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By *iscean_dream OP   Man
over a year ago

Llanelli

Mine have gone down hill, luckily I managed to pull out before it was too late. I only wanted to put a bit in but the whole thing ended up in my coffee.

Thank my lucky stars the coffee wasn't still really hot because I managed to retrieve my hobnob without complete disaster

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod

over a year ago

East Sussex

Hob Nobs are crafty little beggars. I'm a fan of a toast crust dipped in my tea. It does leave crumbs in the cup though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oooh crumpet dipped in coffee!

Lush.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

If you sunk a hobnob, you must have been dipping it for AAAAAAAAAGES. Schoolboy error

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By *weetiepie99Woman
over a year ago

cardiff

I do love a good dunk, but it just ends up going all floppy

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
over a year ago

Carlisle usually

Nonononono.

Hobnobs leave gross floaty nits and fuck up the texture of the whole brew.

Heresy.

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By *valanche1001Man
over a year ago

Leeds

Kit Kat in your coffee do you can suck the chocolate off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oooh crumpet dipped in coffee!

Lush. "

What the F

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod

over a year ago

East Sussex

Hob Nobs are actually sawdust mixed with golden syrup. That is a truefact because I saw it on YouTube with a scientist and everything

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By *he love catsCouple
over a year ago

South Wales

If it falls right in, its game over I'm afraid, can't be drinking the dregs I'm afraid

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By *iscean_dream OP   Man
over a year ago

Llanelli


"Hob Nobs are crafty little beggars. I'm a fan of a toast crust dipped in my tea. It does leave crumbs in the cup though "

I've never thought to dip toast in my tea or coffee, that's a bit different

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Hob Nobs are actually sawdust mixed with golden syrup. That is a truefact because I saw it on YouTube with a scientist and everything "

Were they wearing a white lab coat?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You’re dunking the wrong biscuit.

Bourbon cremes only

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By *iscean_dream OP   Man
over a year ago

Llanelli


"Oooh crumpet dipped in coffee!

Lush. "

No comment

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Mr Dream.

You are no longer perfection.

Yours sincerely

Very Upset of North Devon

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By *iscean_dream OP   Man
over a year ago

Llanelli


"If you sunk a hobnob, you must have been dipping it for AAAAAAAAAGES. Schoolboy error "

No my fingers lost the ability to grip, was a couple of seconds

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By *iscean_dream OP   Man
over a year ago

Llanelli


"I do love a good dunk, but it just ends up going all floppy"

This has never happened to me before, I'm blaming age

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By *iscean_dream OP   Man
over a year ago

Llanelli


"Nonononono.

Hobnobs leave gross floaty nits and fuck up the texture of the whole brew.

Heresy."

I don't mind the oaty goodness

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"If you sunk a hobnob, you must have been dipping it for AAAAAAAAAGES. Schoolboy error

No my fingers lost the ability to grip, was a couple of seconds "

Wear marigolds next time, for extra grip

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By *iscean_dream OP   Man
over a year ago

Llanelli


"Kit Kat in your coffee do you can suck the chocolate off "

I'm more of a licker

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oooh crumpet dipped in coffee!

Lush.

No comment "

Don't knock it till you've tried it.

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod

over a year ago

East Sussex


"Hob Nobs are actually sawdust mixed with golden syrup. That is a truefact because I saw it on YouTube with a scientist and everything

Were they wearing a white lab coat?"

Yes and they advised me to 'do my research' and 'prove them wrong'.

It seems the incontrovertible proof is that you never see excess sawdust in the vicinity of a hob nob factory and that nobody has ever explained where all the left over sawdust goes.

I'm convinced

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By *iscean_dream OP   Man
over a year ago

Llanelli


"You’re dunking the wrong biscuit.

Bourbon cremes only "

I'm usually ok no matter what I dip but my fingers failed to acknowledge I was holding something, you'd think they'd be a custom to it by now

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By *iscean_dream OP   Man
over a year ago

Llanelli


"Mr Dream.

You are no longer perfection.

Yours sincerely

Very Upset of North Devon "

I know, it's going to take me quite a while to recover from this

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By *iscean_dream OP   Man
over a year ago

Llanelli


"If you sunk a hobnob, you must have been dipping it for AAAAAAAAAGES. Schoolboy error

No my fingers lost the ability to grip, was a couple of seconds

Wear marigolds next time, for extra grip "

I really don't the this is a good look

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By *iscean_dream OP   Man
over a year ago

Llanelli


"Oooh crumpet dipped in coffee!

Lush.

No comment

Don't knock it till you've tried it."

