FabSwingers.com forum: One line jokes

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

When life gives you melons, you might be dyslexic...

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

When you ask the dog for help you might also be dyslexic

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"When you ask the dog for help you might also be dyslexic "

What do you get when you cross a hippo with a frog?

..a big splash.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

One day, a little boy wrote to Santa Clause, "Please send me a sister." Santa Clause wrote him back, "Ok, send me your mother."

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By *asterR and slut mayaMan
over a year ago

Bradford

When life gives you melons, you might be dyslexic... "

Well I dyslexic and I don't like melons

Also I don't understand the joke as it appears when I looked it up you had spelled melons correctly .

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By *asterR and slut mayaMan
over a year ago

Bradford

"When you ask the dog for help you might also be dyslexic "

My Lady oh mylady oh

I undrrstandnth not what been dyslexic has to do with talking with

A dog .

It would seam you none dyslexics

Think this a joke .

But I'm not getting it so pls explain to Me folks

I'm not been preciouse I like a lot of hu more and usually dyslexic joke have a miss spelling. I'm not getting

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

"When you ask the dog for help you might also be dyslexic

My Lady oh mylady oh

I undrrstandnth not what been dyslexic has to do with talking with

A dog .

It would seam you none dyslexics

Think this a joke .

But I'm not getting it so pls explain to Me folks

I'm not been preciouse I like a lot of hu more and usually dyslexic joke have a miss spelling. I'm not getting "

Master R my brother is dyslexic. He sometimes wrote dog when he meant to write God.

He gets a lot of words mixed up but I know what he means when he texts me.

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By *asterR and slut mayaMan
over a year ago

Bradford

Thanks to our beautiful moderator

I now understand the jokes

Just one of those things. When your mind just doesn't see the reference

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"When you ask the dog for help you might also be dyslexic "

I got it

A perfectionist walks into a bar...it wasn’t set high enough.

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By *asterR and slut mayaMan
over a year ago

Bradford

"When you ask the dog for help you might also be dyslexic

I got it

A perfectionist walks into a bar...it wasn’t set high enough.

It was the dog that threw me had it been when you ask dog I might have got it but without the moderator intervention I'd have never understood the melons .

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

"When you ask the dog for help you might also be dyslexic

I got it

A perfectionist walks into a bar...it wasn’t set high enough.

I'm always happy to explain to anyone who doesn't

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

A horse walks into the bar. The barman asks "why the long face?"

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By *asterR and slut mayaMan
over a year ago

Bradford

"A horse walks into the bar. The barman asks "why the long face?""

And the horse says have you never seen a horse .

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

"A horse walks into the bar. The barman asks "why the long face?"

And the horse says have you never seen a horse ."

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

"When you ask the dog for help you might also be dyslexic

I got it

A perfectionist walks into a bar...it wasn’t set high enough.

I like this one. Saving to tell another one of my brothers

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By *asterR and slut mayaMan
over a year ago

Bradford

Here one for lovers of words

I invented a new word

Plagiarism!

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

"Here one for lovers of words

I invented a new word

Plagiarism!"

That took me a minute!

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By *laytime78Man
over a year ago

Oldham

What do you call a guy with no shins?!

Toe-Knee

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By *asterR and slut mayaMan
over a year ago

Bradford

"Here one for lovers of words

I invented a new word

Plagiarism!

That took me a minute!

Welcome to my world

Your welcome any day my lady

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What kind of bees give milk? Boo Bees

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"What do you call a guy with no shins?!

Toe-Knee"

Groan!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Local police in rural America are looking for a cowboy with a paper suit, paper shirt, paper pants and socks and a paper hat. He's suspected of rustling.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Did you hear about the dyslexic,agnostic insomniac?

He stayed up all night, every night, wondering if there really was a dog.

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By *idnight RamblerMan
over a year ago

Pershore

Bono and The Edge walk into a Dublin bar, the bartender looks up and says says "Oh no, not U2 again!!

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By *innocentMan
over a year ago

Littlehampton

Never trust and electrician with no eyebrows

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By *lut and sirCouple
over a year ago

Northampton

I went to buy some camo pants but couldn’t find any.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Dating is shagging on the sofa.

Swinging is shagging someone else on the sofa...

....Marriage is sleeping on the sofa...

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By *dventurousSexplorersCouple
over a year ago

Fantasy Land

My dog Minton just ate my shuttlecock…

Bad-Minton.

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By *heltenhamBiGuyMan
over a year ago

Cheltenham

She wanted a euphemism.... so I gave her one

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By *laytime78Man
over a year ago

Oldham

"What do you call a guy with no shins?!

Toe-Knee

Groan!

Buckle up! they dont get any better

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By *laytime78Man
over a year ago

Oldham

"I went to buy some camo pants but couldn’t find any."

Hahaha

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By *bi HaiveMan
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over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

The man that invented knock knock jokes should get a no bell prize.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My father has schizophrenia, but he’s good people.

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By *bi HaiveMan
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over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

If I had 50p for every maths test I flunked I'd have £7.26 now.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If I had 50p for every maths test I flunked I'd have £7.26 now.

I failed maths that many times at I school, I can't count

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By *ob Carpe DiemMan
over a year ago

Torquay

Waiter this Chinese style duck is rubbery, "thank you very much sir I'll give your compliments to the chef"

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By *icker2010Man
over a year ago

cambs/london/Norfolk

What do you call a man with a purple penis?

A tight fisted wanker

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By *asterR and slut mayaMan
over a year ago

Bradford

"My dog Minton just ate my shuttlecock…

Bad-Minton. "

Like that

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By *ny1localMan
over a year ago

READING

Irish dancing has had to be reviewed after Dublin museum found a second book 'Irish dancing 2nd volume, what to do with the arms '

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What does a gynecologist and a pizza delivery boy have in common?

They get to smell it but never taste.

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By *hechairman18Man
over a year ago

Salford Quays , Manchester

Dyslexic's rule KO.

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By *lynJMan
over a year ago

Morden

"Dyslexic's rule KO.

Syd Alexi lures ko!

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By *lynJMan
over a year ago

Morden

There are 3 kinds of people in the world, those that can count and those that can't.

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By *llaandGCouple
over a year ago

London

I tried to steal spaghetti from a shop with a female security guard but I couldn't get any past her.

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By *oastofReadingMan
over a year ago

Norwich

Iron man is a super hero, iron woman is a command.

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By *laytime78Man
over a year ago

Oldham

I went to the zoo the other day to watch the monkeys wanking....

then i went to see the crocodiles and i was still wanking!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What does a gynecologist and a pizza delivery boy have in common?

They get to smell it but never taste."

SMH

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By *anted by NightMan
over a year ago

Shangri-La

The biggest difference between men and women is what comes to mind when the word 'Facial' is used.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I hate drug dealers. They're always sticking their business into other people's noses.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I hate drug dealers. They're always sticking their business into other people's noses."

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