FabSwingers.com forum: Nicola Sturgeon lesbian rumours

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Love to see my wife go down on Nicky

Bet she squirts mmmmmm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *ocalMan
over a year ago

Manchester

My only fantasy involving sturgeon concludes with Nicola screaming "am melting" as she drains away like the witch in wizard of Oz

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By *ANNY SLURPERMan
over a year ago

Consett

I'd love to slurp her slit, she's a well defined cameltoe.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well this thread has its advantages

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By *ull English with teaMan
over a year ago

London

And that’s me done on the fab forums for today!

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

Guys, if you lived up here, you'd be having no fantasies about her

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By *eneralKenobiMan
over a year ago

North Angus

That’s enough internet for the day

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By *iredhandMan
over a year ago

Manchester

Doing anything with Wee Jimmy Kranky would see you end up on the sex offenders register wouldn’t it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 09/04/23 16:32:25]

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By *ir SupremacyMan
over a year ago

Bolton

I would rather have a good wanky....than go down on the sexy Kranky x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What?

Just, what!

Sometimes I despair

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By *amierebelMan
over a year ago

nae danger.

Just why...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ve seen some pretty strange things on here and I’m never one to kink shame but Jesus Christ!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fab forums, the gift that keeps on giving

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

"Love to see my wife go down on Nicky

Bet she squirts mmmmmm"

Thanks for that image...

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By *rder66Man
over a year ago

Tatooine

I should have known better, I thought we where going to have a discussion about hiding sexual preferences in modern sociaty and the freedoms that are lacking for career advancement due to sexual prefernce and if those preferences hinder your career.

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

She reminds me too much of wee Jimmy Crankie

Fan-da-be-dozie!

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By *4bimMan
over a year ago

Farnborough Hampshire

Can't eat dinner now.

Cheers

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By *opinovMan
over a year ago

Point Nemo, Cumbria

"I'd love to slurp her slit, she's a well defined cameltoe."

Well I suppose it'd be preferable to Anne Widdecombe's... and Maggie's'll be like a well seasoned parmesan by now.

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss

That's an image I'd didn't need

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By *lexanderSupertrampMan
over a year ago

Gourock

This has just put me right off my easter eggs

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By *rder66Man
over a year ago

Tatooine

"This has just put me right off my easter eggs

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How do you eat yours?

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By *lexanderSupertrampMan
over a year ago

Gourock

"This has just put me right off my easter eggs

How do you eat yours?"

I'll let you know when I get my appetite back

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'd love to slurp her slit, she's a well defined cameltoe.

Well I suppose it'd be preferable to Anne Widdecombe's... and Maggie's'll be like a well seasoned parmesan by now."

I had to click back on the thread didn't I? That weird 'you know you shouldn't look but you can't help it' vibe

Fuck.....my.....life

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Love to see my wife go down on Nicky

Bet she squirts mmmmmm"

Just been a little bit sick in my mouth.

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By *ittle Miss BipolarWoman
over a year ago

Up My Own Arse Apparently

I can't abide her but her sexuality is irrelevant. It's pretty shite that she's felt it necessary to keep this quiet in 2023, if true.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

To quote Sean Lock

That’s a challenging wank

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The words slurp and nicola sturgeon should never be used together

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

"I can't abide her but her sexuality is irrelevant. It's pretty shite that she's felt it necessary to keep this quiet in 2023, if true."

I though most people knew about the rumours. Don't care to be fair, her life. Don't like her politics, but her sex life shouldn't be of interest to most.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

She sounds fishy if you ask me

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By *ittle Miss BipolarWoman
over a year ago

Up My Own Arse Apparently

"I can't abide her but her sexuality is irrelevant. It's pretty shite that she's felt it necessary to keep this quiet in 2023, if true.

I though most people knew about the rumours. Don't care to be fair, her life. Don't like her politics, but her sex life shouldn't be of interest to most."

Heard them ages ago but it's hard to tell the rumours from the truth now.

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By *opinovMan
over a year ago

Point Nemo, Cumbria

"The words slurp and nicola sturgeon should never be used together

Chowder anyone?

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By *heLaserGuyMan
over a year ago

Coventry

"To quote Sean Lock

That’s a challenging wank"

Rachel Riley in a beard

As for the scotch dwarf, I wouldnt touch her with a barge pole

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By *ittle Miss BipolarWoman
over a year ago

Up My Own Arse Apparently

"I can't abide her but her sexuality is irrelevant. It's pretty shite that she's felt it necessary to keep this quiet in 2023, if true.

I though most people knew about the rumours. Don't care to be fair, her life. Don't like her politics, but her sex life shouldn't be of interest to most."

....they'll be saying those coppers were digging for her sex toys next. I know that's where I keep mine. Buried next to the rhubarb.

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

"I can't abide her but her sexuality is irrelevant. It's pretty shite that she's felt it necessary to keep this quiet in 2023, if true.

I though most people knew about the rumours. Don't care to be fair, her life. Don't like her politics, but her sex life shouldn't be of interest to most.

Heard them ages ago but it's hard to tell the rumours from the truth now."