You say that to all the guys

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By *iscean_dream OP   Man
over a year ago

Llanelli


"Hob Nobs are actually sawdust mixed with golden syrup. That is a truefact because I saw it on YouTube with a scientist and everything "

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By *iscean_dream OP   Man
over a year ago

Llanelli


"If it falls right in, its game over I'm afraid, can't be drinking the dregs I'm afraid "

I'm a animal, I pulled out within a few seconds so will still drink it all

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Hob Nobs are actually sawdust mixed with golden syrup. That is a truefact because I saw it on YouTube with a scientist and everything

Were they wearing a white lab coat?

Yes and they advised me to 'do my research' and 'prove them wrong'.

It seems the incontrovertible proof is that you never see excess sawdust in the vicinity of a hob nob factory and that nobody has ever explained where all the left over sawdust goes.

I'm convinced "

It must be true then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oooh crumpet dipped in coffee!

Lush.

No comment

Don't knock it till you've tried it.

You say that to all the guys "

I do

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"If you sunk a hobnob, you must have been dipping it for AAAAAAAAAGES. Schoolboy error

No my fingers lost the ability to grip, was a couple of seconds

Wear marigolds next time, for extra grip

I really don't the this is a good look "

Get some with feathers or fluff around the wrists, like Kim and Aggie. Totally stylish

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By *he love catsCouple
over a year ago

South Wales


"If it falls right in, its game over I'm afraid, can't be drinking the dregs I'm afraid

I'm a animal, I pulled out within a few seconds so will still drink it all"

That's fine but if it gets away and falls to the bottom the soggy mess ain't going in me.

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By *iscean_dream OP   Man
over a year ago

Llanelli


"If it falls right in, its game over I'm afraid, can't be drinking the dregs I'm afraid

I'm a animal, I pulled out within a few seconds so will still drink it all

That's fine but if it gets away and falls to the bottom the soggy mess ain't going in me. "

Hobnobs are floaters

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By *iscean_dream OP   Man
over a year ago

Llanelli


"If you sunk a hobnob, you must have been dipping it for AAAAAAAAAGES. Schoolboy error

No my fingers lost the ability to grip, was a couple of seconds

Wear marigolds next time, for extra grip

I really don't the this is a good look

Get some with feathers or fluff around the wrists, like Kim and Aggie. Totally stylish "

I will pass

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You’re dunking the wrong biscuit.

Bourbon cremes only

I'm usually ok no matter what I dip but my fingers failed to acknowledge I was holding something, you'd think they'd be a custom to it by now "

It’s the old age setting in

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

Ewww dipping’s gross

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By *ou only live onceMan
over a year ago

London


"Mine have gone down hill, luckily I managed to pull out before it was too late. I only wanted to put a bit in but the whole thing ended up in my coffee.

Thank my lucky stars the coffee wasn't still really hot because I managed to retrieve my hobnob without complete disaster "

Well saved, OP. Focus on that positive rather than your mis-timed dip.

My issue has been dripping rather than dipping. I have a speculoos each morning in bed, and recently coffee dripped off the biscuit and onto my sheet before it reached my mouth. Very disappointed as I must have been over-zealous with my dip. Amateur mistake.

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By *iscean_dream OP   Man
over a year ago

Llanelli


"You’re dunking the wrong biscuit.

Bourbon cremes only

I'm usually ok no matter what I dip but my fingers failed to acknowledge I was holding something, you'd think they'd be a custom to it by now

It’s the old age setting in"

I think you're right, I could really do with boobs to snuggle into right now before it's too late

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Mine have gone down hill, luckily I managed to pull out before it was too late. I only wanted to put a bit in but the whole thing ended up in my coffee.

Thank my lucky stars the coffee wasn't still really hot because I managed to retrieve my hobnob without complete disaster

Well saved, OP. Focus on that positive rather than your mis-timed dip.

My issue has been dripping rather than dipping. I have a speculoos each morning in bed, and recently coffee dripped off the biscuit and onto my sheet before it reached my mouth. Very disappointed as I must have been over-zealous with my dip. Amateur mistake. "

You were the next in line for perfection, YOLO...

And now you've destroyed my hopes and dreams also

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By *iscean_dream OP   Man
over a year ago

Llanelli


"Ewww dipping’s gross "

Most of us dip, live a little Nora

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Mine have gone down hill, luckily I managed to pull out before it was too late. I only wanted to put a bit in but the whole thing ended up in my coffee.

Thank my lucky stars the coffee wasn't still really hot because I managed to retrieve my hobnob without complete disaster

Well saved, OP. Focus on that positive rather than your mis-timed dip.

My issue has been dripping rather than dipping. I have a speculoos each morning in bed, and recently coffee dripped off the biscuit and onto my sheet before it reached my mouth. Very disappointed as I must have been over-zealous with my dip. Amateur mistake. "

Coffee?? Is that what you're calling it?

