FabSwingers.com forum: ·— A Magnolious Woman

By *eroLondon OP Man
over a year ago

Mayfair

••• Considered. Enquire Within. •••

[This is the last of my silly "Looking For..." threads]

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can we have a definition please.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

What about a warm grey or a pale tan?

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *valanche1001Man
over a year ago

Leeds

Had to google that one

Good luck on your quest sir

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

Is this sexy fun with Paint ?

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll Google after. Lol

I'm down for whatever

Do cool kids say that still??

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"Is this sexy fun with Paint ?

Magnolia is sort of yellow. Is it custard?

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gosh that's a tall order.

And I'm only 5ft 3.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Is this sexy fun with Paint ?

Magnolia is sort of yellow. Is it custard?"

Oh ffs

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"Is this sexy fun with Paint ?

Magnolia is sort of yellow. Is it custard?

Oh ffs

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is this sexy fun with Paint ?

Magnolia is sort of yellow. Is it custard?"

Surprised no one’s done a custard colour paint yet

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

Big and oily?

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"••• Considered. Enquire Within. •••

[This is the last of my silly "Looking For..." threads]

If you find a magnificent lady will you promise to stop posting these threads. Please

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"Is this sexy fun with Paint ?

Magnolia is sort of yellow. Is it custard?

Surprised no one’s done a custard colour paint yet

Go to B&Q's website and look at the colour match section. Swallowtail or Sun Sparkle?

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is this sexy fun with Paint ?

Magnolia is sort of yellow. Is it custard?

Surprised no one’s done a custard colour paint yet

Go to B&Q's website and look at the colour match section. Swallowtail or Sun Sparkle?"

Ooh I’d say the goodhome Andalusia one!

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"Is this sexy fun with Paint ?

Magnolia is sort of yellow. Is it custard?

Surprised no one’s done a custard colour paint yet

Go to B&Q's website and look at the colour match section. Swallowtail or Sun Sparkle?

Ooh I’d say the goodhome Andalusia one! "

Who's got Grumpy's address? They've got a 3 for 2 sale coming up

(Dear mods I am not serious

)

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Is this sexy fun with Paint ?

Magnolia is sort of yellow. Is it custard?

Surprised no one’s done a custard colour paint yet

Knew you'd join in

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is this sexy fun with Paint ?

Magnolia is sort of yellow. Is it custard?

Surprised no one’s done a custard colour paint yet

Go to B&Q's website and look at the colour match section. Swallowtail or Sun Sparkle?

Ooh I’d say the goodhome Andalusia one!

Who's got Grumpy's address? They've got a 3 for 2 sale coming up

(Dear mods I am not serious

Someone must have

let’s turn it into custard palace

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Is this sexy fun with Paint ?

Magnolia is sort of yellow. Is it custard?

Surprised no one’s done a custard colour paint yet

Go to B&Q's website and look at the colour match section. Swallowtail or Sun Sparkle?

Ooh I’d say the goodhome Andalusia one!

Who's got Grumpy's address? They've got a 3 for 2 sale coming up

(Dear mods I am not serious

Almost nobody has my address haha

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"Is this sexy fun with Paint ?

Magnolia is sort of yellow. Is it custard?

Surprised no one’s done a custard colour paint yet

Go to B&Q's website and look at the colour match section. Swallowtail or Sun Sparkle?

Ooh I’d say the goodhome Andalusia one!

Who's got Grumpy's address? They've got a 3 for 2 sale coming up

(Dear mods I am not serious

)

Someone must have

let’s turn it into custard palace

We've been spending most our life, living in a custard paradise

(With apologies to Coolio)

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is this sexy fun with Paint ?

Magnolia is sort of yellow. Is it custard?

Surprised no one’s done a custard colour paint yet

Go to B&Q's website and look at the colour match section. Swallowtail or Sun Sparkle?

Ooh I’d say the goodhome Andalusia one!

Who's got Grumpy's address? They've got a 3 for 2 sale coming up

(Dear mods I am not serious

)

Almost nobody has my address haha

Yet

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Is this sexy fun with Paint ?

Magnolia is sort of yellow. Is it custard?

Surprised no one’s done a custard colour paint yet

Go to B&Q's website and look at the colour match section. Swallowtail or Sun Sparkle?

Ooh I’d say the goodhome Andalusia one!

Who's got Grumpy's address? They've got a 3 for 2 sale coming up

(Dear mods I am not serious

)

Almost nobody has my address haha

Yet

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is this sexy fun with Paint ?

Magnolia is sort of yellow. Is it custard?

