FabSwingers.com forum: Accidentally pinched

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I recectly had a rather expensive shopping spree at a well known out of town retailer. It turned out I (nearly accidentally) didn't pay for one items I took home.

The question is ... what was it?

[This is a true story]

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

Sex toy cleanser

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Ooooh. Was it a chopping board from Poundland?

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

Crate of Stella.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Sex toy cleanser "

Nah.

A bit of spit and rub it on your sleeve. Your good

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ooooh. Was it a chopping board from Poundland?"

Bigger.

And better

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Crate of Stella. "

I wish

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

5 bags of hardcore (porn) ?

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Ooooh. Was it a chopping board from Poundland?

Bigger.

And better"

OK. I went too low.

Right.

Rolling pin... John Lewis?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Remote butt plug from pulse & cocktail

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"5 bags of hardcore (porn) ?"

I payed for them.

This item weighed less

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ooooh. Was it a chopping board from Poundland?

Bigger.

And better

OK. I went too low.

Right.

Rolling pin... John Lewis?"

Way under the mark

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Remote butt plug from pulse & cocktail "

Lol ... not quite

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Ooooh. Was it a chopping board from Poundland?

Bigger.

And better

OK. I went too low.

Right.

Rolling pin... John Lewis?

Way under the mark "

A jacket from some fancy clothes shop that I'd never be able to shop at

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

Gold plated toilet brush

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ooooh. Was it a chopping board from Poundland?

Bigger.

And better

OK. I went too low.

Right.

Rolling pin... John Lewis?

Way under the mark

A jacket from some fancy clothes shop that I'd never be able to shop at"

Think Scandinavian... and not meatballs

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Gold plated toilet brush "

Too fancy

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Ooooh. Was it a chopping board from Poundland?

Bigger.

And better

OK. I went too low.

Right.

Rolling pin... John Lewis?

Way under the mark

A jacket from some fancy clothes shop that I'd never be able to shop at

Think Scandinavian... and not meatballs"

A new bed from IKEA?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ooooh. Was it a chopping board from Poundland?

Bigger.

And better

OK. I went too low.

Right.

Rolling pin... John Lewis?

Way under the mark

A jacket from some fancy clothes shop that I'd never be able to shop at

Think Scandinavian... and not meatballs

A new bed from IKEA?"

Closer

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

"Gold plated toilet brush

Too fancy"

You're probably right. Stick to paper

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Gold plated toilet brush

Too fancy

You're probably right. Stick to paper

Ouch.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"5 bags of hardcore (porn) ?

I payed for them.

This item weighed less"

From the 10 items or less?

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By *asterR and slut mayaMan
over a year ago

Bradford

"I recectly had a rather expensive shopping spree at a well known out of town retailer. It turned out I (nearly accidentally) didn't pay for one items I took home.

The question is ... what was it?

[This is a true story]"

Bound to have been an item of ladies clothing no doublt

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

Light shade

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Ooooh. Was it a chopping board from Poundland?

Bigger.

And better

OK. I went too low.

Right.

Rolling pin... John Lewis?

Way under the mark

A jacket from some fancy clothes shop that I'd never be able to shop at

Think Scandinavian... and not meatballs

A new bed from IKEA?

Closer"

Wardrobe?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"5 bags of hardcore (porn) ?

I payed for them.

This item weighed less

From the 10 items or less?"

It was self checkout but more than 10 items in the shop. Only one however was 'ahem' free

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I recectly had a rather expensive shopping spree at a well known out of town retailer. It turned out I (nearly accidentally) didn't pay for one items I took home.

The question is ... what was it?

[This is a true story]

Bound to have been an item of ladies clothing no doublt"

Surprisingly not

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Light shade "

More valuable

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ooooh. Was it a chopping board from Poundland?

Bigger.

And better

OK. I went too low.

Right.

Rolling pin... John Lewis?

Way under the mark

A jacket from some fancy clothes shop that I'd never be able to shop at

Think Scandinavian... and not meatballs

A new bed from IKEA?

Closer

Wardrobe?"

Really?

That would have been a challenge

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By *elix SightedMan
over a year ago

Cloud 8

IKEA Coffee table?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"IKEA Coffee table?"

Really really close

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By *ehindHerEyesCouple
over a year ago

SomewhereOnlyWeKnow

Bedding

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

IKEA coffee spoons?

