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"Not the same but hopefully first " The perfect first guests for my romantic evening. Get comfy & I’ll send a ghost over with a spirit. | |||
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"Not in" Good evening Wonko x. | |||
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"Good evening " Good evening gorgeous lady. I hope you are well. I think you’ll enjoy something pink & fizzy xx | |||
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"Should I be warned entering Misty manor? " You’re quite safe my dear. The ghosts & ghouls are harmless. I’d avoid the attic…. But I’m happy to hold your hand if you are scared | |||
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"Should I be warned entering Misty manor? You’re quite safe my dear. The ghosts & ghouls are harmless. I’d avoid the attic…. But I’m happy to hold your hand if you are scared " I could certainly use something to hold onto what’s in the attic? | |||
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"Good evening Good evening gorgeous lady. I hope you are well. I think you’ll enjoy something pink & fizzy xx" I would love something pink & fizzy I hope you've had a beautiful day x | |||
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"Good evening. I am a naïve ingenue whose previous spouse was drowned under Mysterious Circumstances. J" Eeek. Ummmm. I hope his ghost isn’t here…. Best you stick with me x | |||
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"Good evening from Kinky Castle, now with fully installed drawbridge. We're watching The Lily Savage Show and having a right good laugh " A drawbridge? Even Misty Manor doesn’t have one of those Come in and have a drink or 6 | |||
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"Evening all. I trust that the fire is roaring in its stone fireplace?" Of course. My flame is always burning | |||
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"What do I need to do again " Sit by me? | |||
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"I need to rest now, so I'll say goodnight." Well that was quick. I’ll file that under turbulent passion Goodnight, my dear x | |||
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"Evening all. I trust that the fire is roaring in its stone fireplace? Of course. My flame is always burning " Scorchio! | |||
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"Good evening all and hope it been a productive and happy week? " It’s been a thrilling week, thank you. I hope yours has been too? | |||
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"Not in Good evening Wonko x. " Meh | |||
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"Don’t mind me, I hope my sulking corner is still in working order " It’s less of a sulking corner & more for passionate embraces this evening. Good evening | |||
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"Slinks in at the back*" There will be no slinking. You will sashay or glide in. Passion & poise darling!! | |||
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"Good evening. I am a naïve ingenue whose previous spouse was drowned under Mysterious Circumstances. J" DON'T make me fall for you even harder. This is recklessly excellent posting. | |||
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"Making a rare appearance, good evening all! " Well. I am truly honoured FullEnglish. I shall serve you up tomorrow morning then? | |||
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"Don’t mind me, I hope my sulking corner is still in working order It’s less of a sulking corner & more for passionate embraces this evening. Good evening " Good evening Misty, I’ll be here sulking whilst people snog to their heart’s content | |||
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"Ghouls & Gals, Goblins & Gents. Welcome back to Misty Manor. Tonight the candelabras are glowing a tad lower, the velvet love seats are draped in furs. The cocktails are pink & fizzy. The fire is aglow. Even the dungeon is bedecked in romance (or at least I’ve polished the iron maiden). Tonight is a gothic romance. I have traded my black lace in this evening and will be delicately wafting around in ivory silk. I am channeling my inner Mina, Isabella, Rebecca & Cathy. Please join me for a tempestuous passion filled evening. It’s all heaving bosoms, crashing waves of lust, hypn0tic gazes & jealous ghosts of usurped princes. Or alternatively come in put your feet up, have a drink & a flirt. Oh and don’t stand by the suits of armour. Those helmets are really looking quite wobbly this evening…. Mrs Misty Mrs Misty - what a treat to run into you this evening! Sounds like you're having my kind of night, can I join..? " I’d be frankly disappointed if you didn’t! | |||
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"I’m scared " Oh don’t be scared. We’re all kind souls. Even the lost ones…. Just find someone to hold…. Curiousguy is a sweetheart…. | |||
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"At last! That longed-for, scarcely-dreamed-possible opportunity to wear my New Romantic/Goth mashup costume. Velvet jacket, frilly open-necked white shirt, black mascara, Stendhalesque hair, and an air of dangerous, louche insouciance I picked up in Oxfam for a song (Kashmir by Led Zeppelin, since you ask). Good evening, fellow adventurers in the Courts of the Evening. My courtesans and courtiers, courtly lovers and Courtney Lovers, geishas and gallants. My people. " Your reserved seat awaits, darling. The champagne is on ice… how many glasses do you require? | |||
