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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

No, not the US and Russia!

Was watching Kick Ass (Love it!) and Watchmen the other day and got into a discussion with a housemate over the age old question of 'what would your superpower be?'

So what do you consider yours to be? Not 'what would you like?' (we'd all no doubt love to fly, be invisible etc.) but what would you consider your current exceptional talent to be?

Me?

I'd be "Jaegerman" - able to consume incredible quantities of Jbombs enabling me to talk bollocks for hours without falling asleep!

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By *issHottieBottieWoman
over a year ago

Kent

I'd be 'the one handed woman'

I can cook, clean, wash up, and perform pretty much any other daily task with just one hand while amusing a cranky two year old with the other!! Lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd be blow job girl.

Able to give a blow job for ages without getting a locked or achy jaw.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'd be 'the one handed woman'

I can cook, clean, wash up, and perform pretty much any other daily task with just one hand while amusing a cranky two year old with the other!! Lol.

"

You forgot to add typing one handed!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i would be clitty licker, be able to lick for ages without getting cramp in my tongue........

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

I'd be known as The Tongue for my kissing and licking.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'd be blow job girl.

Able to give a blow job for ages without getting a locked or achy jaw. "

Ha ha now you have to prove it x

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!


"i would be clitty licker, be able to lick for ages without getting cramp in my tongue........ "

You can be my sidekick.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I always feel sorry for that stretchy bloke in the fantastic 4, "what can you guys do? I can set fire to things! I can go invisable! I'm immensely strong!!" "what about you?" " erm, I can reach high shelves"

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!


"I always feel sorry for that stretchy bloke in the fantastic 4, "what can you guys do? I can set fire to things! I can go invisable! I'm immensely strong!!" "what about you?" " erm, I can reach high shelves""

Imagine what his cock could do

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I always feel sorry for that stretchy bloke in the fantastic 4, "what can you guys do? I can set fire to things! I can go invisable! I'm immensely strong!!" "what about you?" " erm, I can reach high shelves""

But don't forget - would win a 'who's the most well endowed?' contest every time!

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By *ourbonKissMan
over a year ago

a land up north..... of leicester

I'd be 'The Ambidextrous Man' I can use both hands to do different things. Mainly this covers an uncanny knack of being able to look at the forums on my phone whilst stirring the food on Tue stove x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I always feel sorry for that stretchy bloke in the fantastic 4, "what can you guys do? I can set fire to things! I can go invisable! I'm immensely strong!!" "what about you?" " erm, I can reach high shelves"

But don't forget - would win a 'who's the most well endowed?' contest every time! "

wouldn't it stretch out like a piece of blue-tac though??!! no good to anyone!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'd be blow job girl.

Able to give a blow job for ages without getting a locked or achy jaw.

Ha ha now you have to prove it x "

My verifications are a good start! I prove it quite regularly lol! x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I always feel sorry for that stretchy bloke in the fantastic 4, "what can you guys do? I can set fire to things! I can go invisable! I'm immensely strong!!" "what about you?" " erm, I can reach high shelves"

But don't forget - would win a 'who's the most well endowed?' contest every time!

wouldn't it stretch out like a piece of blue-tac though??!! no good to anyone!!"

Oh I don't know - he'd stand a pretty good chance of hitting the G spot! lol

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By *roy9Man
over a year ago

London

I've always wanted to have the superpower of being the best lover my partner has ever had.... I have achieved it a few times but you don't always know or get told

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I always feel sorry for that stretchy bloke in the fantastic 4, "what can you guys do? I can set fire to things! I can go invisable! I'm immensely strong!!" "what about you?" " erm, I can reach high shelves""

You do know he's incredibly smart right? He builds a gate to The Negative Zone where supercriminals are sent, and it nullifies their powers.

But back to the OP: I guess my 'power' would be Useless Information Guy. I seem to retain pointless things in my head. Sonic The Hedgehog level select cheat for example.

My mates usually text me movie questions from pub quizes.

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By *o-jCouple
over a year ago

Outskirts of Notts

I'd be superslut ,

I could do everything in my fantasies and the next day wouldn't have any of the hang ups / guitly feeling .....

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'd be superslut ,

I could do everything in my fantasies and the next day wouldn't have any of the hang ups / guitly feeling .....

"

Sod guilt - just do that anyway!

