FabSwingers.com forum: My mate fancies you.... Part 5

By *hroatQueen_CA OP TV/TS
over a year ago

Carlisle

Carrying on the thread! As it was fun for those who participated and made it fun and a laugh.

You know how it works now guys enjoy! x

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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago

Bedford (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)

Heck, missed parts 1-4 ... is it too late to catch up

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss

"Heck, missed parts 1-4 ... is it too late to catch up

Don't worry I only joined in part 3

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By *hroatQueen_CA OP TV/TS
over a year ago

Carlisle

"Heck, missed parts 1-4 ... is it too late to catch up

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No not at all! Lol x

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

I'm in..

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By *hroatQueen_CA OP TV/TS
over a year ago

Carlisle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In! (Again ... and looking to clear up the mystery from Round #1

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Out....again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll have a bash

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By *piping-hot.Man
over a year ago

Rutland - visiting Warminster

Back in.... hopefully I take someone's fancy lol

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By *hroatQueen_CA OP TV/TS
over a year ago

Carlisle

"In! (Again ... and looking to clear up the mystery from Round #1

)"
Shall i ask the OP if you are allowed to know.... Talk about Take Me Out vibes haha you mean Round 4

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm in,if only to get disappointed with the lack of interest

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By *ehindHerEyesCouple
over a year ago

SomewhereOnlyWeKnow

Go on then

Tinder

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By *4bimMan
over a year ago

Farnborough Hampshire

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By *heGateKeeperMan
over a year ago

Stratford

In & playing postie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not in as per usual

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By *rder66Man
over a year ago

Tatooine

Go on then, getting a bit sleepy but, in.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Only for bit

While coffee gone

Can’t play postie

To tired

Been a very long day

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

In for a bit

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By *BootyfulDayWoman
over a year ago

…

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh go on then...

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By *BootyfulDayWoman
over a year ago

…

Oooooft a quick message for the gorgeous Jenny from a rather delightfully sexy angel....

I want to ride her like Shergar.

Before the glue factory

Oh my!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm also half asleep (old age) but will play for a few minutes.

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By *MattyMan
over a year ago

Naked coffee house near you - Wiltshire - Swindon

Missed the first parts, but I here and happy to play...I'm in..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What are the rules? What have I missed?

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By *adyluck..Woman
over a year ago

West Yorkshire

Let’s have a peak so in for a bit

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By *hroatQueen_CA OP TV/TS
over a year ago

Carlisle

Another message for Aaron X

Can you please let Aaron know that although he is sexy and fit,It looks like he needs a hand with his boxers

more than happy to help.

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"What are the rules? What have I missed?

For you and anyone else who doesn't know...

1) find someone on the thread you fancy

2) pick a "mate" and send them a message for the object of your desire. You don't have to know them

3) your (new) mate will then post your message anonymously on the thread for your desired person

4) either stay anonymous or declare yourself

5) do the same for others and open your filters people!

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By *hatCoupleNextDoorCouple
over a year ago

nearby

joining in!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

One in for Abootifulday:

My hot as fuck mate wants to ride your arse like a Raleigh Chopper

Vroom vroom x

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By *ookie46Woman
over a year ago

Deepest darkest Peru

In, I need distracting from this toothache!

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By *BootyfulDayWoman
over a year ago

…

"One in for Abootifulday:

My hot as fuck mate wants to ride your arse like a Raleigh Chopper

Vroom vroom x"

Ohhhhh that sounds fun

come and reveal yourself you sexy fiend

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By *hroatQueen_CA OP TV/TS
over a year ago

Carlisle

"In, I need distracting from this toothache! "
Big hugs toothache is the worst. You tried some extra strength Orajel to numb it? xo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What are the rules? What have I missed?

For you and anyone else who doesn't know...

1) find someone on the thread you fancy

2) pick a "mate" and send them a message for the object of your desire. You don't have to know them

3) your (new) mate will then post your message anonymously on the thread for your desired person

4) either stay anonymous or declare yourself

5) do the same for others and open your filters people!

Sounds delightfully convoluted. Sure, I'm in

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By *ehindHerEyesCouple
over a year ago

SomewhereOnlyWeKnow

My very sexy mate says....