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By *iscean_dream OP   Man
over a year ago

Llanelli


"Mine have gone down hill, luckily I managed to pull out before it was too late. I only wanted to put a bit in but the whole thing ended up in my coffee.

Thank my lucky stars the coffee wasn't still really hot because I managed to retrieve my hobnob without complete disaster

Well saved, OP. Focus on that positive rather than your mis-timed dip.

My issue has been dripping rather than dipping. I have a speculoos each morning in bed, and recently coffee dripped off the biscuit and onto my sheet before it reached my mouth. Very disappointed as I must have been over-zealous with my dip. Amateur mistake. "

Always hold the biscuit over your drink until it's in your mouth, top tip of the day

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By *ou only live onceMan
over a year ago

London


"Mine have gone down hill, luckily I managed to pull out before it was too late. I only wanted to put a bit in but the whole thing ended up in my coffee.

Thank my lucky stars the coffee wasn't still really hot because I managed to retrieve my hobnob without complete disaster

Well saved, OP. Focus on that positive rather than your mis-timed dip.

My issue has been dripping rather than dipping. I have a speculoos each morning in bed, and recently coffee dripped off the biscuit and onto my sheet before it reached my mouth. Very disappointed as I must have been over-zealous with my dip. Amateur mistake.

You were the next in line for perfection, YOLO...

And now you've destroyed my hopes and dreams also "

I've let myself down, Posh. No-one's more disappointed than I am.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Who the fuck dips hobnobs into their coffee??!

TEA!! You dip them in TEA!!!

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By *iscean_dream OP   Man
over a year ago

Llanelli


"Who the fuck dips hobnobs into their coffee??!

TEA!! You dip them in TEA!!! "

Tea makes me pee too much, I run on coffee

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss

This whole thread has made me terribly uncomfortable

Bits of biscuits in your brew is just not it

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By *unx2019Couple
over a year ago

Moray

Has to be a jammy dodger, soggy biscuit and the jam going soft, nothing better.

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By *iscean_dream OP   Man
over a year ago

Llanelli


"This whole thread has made me terribly uncomfortable

Bits of biscuits in your brew is just not it "

Just don't drink the bit at the bottom, it doesn't float around

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss


"This whole thread has made me terribly uncomfortable

Bits of biscuits in your brew is just not it

Just don't drink the bit at the bottom, it doesn't float around "

But it changes the whole taste

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By *iscean_dream OP   Man
over a year ago

Llanelli


"Has to be a jammy dodger, soggy biscuit and the jam going soft, nothing better. "

I do like a soggy dodger, no wait that doesn't sound right

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Has to be a jammy dodger, soggy biscuit and the jam going soft, nothing better.

I do like a soggy dodger, no wait that doesn't sound right "

Hee hee.

You like a soggy biscuit

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By *iscean_dream OP   Man
over a year ago

Llanelli


"This whole thread has made me terribly uncomfortable

Bits of biscuits in your brew is just not it

Just don't drink the bit at the bottom, it doesn't float around

But it changes the whole taste "

Do you not like oats? Coffee with oat milk is actually quite nice

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By *iscean_dream OP   Man
over a year ago

Llanelli


"Has to be a jammy dodger, soggy biscuit and the jam going soft, nothing better.

I do like a soggy dodger, no wait that doesn't sound right

Hee hee.

You like a soggy biscuit "

I like my biscuits dripping with goodness

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Mine have gone down hill, luckily I managed to pull out before it was too late. I only wanted to put a bit in but the whole thing ended up in my coffee."

My mind was in the gutter till I got to coffee

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss


"This whole thread has made me terribly uncomfortable

Bits of biscuits in your brew is just not it

Just don't drink the bit at the bottom, it doesn't float around

But it changes the whole taste

Do you not like oats? Coffee with oat milk is actually quite nice "

Mmmm you've got me there as I do like oat milk in coffee.... But that's not a HobNob

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By *iscean_dream OP   Man
over a year ago

Llanelli


"This whole thread has made me terribly uncomfortable

Bits of biscuits in your brew is just not it

Just don't drink the bit at the bottom, it doesn't float around

But it changes the whole taste

Do you not like oats? Coffee with oat milk is actually quite nice

Mmmm you've got me there as I do like oat milk in coffee.... But that's not a HobNob "

Just try it, you won't be dissapointed

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By *iscean_dream OP   Man
over a year ago

Llanelli


"Mine have gone down hill, luckily I managed to pull out before it was too late. I only wanted to put a bit in but the whole thing ended up in my coffee.

My mind was in the gutter till I got to coffee"

That was the idea

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Mine have gone down hill, luckily I managed to pull out before it was too late. I only wanted to put a bit in but the whole thing ended up in my coffee.

My mind was in the gutter till I got to coffee"

He was explaining the withdrawal method

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