FabSwingers.com forum: Aaaagggghhhhhh!!!!

By *uitednbooted2 OP Man
over a year ago

Berkshire

Been cutting red chillis then went for a piss without washing my hands!!!! Fuck me such a schoolboy error

Aaaaarrrrrggghhh

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

You silly sausage

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mate

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Spicy sausage lol

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By *ate_BMan
over a year ago

London

Whip cream cools down the burning! It happened to me once

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By *dam1971Man
over a year ago

Bedford

Worst excuse to ask for a blow job ever

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss

Dip it in milk

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Worst excuse to ask for a blow job ever

Why on earth would anyone need an excuse?

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By *valanche1001Man
over a year ago

Leeds

TCP that’ll sort it, honest

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Worst excuse to ask for a blow job ever

Why on earth would anyone need an excuse?

I thought that

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By *rAitchMan
over a year ago

Diagonally Parked in a Parallel Universe

Did it make your eye water?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ouch

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By *rder66Man
over a year ago

Tatooine

Done that before, give it a good rub, it will be fine.

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By *dam1971Man
over a year ago

Bedford

"Worst excuse to ask for a blow job ever

Why on earth would anyone need an excuse?

You mean I don’t need to put a ring doughnut on it and wait for her blood sugar level to drop?

That will save getting all the sprinkles on my trousers.

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"Worst excuse to ask for a blow job ever

Why on earth would anyone need an excuse?

Exactly posh!

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"Dip it in milk

Haha

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Worst excuse to ask for a blow job ever

Why on earth would anyone need an excuse?

You mean I don’t need to put a ring doughnut on it and wait for her blood sugar level to drop?

That will save getting all the sprinkles on my trousers."

Sweetie... eat the doughnut.

#mightbeaeuphemism

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"Worst excuse to ask for a blow job ever

Why on earth would anyone need an excuse?

You mean I don’t need to put a ring doughnut on it and wait for her blood sugar level to drop?

That will save getting all the sprinkles on my trousers."

Is it one of those tiny ring doughnuts you get at the fair? Just wondering

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By *dam1971Man
over a year ago

Bedford

"Worst excuse to ask for a blow job ever

Why on earth would anyone need an excuse?

You mean I don’t need to put a ring doughnut on it and wait for her blood sugar level to drop?

That will save getting all the sprinkles on my trousers.

Is it one of those tiny ring doughnuts you get at the fair? Just wondering

It looks like a lorry tyre

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By *elix SightedMan
over a year ago

Cloud 8

Fresh air is what it needs. Get out in the garden, trousers and pants round the ankles, run up and down.

Apparently flapping the arms helps….

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you want a sex change that badly I’m sure there are less painful ways

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By *ovelifelovefuntimesMan
over a year ago

Where ever I lay my hat

Made a similar mistake taking out contact lenses. Agony. Daft bugger

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