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"Hello all " Hello to you. Two very good words in one username. I think you’ll fit right in…. | |||
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"I’m scared Oh don’t be scared. We’re all kind souls. Even the lost ones…. Just find someone to hold…. Curiousguy is a sweetheart…." I shall hold him very tightly and peek around | |||
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"I’m scared " I’ve got something you can hold Chicken* *it might not be my hand… | |||
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"Good evening from Kinky Castle, now with fully installed drawbridge. We're watching The Lily Savage Show and having a right good laugh A drawbridge? Even Misty Manor doesn’t have one of those Come in and have a drink or 6 " A very handsome and kind man installed our drawbridge just yesterday. He's currently in the dungeons below | |||
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"Gothic greetings Hostess Misty, one and all. This gloomy, rainy evening feels like just the time to be relaxing by a huge open manor fireplace " It is quite the tempest out there this evening… | |||
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"I’m scared Oh don’t be scared. We’re all kind souls. Even the lost ones…. Just find someone to hold…. Curiousguy is a sweetheart…. I shall hold him very tightly and peek around " You can certainly come cuddle with me! We can look after eachother! | |||
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"At last! That longed-for, scarcely-dreamed-possible opportunity to wear my New Romantic/Goth mashup costume. Velvet jacket, frilly open-necked white shirt, black mascara, Stendhalesque hair, and an air of dangerous, louche insouciance I picked up in Oxfam for a song (Kashmir by Led Zeppelin, since you ask). Good evening, fellow adventurers in the Courts of the Evening. My courtesans and courtiers, courtly lovers and Courtney Lovers, geishas and gallants. My people. Your reserved seat awaits, darling. The champagne is on ice… how many glasses do you require?" It would be most presumptuous to ask for more than one! Partly because I am modest. Mostly because I am thirsty. But perhaps you have some nice long straws? | |||
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"What do I need to do again " The answer to that might be “Me” But I don’t know where that voice came from….. | |||
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"Good evening from Kinky Castle, now with fully installed drawbridge. We're watching The Lily Savage Show and having a right good laugh A drawbridge? Even Misty Manor doesn’t have one of those Come in and have a drink or 6 A very handsome and kind man installed our drawbridge just yesterday. He's currently in the dungeons below " Hopefully not tied to a St Andrews cross | |||
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"Good evening. I am a naïve ingenue whose previous spouse was drowned under Mysterious Circumstances. J DON'T make me fall for you even harder. This is recklessly excellent posting. " Indeed. I think Julie may have been in my library!…. | |||
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"Evening all. I trust that the fire is roaring in its stone fireplace? Of course. My flame is always burning Scorchio!" That’s one word for me | |||
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"Good evening from Kinky Castle, now with fully installed drawbridge. We're watching The Lily Savage Show and having a right good laugh A drawbridge? Even Misty Manor doesn’t have one of those Come in and have a drink or 6 A very handsome and kind man installed our drawbridge just yesterday. He's currently in the dungeons below " I’ll send him a drink…. | |||
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" Mrs Misty Mrs Misty - what a treat to run into you this evening! Sounds like you're having my kind of night, can I join..? I’d be frankly disappointed if you didn’t!" Very glad to hear that. This kinky castle of yours filled with tempestuous passion and heaving bosoms sounds like a wonderful place to spend my time. The host is particularly gorgeous in her ivory silk, might I add. | |||
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"Good evening. I am a naïve ingenue whose previous spouse was drowned under Mysterious Circumstances. J DON'T make me fall for you even harder. This is recklessly excellent posting. Indeed. I think Julie may have been in my library!…." She knows where to go for the best material. | |||
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"Don’t mind me, I hope my sulking corner is still in working order It’s less of a sulking corner & more for passionate embraces this evening. Good evening Good evening Misty, I’ll be here sulking whilst people snog to their heart’s content " Ok. Well in keeping with theme …. I now pronounce you to be brooding & not sulking. Let’s not kill the mood entirely. | |||
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"I’m scared Oh don’t be scared. We’re all kind souls. Even the lost ones…. Just find someone to hold…. Curiousguy is a sweetheart…. I shall hold him very tightly and peek around You can certainly come cuddle with me! We can look after eachother!" Matchmaker, matchmaker make me a match… | |||
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"Good evening from Kinky Castle, now with fully installed drawbridge. We're watching The Lily Savage Show and having a right good laugh A drawbridge? Even Misty Manor doesn’t have one of those Come in and have a drink or 6 A very handsome and kind man installed our drawbridge just yesterday. He's currently in the dungeons below Hopefully not tied to a St Andrews cross " Hopefully NOT??? I rather like them. | |||
