FabSwingers.com forum: Joke 003

By *aestro1985 OP Man
over a year ago

London

Jackie was a bit frantic when she got a call from her GP.

"We have got your husband's results back from the lab," the doctor said, "however, there has been a mix-up as there were two patients with the same names. One has Alzhimers and the other one's got Gonorrhea."

"Can't we get him re-tested?" cried Jackie.

"Yes, we can," the doctor replied, "but it will take a week to get the results back due to the holiday period."

"What shall I do in meantime?" Jackie asked.

"Well" said the doctor, "Drop him in the high street and if he returns home soon then don't have sex with him."