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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair

••• Considered. Enquire Within. •••

[This is the last of my silly "Looking For..." threads]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can we have a definition please.

F

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

What about a warm grey or a pale tan?

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By *valanche1001Man
over a year ago

Leeds

Had to google that one

Good luck on your quest sir

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

Is this sexy fun with Paint ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll Google after. Lol

I'm down for whatever

Do cool kids say that still??

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"Is this sexy fun with Paint ? "

Magnolia is sort of yellow. Is it custard?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gosh that's a tall order.

And I'm only 5ft 3.

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Is this sexy fun with Paint ?

Magnolia is sort of yellow. Is it custard?"

Oh ffs

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"Is this sexy fun with Paint ?

Magnolia is sort of yellow. Is it custard?

Oh ffs "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is this sexy fun with Paint ?

Magnolia is sort of yellow. Is it custard?"

Surprised no one’s done a custard colour paint yet

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

Big and oily?

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"••• Considered. Enquire Within. •••

[This is the last of my silly "Looking For..." threads]

"

If you find a magnificent lady will you promise to stop posting these threads. Please

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"Is this sexy fun with Paint ?

Magnolia is sort of yellow. Is it custard?

Surprised no one’s done a custard colour paint yet "

Go to B&Q's website and look at the colour match section. Swallowtail or Sun Sparkle?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is this sexy fun with Paint ?

Magnolia is sort of yellow. Is it custard?

Surprised no one’s done a custard colour paint yet

Go to B&Q's website and look at the colour match section. Swallowtail or Sun Sparkle?"

Ooh I’d say the goodhome Andalusia one!

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"Is this sexy fun with Paint ?

Magnolia is sort of yellow. Is it custard?

Surprised no one’s done a custard colour paint yet

Go to B&Q's website and look at the colour match section. Swallowtail or Sun Sparkle?

Ooh I’d say the goodhome Andalusia one! "

Who's got Grumpy's address? They've got a 3 for 2 sale coming up

(Dear mods I am not serious )

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Is this sexy fun with Paint ?

Magnolia is sort of yellow. Is it custard?

Surprised no one’s done a custard colour paint yet "

Knew you'd join in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is this sexy fun with Paint ?

Magnolia is sort of yellow. Is it custard?

Surprised no one’s done a custard colour paint yet

Go to B&Q's website and look at the colour match section. Swallowtail or Sun Sparkle?

Ooh I’d say the goodhome Andalusia one!

Who's got Grumpy's address? They've got a 3 for 2 sale coming up

(Dear mods I am not serious )"

Someone must have let’s turn it into custard palace

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Is this sexy fun with Paint ?

Magnolia is sort of yellow. Is it custard?

Surprised no one’s done a custard colour paint yet

Go to B&Q's website and look at the colour match section. Swallowtail or Sun Sparkle?

Ooh I’d say the goodhome Andalusia one!

Who's got Grumpy's address? They've got a 3 for 2 sale coming up

(Dear mods I am not serious )"

Almost nobody has my address haha

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"Is this sexy fun with Paint ?

Magnolia is sort of yellow. Is it custard?

Surprised no one’s done a custard colour paint yet

Go to B&Q's website and look at the colour match section. Swallowtail or Sun Sparkle?

Ooh I’d say the goodhome Andalusia one!

Who's got Grumpy's address? They've got a 3 for 2 sale coming up

(Dear mods I am not serious )

Someone must have let’s turn it into custard palace "

We've been spending most our life, living in a custard paradise

(With apologies to Coolio)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is this sexy fun with Paint ?

Magnolia is sort of yellow. Is it custard?

Surprised no one’s done a custard colour paint yet

Go to B&Q's website and look at the colour match section. Swallowtail or Sun Sparkle?

Ooh I’d say the goodhome Andalusia one!

Who's got Grumpy's address? They've got a 3 for 2 sale coming up

(Dear mods I am not serious )

Almost nobody has my address haha "

Yet

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Is this sexy fun with Paint ?

Magnolia is sort of yellow. Is it custard?

Surprised no one’s done a custard colour paint yet

Go to B&Q's website and look at the colour match section. Swallowtail or Sun Sparkle?

Ooh I’d say the goodhome Andalusia one!

Who's got Grumpy's address? They've got a 3 for 2 sale coming up

(Dear mods I am not serious )

Almost nobody has my address haha

Yet "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is this sexy fun with Paint ?

Magnolia is sort of yellow. Is it custard?

