FabSwingers.com forum: Profile poetry

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Can you describe yourself in a short poem or limerick?

*or a rhyme for anyone else that joins the thread?

Me.-

I thought I’d give fab a shot

For lots of “sexy sex”, and whatnot

Five foot 8 and a bit,

A bit of a tit.

And I think I’m losing the plot.

So I hand over to the forum of mass

we’re prepared for a masterclass

Reading these posts

Amuses us most

Or we can look at some cock and some ass.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There was a similar thread not long ago.

This was my poor attempt.

She is too fussy and fickle

Her mind left in a pickle

What is a girl to do?

Ms Wyld packed her bags and logged on to fab.

Determined to try something new.

Confronted by cock like a girl in a sweet shop

She decided she would try a few.

A pick and mix of fun until she finds the one

Or just gives up and has two.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There once was a girl called Michaela,

To make you cum she'll never failya,

You want her life story?

The details are gory!

Ask nicely and she will regaleya!

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By *istyPeaksCouple
over a year ago

braintree

She knows what she seeks

Does that there, MistyPeaks.

She doesn’t like rudeness

Yet is quite prone to crudeness.

She’s short & quite funny

But NOT. A “cute” bunny

And she’s really quite pretty

(If you eyesight is shitty)

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Granny Granny Granny

Granny Granny Granny Granny Granny

Granny Granny Granny

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

My name is Piscean Dream and I have lots of protein cream.

I loves slapping bums and giving them the thumb and I think you should say ahh for me.

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By *ookie46Woman
over a year ago

Deepest darkest Peru

My name is Cookie and I love to chat

My lips are hot and my bum fat

For fun I take pics

But men ….. no dicks

Or my eyes I’ll have to cover with my hat!

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By *istyPeaksCouple
over a year ago

braintree

And one for the OP

Oh Woody, dear Woody

I want you all nuddy

Let’s start with a snog

Then we can go the whole hog

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By *ob Carpe DiemMan
over a year ago

Torquay

I must go down to the sea again to the lonely sea and the sky, and when I get there I'll take off my kit, won't that be a nice surprise

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

"And one for the OP

Oh Woody, dear Woody

I want you all nuddy

Let’s start with a snog

Then we can go the whole hog

I think she needs feeding Woody

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
over a year ago

Carlisle usually

There once was a lady called Prey

Well, perhaps not a lady per se

She loved sucking dick

To the point of worship

Breathing isn't all that anyway

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By *ob Carpe DiemMan
over a year ago

Torquay

There was a young man from Devizes..... Well I'm sure you know the rest

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

PD is ripped as fu’k

He don’t need that thing called luck.

He can make you cum

With a finger and thumb

Just promise to give him a suck

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can't think of a rhyme,

That accurately describes us this time,

Mr's not his best,

Nor is he interested in the rest,

Mrs wants more experience with a woman,

And quite frankly I'm a fan

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

"PD is ripped as fu’k

He don’t need that thing called luck.

He can make you cum

With a finger and thumb

Just promise to give him a suck

I'm framing that and putting it in the kitchen, nicest thing I've read all week

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

"There was a young man from Devizes..... Well I'm sure you know the rest "

He liked cocks of all sizes and guys in disguises?

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By *ig_eric_tionMan
over a year ago

IPSWICH

There was a big fella from Ipswich.

He can be a bit of a dipstick.

He thought he'd try swinging.

Turns out he's minging.

The ladies won't even consider it.

Left holding his own.

One hand on his phone.

Pornhub don't know what's hit it.

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

"I can't think of a rhyme,

That accurately describes us this time,

Mr's not his best,

Nor is he interested in the rest,

Mrs wants more experience with a woman,

And quite frankly I'm a fan "

We're the tempting twosome, we're lovely not gruesome.

Your wife can suck my husbands dick and then lick my clit.

We're the tempting twosome.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"There was a big fella from Ipswich.

He can be a bit of a dipstick.

He thought he'd try swinging.

Turns out he's minging.

The ladies won't even consider it.

Left holding his own.

One hand on his phone.

Pornhub don't know what's hit it.

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By *he love catsCouple
over a year ago

South Wales

Well we chose a new name of goodnight lover's,

It's because we spend most our time under the covers,

We were sick of clitcock,

For it came as a shock,

When we went for a meet,

Know one knew how to greet.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Well we chose a new name of goodnight lover's,

It's because we spend most our time under the covers,

We were sick of clitcock,

For it came as a shock,

When we went for a meet,

Know one knew how to greet."

So now when they say hi

Does It sounds like goodbye?!?!?

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

Woody is a wood master

He can make you cabinet a table or shelf.

Some days he's weird but he has an alright beard and that can of cream should be feared.

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By *he love catsCouple
over a year ago

South Wales

"Well we chose a new name of goodnight lover's,

It's because we spend most our time under the covers,

We were sick of clitcock,

For it came as a shock,

When we went for a meet,

Know one knew how to greet.

So now when they say hi

Does It sounds like goodbye?!?!?

Good night is better than hi clit and cock

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By *he love catsCouple
over a year ago

South Wales

I'm good by the way so that had to be me.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Well we chose a new name of goodnight lover's,

It's because we spend most our time under the covers,

We were sick of clitcock,

For it came as a shock,

When we went for a meet,

Know one knew how to greet.

So now when they say hi

Does It sounds like goodbye?!?!?

Good night is better than hi clit and cock

very true.

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By *ob Carpe DiemMan
over a year ago

Torquay

My all new deluxe Spunkomatic at first was bloody fantastic,

But I used it too much, it's gone hard to the touch

And it's movements are now quite erratic

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By *ig_eric_tionMan
over a year ago

IPSWICH

Misty misty give us a peak or two..

She gone crazy looking at all the dudes

Her hooters lure in the suiters

She can't decide which two ta

Make up a 3 between the sheets

Of a bed that was made for two

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There once was a man named Woody B

Who's palace of Sin has no key

Everyone was left lusting

After minutes of thrusting

He'd get up and go take a pee

(yep it's lame lol)

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