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"Thank you. It been a very busy and productive one. I'm having a well deserved cold beer. What you drinking? X" I’m drinking in atmosphere and love .. | |||
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"I’m scared Oh don’t be scared. We’re all kind souls. Even the lost ones…. Just find someone to hold…. Curiousguy is a sweetheart…. I shall hold him very tightly and peek around You can certainly come cuddle with me! We can look after eachother!" Thank you kind sir | |||
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"At last! That longed-for, scarcely-dreamed-possible opportunity to wear my New Romantic/Goth mashup costume. Velvet jacket, frilly open-necked white shirt, black mascara, Stendhalesque hair, and an air of dangerous, louche insouciance I picked up in Oxfam for a song (Kashmir by Led Zeppelin, since you ask). Good evening, fellow adventurers in the Courts of the Evening. My courtesans and courtiers, courtly lovers and Courtney Lovers, geishas and gallants. My people. Your reserved seat awaits, darling. The champagne is on ice… how many glasses do you require? It would be most presumptuous to ask for more than one! Partly because I am modest. Mostly because I am thirsty. But perhaps you have some nice long straws? " I have whatever you desire… Glasses, straws, nibbles.. | |||
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"Good evening. I am a naïve ingenue whose previous spouse was drowned under Mysterious Circumstances. J DON'T make me fall for you even harder. This is recklessly excellent posting. Indeed. I think Julie may have been in my library!…." I might just steal that for the 'week in 3 words' thread. Recklessly excellent posting. | |||
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" Mrs Misty Mrs Misty - what a treat to run into you this evening! Sounds like you're having my kind of night, can I join..? I’d be frankly disappointed if you didn’t! Very glad to hear that. This kinky castle of yours filled with tempestuous passion and heaving bosoms sounds like a wonderful place to spend my time. The host is particularly gorgeous in her ivory silk, might I add. " Why thank you, charming gentleman. Would you like a closer look? | |||
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"At last! That longed-for, scarcely-dreamed-possible opportunity to wear my New Romantic/Goth mashup costume. Velvet jacket, frilly open-necked white shirt, black mascara, Stendhalesque hair, and an air of dangerous, louche insouciance I picked up in Oxfam for a song (Kashmir by Led Zeppelin, since you ask). Good evening, fellow adventurers in the Courts of the Evening. My courtesans and courtiers, courtly lovers and Courtney Lovers, geishas and gallants. My people. Your reserved seat awaits, darling. The champagne is on ice… how many glasses do you require? It would be most presumptuous to ask for more than one! Partly because I am modest. Mostly because I am thirsty. But perhaps you have some nice long straws? I have whatever you desire… Glasses, straws, nibbles.." I would certainly relish a delicious nibble. Or even two. | |||
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"I’m scared Oh don’t be scared. We’re all kind souls. Even the lost ones…. Just find someone to hold…. Curiousguy is a sweetheart…. I shall hold him very tightly and peek around You can certainly come cuddle with me! We can look after eachother! Thank you kind sir " I have been told im a good big spoon | |||
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"Hello oo ooo o… " Ah. Welcome. Nothing is forbidden here and yet forbidden is here…. How poetic | |||
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"Evening nipple carriers" Good evening to you too. Come in from the storm & rest you’re weary .. erm…. Self | |||
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"Just call me Wednesday Adams . Good evening everyone " Good evening. I think you have a little more joy that Wednesday…. I’ll pour you an ale xx | |||
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"At last! That longed-for, scarcely-dreamed-possible opportunity to wear my New Romantic/Goth mashup costume. Velvet jacket, frilly open-necked white shirt, black mascara, Stendhalesque hair, and an air of dangerous, louche insouciance I picked up in Oxfam for a song (Kashmir by Led Zeppelin, since you ask). Good evening, fellow adventurers in the Courts of the Evening. My courtesans and courtiers, courtly lovers and Courtney Lovers, geishas and gallants. My people. Your reserved seat awaits, darling. The champagne is on ice… how many glasses do you require? It would be most presumptuous to ask for more than one! Partly because I am modest. Mostly because I am thirsty. But perhaps you have some nice long straws? I have whatever you desire… Glasses, straws, nibbles.. I would certainly relish a delicious nibble. Or even two." There’s an unlimited amount. Help yourself x | |||
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"Slinks in at the back* There will be no slinking. You will sashay or glide in. Passion & poise darling!!" I am not dressed correctly, perhaps I should just take it all off! | |||
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"https://youtu.be/fyiEJaf-IzE "if we were vampires" Jason isabell, howdy y'all, (it's not about vampires)" Good evening wildbill. Are you well this evening/ Morning whatever the time difference is | |||