Surprised no one’s done a custard colour paint yet

Go to B&Q's website and look at the colour match section. Swallowtail or Sun Sparkle?

Ooh I’d say the goodhome Andalusia one!

Who's got Grumpy's address? They've got a 3 for 2 sale coming up

(Dear mods I am not serious )

Someone must have let’s turn it into custard palace

We've been spending most our life, living in a custard paradise

(With apologies to Coolio)"

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

Never Mind Magnolious.. I'm Magnificent

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By *inger_SnapWoman
over a year ago

Hampshire/Dorset


"Is this sexy fun with Paint ?

Magnolia is sort of yellow. Is it custard?

Surprised no one’s done a custard colour paint yet

Go to B&Q's website and look at the colour match section. Swallowtail or Sun Sparkle?

Ooh I’d say the goodhome Andalusia one!

Who's got Grumpy's address? They've got a 3 for 2 sale coming up

(Dear mods I am not serious )

Someone must have let’s turn it into custard palace

We've been spending most our life, living in a custard paradise

(With apologies to Coolio)"

Coulis-o

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Never Mind Magnolious.. I'm Magnificent "

Thank you, oh vociferous vixen for bringing this thread back on track!

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville


"Never Mind Magnolious.. I'm Magnificent

Thank you, oh vociferous vixen for bringing this thread back on track! "

Please feel free so send me a pic, by way of gratitude

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is this sexy fun with Paint ?

Magnolia is sort of yellow. Is it custard?

Surprised no one’s done a custard colour paint yet

Go to B&Q's website and look at the colour match section. Swallowtail or Sun Sparkle?

Ooh I’d say the goodhome Andalusia one!

Who's got Grumpy's address? They've got a 3 for 2 sale coming up

(Dear mods I am not serious )

Almost nobody has my address haha

Yet

"

How much is it worth to not tell them where you live?

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"Is this sexy fun with Paint ?

Magnolia is sort of yellow. Is it custard?

Surprised no one’s done a custard colour paint yet

Go to B&Q's website and look at the colour match section. Swallowtail or Sun Sparkle?

Ooh I’d say the goodhome Andalusia one!

Who's got Grumpy's address? They've got a 3 for 2 sale coming up

(Dear mods I am not serious )

Almost nobody has my address haha

Yet

How much is it worth to not tell them where you live? "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is that a creamy white?

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Is this sexy fun with Paint ?

Magnolia is sort of yellow. Is it custard?

Surprised no one’s done a custard colour paint yet

Go to B&Q's website and look at the colour match section. Swallowtail or Sun Sparkle?

Ooh I’d say the goodhome Andalusia one!

Who's got Grumpy's address? They've got a 3 for 2 sale coming up

(Dear mods I am not serious )

Almost nobody has my address haha

Yet

How much is it worth to not tell them where you live? "

Oi keep Schtum you haha ...

Bottle of Malibu then ffs

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

Magnolious. Well, my rear was favourably compared to Helen of Troy's face yesterday. That's a truly aspirational level of magnificence

J

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"Never Mind Magnolious.. I'm Magnificent

Thank you, oh vociferous vixen for bringing this thread back on track! "

I did try to do a similar thing earlier in the thread

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish


"I did try to do a similar thing earlier in the thread "

She did ^

But it's hard to compete with Grumpy's custard

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Can we have a definition please.

F"

°

Gôôgle is your... nemesis.

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"What about a warm grey or a pale tan?"

If they're jaundiced or anaemic then of course. I don't discriminate.

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Had to google that one

Good luck on your quest sir "

°

You're too kind, a gentleman and a scholar.

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Gosh that's a tall order.

And I'm only 5ft 3."

I hanker for the dímuniåtive variety. You're very cryptic.

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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As you already know following the souring of our happy matrimony state, I'm far from magnificent.

Absolutely awful really.

I'll cheer you on in your quest though, Fair Nerolot.

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"As you already know following the souring of our happy matrimony state, I'm far from magnificent.

Absolutely awful really.

I'll cheer you on in your quest though, Fair Nerolot.

"

I still have regrets.

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania


"Never Mind Magnolious.. I'm Magnificent

Thank you, oh vociferous vixen for bringing this thread back on track!

I did try to do a similar thing earlier in the thread "

You're unappreciated in your time.

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania

Well! If it's magnolious you're after, then look no further.

At 6ft3 in my sexiest heels, with a bedroom smile and legs that go all the way up, I'm the very definition of magnificent!

My hat is in the ring for one more roll of the Nero dice!