There's the Edinburgh incident and the interdict. It's been a very weird few years up here

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By *ittle Miss BipolarWoman
over a year ago

Up My Own Arse Apparently

The Edinburgh incident? Not familiar with that one.

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

"The Edinburgh incident? Not familiar with that one."

Supposed to be at the Caledonian. French friend and an iron being thrown. Police called then an interdict. Google it

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By *ittle Miss BipolarWoman
over a year ago

Up My Own Arse Apparently

Aha....I shall go and Google.

I launched one at him when he burnt my good dress. Perfectly reasonable behaviour btw!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I always thought she was married to a woman. I have absolutely no idea why I thought that

I was shocked to find out otherwise

Mrs C

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

"Aha....I shall go and Google.

I launched one at him when he burnt my good dress. Perfectly reasonable behaviour btw!"

That's what happens when us menfolk are allowed appliances

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By *red333Man
over a year ago

Dorchester

"Love to see my wife go down on Nicky

Bet she squirts mmmmmm"
really

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

King's Crustacean

1. Why is anything non heterosexual such a shock ? Especially here.

2. Why do people think its okay to make out that something 'dirty' is going on?

3. Why do some of the men here imagine for one moment that they have to share their aversions to having sex with Nicola Sturgeon ? Does that make them macho ? Does it mean they have sex with beautiful people ? or maybe they are not getting any at all.... that seems most likely.

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By *ilffadMan
over a year ago

swansea

God! Really? No!

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By *ull English with teaMan
over a year ago

London

"1. Why is anything non heterosexual such a shock ? Especially here.

2. Why do people think its okay to make out that something 'dirty' is going on?

Not at all, I once had a threesome with Neil Kinnock and Edwina Curry. Due to the politics though I had to take middle-center ground…

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By *eiaorganaWoman
over a year ago

Dundee

The obsession about Sturgeon in England is really quite weird to see, and the Krankie comment is tired, overdone and boring.

And I say that as someone who doesn't really like her.

Is there the same obsession over Mark Drakeford?

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

"The obsession about Sturgeon in England is really quite weird to see, and the Krankie comment is tired, overdone and boring.

And I say that as someone who doesn't really like her.

Is there the same obsession over Mark Drakeford?"

He's very low key. The worshipping bit, I don't get.

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By *eiaorganaWoman
over a year ago

Dundee

"The obsession about Sturgeon in England is really quite weird to see, and the Krankie comment is tired, overdone and boring.

And I say that as someone who doesn't really like her.

Is there the same obsession over Mark Drakeford?

He's very low key. The worshipping bit, I don't get.

There will always be rabid fans of any person/subject that bare their teeth whenever the object of their affection is mentioned negatively, that's weird too (see JKR for instance).

Insulting someone's appearance though is pretty pathetic, when it comes to politicians in particular there are plenty of other things to criticise them for.

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

"The obsession about Sturgeon in England is really quite weird to see, and the Krankie comment is tired, overdone and boring.

And I say that as someone who doesn't really like her.

Is there the same obsession over Mark Drakeford?

He's very low key. The worshipping bit, I don't get.

There will always be rabid fans of any person/subject that bare their teeth whenever the object of their affection is mentioned negatively, that's weird too (see JKR for instance).

Insulting someone's appearance though is pretty pathetic, when it comes to politicians in particular there are plenty of other things to criticise them for."

If I was Jeanette Krankie, I'd be really pissed off

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By *opetop4UMan
over a year ago

Aberdeen

I saw Sturgeon in the flesh a year or so back and surprisingly I felt there was something attractive about her!

It was a bit of a shock!

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By *ittle Miss BipolarWoman
over a year ago

Up My Own Arse Apparently

"The obsession about Sturgeon in England is really quite weird to see, and the Krankie comment is tired, overdone and boring.

And I say that as someone who doesn't really like her.

Is there the same obsession over Mark Drakeford?

He's very low key. The worshipping bit, I don't get.

There will always be rabid fans of any person/subject that bare their teeth whenever the object of their affection is mentioned negatively, that's weird too (see JKR for instance).

Insulting someone's appearance though is pretty pathetic, when it comes to politicians in particular there are plenty of other things to criticise them for."

I don't get that myself. And women always seem to get the worst of it. Attack her policies not her perceived attractiveness or unattractiveness.

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By *oeBeansMan
over a year ago

Derby

It would've cost you nothing to post this, OP. Nothing at all

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By *ittle Miss BipolarWoman
over a year ago

Up My Own Arse Apparently

"It would've cost you nothing to post this, OP. Nothing at all

In fairness he wasn't being derogatory. Just sharing a rather odd but perfectly acceptable fantasy.

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By *red333Man
over a year ago

Dorchester

"1. Why is anything non heterosexual such a shock ? Especially here.

2. Why do people think its okay to make out that something 'dirty' is going on?

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By *ichaelangelaCouple
over a year ago

notts

"Love to see my wife go down on Nicky

Bet she squirts mmmmmm"

I’ll take that bet. How much you betting and show me your proof of her squirting

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