FabSwingers.com forum: Every inch

By *irthydom OP Man
over a year ago

leeds

So who likes to take every inch

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By *rder66Man
over a year ago

Tatooine

I love sucking down spaghetti but I don't measure it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Love a big 18 inch all to myself.... Mmmm Pizza.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ll manage a 12 inch pizza to myself if I’m absolutely ravenous

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By *elix SightedMan
over a year ago

Cloud 8

Always buy the biggest ruler you can find.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I always devour a footlong at subway. 6inch isn’t enough.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Give me an inch, I'll take a mile!

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"I’ll manage a 12 inch pizza to myself if I’m absolutely ravenous

^ She can manage 12 inches

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’ll manage a 12 inch pizza to myself if I’m absolutely ravenous

^ She can manage 12 inches depth of custard

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"I’ll manage a 12 inch pizza to myself if I’m absolutely ravenous

^ She can manage 12 inches depth of custard

Well we nearly got through one day without that being mentioned

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’ll manage a 12 inch pizza to myself if I’m absolutely ravenous

^ She can manage 12 inches depth of custard

If we’re talking custard I can do a bathtub depth

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

Oh yes I love a 22" inch new York pizza, pizza is too small over here.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’ll manage a 12 inch pizza to myself if I’m absolutely ravenous

^ She can manage 12 inches depth of custard

If we’re talking custard I can do a bathtub depth

Custard slut!

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By *elix SightedMan
over a year ago

Cloud 8

"I’ll manage a 12 inch pizza to myself if I’m absolutely ravenous

^ She can manage 12 inches depth of custard

If we’re talking custard I can do a bathtub depth

I wonder how long it would take for a custard bath fart bubble to reach the surface…

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’ll manage a 12 inch pizza to myself if I’m absolutely ravenous

^ She can manage 12 inches depth of custard

If we’re talking custard I can do a bathtub depth

I wonder how long it would take for a custard bath fart bubble to reach the surface…"

I’ll put it on my to do list and let you know

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By *elix SightedMan
over a year ago

Cloud 8

"I’ll manage a 12 inch pizza to myself if I’m absolutely ravenous

^ She can manage 12 inches depth of custard

If we’re talking custard I can do a bathtub depth

I wonder how long it would take for a custard bath fart bubble to reach the surface…

I’ll put it on my to do list and let you know

Or we could face off and have a race

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So who likes to take every inch "

Do love a Dewalt tape measure, thise inches fuck me

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"I’ll manage a 12 inch pizza to myself if I’m absolutely ravenous

^ She can manage 12 inches depth of custard

If we’re talking custard I can do a bathtub depth

I wonder how long it would take for a custard bath fart bubble to reach the surface…

I’ll put it on my to do list and let you know

Dear Oh Dear

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

I'll take all 12 inches...

And put it on my turntable

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’ll manage a 12 inch pizza to myself if I’m absolutely ravenous

^ She can manage 12 inches depth of custard

If we’re talking custard I can do a bathtub depth

I wonder how long it would take for a custard bath fart bubble to reach the surface…

I’ll put it on my to do list and let you know

Custard fart porn?

A bit niche but there might be some mileage in it

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By *elix SightedMan
over a year ago

Cloud 8

"I’ll manage a 12 inch pizza to myself if I’m absolutely ravenous

^ She can manage 12 inches depth of custard

If we’re talking custard I can do a bathtub depth

I wonder how long it would take for a custard bath fart bubble to reach the surface…

I’ll put it on my to do list and let you know

Custard fart porn?

A bit niche but there might be some mileage in it"

*sets up p0rnhub account and goes to Tesco….

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’ll manage a 12 inch pizza to myself if I’m absolutely ravenous

^ She can manage 12 inches depth of custard

If we’re talking custard I can do a bathtub depth

I wonder how long it would take for a custard bath fart bubble to reach the surface…

I’ll put it on my to do list and let you know

Custard fart porn?

A bit niche but there might be some mileage in it

*sets up p0rnhub account and goes to Tesco…."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So who likes to take every inch "

Given them an inch and they will take a mile.

Perhaps that explains the pronoun's of Them and They

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

Custard slice. All the inches

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss

"Custard slice. All the inches"

Oohhh they are the work of the devil they are so addictive

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By *estarossa.Woman
over a year ago

Flagrante

"So who likes to take every inch "

All 5?

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"Custard slice. All the inches

Oohhh they are the work of the devil they are so addictive

The ones I loved as a kid had a passion fruit glaze on top. So good

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss

I thought you were talking about Subway

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just the tip

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss

"Custard slice. All the inches

Oohhh they are the work of the devil they are so addictive

The ones I loved as a kid had a passion fruit glaze on top. So good"

Stop!! I now need custard slices but don't want to leave the house

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I thought you were talking about Subway

Footlong every time, side of meatballs

No euphemism

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By *elix SightedMan
over a year ago

Cloud 8

"So who likes to take every inch "

So OP, is this how you imagined your thread would develop?!!

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By *elix SightedMan
over a year ago

Cloud 8

"Custard slice. All the inches

Oohhh they are the work of the devil they are so addictive

The ones I loved as a kid had a passion fruit glaze on top. So good"

Oh baby. Passion fruit is one of my favourite flavours. Right, I’m off to the bakers. Who wants one??

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss

"Custard slice. All the inches

Oohhh they are the work of the devil they are so addictive

The ones I loved as a kid had a passion fruit glaze on top. So good

Oh baby. Passion fruit is one of my favourite flavours. Right, I’m off to the bakers. Who wants one??"

Me me me !!!!

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"Custard slice. All the inches

Oohhh they are the work of the devil they are so addictive

The ones I loved as a kid had a passion fruit glaze on top. So good

Oh baby. Passion fruit is one of my favourite flavours. Right, I’m off to the bakers. Who wants one??"

If you find any... actually never mind don't tell me. I need that like a hole in the head

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By *elix SightedMan
over a year ago

Cloud 8

"Custard slice. All the inches

Oohhh they are the work of the devil they are so addictive

The ones I loved as a kid had a passion fruit glaze on top. So good

Oh baby. Passion fruit is one of my favourite flavours. Right, I’m off to the bakers. Who wants one??

If you find any... actually never mind don't tell me. I need that like a hole in the head

Maybe just some cake porn - a picture of me with most of it round my chops!!

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"Custard slice. All the inches

Oohhh they are the work of the devil they are so addictive

The ones I loved as a kid had a passion fruit glaze on top. So good

Oh baby. Passion fruit is one of my favourite flavours. Right, I’m off to the bakers. Who wants one??

If you find any... actually never mind don't tell me. I need that like a hole in the head

Maybe just some cake porn - a picture of me with most of it round my chops!!

What you really need for that is a cream bun. The kind where you end up wearing the powdered sugar and whipped cream

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’ll manage a 12 inch pizza to myself if I’m absolutely ravenous

^ She can manage 12 inches depth of custard

If we’re talking custard I can do a bathtub depth

I wonder how long it would take for a custard bath fart bubble to reach the surface…

I’ll put it on my to do list and let you know

Custard fart porn?

A bit niche but there might be some mileage in it"

Plenty worse out there tbf

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By *orbidden eastMan
over a year ago

london dodging electric scooters

"I’ll manage a 12 inch pizza to myself if I’m absolutely ravenous

^ She can manage 12 inches depth of custard

If we’re talking custard I can do a bathtub depth

There you go, that sounds like a meet in heaven

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

This thread has actually made me peckish...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

With the current cost of living crisis, it's essential to make the most of things. I'd like to think that includes every last inch

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