Surprised no one’s done a custard colour paint yet

Go to B&Q's website and look at the colour match section. Swallowtail or Sun Sparkle?

Ooh I’d say the goodhome Andalusia one!

Who's got Grumpy's address? They've got a 3 for 2 sale coming up

(Dear mods I am not serious

)

Someone must have

let’s turn it into custard palace

We've been spending most our life, living in a custard paradise

(With apologies to Coolio)"

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

Never Mind Magnolious.. I'm Magnificent

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *y_CinnamonWoman
over a year ago

Hampshire

"Is this sexy fun with Paint ?

Magnolia is sort of yellow. Is it custard?

Surprised no one’s done a custard colour paint yet

Go to B&Q's website and look at the colour match section. Swallowtail or Sun Sparkle?

Ooh I’d say the goodhome Andalusia one!

Who's got Grumpy's address? They've got a 3 for 2 sale coming up

(Dear mods I am not serious

)

Someone must have

let’s turn it into custard palace

We've been spending most our life, living in a custard paradise

(With apologies to Coolio)"

Coulis-o

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *eroLondon OP Man
over a year ago

Mayfair

"Never Mind Magnolious.. I'm Magnificent

•

Thank you, oh vociferous vixen for bringing this thread back on track!

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

"Never Mind Magnolious.. I'm Magnificent

•

Thank you, oh vociferous vixen for bringing this thread back on track!

Please feel free so send me a pic, by way of gratitude

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is this sexy fun with Paint ?

Magnolia is sort of yellow. Is it custard?

Surprised no one’s done a custard colour paint yet

Go to B&Q's website and look at the colour match section. Swallowtail or Sun Sparkle?

Ooh I’d say the goodhome Andalusia one!

Who's got Grumpy's address? They've got a 3 for 2 sale coming up

(Dear mods I am not serious

)

Almost nobody has my address haha

Yet

How much is it worth to not tell them where you live?

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"Is this sexy fun with Paint ?

Magnolia is sort of yellow. Is it custard?

Surprised no one’s done a custard colour paint yet

Go to B&Q's website and look at the colour match section. Swallowtail or Sun Sparkle?

Ooh I’d say the goodhome Andalusia one!

Who's got Grumpy's address? They've got a 3 for 2 sale coming up

(Dear mods I am not serious

)

Almost nobody has my address haha

Yet

How much is it worth to not tell them where you live?

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is that a creamy white?

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Is this sexy fun with Paint ?

Magnolia is sort of yellow. Is it custard?

Surprised no one’s done a custard colour paint yet

Go to B&Q's website and look at the colour match section. Swallowtail or Sun Sparkle?

Ooh I’d say the goodhome Andalusia one!

Who's got Grumpy's address? They've got a 3 for 2 sale coming up

(Dear mods I am not serious

)

Almost nobody has my address haha

Yet

How much is it worth to not tell them where you live?

Oi keep Schtum you haha ...

Bottle of Malibu then ffs

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

Magnolious. Well, my rear was favourably compared to Helen of Troy's face yesterday. That's a truly aspirational level of magnificence

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"Never Mind Magnolious.. I'm Magnificent

•

Thank you, oh vociferous vixen for bringing this thread back on track!

I did try to do a similar thing earlier in the thread

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

"I did try to do a similar thing earlier in the thread

She did ^

But it's hard to compete with Grumpy's custard

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *eroLondon OP Man
over a year ago

Mayfair

"Can we have a definition please.

Gôôgle is your... nemesis.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *eroLondon OP Man
over a year ago

Mayfair

"What about a warm grey or a pale tan?"

•

If they're jaundiced or anaemic then of course. I don't discriminate.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *eroLondon OP Man
over a year ago

Mayfair

"Had to google that one

Good luck on your quest sir

You're too kind, a gentleman and a scholar.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *eroLondon OP Man
over a year ago

Mayfair

"Gosh that's a tall order.

And I'm only 5ft 3."

•

I hanker for the dímuniåtive variety. You're very cryptic.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *eliWoman
over a year ago

As you already know following the souring of our happy matrimony state, I'm far from magnificent.

Absolutely awful really.

I'll cheer you on in your quest though, Fair Nerolot.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *eroLondon OP Man
over a year ago

Mayfair

"As you already know following the souring of our happy matrimony state, I'm far from magnificent.

Absolutely awful really.

I'll cheer you on in your quest though, Fair Nerolot.

•

I still have regrets.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania

"Never Mind Magnolious.. I'm Magnificent

•

Thank you, oh vociferous vixen for bringing this thread back on track!