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"Good evening from Kinky Castle, now with fully installed drawbridge. We're watching The Lily Savage Show and having a right good laugh A drawbridge? Even Misty Manor doesn’t have one of those Come in and have a drink or 6 A very handsome and kind man installed our drawbridge just yesterday. He's currently in the dungeons below Hopefully not tied to a St Andrews cross Hopefully NOT??? I rather like them. " It seems to be a bit against his will…otherwise, they are gorgeous apparatus | |||
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"Slinks in at the back* There will be no slinking. You will sashay or glide in. Passion & poise darling!! I am not dressed correctly, perhaps I should just take it all off! " An excellent idea | |||
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"Hello oo ooo o… Ah. Welcome. Nothing is forbidden here and yet forbidden is here…. How poetic " Oh your very good with words xx | |||
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" I would certainly relish a delicious nibble. Or even two. There’s an unlimited amount. Help yourself x" Oh my. Thank you, O shimmering hostess. I might do just that. | |||
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"Good evening from Kinky Castle, now with fully installed drawbridge. We're watching The Lily Savage Show and having a right good laugh A drawbridge? Even Misty Manor doesn’t have one of those Come in and have a drink or 6 A very handsome and kind man installed our drawbridge just yesterday. He's currently in the dungeons below Hopefully not tied to a St Andrews cross Hopefully NOT??? I rather like them. It seems to be a bit against his will…otherwise, they are gorgeous apparatus " Ah, well, will is as will does. | |||
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"Hello oo ooo o… Ah. Welcome. Nothing is forbidden here and yet forbidden is here…. How poetic Oh your very good with words xx" How kind. Thank you. I’m good with many things. Can I get you anything else? More furs, drinks, a cushion? | |||
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" I would certainly relish a delicious nibble. Or even two. There’s an unlimited amount. Help yourself x Oh my. Thank you, O shimmering hostess. I might do just that." I insist that you do. | |||
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"Good evening from Kinky Castle, now with fully installed drawbridge. We're watching The Lily Savage Show and having a right good laugh A drawbridge? Even Misty Manor doesn’t have one of those Come in and have a drink or 6 A very handsome and kind man installed our drawbridge just yesterday. He's currently in the dungeons below Hopefully not tied to a St Andrews cross " No, he's tied to a bench on his back | |||
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"Hopefully not tied to a St Andrews cross Hopefully NOT??? I rather like them. It seems to be a bit against his will…otherwise, they are gorgeous apparatus " Ah, he could slip his hands from the cuffs at any time, he just chooses not to... *has a delicious flashback* | |||
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" I would certainly relish a delicious nibble. Or even two. There’s an unlimited amount. Help yourself x Oh my. Thank you, O shimmering hostess. I might do just that. I insist that you do." That's a fascinating choice of words. | |||
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" Mrs Misty Mrs Misty - what a treat to run into you this evening! Sounds like you're having my kind of night, can I join..? I’d be frankly disappointed if you didn’t! Very glad to hear that. This kinky castle of yours filled with tempestuous passion and heaving bosoms sounds like a wonderful place to spend my time. The host is particularly gorgeous in her ivory silk, might I add. Why thank you, charming gentleman. Would you like a closer look? " As if you even had to ask! I'd love to have a look | |||
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"Hopefully not tied to a St Andrews cross Hopefully NOT??? I rather like them. It seems to be a bit against his will…otherwise, they are gorgeous apparatus Ah, he could slip his hands from the cuffs at any time, he just chooses not to... *has a delicious flashback* " Oh dear…sounds like a very delicious flashback indeed | |||
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"Hello oo ooo o… Ah. Welcome. Nothing is forbidden here and yet forbidden is here…. How poetic " Yes indeed | |||
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"https://youtu.be/fyiEJaf-IzE "if we were vampires" Jason isabell, howdy y'all, (it's not about vampires) Good evening wildbill. Are you well this evening/ Morning whatever the time difference is " afternoon miz misty, a reddish cast to the sky, tumble***D's are tumbling, all in keeping with your gothic post | |||
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"Good evening from Kinky Castle, now with fully installed drawbridge. We're watching The Lily Savage Show and having a right good laugh A drawbridge? Even Misty Manor doesn’t have one of those Come in and have a drink or 6 A very handsome and kind man installed our drawbridge just yesterday. He's currently in the dungeons below Hopefully not tied to a St Andrews cross No, he's tied to a bench on his back " Like a kinky turtle | |||
