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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Any hidden talents?

I have none. I’m talentless *cries* but it would be nice to find out everyone else’s

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By *ildmanYorksMan
over a year ago

Doncaster & Bembridge

Yes, many. Unfortunately they're well hidden

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

I sing... but that's not really hidden as it's quite common knowledge.

Apart from that, nope

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By *elix SightedMan
over a year ago

Cloud 8

"Any hidden talents?

I have none. I’m talentless *cries* but it would be nice to find out everyone else’s

I’m the same, mrs Shiv! I can do lots of things adequately but I’m not talented at anything.

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By *UGGYBEAR2015Man
over a year ago

BRIDPORT

I haven’t attempted it for many years but as a party trick I used to eat a Wagon Wheel whole.

Is that the sort of talent you are looking for.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My fingers can bend to touch the back of my hand

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By *agerMorganMan
over a year ago

Canvey Island

For all my tech headedness & geeky interests, I’m actually a really good cook.*

*so I’ve been told

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I sing... but that's not really hidden as it's quite common knowledge.

Apart from that, nope

Amazing! I love singing but no one else seems to appreciate it

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I sing... but that's not really hidden as it's quite common knowledge.

Apart from that, nope

Amazing! I love singing but no one else seems to appreciate it

That's rude of them! Clearly they're tone deaf. Or not listening well enough

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have an exceptionally high IQ.

I know, i hide it well.

Not sure if it's a talent though. I can also eat an obscene amount of food very quickly. I'm most proud of this one.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"My fingers can bend to touch the back of my hand"

That made me shiver a bit

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I have an exceptionally high IQ.

I know, i hide it well.

Not sure if it's a talent though. I can also eat an obscene amount of food very quickly. I'm most proud of this one."

I can make a whole chocolate gateau disappear in an impressive amount of time. Maybe that’s my talent.

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

I can make fart noises with my neck and shoulder, does that count?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I can make fart noises with my neck and shoulder, does that count? "

Can you make them with your hand under your arm pit too? That ones impressive as well

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

"I can make fart noises with my neck and shoulder, does that count?

Can you make them with your hand under your arm pit too? That ones impressive as well

Yes and behind my knee, I got so much talent that it's surprising I can walk down the street without being asked for my autograph

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can peel a banana with my feet

Sarah

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By *lirtyAndFunCouple
over a year ago

Rushden

J - I can sing quite well.

My sexual appetite is insatiable, not really a talent but its all ive got

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By *ou only live onceMan
over a year ago

London

"I have an exceptionally high IQ.

I know, i hide it well.

Not sure if it's a talent though. I can also eat an obscene amount of food very quickly. I'm most proud of this one.

I can make a whole chocolate gateau disappear in an impressive amount of time. Maybe that’s my talent. "

Oh, if eating limitless amounts of chocolate (or crisps for that matter) is a talent, then I am world class.

Other than that, a jack of all trades...

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By *art1968Man
over a year ago

stafford

I’m a high ranking football referee!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can peel a banana with my feet

Sarah"

Your foot job skills must be 100

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can put a few chords together and I know my way around a guitar (up to the fifth fret).

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I can make fart noises with my neck and shoulder, does that count?

Can you make them with your hand under your arm pit too? That ones impressive as well

Yes and behind my knee, I got so much talent that it's surprising I can walk down the street without being asked for my autograph

Right!, now you’re just showing off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gifted Skilled handed carpenter/multi trader. Tantric massages are a skill I’ve developed with my gifted trade hands.

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By *ig_eric_tionMan
over a year ago

IPSWICH

I apparently have a rather serious look about me. I have been mistaken for a bouncer more than once.

If that's a talent it should probably be more hidden than it is.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Can peel a banana with my feet

Sarah"

I’m actually pretty impressed with that one!.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I have an exceptionally high IQ.

I know, i hide it well.

Not sure if it's a talent though. I can also eat an obscene amount of food very quickly. I'm most proud of this one.

