FabSwingers.com forum: Last Thing You Purchased

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

It's going up your bum what was it

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By *unsexual MemelordWoman
over a year ago

Midlothian

A packaged sandwich.

At least it was an M&S one...

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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

A mini vac for the car

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Twix, 2fingers

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By *lik and PaulCouple
over a year ago

Flagrante

Buffalo Wings

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By *andyfloss2000Woman
over a year ago

ashford

Easter eggs funny u shd say that!......

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By *rAitchMan
over a year ago

Diagonally Parked in a Parallel Universe

A full PA system - speakers & stands, mixer amp, three microphones and stands, and all the cables.

That'll smart a bit

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By *valanche1001Man
over a year ago

Leeds

A bike lock

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By *ormalfornorfolkMan
over a year ago

Norwich

A car parking ticket …

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By *ndtheswingersMan
over a year ago

colchester

24 cans of dog food.

Might need more lube than I currently have

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By *ifewantsmore777Couple
over a year ago

North West

A car, oh god………this is going to be interesting

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Milk

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By *valanche1001Man
over a year ago

Leeds

"A car, oh god………this is going to be interesting

I suggest a reverse park

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A glass of Sprite and a glass of Vodka and

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By *ubcdverykinkyMan
over a year ago

Bourne lincs

A new landing net to go fishing. It's a lot more exciting than this site

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By *GermanInLondonMan
over a year ago

London

A massive baguette and a bottle of milk.

Already went down the other end luckily...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Greggs bacon butty

I'm more worried about the cappuccino that came with it

Can we let it cool a bit before the insertion?

Please

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By *idlandiaMan
over a year ago

Birmingham

12 cans of brewdog punk ipa. Ouch

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By *irty-pairCouple
over a year ago

South Essex

A packet of lasagna sheets

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

3 balls of wool

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By *olden PoleMan
over a year ago

Kent

Uh oh….mine was Stanley blades

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A bag of frozen oven chips

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

£180 bill for cocktails last night.

Luckily after that many cocktails I doubt I would care what went up my bum

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By *ustfun1000Man
over a year ago

hanwell

A toothbrush and paste for the dog lol

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By *elloWoman
over a year ago

alpha centauri

A new we-vibe clit suction toy from Lovehoney. I lost my previous one somehow

. If I hadn't bought that it would of been a four pack of yum yums

what a waste of yumminess that would of been

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

A book

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By *dward_TeagueMan
over a year ago

wolverhampton

A new office chair for when I WFH

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By *educing_EmCouple
over a year ago

Tipperary

[Removed by poster at 02/04/23 09:06:57]

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By *amhorniestMan
over a year ago

Surrey

A sandwich toaster

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A can of red bull. Could be worse I suppose.

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By *educing_EmCouple
over a year ago

Tipperary

[Removed by poster at 02/04/23 09:07:21]

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By *D of funCouple
over a year ago

Northampton

Prawn crackers

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By *iltsTSgirlTV/TS
over a year ago

chichester

Box of 100 spax screws for my dad

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By *educing_EmCouple
over a year ago

Tipperary

Ughhh stupid redaction, can of cola zero then

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By *arnsley man 43Man
over a year ago

barnsley

A new book

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Maccy d breakfast’s

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A box of Cadburys Fingers

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By *uri00620Woman
over a year ago

Croydon

An Easter egg i bought for my neighbour's kid. Just eaten it for breakfast.

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By *iltsTSgirlTV/TS
over a year ago

chichester

"Maccy d breakfast’s

Gosh now that’s a good idea

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By *valanche1001Man
over a year ago

Leeds

"Maccy d breakfast’s

Gosh now that’s a good idea

What, to eat or up ya bum?

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By *iltsTSgirlTV/TS
over a year ago

chichester

"Maccy d breakfast’s

Gosh now that’s a good idea

What, to eat or up ya bum?

Unfortunately a McMuffin just falls apart trying to put up the old rusty badge

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A knew support about 5 minutes ago.

MrWho.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A knew support about 5 minutes ago.

MrWho."

That should be KNEE support... Fuckin' dumbass autocarrot!

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By *enrietteandSamCouple
over a year ago

Staffordshire

"An Easter egg i bought for my neighbour's kid. Just eaten it for breakfast.