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"Hopefully not tied to a St Andrews cross Hopefully NOT??? I rather like them. It seems to be a bit against his will…otherwise, they are gorgeous apparatus Ah, he could slip his hands from the cuffs at any time, he just chooses not to... *has a delicious flashback* " There’s a lot of those going around tonight… I must check the chimney | |||
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"Good evening from Kinky Castle, now with fully installed drawbridge. We're watching The Lily Savage Show and having a right good laugh A drawbridge? Even Misty Manor doesn’t have one of those Come in and have a drink or 6 A very handsome and kind man installed our drawbridge just yesterday. He's currently in the dungeons below Hopefully not tied to a St Andrews cross No, he's tied to a bench on his back " Oh dear….poor thing | |||
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"I’m scared Oh don’t be scared. We’re all kind souls. Even the lost ones…. Just find someone to hold…. Curiousguy is a sweetheart…. I shall hold him very tightly and peek around You can certainly come cuddle with me! We can look after eachother! Matchmaker, matchmaker make me a match…" Haha i wish | |||
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" I would certainly relish a delicious nibble. Or even two. There’s an unlimited amount. Help yourself x Oh my. Thank you, O shimmering hostess. I might do just that. I insist that you do. That's a fascinating choice of words." It’s in my nature to spoil my guests. Your every desire shall be met at Misty Manor. So yes, I do insist. | |||
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"Hello oo ooo o… Ah. Welcome. Nothing is forbidden here and yet forbidden is here…. How poetic Oh your very good with words xx How kind. Thank you. I’m good with many things. Can I get you anything else? More furs, drinks, a cushion?" Can I be cheeky and ask you to join me? X | |||
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" Mrs Misty Mrs Misty - what a treat to run into you this evening! Sounds like you're having my kind of night, can I join..? I’d be frankly disappointed if you didn’t! Very glad to hear that. This kinky castle of yours filled with tempestuous passion and heaving bosoms sounds like a wonderful place to spend my time. The host is particularly gorgeous in her ivory silk, might I add. Why thank you, charming gentleman. Would you like a closer look? As if you even had to ask! I'd love to have a look " Come on over. Just no red wine please… | |||
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"https://youtu.be/fyiEJaf-IzE "if we were vampires" Jason isabell, howdy y'all, (it's not about vampires) Good evening wildbill. Are you well this evening/ Morning whatever the time difference is afternoon miz misty, a reddish cast to the sky, tumble***D's are tumbling, all in keeping with your gothic post " My reach is clearly wide & far. | |||
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"Good evening everyone. I had been planning on spending the evening at the Castle of Otranto but have decided to stop off here instead. " Oh!!! You are just delicious. Welcome welcome. Please make yourself at home. I think a tour of my libraries are in order. | |||
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"I’m scared Oh don’t be scared. We’re all kind souls. Even the lost ones…. Just find someone to hold…. Curiousguy is a sweetheart…. I shall hold him very tightly and peek around You can certainly come cuddle with me! We can look after eachother! Matchmaker, matchmaker make me a match… Haha i wish " Wishes come true every day | |||
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"I'm going to bed, so good night all. I would really appreciate someone bringing me a cup of tea at about 7.45 please.. " I shall bring it personally | |||
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"Hello oo ooo o… Ah. Welcome. Nothing is forbidden here and yet forbidden is here…. How poetic Oh your very good with words xx How kind. Thank you. I’m good with many things. Can I get you anything else? More furs, drinks, a cushion? Can I be cheeky and ask you to join me? X" Of course it isn’t. It would be my pleasure. | |||
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"I'm going to bed, so good night all. I would really appreciate someone bringing me a cup of tea at about 7.45 please.. I shall bring it personally " I look forward to it.. | |||
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"Seeing as we're in such a gothic location, what are everyone's favourite gothic novels/films?" I don’t think I need answer that | |||
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"Good evening everyone. I had been planning on spending the evening at the Castle of Otranto but have decided to stop off here instead. Oh!!! You are just delicious. Welcome welcome. Please make yourself at home. I think a tour of my libraries are in order." Why thank you! I do love a library - especially when guided around it by someone so enchanting. | |||
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"I’m scared Oh don’t be scared. We’re all kind souls. Even the lost ones…. Just find someone to hold…. Curiousguy is a sweetheart…. I shall hold him very tightly and peek around You can certainly come cuddle with me! We can look after eachother! Matchmaker, matchmaker make me a match… Haha i wish Wishes come true every day " A guy can hope haha | |||
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"Seeing as we're in such a gothic location, what are everyone's favourite gothic novels/films?" In my hands currently, HP Lovecraft Cthulhu’s Mythos | |||