I can make a whole chocolate gateau disappear in an impressive amount of time. Maybe that’s my talent.

Oh, if eating limitless amounts of chocolate (or crisps for that matter) is a talent, then I am world class.

Other than that, a jack of all trades..."

Me too YOLO, me too. Come grab a seat with me and we can be jealous at everyone else’s talents together

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By *ate_BMan
over a year ago

London

I make a good rum punch, that’s a sort of talent

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I read very quick. I can read a book of 400 pgs in a day without skipping or skimming. I also retain a ridiculous amount of useless/ useful information and I can identify many songs only by listening the first 5 seconds of it.

Also it’s very easy for me to learn languages (at some point I was studying 7 at the same time).

Mrs

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By *ou only live onceMan
over a year ago

London

"I have an exceptionally high IQ.

I know, i hide it well.

Not sure if it's a talent though. I can also eat an obscene amount of food very quickly. I'm most proud of this one.

I can make a whole chocolate gateau disappear in an impressive amount of time. Maybe that’s my talent.

Oh, if eating limitless amounts of chocolate (or crisps for that matter) is a talent, then I am world class.

Other than that, a jack of all trades...

Me too YOLO, me too. Come grab a seat with me and we can be jealous at everyone else’s talents together

I'm on my way. Family size pack of mini eggs in hand...

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

I can get my whole fist in my mouth. Not really a talent but makes a good party trick

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I read very quick. I can read a book of 400 pgs in a day without skipping or skimming. I also retain a ridiculous amount of useless/ useful information and I can identify many songs only by listening the first 5 seconds of it.

Also it’s very easy for me to learn languages (at some point I was studying 7 at the same time).

Mrs"

Learning 7 different languages at the same time is amazing!. I used to really love reading and could easily read a book a day. Not sure I’ve got the attention span to do it now though.

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Travelling

I honestly don't know

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I can get my whole fist in my mouth. Not really a talent but makes a good party trick

This was my mums go to party trick back in the day!. I’m sure I have a picture of her with her fist in her gob some where

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By *ou only live onceMan
over a year ago

London

"I can get my whole fist in my mouth. Not really a talent but makes a good party trick

I've just tried. I'm nowhere near!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I have an exceptionally high IQ.

I know, i hide it well.

Not sure if it's a talent though. I can also eat an obscene amount of food very quickly. I'm most proud of this one.

I can make a whole chocolate gateau disappear in an impressive amount of time. Maybe that’s my talent.

Oh, if eating limitless amounts of chocolate (or crisps for that matter) is a talent, then I am world class.

Other than that, a jack of all trades...

Me too YOLO, me too. Come grab a seat with me and we can be jealous at everyone else’s talents together

I'm on my way. Family size pack of mini eggs in hand..."

Ooh yesss, I love mini eggs

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By *ang bang bangity bangCouple
over a year ago

Sunderland

what I do have are a very particular set of skills. Skills I have acquired over a very long career.

*said in best Liam Neeson accent.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Also it’s very easy for me to learn languages (at some point I was studying 7 at the same time).

Mrs

Learning 7 different languages at the same time is amazing!. I used to really love reading and could easily read a book a day. Not sure I’ve got the attention span to do it now though. "

Spanish, English, French, German, Italian, classic Latin and classic Greek (the language!). Funnily enough, 3 of them has cases and I didn’t mix them up at all

Regarding books… I have STACKS of them waiting for me to dive in but i have someone diverting my attention 24/7

Out of curiosity and Counting roughly I think I’ve read around 10k books in my life, but now, due to my circumstances… even if it makes my heart ache, no books at the moment!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have plenty but not sure too many would agree

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

"I can get my whole fist in my mouth. Not really a talent but makes a good party trick

Big mouth or small hands. I can barely get a couple of knuckles in and now have tooth marks on my hands!

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

"I can get my whole fist in my mouth. Not really a talent but makes a good party trick

Big mouth or small hands. I can barely get a couple of knuckles in and now have tooth marks on my hands!

