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By *naswingdress OP   Woman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

We're decorating a home as an ode to ancient mouldy custard.

What style, colour palette, etc are we using?

(Forest green upholstery in velvet to imitate mould?)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’d like to bring in b&q’s own brand paint in Andalusia for the kitchen please with a nice old style pine table complete with stains and scuffs

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

Can we get a middle finger Emoji please Fab

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can we get a middle finger Emoji please Fab "

And here’s our first volunteer to stir the custard (coloured paint!)

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By *naswingdress OP   Woman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"Can we get a middle finger Emoji please Fab "

Love you too

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

Watery yellow with furry green and grey on top

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Can we get a middle finger Emoji please Fab

And here’s our first volunteer to stir the custard (coloured paint!) "

Only over you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can we get a middle finger Emoji please Fab

And here’s our first volunteer to stir the custard (coloured paint!)

Only over you "

Can we have yellow bedsheets

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Can we get a middle finger Emoji please Fab

Love you too "

You're forgiven one last time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Woodchip for the lumps?

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Can we get a middle finger Emoji please Fab

And here’s our first volunteer to stir the custard (coloured paint!)

Only over you

Can we have yellow bedsheets "

Yes good idea.. And you can seductively eat a Banana for extra authenticity

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By *elix SightedMan
over a year ago

Cloud 8

May I suggest crumble for the driveway

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By *naswingdress OP   Woman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"May I suggest crumble for the driveway"

Ooh yes. Accents of fruit to go in the crumble. Grey washed out wood and lots of forest green

Different shades of yellow and brown to represent different types of custard?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can we get a middle finger Emoji please Fab

And here’s our first volunteer to stir the custard (coloured paint!)

Only over you

Can we have yellow bedsheets

Yes good idea.. And you can seductively eat a Banana for extra authenticity "

Ooh now you’re getting into the swing of things

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Covent Garden

Use at your discretion whatever colour, shade and hue literally makes your quim quiver to your aesthetic delight, but please kindly ensure that you use a decent paint brand such as — Farrow & Ball, Fired Earth or Sanderson etc. Avoid the cheap brands such Dulux, Crown, B&Q, Leyland, Valspar and so forth.

Cheap Tasmanian brands are best avoided.

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By *naswingdress OP   Woman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

Magnolia being a creamy white...

So custard is a creamy white...

And creamy white sounds like spunk...

Custard might get more interesting

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Magnolia being a creamy white...

So custard is a creamy white...

And creamy white sounds like spunk...

Custard might get more interesting "

Oh god Swingy

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By *naswingdress OP   Woman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

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By *olly_chromaticTV/TS
over a year ago

Stockport


"Magnolia being a creamy white...

So custard is a creamy white...

And creamy white sounds like spunk...

Custard might get more interesting

Oh god Swingy "

I've always felt that spunk is a bit more like half set egg white... Custard is only made with the egg yolks.

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By *naswingdress OP   Woman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"Magnolia being a creamy white...

So custard is a creamy white...

And creamy white sounds like spunk...

Custard might get more interesting

Oh god Swingy

I've always felt that spunk is a bit more like half set egg white... Custard is only made with the egg yolks."

Hmm. Ok. Spunky pavlova. I suppose that doesn't go well with custard.

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Magnolia being a creamy white...

So custard is a creamy white...

And creamy white sounds like spunk...

Custard might get more interesting

Oh god Swingy

I've always felt that spunk is a bit more like half set egg white... Custard is only made with the egg yolks.

Hmm. Ok. Spunky pavlova. I suppose that doesn't go well with custard."

Will this subject ever die ffs

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By *naswingdress OP   Woman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"Magnolia being a creamy white...

So custard is a creamy white...

And creamy white sounds like spunk...

Custard might get more interesting

Oh god Swingy

I've always felt that spunk is a bit more like half set egg white... Custard is only made with the egg yolks.

Hmm. Ok. Spunky pavlova. I suppose that doesn't go well with custard.

Will this subject ever die ffs "

Maybe for Easter. Like, temporarily

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Magnolia being a creamy white...

So custard is a creamy white...

And creamy white sounds like spunk...

Custard might get more interesting

Oh god Swingy

I've always felt that spunk is a bit more like half set egg white... Custard is only made with the egg yolks.

Hmm. Ok. Spunky pavlova. I suppose that doesn't go well with custard.

Will this subject ever die ffs

Maybe for Easter. Like, temporarily "

I'm honoured

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Magnolia being a creamy white...

So custard is a creamy white...