Please tell Order66 he should get all the rest he can before I get my hands on him

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By *heGateKeeperMan
over a year ago

Stratford

Message _rder66 please

Still looking delicious in so many ways, love to tap into your mind and body of course

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By *ea monkeyMan
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

I’m back in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Incoming Cookie hot of the finger tips of one sexy forumite...

Please tell Cookie I will travel all the way to darkest Peru to distract her from the toothache. Maybe a demonstration of my best helicopters and boings?

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By *asty tatsyMan
over a year ago

london

I’m in for the fifth

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By *hroatQueen_CA OP TV/TS
over a year ago

Carlisle

"What are the rules? What have I missed?

For you and anyone else who doesn't know...

1) find someone on the thread you fancy

2) pick a "mate" and send them a message for the object of your desire. You don't have to know them

3) your (new) mate will then post your message anonymously on the thread for your desired person

4) either stay anonymous or declare yourself

5) do the same for others and open your filters people!

Sounds delightfully convoluted. Sure, I'm in

"
Welcome! Have fun

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By *aughtyandhandsomeMan
over a year ago

button moon

I’ll join. Might liven a boring Saturday night up

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By *valanche1001Man
over a year ago

Leeds

Blimey we still at this, I’m IN

Got some lovely messages last time - and some smut

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By *ea monkeyMan
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

I’m still trying to work out who sent me some of my messages from the previous thread

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By *ookie46Woman
over a year ago

Deepest darkest Peru

"Incoming Cookie hot of the finger tips of one sexy forumite...

Please tell Cookie I will travel all the way to darkest Peru to distract her from the toothache. Maybe a demonstration of my best helicopters and boings?"

I definitely think that would help

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

I'm feeling needy and attention seeking. Just thought I'd tell you all

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m out

Got to go burn my dinner

Have fun all

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By *heGigglersCouple
over a year ago

Stourbridge (West-Mids)

In and happy to be postie

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By *ilkstressWoman
over a year ago

Drasnia

In again.

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

Joining in for the smut

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By *aughtyandhandsomeMan
over a year ago

button moon

Tea Monkey listen up. This rather sexy lady friend of mine is quite an admirer I think. She’s asked my to say this

Please tell Tea Monkey that his profile picture is bloody gorgeous.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tasty Tasty, my total horn crumpet of a friend said

"please can you tell tasty tasty I wanna know just how tasty he is."

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By *asty tatsyMan
over a year ago

london

"Tasty Tasty, my total horn crumpet of a friend said

"please can you tell tasty tasty I wanna know just how tasty he is.""

Oh I’m sure they can find out if they make themselves known

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By *heGigglersCouple
over a year ago

Stourbridge (West-Mids)

Heres one for NotSoPosh from a lovely couple

Please let NotSoPosh know that it's delightful to see her back on the forums

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Tasty Tasty, my total horn crumpet of a friend said

"please can you tell tasty tasty I wanna know just how tasty he is."

Oh I’m sure they can find out if they make themselves known

Hey...

I can feel your crushing disappointment from here

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By *ryingitout19Man
over a year ago

Wales

Evening all

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Heres one for NotSoPosh from a lovely couple

Please let NotSoPosh know that it's delightful to see her back on the forums

Aww thank you lovely couple

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By *asty tatsyMan
over a year ago

london

"Tasty Tasty, my total horn crumpet of a friend said

"please can you tell tasty tasty I wanna know just how tasty he is."

Oh I’m sure they can find out if they make themselves known

Hey...

I can feel your crushing disappointment from here

No disappointment actually a huge smile

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By *he Gentleman CallerMan
over a year ago

Southampton

Yep, put me down again please lol

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania

I'm in... again.

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By *rder66Man
over a year ago

Tatooine

Im out, I have a pressing engagement with a fantasy involving NSP.

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania

Now... where's the tasty morsel I had on the line last time?

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By *ookie46Woman
over a year ago

Deepest darkest Peru

From a very very sexy lady

Please tell TryingitOut that his thighs makes me weak - and I'd love a gin

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

My sexy mate says...

Can you tell the lovely Cookie that the first 5 minutes with me she’d forget about her toothache and all her cares as she’d be indulging in some seriously erotic passion

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Im out, I have a pressing engagement with a fantasy involving NSP."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm in. Could be fun

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By *heGigglersCouple
over a year ago

Stourbridge (West-Mids)

Ooh another for NotSoPosh, this time from a handsome looking Gent!