(I thought this was going to be fancy)

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By *elix SightedMan
over a year ago

Cloud 8

"IKEA Coffee table?

Really really close"

Oooo! Tv unit?

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By *he love catsCouple
over a year ago

South Wales

Not a load of IKEA pencil's

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Bedding"

Nah.

Everyone's nicked bedding from IKEA... nothing special about that

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Ooooh. Was it a chopping board from Poundland?

Bigger.

And better

OK. I went too low.

Right.

Rolling pin... John Lewis?

Way under the mark

A jacket from some fancy clothes shop that I'd never be able to shop at

Think Scandinavian... and not meatballs

A new bed from IKEA?

Closer

Wardrobe?

Really?

That would have been a challenge"

You like a challenge!

A rug?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"IKEA coffee spoons?

(I thought this was going to be fancy)"

Way too small

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"IKEA Coffee table?

Really really close

Oooo! Tv unit?"

You were closed before

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"IKEA Coffee table?

Really really close

Oooo! Tv unit?

You were closed before"

*closer

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ooooh. Was it a chopping board from Poundland?

Bigger.

And better

OK. I went too low.

Right.

Rolling pin... John Lewis?

Way under the mark

A jacket from some fancy clothes shop that I'd never be able to shop at

Think Scandinavian... and not meatballs

A new bed from IKEA?

Closer

Wardrobe?

Really?

That would have been a challenge

You like a challenge!

A rug?"

That's for next time

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

"Ooooh. Was it a chopping board from Poundland?

Bigger.

And better

OK. I went too low.

Right.

Rolling pin... John Lewis?

Way under the mark

A jacket from some fancy clothes shop that I'd never be able to shop at

Think Scandinavian... and not meatballs

A new bed from IKEA?

Closer

Wardrobe?

Really?

That would have been a challenge

You like a challenge!

A rug?

That's for next time"

Rawlplugs

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

You nocked a rolled up mattress, didn't you?!

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

Or nicked. Whichever suits

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ooooh. Was it a chopping board from Poundland?

Bigger.

And better

OK. I went too low.

Right.

Rolling pin... John Lewis?

Way under the mark

A jacket from some fancy clothes shop that I'd never be able to shop at

Think Scandinavian... and not meatballs

A new bed from IKEA?

Closer

Wardrobe?

Really?

That would have been a challenge

You like a challenge!

A rug?

That's for next time

Rawlplugs"

I am a criminal mastermind not a petty cutpurse!

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss

Side table?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Or nicked. Whichever suits

Nope.

Not this time at least

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Side table?"

Warm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thinking outside the box.

The taxi home. Your mate paid

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

"Rawlplugs

I am a criminal mastermind not a petty cutpurse!"

A monorail!

I'm impressed.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Thinking outside the box.

The taxi home. Your mate paid

This was in a box

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By *ehindHerEyesCouple
over a year ago

SomewhereOnlyWeKnow

Lamp

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"Side table?

Warm"

Nest of tables?!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Rawlplugs

I am a criminal mastermind not a petty cutpurse!

A monorail!

I'm impressed. "

Ikea monorail?

I need to re read the catalogue

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Ooooh. Was it a chopping board from Poundland?

Bigger.

And better

OK. I went too low.

Right.

Rolling pin... John Lewis?

Way under the mark

A jacket from some fancy clothes shop that I'd never be able to shop at

Think Scandinavian... and not meatballs

A new bed from IKEA?

Closer

Wardrobe?

Really?

That would have been a challenge

You like a challenge!

A rug?

That's for next time"

A footstool

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By *elix SightedMan
over a year ago

Cloud 8

"IKEA Coffee table?

Really really close

Oooo! Tv unit?

You were closed before

*closer"

Nest of tables?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Lamp"

Rookie item

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"IKEA Coffee table?

Really really close

Oooo! Tv unit?

You were closed before

*closer

Nest of tables?"

Ooooh really warm

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ooooh. Was it a chopping board from Poundland?

Bigger.

And better

OK. I went too low.

Right.

Rolling pin... John Lewis?

Way under the mark

A jacket from some fancy clothes shop that I'd never be able to shop at

Think Scandinavian... and not meatballs

A new bed from IKEA?

Closer

Wardrobe?

Really?

That would have been a challenge

You like a challenge!

A rug?

That's for next time

A footstool"

Pah!

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"Rawlplugs

I am a criminal mastermind not a petty cutpurse!