I did try to do a similar thing earlier in the thread

You're unappreciated in your time.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania

Well! If it's magnolious you're after, then look no further.

At 6ft3 in my sexiest heels, with a bedroom smile and legs that go all the way up, I'm the very definition of magnificent!

My hat is in the ring for one more roll of the Nero dice!

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"Never Mind Magnolious.. I'm Magnificent

•

Thank you, oh vociferous vixen for bringing this thread back on track!

I did try to do a similar thing earlier in the thread

You're unappreciated in your time.

Sometimes darling. Sometimes. Ah well. This magnificent woman has other fish to fry

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ildbillkidMan
over a year ago

where the road goes on forever

https://youtu.be/zachNKsJDJY magnolia - Poco, written by jj cale

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *eroLondon OP Man
over a year ago

Mayfair

"Never Mind Magnolious.. I'm Magnificent

•

Thank you, oh vociferous vixen for bringing this thread back on track!

I did try to do a similar thing earlier in the thread

•

That's the first time you've given me a roly êyê!

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *eroLondon OP Man
over a year ago

Mayfair

One final call before this is closed.... permanently.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Never Mind Magnolious.. I'm Magnificent

•

Thank you, oh vociferous vixen for bringing this thread back on track!

I did try to do a similar thing earlier in the thread

You're unappreciated in your time.

Sometimes darling. Sometimes. Ah well. This magnificent woman has other fish to fry

Not too keen in fried fish, any other recipes?

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *affeine DuskMan
over a year ago

Caerphilly

That's a pretty word Nero, is that like a woman who looks like Tom Cruise but floppy hair Tom Cruise, like more MI:2 than the original MI, and says bad words and then does a little cry while Aimee Mann plays?

If so, in

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"Never Mind Magnolious.. I'm Magnificent

•

Thank you, oh vociferous vixen for bringing this thread back on track!

I did try to do a similar thing earlier in the thread

You're unappreciated in your time.

Sometimes darling. Sometimes. Ah well. This magnificent woman has other fish to fry

Not too keen in fried fish, any other recipes?"

Battered sausage?

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"That's a pretty word Nero, is that like a woman who looks like Tom Cruise but floppy hair Tom Cruise, like more MI:2 than the original MI, and says bad words and then does a little cry while Aimee Mann plays?

If so, in

Does that mean you’re looking for Tom Cruise?

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania

"Never Mind Magnolious.. I'm Magnificent

•

Thank you, oh vociferous vixen for bringing this thread back on track!

I did try to do a similar thing earlier in the thread

You're unappreciated in your time.

Sometimes darling. Sometimes. Ah well. This magnificent woman has other fish to fry

Not too keen in fried fish, any other recipes?

Battered sausage?

Not sure he'd enjoy having his sausage battered, though!

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *affeine DuskMan
over a year ago

Caerphilly

If so, in

Does that mean you’re looking for Tom Cruise?

Yes it does, I would like him to dance on my dong like it's Oprah's sofa, wow I'm hitting some vintage references today!

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

If so, in

Does that mean you’re looking for Tom Cruise?

Yes it does, I would like him to dance on my dong like it's Oprah's sofa, wow I'm hitting some vintage references today!"

Vintage yes. But really good ones

Can I watch. Please

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *eroLondon OP Man
over a year ago

Mayfair

If so, in

•

@Cafdu: you're the only thing that's prettier than my coloured language.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I just can't believe this is your last one..... Encore, encore please, please we want more

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is this sexy fun with Paint ?

Magnolia is sort of yellow. Is it custard?

Surprised no one’s done a custard colour paint yet

Go to B&Q's website and look at the colour match section. Swallowtail or Sun Sparkle?

Ooh I’d say the goodhome Andalusia one!

Who's got Grumpy's address? They've got a 3 for 2 sale coming up

(Dear mods I am not serious

)

Someone must have

let’s turn it into custard palace

We've been spending most our life, living in a custard paradise

(With apologies to Coolio)

Coulis-o"

Slow clap. Bravo that lady. Bravo

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *olly_chromaticTV/TS
over a year ago

Bradford and Stockport

"Is this sexy fun with Paint ?

Magnolia is sort of yellow. Is it custard?

Surprised no one’s done a custard colour paint yet

I've got a spare bedroom with bright yellow walls. Though it's maybe more like being bathed in sunshine than it is like being bathed in custard,

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *eroLondon OP Man
over a year ago

Mayfair

"I just can't believe this is your last one..... Encore, encore please, please we want more

•

Nah

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

Post new Message to Thread

·— A Magnolious Woman —·