Would you be kind enough to let Posh know that:

There’s many an unguarded moment where I find myself thinking about those gorgeous lady lumps and how perfect my head (and other things) would fit between them

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Ooh another for NotSoPosh, this time from a handsome looking Gent!

Would you be kind enough to let Posh know that:

There’s many an unguarded moment where I find myself thinking about those gorgeous lady lumps and how perfect my head (and other things) would fit between them "

Oooh... which head?

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

My very fine mate says...

Could you please ask Raven how long do I need to wait on the one in one out friend requests

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By *ookie46Woman
over a year ago

Deepest darkest Peru

"My sexy mate says...

Can you tell the lovely Cookie that the first 5 minutes with me she’d forget about her toothache and all her cares as she’d be indulging in some seriously erotic passion"

Sounds like a good plan

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

I’m in

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By *aughtyandhandsomeMan
over a year ago

button moon

Eatouttohelpagirlout here’s one for you. She’s sexy as fuck and says

Would you please tell EatOutToHelpaGirlOut that there is something very appealing about him and I wish I were his type

Personally mate I’d follow this up if I was you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My very fine mate says...

Could you please ask Raven how long do I need to wait on the one in one out friend requests

Well actually I deleted someone early so I have an opening.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Avalanche incoming

Can you please tell Avalanche1001

Hi,You are handsome oh how i would love to take off that rather dashing suit! I bet your birthday suit is just as dashing too.

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By *asty tatsyMan
over a year ago

london

"My very fine mate says...

Could you please ask Raven how long do I need to wait on the one in one out friend requests

Well actually I deleted someone early so I have an opening. "

Noted

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By *valanche1001Man
over a year ago

Leeds

"Ooh another for NotSoPosh, this time from a handsome looking Gent!

Would you be kind enough to let Posh know that:

There’s many an unguarded moment where I find myself thinking about those gorgeous lady lumps and how perfect my head (and other things) would fit between them

Oooh... which head?

Oooft, filth

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Ooh another for NotSoPosh, this time from a handsome looking Gent!

Would you be kind enough to let Posh know that:

There’s many an unguarded moment where I find myself thinking about those gorgeous lady lumps and how perfect my head (and other things) would fit between them

Oooh... which head?

Oooft, filth

Darn... there goes my innocent reputation

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By *valanche1001Man
over a year ago

Leeds

"Avalanche incoming

Can you please tell Avalanche1001

Hi,You are handsome oh how i would love to take off that rather dashing suit! I bet your birthday suit is just as dashing too. "

It’s not quite as well pressed

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By *ehindHerEyesCouple
over a year ago

SomewhereOnlyWeKnow

Intrigued to know who ours were from on the other threads.... we don't get them often

Tinder

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By *inister_SpinsterWoman
over a year ago

North West

I'm in and happy to be a postie.

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By *estarossa.Woman
over a year ago

Flagrante

Oh is this still going!

Um I fell asleep during part three, but I am sure I offered someone a sympathy shag!

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By *ryingitout19Man
over a year ago

Wales

Aaron, my sexy friend wants me to let you know that know that you have a fabulous looking bottom!

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss

Another for Avalanche1001 from a gorgeous fabber stating :

I want him in that suit

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

One for a sexy mate... from a firecracker hot mate...

Could you tell Tryingitout that I would love to have a Gin and Tonic with him but could that be after a hot sex session

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By *hroatQueen_CA OP TV/TS
over a year ago

Carlisle

Would you please tell Emily36c

That her dreamy physique makes me all soft and gooey with the exception of one very important place. BOING!

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By *aughtyandhandsomeMan
over a year ago

button moon

"Oh is this still going!

Um I fell asleep during part three, but I am sure I offered someone a sympathy shag!

Don’t worry I missed a few parts

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By *ryingitout19Man
over a year ago

Wales

"One for a sexy mate... from a firecracker hot mate...

Could you tell Tryingitout that I would love to have a Gin and Tonic with him but could that be after a hot sex session

Sounds a perfect Saturday. I’m about to pour another so head on over

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By *ehindHerEyesCouple
over a year ago

SomewhereOnlyWeKnow

This handsome mate says...