A monorail!

I'm impressed.

Ikea monorail?

I need to re read the catalogue"

Actually, that'd be helpful in making progress around the shop

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Clue:

There was one

It was wood

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

TV stand unit thing

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"IKEA Coffee table?

Really really close

Oooo! Tv unit?

You were closed before

*closer

Nest of tables?

Ooooh really warm"

One of those lap tray thingies?

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By *elix SightedMan
over a year ago

Cloud 8

"IKEA Coffee table?

Really really close

Oooo! Tv unit?

You were closed before

*closer

Nest of tables?

Ooooh really warm"

Hmmm. I feel like bedside table is linked but colder

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"TV stand unit thing"

Nope

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

Bedside table?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"IKEA Coffee table?

Really really close

Oooo! Tv unit?

You were closed before

*closer

Nest of tables?

Ooooh really warm

Hmmm. I feel like bedside table is linked but colder "

Keep going sherlock

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"IKEA Coffee table?

Really really close

Oooo! Tv unit?

You were closed before

*closer

Nest of tables?

Ooooh really warm

One of those lap tray thingies? "

A piffling lap tray? Way too easy!

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

A kallax

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

"Clue:

There was one

It was wood"

So you've got wood?

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

"Rawlplugs

I am a criminal mastermind not a petty cutpurse!

A monorail!

I'm impressed.

Ikea monorail?

I need to re read the catalogue"

Ettatag. Just next to the mini Daim bars.

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By *elix SightedMan
over a year ago

Cloud 8

Surely not a dining table?!!

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

Work desk

Bedside table

Dining table

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Surely not a dining table?!!"

Erm.

Yes

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Dining table "

See above

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By *elix SightedMan
over a year ago

Cloud 8

"Surely not a dining table?!!

Erm.

Yes

Woohoo!!!!

And

Oh you bad girl…..

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

It's a long story

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

Dining table

See above

That's impressive

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cd rack

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Do you want to hear how it happened?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Cd rack"

Too late

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By *elix SightedMan
over a year ago

Cloud 8

"Do you want to hear how it happened?"

Yep!!! Is this going to be weak?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cd rack

Too late"

Story of my life

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Dammit... that was my first thought. But I decided twas not possible.

You're my hero

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By *elix SightedMan
over a year ago

Cloud 8

"Dammit... that was my first thought. But I decided twas not possible.

You're my hero

Thanks!!

Oh, you mean Jennie for nicking it, not me for guessing

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Do you want to hear how it happened?

Yep!!! Is this going to be weak?!

OK... Will take a while to type. Watch this space.

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Dammit... that was my first thought. But I decided twas not possible.

You're my hero

Thanks!!

Oh, you mean Jennie for nicking it, not me for guessing

Soz.

You can be the hero's sidekick

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By *elix SightedMan
over a year ago

Cloud 8

"Dammit... that was my first thought. But I decided twas not possible.

You're my hero

Thanks!!

Oh, you mean Jennie for nicking it, not me for guessing

Soz.

You can be the hero's sidekick

I’ll take that! Thanks NSP

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

Oh, you forgot you hung it on the wine hanger and walked out with it.

Easily done.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Do you want to hear how it happened?

Yep!!! Is this going to be weak?!

OK... Will take a while to type. Watch this space."

So big old trolly load.

I had pulled the table off the racking ... very heavy but managed!

Shen at the self checkout I realised that the package was so heavy because some pallet wrap had stuck 2 together.

Looked down at the trolley, thought well i could feasibily get away with this if challenged - I could say it was an honest mistake. So. I only scanned one if them and did the goid old trolley dash!

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Do you want to hear how it happened?

Yep!!! Is this going to be weak?!

OK... Will take a while to type. Watch this space.

So big old trolly load.

I had pulled the table off the racking ... very heavy but managed!

Shen at the self checkout I realised that the package was so heavy because some pallet wrap had stuck 2 together.

Looked down at the trolley, thought well i could feasibily get away with this if challenged - I could say it was an honest mistake. So. I only scanned one if them and did the goid old trolley dash!"

I'm part outraged and part so impressed.

Maybe 30/70. Or 8.63/91.37

Go Jennie!

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By *elix SightedMan
over a year ago

Cloud 8

"Do you want to hear how it happened?

Yep!!! Is this going to be weak?!

OK... Will take a while to type. Watch this space.