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"Seeing as we're in such a gothic location, what are everyone's favourite gothic novels/films? I don’t think I need answer that " dark shadows | |||
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"Hello oo ooo o… Ah. Welcome. Nothing is forbidden here and yet forbidden is here…. How poetic Oh your very good with words xx How kind. Thank you. I’m good with many things. Can I get you anything else? More furs, drinks, a cushion? Can I be cheeky and ask you to join me? X Of course it isn’t. It would be my pleasure. " This gothic surrounding has definitely brought me luck. I would love to know what is under that fur cloak xx | |||
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" Mrs Misty Mrs Misty - what a treat to run into you this evening! Sounds like you're having my kind of night, can I join..? I’d be frankly disappointed if you didn’t! Very glad to hear that. This kinky castle of yours filled with tempestuous passion and heaving bosoms sounds like a wonderful place to spend my time. The host is particularly gorgeous in her ivory silk, might I add. Why thank you, charming gentleman. Would you like a closer look? As if you even had to ask! I'd love to have a look Come on over. Just no red wine please…" I'll be there, white wine in hand and a cheeky smile on my face. You do know how to entertain | |||
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"I’m scared Oh don’t be scared. We’re all kind souls. Even the lost ones…. Just find someone to hold…. Curiousguy is a sweetheart…. I shall hold him very tightly and peek around You can certainly come cuddle with me! We can look after eachother! Matchmaker, matchmaker make me a match… Haha i wish Wishes come true every day A guy can hope haha" And should hope. Never give up on your dreams. | |||
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"Good evening from Kinky Castle, now with fully installed drawbridge. We're watching The Lily Savage Show and having a right good laugh A drawbridge? Even Misty Manor doesn’t have one of those Come in and have a drink or 6 A very handsome and kind man installed our drawbridge just yesterday. He's currently in the dungeons below Hopefully not tied to a St Andrews cross No, he's tied to a bench on his back Like a kinky turtle " Well, I needed something to sit on | |||
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"Hello oo ooo o… Ah. Welcome. Nothing is forbidden here and yet forbidden is here…. How poetic Oh your very good with words xx How kind. Thank you. I’m good with many things. Can I get you anything else? More furs, drinks, a cushion? Can I be cheeky and ask you to join me? X Of course it isn’t. It would be my pleasure. This gothic surrounding has definitely brought me luck. I would love to know what is under that fur cloak xx" Something soft | |||
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"Seeing as we're in such a gothic location, what are everyone's favourite gothic novels/films?" The Picture of Dorian Gray and most things by Edgar Allan Poe . Also, if you enjoy a gothic aesthetic, check out Christine McConnell on Instagram - she is incredibly talented and also stunning | |||
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" Mrs Misty Mrs Misty - what a treat to run into you this evening! Sounds like you're having my kind of night, can I join..? I’d be frankly disappointed if you didn’t! Very glad to hear that. This kinky castle of yours filled with tempestuous passion and heaving bosoms sounds like a wonderful place to spend my time. The host is particularly gorgeous in her ivory silk, might I add. Why thank you, charming gentleman. Would you like a closer look? As if you even had to ask! I'd love to have a look Come on over. Just no red wine please… I'll be there, white wine in hand and a cheeky smile on my face. You do know how to entertain " We’ve only just begun.. not that Karen Carpenter is at all gothic | |||
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"Good evening everyone. I had been planning on spending the evening at the Castle of Otranto but have decided to stop off here instead. Oh!!! You are just delicious. Welcome welcome. Please make yourself at home. I think a tour of my libraries are in order. Why thank you! I do love a library - especially when guided around it by someone so enchanting. I shall start with the classic, then we can move onto the allegedly cursed. Then there’s the erotica. The final library I’m afraid is locked. There are legends of what lies behind it. If you press your ear to the door you can hear a kind of ticking…" What about the cursed erotica - tales so orgasmic that many have risked the Curse just for the experience? Oh but when I see such an elaborately carved door, and hear a mysterious ticking, and hear the word 'forbidden' it makes me want to break out my lock-picking kit... | |||
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"Good evening MistyPeaks... Is it safe to enter the Manor?... " Safe? Hmmmm. I’m still here so probably not. Hot chocolate? | |||
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"Oooooo good evening you fabulous bunch of sexy people! Hope everyone has been having a good evening! " Evening, everyone's favourite Scottish superstar! Are you still on the GigaBus? | |||
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"Good evening everyone. It's so nice that the bar here serves Speyside malts. They even managed to rustle up a plate of cheese for me " Good evening. Oh don’t start me on cheese. I’ll start drooling again. I’ll take a Speyside malt though if you don’t mind. | |||
