FabSwingers.com forum: Cow Pretended to be Asleep

By *ssex_tom OP Man
over a year ago

Chelmsford

Reports about a cow called Daisy from a herd on the Isle of Wight actually pretends to be asleep so that she does not get milked. What is going on here guys? It's all over the news.

Have any fabbers had dealings with a cow pretending to be asleep.

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By *4bimMan
over a year ago

Farnborough Hampshire

plenty on here need milking.

calm down everyone its a joke

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"plenty of men on here need milking.

calm down everyone its a joke

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By *ust a little bit moreWoman
over a year ago

kendal

Yeah they do it quite often,they're alot more intellegent than alot of people give them credit for.

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By *4bimMan
over a year ago

Farnborough Hampshire

"plenty of men on here need milking.

calm down everyone its a joke

that as well. rivers of it

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Reports about a cow called Daisy from a herd on the Isle of Wight actually pretends to be asleep so that she does not get milked. What is going on here guys? It's all over the news.

Have any fabbers had dealings with a cow pretending to be asleep."

Yeah my ex

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By *elvet RopeMan
over a year ago

by the big field

Reminds me of a favourite joke Tom

Look at that bunch of cows over there!

Herd

Heard of what?

Herd of cows!

Of course i've heard of cows! i've just pointed out the big bunch of em over there

I'd better go back to work now and stop milking this thread for gags

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

As no one else has done it yet ...

IT'S ALL OVER THE MOOS

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"As no one else has done it yet ...

IT'S ALL OVER THE MOOS"

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By *elvet RopeMan
over a year ago

by the big field

"As no one else has done it yet ...

IT'S ALL OVER THE MOOS"

Its also all over the snoooooooooze

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

"plenty on here need milking.

calm down everyone its a joke

That's udderly out of order.

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By *aggonerMan
over a year ago

for a penny

Not being a dairyman,

How do you know a cow is pretending to be asleep?

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By *elvet RopeMan
over a year ago

by the big field

"Not being a dairyman,

How do you know a cow is pretending to be asleep? "

Its wearing pyjamas, obviously

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Not being a dairyman,

How do you know a cow is pretending to be asleep? "

Unrealistic snoring.

Dead giveaway

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