That was meant to be a question. Big mouth or small hands?

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

Also it’s very easy for me to learn languages (at some point I was studying 7 at the same time).

Mrs"

We have similar talents!

I can also bleather on about the Tranmere Rovers teams of the mid to late 90s/early 00s and ping up and down kerbs and moderate height steps in my wheelchair

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

Oh, and I can recite the books of the bible in order from beginning to end

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

"I can make fart noises with my neck and shoulder, does that count?

Can you make them with your hand under your arm pit too? That ones impressive as well

Yes and behind my knee, I got so much talent that it's surprising I can walk down the street without being asked for my autograph

Right!, now you’re just showing off

That translates into you find me even more attractive than ever now.. Right?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I can make fart noises with my neck and shoulder, does that count?

Can you make them with your hand under your arm pit too? That ones impressive as well

Yes and behind my knee, I got so much talent that it's surprising I can walk down the street without being asked for my autograph

Right!, now you’re just showing off

That translates into you find me even more attractive than ever now.. Right?

I couldn’t be any more turned on right now

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

"I can make fart noises with my neck and shoulder, does that count?

Can you make them with your hand under your arm pit too? That ones impressive as well

Yes and behind my knee, I got so much talent that it's surprising I can walk down the street without being asked for my autograph

Right!, now you’re just showing off

That translates into you find me even more attractive than ever now.. Right?

I couldn’t be any more turned on right now

I will let your local council know that they should put a flood warning in place

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Any hidden talents?

I have none. I’m talentless *cries* but it would be nice to find out everyone else’s

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yes I have talent of being a bitch.

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By *un-sized 6.5Man
over a year ago

melton

I used to be able to down a pint in around 4 secs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm a keen amateur photographer, I love landscapes and nature photos. Building a portfolio slowly

I can draw, I find it very therapeutic

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can peel a banana with my feet

Sarah"

this is one I want to see.

I can do the old tie a cherry stem in a knot in my mouth.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That would be telling! You’ll have to find out our talents

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By *weetkitten65Woman
over a year ago

Halifax

I can twitch my boobies..

Fun to do if wearing a low cut top..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can tell you the time, to the minute at any point in the day or night with no watch or clock and if I say I want to wake up at a given time I will always do so.

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By *r_PinkMan
over a year ago

london stratford

I can sing tenacious Ds "fuck her gently"

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"I can get my whole fist in my mouth. Not really a talent but makes a good party trick

This was my mums go to party trick back in the day!. I’m sure I have a picture of her with her fist in her gob some where

It’s a brilliant trick to do.

For those that asked I have both a big mouth and small hands

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I Can lick my elbow with my tongue

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Play guitar bass and drums.

Once fit 100 pegs on my face.

Used to be able open bottles with my teeth but don't do that anyone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine are cooking and massaging never knew I could do both, I'd tell you they're okay, but those eating/receiving them have said otherwise

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I can make fart noises with my neck and shoulder, does that count?

Can you make them with your hand under your arm pit too? That ones impressive as well

Yes and behind my knee, I got so much talent that it's surprising I can walk down the street without being asked for my autograph

Right!, now you’re just showing off

That translates into you find me even more attractive than ever now.. Right?

I couldn’t be any more turned on right now

I will let your local council know that they should put a flood warning in place

Oh you little shit

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Play guitar bass and drums.

Once fit 100 pegs on my face.

Used to be able open bottles with my teeth but don't do that anyone"

I want to know why you were sticking pegs to your face to even find that out

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By *rder66Man
over a year ago

Tatooine

I'm live an x-man, I can move my penis with my mind.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I can twitch my boobies..

Fun to do if wearing a low cut top..

Oh wait! I can do this one too, there’s not much to twitch but still

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

I can curl my tongue.

Which is not very super-ish

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By *opetop4UMan
over a year ago

Aberdeen

I can solve Rubik's cubes up to 6x6x6.

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

"I can curl my tongue.