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"Never Mind Magnolious.. I'm Magnificent

Thank you, oh vociferous vixen for bringing this thread back on track!

I did try to do a similar thing earlier in the thread

You're unappreciated in your time.

"

Sometimes darling. Sometimes. Ah well. This magnificent woman has other fish to fry

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By *ildbillkidMan
over a year ago

where the road goes on forever

https://youtu.be/zachNKsJDJY magnolia - Poco, written by jj cale

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Never Mind Magnolious.. I'm Magnificent

Thank you, oh vociferous vixen for bringing this thread back on track!

I did try to do a similar thing earlier in the thread "

That's the first time you've given me a roly êyê!

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair

One final call before this is closed.... permanently.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Never Mind Magnolious.. I'm Magnificent

Thank you, oh vociferous vixen for bringing this thread back on track!

I did try to do a similar thing earlier in the thread

You're unappreciated in your time.

Sometimes darling. Sometimes. Ah well. This magnificent woman has other fish to fry "

Not too keen in fried fish, any other recipes?

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By *affeine DuskMan
over a year ago

Caerphilly

That's a pretty word Nero, is that like a woman who looks like Tom Cruise but floppy hair Tom Cruise, like more MI:2 than the original MI, and says bad words and then does a little cry while Aimee Mann plays?

If so, in

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"Never Mind Magnolious.. I'm Magnificent

Thank you, oh vociferous vixen for bringing this thread back on track!

I did try to do a similar thing earlier in the thread

You're unappreciated in your time.

Sometimes darling. Sometimes. Ah well. This magnificent woman has other fish to fry

Not too keen in fried fish, any other recipes?"

Battered sausage?

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"That's a pretty word Nero, is that like a woman who looks like Tom Cruise but floppy hair Tom Cruise, like more MI:2 than the original MI, and says bad words and then does a little cry while Aimee Mann plays?

If so, in "

Does that mean you’re looking for Tom Cruise?

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania


"Never Mind Magnolious.. I'm Magnificent

Thank you, oh vociferous vixen for bringing this thread back on track!

I did try to do a similar thing earlier in the thread

You're unappreciated in your time.

Sometimes darling. Sometimes. Ah well. This magnificent woman has other fish to fry

Not too keen in fried fish, any other recipes?

Battered sausage? "

Not sure he'd enjoy having his sausage battered, though!

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By *affeine DuskMan
over a year ago

Caerphilly


"That's a pretty word Nero, is that like a woman who looks like Tom Cruise but floppy hair Tom Cruise, like more MI:2 than the original MI, and says bad words and then does a little cry while Aimee Mann plays?

If so, in

Does that mean you’re looking for Tom Cruise? "

Yes it does, I would like him to dance on my dong like it's Oprah's sofa, wow I'm hitting some vintage references today!

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"That's a pretty word Nero, is that like a woman who looks like Tom Cruise but floppy hair Tom Cruise, like more MI:2 than the original MI, and says bad words and then does a little cry while Aimee Mann plays?

If so, in

Does that mean you’re looking for Tom Cruise?

Yes it does, I would like him to dance on my dong like it's Oprah's sofa, wow I'm hitting some vintage references today!"

Vintage yes. But really good ones

Can I watch. Please

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"That's a pretty word Nero, is that like a woman who looks like Tom Cruise but floppy hair Tom Cruise, like more MI:2 than the original MI, and says bad words and then does a little cry while Aimee Mann plays?

If so, in "

@Cafdu: you're the only thing that's prettier than my coloured language.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I just can't believe this is your last one..... Encore, encore please, please we want more

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is this sexy fun with Paint ?

Magnolia is sort of yellow. Is it custard?

Surprised no one’s done a custard colour paint yet

Go to B&Q's website and look at the colour match section. Swallowtail or Sun Sparkle?

Ooh I’d say the goodhome Andalusia one!

Who's got Grumpy's address? They've got a 3 for 2 sale coming up

(Dear mods I am not serious )

Someone must have let’s turn it into custard palace

We've been spending most our life, living in a custard paradise

(With apologies to Coolio)

Coulis-o"

Slow clap. Bravo that lady. Bravo

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By *olly_chromaticTV/TS
over a year ago

Ilkley


"Is this sexy fun with Paint ?

Magnolia is sort of yellow. Is it custard?

Surprised no one’s done a custard colour paint yet "

I've got a spare bedroom with bright yellow walls. Though it's maybe more like being bathed in sunshine than it is like being bathed in custard,

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"I just can't believe this is your last one..... Encore, encore please, please we want more "

Nah

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