FabSwingers.com forum: What strange object ?

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

So ladies & gents I recently saw a video on fab of a woman for the sake of a better word pleasuring her self with the spout of a watering can ! What other strange objects has else anyone used for sexual gratification ?

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By *enrietteandSamCouple
over a year ago

Staffordshire

I carried a watermelon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not me, but I did once meet a guy who, as part of play, inserted a white board marker pen down his japs eye

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I saw a video of a man who put nails down his winky hole and shot them out when he spunked

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By *affeine DuskMan
over a year ago

Caerphilly

"What other strange objects has else anyone used for sexual gratification ? "

I used Henriette and sam, would recommend

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By *eeds fun guyMan
over a year ago

yorkshire

"I saw a video of a man who put nails down his winky hole and shot them out when he spunked

Was it MC Hammer

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By *iver_lover_6969Man
over a year ago

South Liverpool

"I saw a video of a man who put nails down his winky hole and shot them out when he spunked

Was it MC Hammer

Nob the builder

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By *4bimMan
over a year ago

Farnborough Hampshire

I condemn you all to hell.

Horrific thread

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By *uby StarCouple
over a year ago

Durham

"I saw a video of a man who put nails down his winky hole and shot them out when he spunked

sounds bloody dangerous, not to mention painful!

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By *denvents2Woman
over a year ago

Northampton

I'd need billy joel to help me list all the stuff I've tried.

"She tried to fuck these items"

Lots of Legos, rubber bands

Web-shooting Spider-Man

An old pet rock

An antique clock

A ton of red Play-doh

Colored pencils, lots of nickles

Half a jar of Vlasic pickles

Banjo strings, chicken wings

Lots of these and other things

SHE TRIED TO FUCK THESE ITEMS

(Not serious btw) (ish)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Used a thermometer as a sounding rod as a teenager

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Heard of someone who ended up in A&E with a Grenade up his backside..

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By *2000ManMan
over a year ago

Worthing

"Heard of someone who ended up in A&E with a Grenade up his backside.."

I imagine his climax was explosive.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'd need billy joel to help me list all the stuff I've tried.

"She tried to fuck these items"

Lots of Legos, rubber bands

Web-shooting Spider-Man

An old pet rock

An antique clock

A ton of red Play-doh

Colored pencils, lots of nickles

Half a jar of Vlasic pickles

Banjo strings, chicken wings

Lots of these and other things

SHE TRIED TO FUCK THESE ITEMS

(Not serious btw) (ish)

OMG that is genius LOL

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania

"I'd need billy joel to help me list all the stuff I've tried.

"She tried to fuck these items"

Lots of Legos, rubber bands

Web-shooting Spider-Man

An old pet rock

An antique clock

A ton of red Play-doh

Colored pencils, lots of nickles

Half a jar of Vlasic pickles

Banjo strings, chicken wings

Lots of these and other things

SHE TRIED TO FUCK THESE ITEMS

(Not serious btw) (ish)

Billy Joel? Sounds more like Sarah Cynthia Sylvia Stout (who would not take the garbage out)...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Heard of someone who ended up in A&E with a Grenade up his backside..

I imagine his climax was explosive."

From what I recall, after the bomb squad were called, and x-rays etc were done they realised that it was a training grenade. Not sure if it were a smoke or a wooden one or whatever the Military use, but after a lot of laxatives and a pair of plyers and gloves it came out and the Bomb squad took it away for disposal. Knowing some people's humour, probably framed it somewhere...

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By *4bimMan
over a year ago

Farnborough Hampshire

"I'd need billy joel to help me list all the stuff I've tried.

"She tried to fuck these items"

Lots of Legos, rubber bands

Web-shooting Spider-Man

An old pet rock

An antique clock

A ton of red Play-doh

Colored pencils, lots of nickles

Half a jar of Vlasic pickles

Banjo strings, chicken wings

Lots of these and other things

SHE TRIED TO FUCK THESE ITEMS

(Not serious btw) (ish)

You are here by banished to the outskirts of town.

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By *andyfloss2000Woman
over a year ago

ashford

Tried most things tbh! Just had a mini choc egg inserted x

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania

"Tried most things tbh! Just had a mini choc egg inserted x"

Awww, sweet...

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By *itvclaireTV/TS
over a year ago

Birmingham

"Tried most things tbh! Just had a mini choc egg inserted x"

Suddenly I have a craving for mini chocolate eggs.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Seen a bottle of ketchup (plastic flip top first!) and a toy aeroplane being used in pics recently, did make me laugh

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By *rder66Man
over a year ago

Tatooine

I saw one where a bald man pushed his head, up to the top of his noise inside a womans pussy.

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By *itonthesideWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow

"I carried a watermelon "

My first fab reincarnation about a decade ago there used to be a chat room user who would put a watermelon up their butt on camera

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

She was just keeping herself lubricated

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By *oo..Woman
over a year ago

Boo's World

The "vegetable " lady that used to be on here, I think she's left now.

She completed the whole range of most aisles in the supermarket along with fruit n veg, traffic cones,glass bottles,cans of drink.

Was like doing a "big" shop at the supermarket with her skills and no need to buy a carrier bag either to take it home.

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By *denvents2Woman
over a year ago

Northampton

"I'd need billy joel to help me list all the stuff I've tried.

"She tried to fuck these items"

Lots of Legos, rubber bands

Web-shooting Spider-Man

An old pet rock

An antique clock

A ton of red Play-doh

Colored pencils, lots of nickles

Half a jar of Vlasic pickles

Banjo strings, chicken wings

Lots of these and other things

SHE TRIED TO FUCK THESE ITEMS

(Not serious btw) (ish)

You are here by banished to the outskirts of town.

Do you live on the outskirts

lol

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By *VineMan
over a year ago

The right place

I enjoy sounding, so a metal rod does the job.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A 15 piece ratchet spanner set

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Jeez some of those are a bit extreme compared to the watering can spout !

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