It’s a very dangerous time of year for Easter egg preparations… I’ve brought around 30 eggs for our wider family and friends so far, less than half have survived

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A vanilla slice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh gosh, it was a fairly sizeable chicken and Donner wrap (it needed 2 wraps to hold it all in) F can have it up her bum

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By *igjim69Man
over a year ago

scunthorpe

Some new panties

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By *lueFireCouple
over a year ago

just somewhere around here

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By *lueFireCouple
over a year ago

just somewhere around here

A garden fork, a garden spade, some secateurs and compost

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By *iver_lover_6969Man
over a year ago

South Liverpool

A pint of lager, do I have to do the glass too????

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By *uri00620Woman
over a year ago

Croydon

"An Easter egg i bought for my neighbour's kid. Just eaten it for breakfast.

It’s a very dangerous time of year for Easter egg preparations… I’ve brought around 30 eggs for our wider family and friends so far, less than half have survived

Always, should never buy them in advance! Glad I'm not the only one!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Maccy d breakfast’s

And HP sauce

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By *ympha LuxuriaWoman
15 weeks ago

La La Land

A packet of sour flavoured worms 🪱

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By *eathrow pineappleCouple
15 weeks ago

West London

A kebab (lunch on a night shift?)

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By *erfHerder74Man
15 weeks ago

Greenock

Bottle of YOP

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By *ong-leggedblondWoman
15 weeks ago

Next Door

Upgraded my phone

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By *.hrisMan
15 weeks ago

Bath

2 x 500m rolls of cling film.

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By *neeyedwillieMan
15 weeks ago

Darlington

Ahh shit.

A new 4 poster bed.

Anyone got several gallons of lube spare?

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By (user no longer on site)
15 weeks ago

A bottle of BrewDog's Duo Spiced Rum. It's just too bloomin' delicious 🍹

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By *imples24Man
15 weeks ago

tamworth

"A bottle of BrewDog's Duo Spiced Rum. It's just too bloomin' delicious 🍹"

Will have to give this a try love a spiced rum

Bumbu one of my faves

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By *imples24Man
15 weeks ago

tamworth

"An Easter egg i bought for my neighbour's kid. Just eaten it for breakfast.

It’s a very dangerous time of year for Easter egg preparations… I’ve brought around 30 eggs for our wider family and friends so far, less than half have survived

Always, should never buy them in advance! Glad I'm not the only one!"

I’m the same never lasts. Why does it feel that this chocolate taste better than normal chocolate?

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By *lym4realCouple
15 weeks ago

plymouth

A DAC for our Hi Fi ! apart from food and beer and normal stuff and 2 tickets to see Miss Janet Jackson in Birmingham ( wohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhoooooo) xxx

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By *ozzybear1981Man
15 weeks ago

preston

3 boxes of coffee pods and 4 pints of skimmed milk…..that sounds painful 🫣🫣

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By *ir Toot of the frostMan
15 weeks ago

Burton-on-Trent

Gü Millionaires cheesecake.

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By *eird_With_a_BeardMan
15 weeks ago

Falkirk

Large bag of spicy rings, bottle of squash, tin of coffee and a mince round. I think I'm going to have a very distinctive gait.

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By *obyn GravesTV/TS
15 weeks ago

1127 walnut avenue

Motorhead..the lost tapes vols 1-5.. this morning..

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By (user no longer on site)
15 weeks ago

A 600ml bottle of Heineken.

A comfortable start at least.

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By *obyn GravesTV/TS
15 weeks ago

1127 walnut avenue

"Motorhead..the lost tapes vols 1-5.. this morning.."

I'm quite glad I chose CDs instead of vinyl..😁

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By *oralltherightreasonsCouple
15 weeks ago

WELLINGBOROUGH

A bar of cedarwood soap

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By *amhorniestMan
13 weeks ago

Surrey

A cat

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By *otsossieMan
13 weeks ago

Chesterfield

Rear discs and pads

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By *ascaIMan
13 weeks ago

Cheshire Liverpool Manchester

"A cat "

What’ve you called it?

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By *eordieJeansCouple
13 weeks ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

A litre bottle of shaving foam

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By *had_ThunderCockMan
13 weeks ago

a place somewhat adjacent to you…

Replica Maverick Helmet.

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By *ad NannaWoman
13 weeks ago

East London

Eggs and a tin of sliced pineapple.

I could make pineapple fritters for my butt.