Which is not very super-ish

What do you do with it?

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By *4bimMan
over a year ago

Farnborough Hampshire

"I can get my whole fist in my mouth. Not really a talent but makes a good party trick

Good lord! The devil walks amongst us

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

"I can curl my tongue.

Which is not very super-ish

What do you do with it?

Eat cherries

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

"I can make fart noises with my neck and shoulder, does that count?

Can you make them with your hand under your arm pit too? That ones impressive as well

Yes and behind my knee, I got so much talent that it's surprising I can walk down the street without being asked for my autograph

Right!, now you’re just showing off

That translates into you find me even more attractive than ever now.. Right?

I couldn’t be any more turned on right now

I will let your local council know that they should put a flood warning in place

Oh you little shit

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

Spent two days trying to think of my hidden talents. Just realised it's procrastination. Why do something now when you can wait until it gives you a panic attack?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Spent two days trying to think of my hidden talents. Just realised it's procrastination. Why do something now when you can wait until it gives you a panic attack?!

This is a great talent - you can achieve in one afternoon what others take a week to do!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Any hidden talents?

I have none. I’m talentless *cries* but it would be nice to find out everyone else’s

Not a secret but can draw anything I imagine without present picture front of me. Can play classic piano. Haven’t done in years.

Mrs

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Spent two days trying to think of my hidden talents. Just realised it's procrastination. Why do something now when you can wait until it gives you a panic attack?!

I can relate

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By *oanne ETV/TS
over a year ago

Near Warrington

I can breathe through my ears darlings XXX a favourite of the ladies lol

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania

I'm a reasonably good cook.

I'm a competition-winning D&D player, and I've written competition-level scenarios.

I'm a reasonably decent writer (apparently - no, I'm not published... yet).

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania

"I can breathe through my ears darlings XXX a favourite of the ladies lol"

Oh yes? Well I can lick my eyebrows - another favourite with the women.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can deep throat a banana with out gagging.

Does that count ?

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania

I sense a TV/TS talent thread brewing...

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By *aggonerMan
over a year ago

for a penny

It will be easier now because waggonwheels have shrunk over the years.

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By *educing_EmCouple
over a year ago

Tipperary

Not much of a talent but I can curl my tongue,turn it sideways in either direction and turn it upside down in my mouth

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London

"Not much of a talent but I can curl my tongue,turn it sideways in either direction and turn it upside down in my mouth

I think we know what your next video should be.

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By *educing_EmCouple
over a year ago

Tipperary

"Not much of a talent but I can curl my tongue,turn it sideways in either direction and turn it upside down in my mouth

I think we know what your next video should be."

Believe me it's not as attractive looking as you'd think

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Not much of a talent but I can curl my tongue,turn it sideways in either direction and turn it upside down in my mouth

I think we know what your next video should be.

Believe me it's not as attractive looking as you'd think

Registering interest. Can you wiggle bum at the end too?

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By *educing_EmCouple
over a year ago

Tipperary

"Not much of a talent but I can curl my tongue,turn it sideways in either direction and turn it upside down in my mouth

I think we know what your next video should be.

Believe me it's not as attractive looking as you'd think

Registering interest. Can you wiggle bum at the end too? "

What kind of woman do you take me for

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can hold half a dozen doughnuts without using my hands

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"I can hold half a dozen doughnuts without using my hands

On your head?! Wow

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can hold half a dozen doughnuts without using my hands

On your head?! Wow

A bit more than my head

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"I can hold half a dozen doughnuts without using my hands

On your head?! Wow

A bit more than my head

Now I'm baffled

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I can hold half a dozen doughnuts without using my hands

I’m going to need visual proof please. I’ll even supply the doughnuts if I need to

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can hold half a dozen doughnuts without using my hands

I’m going to need visual proof please. I’ll even supply the doughnuts if I need to

Yes! You've fallen for my trick to get free doughnuts tee-hee...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can hold half a dozen doughnuts without using my hands

On your head?! Wow

A bit more than my head

Now I'm baffled

And really, that's what talent it all about

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I can hold half a dozen doughnuts without using my hands

On your head?! Wow

A bit more than my head

Now I'm baffled

I think... I could be wrong... but I THINK he was talking about putting them on his *whispers* willy

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

"I can hold half a dozen doughnuts without using my hands

On your head?! Wow

A bit more than my head

Brings a whole new meaning to "go eat a dick".