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"Good evening MistyPeaks... Is it safe to enter the Manor?... Safe? Hmmmm. I’m still here so probably not. Hot chocolate? " Yes please to the hot chocolate... I Just felt someone's hand on my back.... | |||
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"Good evening everyone. It's so nice that the bar here serves Speyside malts. They even managed to rustle up a plate of cheese for me Good evening. Oh don’t start me on cheese. I’ll start drooling again. I’ll take a Speyside malt though if you don’t mind." Do you know what they call hard rock in French? Roquefort. Thank you. Thank you. Please, try the fish. | |||
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"Ooh back in Misty's manor. Is that photos eyes following me? " That’s…. not a photo… I’m sick of putting that thing back in the attic. It only rehangs itself again. Much like the ghost of Percy on the West staircase…. | |||
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"Good evening everyone. I had been planning on spending the evening at the Castle of Otranto but have decided to stop off here instead. Oh!!! You are just delicious. Welcome welcome. Please make yourself at home. I think a tour of my libraries are in order. Why thank you! I do love a library - especially when guided around it by someone so enchanting. I shall start with the classic, then we can move onto the allegedly cursed. Then there’s the erotica. The final library I’m afraid is locked. There are legends of what lies behind it. If you press your ear to the door you can hear a kind of ticking… What about the cursed erotica - tales so orgasmic that many have risked the Curse just for the experience? Oh but when I see such an elaborately carved door, and hear a mysterious ticking, and hear the word 'forbidden' it makes me want to break out my lock-picking kit..." Ahhh. Yes those editions are in my room…. For… (cough) safe keeping. Many have tried. Many have walked away with 5 less digits… | |||
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"Oooooo good evening you fabulous bunch of sexy people! Hope everyone has been having a good evening! Evening, everyone's favourite Scottish superstar! Are you still on the GigaBus?" You are a cheeky charmer, making me blush! I managed to survive the journey woohoo! Back on it tomorrow back home hehe just visiting family for a wee bit but now getting all cosy in bed | |||
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" Good evening. Oh don’t start me on cheese. I’ll start drooling again. I’ll take a Speyside malt though if you don’t mind. Do you know what they call hard rock in French? Roquefort. Thank you. Thank you. Please, try the fish." I love to taste a nice moist piece of fish | |||
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"Seeing as we're in such a gothic location, what are everyone's favourite gothic novels/films? The Picture of Dorian Gray and most things by Edgar Allan Poe . Also, if you enjoy a gothic aesthetic, check out Christine McConnell on Instagram - she is incredibly talented and also stunning Dorian Gray is wonderful. I've seen the Poe adaptations by Roger Corman starring Vincent Price - that's the low class version I do own a hardback of The Raven and other poems with illustrations by Gustave Doré, whose work I adore." I may need to store you in my special “library” | |||
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"Good evening MistyPeaks... Is it safe to enter the Manor?... Safe? Hmmmm. I’m still here so probably not. Hot chocolate? Yes please to the hot chocolate... I Just felt someone's hand on my back.... " Are you sure it was a hand | |||
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"Oooooo good evening you fabulous bunch of sexy people! Hope everyone has been having a good evening! Evening, everyone's favourite Scottish superstar! Are you still on the GigaBus? You are a cheeky charmer, making me blush! I managed to survive the journey woohoo! Back on it tomorrow back home hehe just visiting family for a wee bit but now getting all cosy in bed " Oh, I had no idea! Like the Knight Bus in Harry Potter? | |||
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"You didnt say what was in the attic Well. No-one is sure. Every time I send a staff member to check, I’m down a staff member and up a ghost…. That makes me want to go up more haha" Why do they all say that. Can I convince you to stay here? | |||
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"I think it was Miss Scarlett in the sex dungeon with the massive dildo…. This isn’t cluedo . And anyway Miss Scarlett hasn’t been out of the bedroom all day (and neither has the massive dildo) so it can’t be…. Sorry. Looks like I’m not “Cluedup” on this nocturnal business… Used to be a night owl, never been an early bird and now more of a perpetually exhausted pigeon. " I like a cockatoo myself… | |||