Plz tell sprocket, I want to eat her out like I'm licking the inside off a wotsit packet

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By *valanche1001Man
over a year ago

Leeds

"Another for Avalanche1001 from a gorgeous fabber stating :

I want him in that suit

In my suit, out of my suit? I can’t keep up

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By *ookie46Woman
over a year ago

Deepest darkest Peru

"Another for Avalanche1001 from a gorgeous fabber stating :

I want him in that suit

In my suit, out of my suit? I can’t keep up

In, I’ll take it off you later

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss

"Another for Avalanche1001 from a gorgeous fabber stating :

I want him in that suit

In my suit, out of my suit? I can’t keep up

I get the sense that you wouldn't be in it for long knowing the lady

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

can you please let gr8str8 know that he has a fit body and a very grabbable bum

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Heck, missed parts 1-4 ... is it too late to catch up

What this person said….but also….what’s the rules again haha

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

Ah go on. In for a bit

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By *estarossa.Woman
over a year ago

Flagrante

"Oh is this still going!

Um I fell asleep during part three, but I am sure I offered someone a sympathy shag!

Don’t worry I missed a few parts

Its ok, no one sent anything for me anyway!

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By *ouple3334MFCouple
over a year ago

birmingham

Ok we’ll be in on this one

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By *inister_SpinsterWoman
over a year ago

North West

"This handsome mate says...

Plz tell sprocket, I want to eat her out like I'm licking the inside off a wotsit packet"

Covered in orange crumbs and smelling of cheese ?

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss

A very beautiful lady has sent me a message for Avalanche - I see his Avalanche and raise him a Tsunami!

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By *ryingitout19Man
over a year ago

Wales

Sprockett, my filthy friend says that it’s about time you get your gorgeous ass closer to her so you can have some proper girl fun!

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By *KloganMan
over a year ago

Ramsbottom

Evening… hopefully not too late to join the party. Happy to post too.

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By *inister_SpinsterWoman
over a year ago

North West

"Sprockett, my filthy friend says that it’s about time you get your gorgeous ass closer to her so you can have some proper girl fun!"

Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes....

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By *hroatQueen_CA OP TV/TS
over a year ago

Carlisle

Can you pass this on for NaughtyandHandsome

I think it's time you gave me a good seeing to!

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By *hroatQueen_CA OP TV/TS
over a year ago

Carlisle

Message for SKlogan

He needs to get his beard wet

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

A message from my very hot mate...

Would you let the delicious Sprockett22 know that body sticking gives me flippin’ raging horn and I’m gagging to know the quickest way inside it.

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

And my sexy babe of a mate says...

Please tell Tryingitout19 that he looks amazing in that shirt. And I'm honestly not picturing what it would be like to slide him out of it

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By *KloganMan
over a year ago

Ramsbottom

"Message for SKlogan

He needs to get his beard wet

I do? I can think of one or two ways… just need those thighs… but whose thighs?

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

Incoming message from my sexy as fuck mate…

For the sexy as all hell SKLogan

She proper fancies him and she would very much like to have her hands on his body…. for starters anyway

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By *KloganMan
over a year ago

Ramsbottom

"Incoming message from my sexy as fuck mate…

For the sexy as all hell SKLogan

She proper fancies him and she would very much like to have her hands on his body…. for starters anyway

the agony of not knowing who burns deep…

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By *ryingitout19Man
over a year ago

Wales

"And my sexy babe of a mate says...

Please tell Tryingitout19 that he looks amazing in that shirt. And I'm honestly not picturing what it would be like to slide him out of it

But what shall we do with my tie once we’ve pulled it off?

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By *lephantisMan
over a year ago

Oxford

Oh,in for a little while, please. I do love these so much. And more than happy to be postman.

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By *ryingitout19Man
over a year ago

Wales

Elephantis my naughty friend likes the cut of your jib and finds you attractive!

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

A very sexy friend of mine says...

Could you tell _ittlebird

She is really sexy and I'd be honoured if she accompanied me to a club bi night

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Aaron, my sexy friend wants me to let you know that know that you have a fabulous looking bottom!"

That's very kind of them.

Feel free to ask them to drop me a wink maybe?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"can you please let gr8str8 know that he has a fit body and a very grabbable bum"

Can you please let the anonymous person know ... I wasn't in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm playing

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By *lephantisMan
over a year ago

Oxford

"Elephantis my naughty friend likes the cut of your jib and finds you attractive!"

Goodness...I AM lucky!