Assuming the fantasies don't involve celebrities, anything illegal or anything requiring huge financial expense!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

wolverine for me, the power to heal and regenerate at immense speed.

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By *o-jCouple
over a year ago

Outskirts of Notts


"I'd be superslut ,

I could do everything in my fantasies and the next day wouldn't have any of the hang ups / guitly feeling .....

Sod guilt - just do that anyway!

Assuming the fantasies don't involve celebrities, anything illegal or anything requiring huge financial expense! "

You've not read my humiliation fantasy then .... 25 men and only just started ....lol

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By *ourbonKissMan
over a year ago

a land up north..... of leicester


"I'd be superslut ,

I could do everything in my fantasies and the next day wouldn't have any of the hang ups / guitly feeling .....

Sod guilt - just do that anyway!

Assuming the fantasies don't involve celebrities, anything illegal or anything requiring huge financial expense! "

My thoughts too there Obi-wan

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By *ourbonKissMan
over a year ago

a land up north..... of leicester


"I'd be superslut ,

I could do everything in my fantasies and the next day wouldn't have any of the hang ups / guitly feeling .....

Sod guilt - just do that anyway!

Assuming the fantasies don't involve celebrities, anything illegal or anything requiring huge financial expense!

You've not read my humiliation fantasy then .... 25 men and only just started ....lol"

I have and its a very hot fantasy

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'd be superslut ,

I could do everything in my fantasies and the next day wouldn't have any of the hang ups / guitly feeling .....

Sod guilt - just do that anyway!

Assuming the fantasies don't involve celebrities, anything illegal or anything requiring huge financial expense!

You've not read my humiliation fantasy then .... 25 men and only just started ....lol"

25? Shouldn't take too long given the numbers on here! lol

And no - I haven't read it - but if it's on here i've just added it to my to do list!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'd be superslut ,

I could do everything in my fantasies and the next day wouldn't have any of the hang ups / guitly feeling .....

Sod guilt - just do that anyway!

Assuming the fantasies don't involve celebrities, anything illegal or anything requiring huge financial expense!

You've not read my humiliation fantasy then .... 25 men and only just started ....lol

25? Shouldn't take too long given the numbers on here! lol

And no - I haven't read it - but if it's on here i've just added it to my to do list! "

*UPDATE - I've now read it!

Almost makes me want to get married again!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"wolverine for me, the power to heal and regenerate at immense speed."

Same here, I heal very fast.

Cuts, grazes, colds, flu anything really vanishes as quick as it comes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i could hypnotize men with my boobs then knock them out or suffocate my victims lol

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By *ourbonKissMan
over a year ago

a land up north..... of leicester


"i could hypnotize men with my boobs then knock them out or suffocate my victims lol"

I have a feeling that you may have already done this

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"wolverine for me, the power to heal and regenerate at immense speed."

Deadpool has a faster healing factor. It was taken from Wolvey and improved upon.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"i could hypnotize men with my boobs then knock them out or suffocate my victims lol

I have a feeling that you may have already done this "

not killed anyone yet bourbon..

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By *unkyWhoreCouple
over a year ago

Stoke

Reckon it would be pretty cool to have ice powers .....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

he didn't have super powers, but I'd like to be flash gordon!

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By *ourbonKissMan
over a year ago

a land up north..... of leicester


"i could hypnotize men with my boobs then knock them out or suffocate my victims lol

I have a feeling that you may have already done this

not killed anyone yet bourbon.. "

And here I was thinking that it was real blood dripping down your chin in your Halloween pics.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"i could hypnotize men with my boobs then knock them out or suffocate my victims lol

I have a feeling that you may have already done this

not killed anyone yet bourbon..

And here I was thinking that it was real blood dripping down your chin in your Halloween pics. "

you remember those?? lol no it was fake blood..

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"he didn't have super powers, but I'd like to be flash gordon!"

Just change your name by deed poll and buy a raincoat!

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By *ourbonKissMan
over a year ago

a land up north..... of leicester


"i could hypnotize men with my boobs then knock them out or suffocate my victims lol

I have a feeling that you may have already done this

not killed anyone yet bourbon..

And here I was thinking that it was real blood dripping down your chin in your Halloween pics.

you remember those?? lol no it was fake blood.."

It wasn't that long ago x

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