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"Good evening everyone. I had been planning on spending the evening at the Castle of Otranto but have decided to stop off here instead. Oh!!! You are just delicious. Welcome welcome. Please make yourself at home. I think a tour of my libraries are in order. Why thank you! I do love a library - especially when guided around it by someone so enchanting. I shall start with the classic, then we can move onto the allegedly cursed. Then there’s the erotica. The final library I’m afraid is locked. There are legends of what lies behind it. If you press your ear to the door you can hear a kind of ticking… What about the cursed erotica - tales so orgasmic that many have risked the Curse just for the experience? Oh but when I see such an elaborately carved door, and hear a mysterious ticking, and hear the word 'forbidden' it makes me want to break out my lock-picking kit... Ahhh. Yes those editions are in my room…. For… (cough) safe keeping. Many have tried. Many have walked away with 5 less digits…" Are you sure it's a ticking sound? Sounds more like a heartbeat to me - or is that my own heart thumping, whether through fear or the proximity of H i'm not sure. Be still my beating heart! Can't you hear it? | |||
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"My gothic choices would be Dorian Gray, the 1931 film of Frankenstein, the illustrations of Gustave Doré, Bram Stoker's Dracula (the novel, not the film), Nosferatu, Pornography by The Cure, the essay On The Nature Of The Gothic by John Ruskin and the John Rylands Library in Manchester. " The John Rylands Library genuinely deserves the word awesome! Another gothic-ish love of mine is Edward Gorey. I drew a family portrait for a friend inspired by his style. | |||
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"You didnt say what was in the attic Well. No-one is sure. Every time I send a staff member to check, I’m down a staff member and up a ghost…. That makes me want to go up more haha Why do they all say that. Can I convince you to stay here? " And how would you do that? | |||
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"Good evening everyone. I had been planning on spending the evening at the Castle of Otranto but have decided to stop off here instead. Oh!!! You are just delicious. Welcome welcome. Please make yourself at home. I think a tour of my libraries are in order. Why thank you! I do love a library - especially when guided around it by someone so enchanting. I shall start with the classic, then we can move onto the allegedly cursed. Then there’s the erotica. The final library I’m afraid is locked. There are legends of what lies behind it. If you press your ear to the door you can hear a kind of ticking… What about the cursed erotica - tales so orgasmic that many have risked the Curse just for the experience? Oh but when I see such an elaborately carved door, and hear a mysterious ticking, and hear the word 'forbidden' it makes me want to break out my lock-picking kit... Ahhh. Yes those editions are in my room…. For… (cough) safe keeping. Many have tried. Many have walked away with 5 less digits… Are you sure it's a ticking sound? Sounds more like a heartbeat to me - or is that my own heart thumping, whether through fear or the proximity of H i'm not sure. Be still my beating heart! Can't you hear it?" I think it’s best if you come and sit down a while. I’ll get you a drink of something sweet & sticky. | |||
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"My gothic choices would be Dorian Gray, the 1931 film of Frankenstein, the illustrations of Gustave Doré, Bram Stoker's Dracula (the novel, not the film), Nosferatu, Pornography by The Cure, the essay On The Nature Of The Gothic by John Ruskin and the John Rylands Library in Manchester. The John Rylands Library genuinely deserves the word awesome! Another gothic-ish love of mine is Edward Gorey. I drew a family portrait for a friend inspired by his style. " Oh I’m keeping you too | |||
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"Seeing as we're in such a gothic location, what are everyone's favourite gothic novels/films? The Picture of Dorian Gray and most things by Edgar Allan Poe . Also, if you enjoy a gothic aesthetic, check out Christine McConnell on Instagram - she is incredibly talented and also stunning Dorian Gray is wonderful. I've seen the Poe adaptations by Roger Corman starring Vincent Price - that's the low class version I do own a hardback of The Raven and other poems with illustrations by Gustave Doré, whose work I adore. I may need to store you in my special “library” To be forever part of your special archive? I could be convinced." I shall sit on your knee and try to convince you then. | |||
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"You didnt say what was in the attic Well. No-one is sure. Every time I send a staff member to check, I’m down a staff member and up a ghost…. That makes me want to go up more haha Why do they all say that. Can I convince you to stay here? And how would you do that? I do a nice like in squishy cuddles…" hmm, a little tempted... | |||
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"You didnt say what was in the attic Well. No-one is sure. Every time I send a staff member to check, I’m down a staff member and up a ghost…. That makes me want to go up more haha Why do they all say that. Can I convince you to stay here? And how would you do that? I do a nice like in squishy cuddles… hmm, a little tempted..." Oh. Playing hard to get…. Let’s take you for a tour of the basement… | |||
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"I shall sit on your knee and try to convince you then." I can think of some other places you could sit that would improve your chances of convincing me... | |||
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"I shall sit on your knee and try to convince you then. I can think of some other places you could sit that would improve your chances of convincing me..." Oh you flirt. I would swoon, but I would hate to miss anything | |||
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