I hope your naughty friend can come over to heal my aching jib with a kiss.

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"A very sexy friend of mine says...

Could you tell _ittlebird

She is really sexy and I'd be honoured if she accompanied me to a club bi night"

Thanks gorgeous postie. Make yourself known secret admirer. It would be my pleasure to accompany you

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By *aughtyandhandsomeMan
over a year ago

button moon

"Can you pass this on for NaughtyandHandsome

I think it's time you gave me a good seeing to! "

I’ve a feeling I know who this was from

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By *inister_SpinsterWoman
over a year ago

North West

"A message from my very hot mate...

Would you let the delicious Sprockett22 know that body sticking gives me flippin’ raging horn and I’m gagging to know the quickest way inside it."

Find the biggest hole and slide on in!!

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By *hrek101Man
over a year ago

Herts

5th time lucky

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

I've a very sexy friend in my box who says...

could you send a message to my very special friend Elephantis and tell him that I hope he has got the fire warm and his beautiful body even warmer for me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oops forgot to say I'm in

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

Incoming message from a gorgeous sexy friend of mine

For Elephantis she know that he looks like he would suit being in her bed quite nicely....and maybe with her on him.....

And I got an invite too

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By *lephantisMan
over a year ago

Oxford

"I've a very sexy friend in my box who says...

could you send a message to my very special friend Elephantis and tell him that I hope he has got the fire warm and his beautiful body even warmer for me

Your very special friend should come and lie down by the fire in my inbox. It's cold outside...

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By *lephantisMan
over a year ago

Oxford

"Incoming message from a gorgeous sexy friend of mine

For Elephantis she know that he looks like he would suit being in her bed quite nicely....and maybe with her on him.....

And I got an invite too

Oh my. This sounds like the offer of the century. So much yes.

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By *lephantisMan
over a year ago

Oxford

A message from a gorgeously sexy friend to LittleBird.

The nessage about clubbing wasn't from her...but it's an incredibly hot idea.

I think she is definitely up for it.

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By *inister_SpinsterWoman
over a year ago

North West

My delicious friend asked me....

"Could you please tell Shrekandme that I'd feel lucky to have 5 times with him".

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

Incoming message for the very popular SKLogan from a very sexy lady

She’s holding you to that lazy Disney morning

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ll play

Happy to be postie

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By *inister_SpinsterWoman
over a year ago

North West

A Handsome Hottie tells me,

"Your Next Distraction is my past, present, and future distractions, and that I might sometimes have forgotten to eat, I am so deliciously distracted".

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By *hrek101Man
over a year ago

Herts

"My delicious friend asked me....

"Could you please tell Shrekandme that I'd feel lucky to have 5 times with him". "

Blimey that was unexpected...got me blushing here

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"A message from a gorgeously sexy friend to LittleBird.

The nessage about clubbing wasn't from her...but it's an incredibly hot idea.

I think she is definitely up for it."

Thank you gorgeous postie and thank you secret admirer. I am up for clubbing full stop so make yourself known

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By *aughtyandhandsomeMan
over a year ago

button moon

Bi stander listen up my seriously sexy mate wants to say this

Please tell bi_stander that I think he would feel really good with my boobs pressed against his chest

Go for it mate she’s got some seriously nice big boobies and we all like big boobies don’t we

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

My dashing and sexy mate says...

Could you tell The Shivs that she sends the best, electrical shivers all along my spine?

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

And another sexy mate says...

Can you tell yournextdistraction to let me know when she wants me to come and give her that good seeing to she’s after

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Any chance u can dm me the boobs

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Any chance u can dm me the boobs"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My dashing and sexy mate says...

Could you tell The Shivs that she sends the best, electrical shivers all along my spine?"

Ooooh I like that

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By *4bimMan
over a year ago

Farnborough Hampshire

I'm out.

Stay safe everyone x

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By *akeanyoneMan
over a year ago

I'm late again

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By *oshblueyedmanMan
over a year ago

hereford

I’m in and happy to be Postman Posh x

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

Late but in. Filters dropped for this thread

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

I'm out for the night.

Be perverts everyone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

One more before you go NSP

Could you tell NotSoPosh I'd like to nuzzle her nipples.

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"One more before you go NSP

Could you tell NotSoPosh I'd like to nuzzle her nipples."