And creamy white sounds like spunk...

Custard might get more interesting

Oh god Swingy

I've always felt that spunk is a bit more like half set egg white... Custard is only made with the egg yolks.

Hmm. Ok. Spunky pavlova. I suppose that doesn't go well with custard.

Will this subject ever die ffs

Maybe for Easter. Like, temporarily

I'm honoured "

Resurrected like the good lord Jesus

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Magnolia being a creamy white...

So custard is a creamy white...

And creamy white sounds like spunk...

Custard might get more interesting

Oh god Swingy

I've always felt that spunk is a bit more like half set egg white... Custard is only made with the egg yolks.

Hmm. Ok. Spunky pavlova. I suppose that doesn't go well with custard.

Will this subject ever die ffs

Maybe for Easter. Like, temporarily

I'm honoured

Resurrected like the good lord Jesus "

Yeah Jesus Fucking Christ

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Magnolia being a creamy white...

So custard is a creamy white...

And creamy white sounds like spunk...

Custard might get more interesting

Oh god Swingy

I've always felt that spunk is a bit more like half set egg white... Custard is only made with the egg yolks.

Hmm. Ok. Spunky pavlova. I suppose that doesn't go well with custard.

Will this subject ever die ffs

Maybe for Easter. Like, temporarily

I'm honoured

Resurrected like the good lord Jesus

Yeah Jesus Fucking Christ "

Wonder if he’d have liked custard

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By *naswingdress OP   Woman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"Magnolia being a creamy white...

So custard is a creamy white...

And creamy white sounds like spunk...

Custard might get more interesting

Oh god Swingy

I've always felt that spunk is a bit more like half set egg white... Custard is only made with the egg yolks.

Hmm. Ok. Spunky pavlova. I suppose that doesn't go well with custard.

Will this subject ever die ffs

Maybe for Easter. Like, temporarily

I'm honoured

Resurrected like the good lord Jesus

Yeah Jesus Fucking Christ "

This apple crumble is my body, broken for you. This custard is...

Hang on. This is the kid's Bible. Never mind.

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By *uesswhooMan
over a year ago

Tilbury


"We're decorating a home as an ode to ancient mouldy custard.

What style, colour palette, etc are we using?

(Forest green upholstery in velvet to imitate mould?)"

Colors that resemble mold and decay, such as olive green, mustard yellow, and a muted brown, would be fitting for this theme. You could also incorporate shades of purple and burgundy to create a sense of richness and depth.

Fabrics: To imitate the texture and appearance of mouldy custard, plush velvet in a deep forest green would be perfect for upholstery. Curtains made of a sheer, netted material could add a touch of vintage elegance while also hinting at the theme.

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By *elix SightedMan
over a year ago

Cloud 8

Stale pastry from an apple pie for the flooring

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Magnolia being a creamy white...

So custard is a creamy white...

And creamy white sounds like spunk...

Custard might get more interesting

Oh god Swingy

I've always felt that spunk is a bit more like half set egg white... Custard is only made with the egg yolks.

Hmm. Ok. Spunky pavlova. I suppose that doesn't go well with custard.

Will this subject ever die ffs

Maybe for Easter. Like, temporarily

I'm honoured

Resurrected like the good lord Jesus

Yeah Jesus Fucking Christ

Wonder if he’d have liked custard "

* Face palm Emoji *

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By *naswingdress OP   Woman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

Still life oil paintings of fruit

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By *olly_chromaticTV/TS
over a year ago

Stockport


"Still life oil paintings of fruit"

Mouldy fruit...

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By *naswingdress OP   Woman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"Still life oil paintings of fruit

Mouldy fruit..."

Nah, the mould is on the custard.

Maybe postmodern mixed media art, including more velvet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"We're decorating a home as an ode to ancient mouldy custard.

What style, colour palette, etc are we using?

(Forest green upholstery in velvet to imitate mould?)

Colors that resemble mold and decay, such as olive green, mustard yellow, and a muted brown, would be fitting for this theme. You could also incorporate shades of purple and burgundy to create a sense of richness and depth.

Fabrics: To imitate the texture and appearance of mouldy custard, plush velvet in a deep forest green would be perfect for upholstery. Curtains made of a sheer, netted material could add a touch of vintage elegance while also hinting at the theme."

Bravo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This should kill the thread nicely

Dont kill or remove the damp or yellow sulpher stains on the chimney breast ,just paint over with a crappy paint and 2 bob brush and roller, job done

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We could use paper mache to create realistic lumps of mould

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