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By *ad NannaWoman
13 weeks ago

East London

"A cat "

I'd trim its claws first.

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By (user no longer on site)
13 weeks ago

Just picked up a snickers! I'm not me when I'm hungry

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By *r John WickMan
13 weeks ago

The Continental

Compression socks

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By *ormalfornorfolkMan
13 weeks ago

Norwich

Brown paper packing tape

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By *eordieJeansCouple
13 weeks ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

"Compression socks"

Like a femidom for your arse.

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By *ark RumMan
13 weeks ago

Bucks

Egg/crest sarnie

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By *torm in a G cupWoman
13 weeks ago

Land of the Long White Cloud

A thickshake

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By *ad NannaWoman
13 weeks ago

East London

"Just picked up a snickers! I'm not me when I'm hungry "

Will you warm it in your mouth first?

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By (user no longer on site)
13 weeks ago

"Just picked up a snickers! I'm not me when I'm hungry

Will you warm it in your mouth first?"

Unfortunately not, ate it very quickly and got it all round my mouth

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By *hyguy9iMan
13 weeks ago

Merthyr Tydfil

Protein shake and foil got lube at least 😂

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By *vaRose43Woman
13 weeks ago

Forest of Dean

A wispa…. Its in the freezer

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By (user no longer on site)
13 weeks ago

"A wispa…. Its in the freezer

Wispa in the freezer, that's a new one

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By *vaRose43Woman
13 weeks ago

Forest of Dean

"A wispa…. Its in the freezer

Wispa in the freezer, that's a new one "

They’re best when frozen 👅

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By *h3rry Bomb80Man
13 weeks ago

the moon

Bread n milk

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By *IXEN200Woman
13 weeks ago

newcastle upon tyne

Starbar

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By (user no longer on site)
13 weeks ago

"A wispa…. Its in the freezer

Wispa in the freezer, that's a new one

They’re best when frozen 👅"

May have to try this!

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By *izandpaulCouple
13 weeks ago

merseyside

Oh dear, this a going to sting.

A jar of Colemans English mustard.

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By *till gameMan
13 weeks ago

two doors down

"Starbar"

Bit of a heads up on star bars

Tesco are selling multi packs now, so dangerous as they are my favourite

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By *eathrow pineappleCouple
13 weeks ago

West London

A C.P company top. That's definitely not going up my bum!

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By *oralltherightreasonsCouple
13 weeks ago

WELLINGBOROUGH

4 yard skip

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By *agatoXXXMan
13 weeks ago

Gone and completely forgotten.

Expanding fixings for a toilet seat.

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
13 weeks ago

little house on the praire

Full weekly shop last friday

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By *ad NannaWoman
13 weeks ago

East London

"Oh dear, this a going to sting.

A jar of Colemans English mustard.

One scoop at a time

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By *ir Toot of the frostMan
13 weeks ago

Burton-on-Trent

Well shut a strawberry trifle anyone wanna help me push it in

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By (user no longer on site)
13 weeks ago

Four pints of milk - would it be possible to do it as a colonic irrigation rather than trying to fit the plastic container in as well?

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By *IXEN200Woman
13 weeks ago

newcastle upon tyne

"Starbar

Bit of a heads up on star bars

Tesco are selling multi packs now, so dangerous as they are my favourite "

Mine too

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By *till gameMan
13 weeks ago

two doors down

"Starbar

Bit of a heads up on star bars

Tesco are selling multi packs now, so dangerous as they are my favourite

Mine too"

👍

Love them even more just out of the fridge 🥰

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By *istalloverCouple
13 weeks ago

Pays de la Loire -Normandie -Brittany borderFrance

Bloody temu,they got me again

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By *orphia2003Woman
13 weeks ago

Tonypandy.

Anti-histamine cream.

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By *uri00620Woman
13 weeks ago

Croydon

Tickets for Beatrix Potter's house Hilltop for tomorrow morning.

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By *iltsTSgirlTV/TS
13 weeks ago

chichester

Moot green paint

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By (user no longer on site)
13 weeks ago

DvD of planet Terror that should have arrived on Saturday but hasn't.

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By *iltsTSgirlTV/TS
13 weeks ago

chichester

"DvD of planet Terror that should have arrived on Saturday but hasn't."

ah thats a great dvd I have that .. one of my fav movies

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