So big old trolly load.

I had pulled the table off the racking ... very heavy but managed!

Shen at the self checkout I realised that the package was so heavy because some pallet wrap had stuck 2 together.

Looked down at the trolley, thought well i could feasibily get away with this if challenged - I could say it was an honest mistake. So. I only scanned one if them and did the goid old trolley dash!"

Like getting two twirls in one go from the vending machine!! Or maybe that should be daim bars haha.

I think I’m equally impressed with the fact you hefted two dining tables at once

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By *he love catsCouple
over a year ago

South Wales

"Do you want to hear how it happened?

Yep!!! Is this going to be weak?!

OK... Will take a while to type. Watch this space.

So big old trolly load.

I had pulled the table off the racking ... very heavy but managed!

Shen at the self checkout I realised that the package was so heavy because some pallet wrap had stuck 2 together.

Looked down at the trolley, thought well i could feasibily get away with this if challenged - I could say it was an honest mistake. So. I only scanned one if them and did the goid old trolley dash!"

I need a few wardrobes and new bed, think you could help me out.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Do you want to hear how it happened?

Yep!!! Is this going to be weak?!

OK... Will take a while to type. Watch this space.

So big old trolly load.

I had pulled the table off the racking ... very heavy but managed!

Shen at the self checkout I realised that the package was so heavy because some pallet wrap had stuck 2 together.

Looked down at the trolley, thought well i could feasibily get away with this if challenged - I could say it was an honest mistake. So. I only scanned one if them and did the goid old trolley dash!

Like getting two twirls in one go from the vending machine!! Or maybe that should be daim bars haha.

I think I’m equally impressed with the fact you hefted two dining tables at once

It was one of the flimsier models

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Do you want to hear how it happened?

Yep!!! Is this going to be weak?!

OK... Will take a while to type. Watch this space.

So big old trolly load.

I had pulled the table off the racking ... very heavy but managed!

Shen at the self checkout I realised that the package was so heavy because some pallet wrap had stuck 2 together.

Looked down at the trolley, thought well i could feasibily get away with this if challenged - I could say it was an honest mistake. So. I only scanned one if them and did the goid old trolley dash!

I need a few wardrobes and new bed, think you could help me out.

I need some pallet wrap and half a bottle of lube and you're on

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By *he love catsCouple
over a year ago

South Wales

"Do you want to hear how it happened?

Yep!!! Is this going to be weak?!

OK... Will take a while to type. Watch this space.

So big old trolly load.

I had pulled the table off the racking ... very heavy but managed!

Shen at the self checkout I realised that the package was so heavy because some pallet wrap had stuck 2 together.

Looked down at the trolley, thought well i could feasibily get away with this if challenged - I could say it was an honest mistake. So. I only scanned one if them and did the goid old trolley dash!

I need a few wardrobes and new bed, think you could help me out.

I need some pallet wrap and half a bottle of lube and you're on"

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By *inister_SpinsterWoman
over a year ago

North West

"I recectly had a rather expensive shopping spree at a well known out of town retailer. It turned out I (nearly accidentally) didn't pay for one items I took home.

The question is ... what was it?

[This is a true story]"

A massive dildo ?

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By *opinovMan
over a year ago

Point Nemo, Cumbria

The coin-activated aeroplane ride by the entrance.

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

"Do you want to hear how it happened?

Yep!!! Is this going to be weak?!

OK... Will take a while to type. Watch this space.

So big old trolly load.

I had pulled the table off the racking ... very heavy but managed!

Shen at the self checkout I realised that the package was so heavy because some pallet wrap had stuck 2 together.

Looked down at the trolley, thought well i could feasibily get away with this if challenged - I could say it was an honest mistake. So. I only scanned one if them and did the goid old trolley dash!"

Excellent!

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

I was hoping you'd secreted the dining table in your handbag

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By *bi HaiveMan
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over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

Do you have two dining rooms though....

Or one big one where you could glue the two tables together?

Or is it destined to be returned for a *cough* refund, with the money being spent on something sensible like gin or shoelaces?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ooooh. Was it a chopping board from Poundland?

Bigger.

And better

OK. I went too low.

Right.

An IKEA KALLAX Unit

Rolling pin... John Lewis?

Way under the mark

A jacket from some fancy clothes shop that I'd never be able to shop at

Think Scandinavian... and not meatballs"

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