I'm so hoping this is actually from you

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

Incoming message for Bi stander from my gorgeous friend.

Please tell him that I want him to take me to bed and take me to heaven, but mostly just to take me!

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

Oh and everyone knows I'm a reliable and efficient postie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Incoming message for Bi stander from my gorgeous friend.

Please tell him that I want him to take me to bed and take me to heaven, but mostly just to take me!

Make yourself known

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"One more before you go NSP

Could you tell NotSoPosh I'd like to nuzzle her nipples.

I'm so hoping this is actually from you

Well now I kind of wish it was

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By *ehindHerEyesCouple
over a year ago

SomewhereOnlyWeKnow

We're out

Tinder

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

Follow up message for Bi Stander from my gorgeous friend..

I'm already known to you, but nonetheless I'll wreathe myself in a veil of enigma until the time is right. And then - ohhh you lucky man!

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By *estarossa.Woman
over a year ago

Flagrante

"A Handsome Hottie tells me,

"Your Next Distraction is my past, present, and future distractions, and that I might sometimes have forgotten to eat, I am so deliciously distracted"."

Wow! I am flattered, but don't forget to eat, you will need your strength

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By *educing_EmCouple
over a year ago

Tipperary

Damn it I'm late,but I'm in and happy to play postie again

Em x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Go on then

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By *rystalsswingCouple
over a year ago

Galway

"Damn it I'm late,but I'm in and happy to play postie again

Em x"

Late too! But would like to play!

Missed the momentum on the other thread

Cherry

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By *edDevil5Man
over a year ago

NN4

Back in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A Handsome Hottie tells me,

"Your Next Distraction is my past, present, and future distractions, and that I might sometimes have forgotten to eat, I am so deliciously distracted".

Wow! I am flattered, but don't forget to eat, you will need your strength

Oooooh

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

Incoming from a very sexy couple for Hotwifecpl123...

Can you tell Hotwifecpl23

It's a long way to Tipparary but we'd be happy to drive

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By *wistedsoul35Man
over a year ago

cumbria

I'm far too late, but in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not in

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By *educing_EmCouple
over a year ago

Tipperary

"Incoming from a very sexy couple for Hotwifecpl123...

Can you tell Hotwifecpl23

It's a long way to Tipparary but we'd be happy to drive

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By *ingo00Man
over a year ago

Cowley

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By *esi_maverickMan
over a year ago

Birmingham

"Incoming from a very sexy couple for Hotwifecpl123...

Can you tell Hotwifecpl23

It's a long way to Tipparary but we'd be happy to drive

I fancy the hot wife

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

I’m not sure if you’re in or not in Wonko but incoming message for you from my sexy friend

Wonko! Thank god you're here. I need you to rub your mutant googly-eyed monster all over my modestly-developed but heaving bosom... big boy!

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

I’m now out. I need sleeps

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By *hroatQueen_CA OP TV/TS
over a year ago

Carlisle

"I'm far too late, but in

"
Better late than never. Haha

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania

Thank you and goodnight little bird.

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By *eaSlutsCouple
over a year ago

Glasgow

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m in

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By *esi_maverickMan
over a year ago

Birmingham

"In

x "

Shame that you don’t meet single guys but your very fanciful

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll be in for the next 9 posts

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By *valanche1001Man
over a year ago

Leeds

Late night post from a verified sexpot:

Hey, Can you tell Bi stander he can be in me anytime he wants

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Late night post from a verified sexpot:

Hey, Can you tell Bi stander he can be in me anytime he wants

That's piqued my interest.. hmmmmm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Late night post from a verified sexpot:

Hey, Can you tell Bi stander he can be in me anytime he wants

That's piqued my interest.. hmmmmm"

Feel free to slide into my DMs

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By *hroatQueen_CA OP TV/TS
over a year ago

Carlisle

Hey! Would you tell jgmex that they have been my forum crush for ages now! They're such a hot couple.

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By *valanche1001Man
over a year ago

Leeds

"Late night post from a verified sexpot:

Hey, Can you tell Bi stander he can be in me anytime he wants

That's piqued my interest.. hmmmmm

Feel free to slide into my DMs"

Ah I love playing Cupid

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By *lephantisMan
over a year ago

Oxford

Back in, after a longish drinking break. Still honoured to be postie as well as, if I am very lucky, receiver.

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