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can hold half a dozen doughnuts without using my hands

On your head?! Wow

A bit more than my head

Now I'm baffled

I think... I could be wrong... but I THINK he was talking about putting them on his *whispers* willy

*GASP* Posh!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The ability to fly under the radar on public forums, but manage to still get to sit on the naughty step

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I can hold half a dozen doughnuts without using my hands

On your head?! Wow

A bit more than my head

Now I'm baffled

I think... I could be wrong... but I THINK he was talking about putting them on his *whispers* willy

*GASP* Posh!

I'm sorry. I was merely speculating

Tis an outrageous suggestion I know

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I can hold half a dozen doughnuts without using my hands

I’m going to need visual proof please. I’ll even supply the doughnuts if I need to

Yes! You've fallen for my trick to get free doughnuts tee-hee...

And there was me going to be a good sport and offer to clean all the sugar off afterwards as well. Pfft I take it back!

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"I can hold half a dozen doughnuts without using my hands

On your head?! Wow

A bit more than my head

Now I'm baffled

I think... I could be wrong... but I THINK he was talking about putting them on his *whispers* willy

Goodness me! What a thing to do

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I can hold half a dozen doughnuts without using my hands

On your head?! Wow

A bit more than my head

Now I'm baffled

I think... I could be wrong... but I THINK he was talking about putting them on his *whispers* willy

Goodness me! What a thing to do

I know!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Not much of a talent but I can curl my tongue,turn it sideways in either direction and turn it upside down in my mouth

I think we know what your next video should be.

Believe me it's not as attractive looking as you'd think

Registering interest. Can you wiggle bum at the end too?

What kind of woman do you take me for

Cute and spontaneous type. My peen said hi

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By *moochyvibesMan
over a year ago

Nearby

I'm able to move both ears without touching them

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By *ob and DeeWoman
over a year ago

crook

i always used to win 'simon says' at parties when i was a child.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can hold half a dozen doughnuts without using my hands

On your head?! Wow

A bit more than my head

Now I'm baffled

I think... I could be wrong... but I THINK he was talking about putting them on his *whispers* willy

*GASP* Posh!

I'm sorry. I was merely speculating

Tis an outrageous suggestion I know

I don't think my character can recover from such libelous claims!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can hold half a dozen doughnuts without using my hands

I’m going to need visual proof please. I’ll even supply the doughnuts if I need to

Yes! You've fallen for my trick to get free doughnuts tee-hee...

And there was me going to be a good sport and offer to clean all the sugar off afterwards as well. Pfft I take it back!

I mean, I was obviously going to share them with you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes I have a hidden talent for fuck ups

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"I can hold half a dozen doughnuts without using my hands

On your head?! Wow

A bit more than my head

Now I'm baffled

I think... I could be wrong... but I THINK he was talking about putting them on his *whispers* willy

*GASP* Posh!

I'm sorry. I was merely speculating

Tis an outrageous suggestion I know

I don't think my character can recover from such libelous claims!

Can peniseseseses get diabetes, if you flop them about in sugar?!

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I can hold half a dozen doughnuts without using my hands

On your head?! Wow

A bit more than my head

Now I'm baffled

I think... I could be wrong... but I THINK he was talking about putting them on his *whispers* willy

*GASP* Posh!

I'm sorry. I was merely speculating

Tis an outrageous suggestion I know

I don't think my character can recover from such libelous claims!

It can. You are Joe Beans. He has a sturdy character. Not like that FoolHardly dude. His character would have been broken by this.

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