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By *ull English with tea OP   Man
over a year ago

London

Suggestions welcome, it’s got to make me look cool and edgy and make people want to sleep with me instantly. Thank you!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

VVVWE 12 inch pork sword

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'MASOD!

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

69 Shades of Grey

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By *.D.I.D.A.SMan
over a year ago

London/Essex... ish... Romford to be exact

How about 'cool and edgy'?

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

Freediver with 10” tongue

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"VVVWE 12 inch pork sword "

Or is that what you're wishing?

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

Gilbert the grower/ Sebastian the shower

The mr

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By *ookie46Woman
over a year ago

Deepest darkest Peru

Jeez I gave you one before Christmas

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"VVVWE 12 inch pork sword

Or is that what you're wishing? "

Christ no, I like my internal organs where they’re meant to be

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By *acDreamyMan
over a year ago

Wirral

Something enigmatic like "Bob"

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By *ull English with tea OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"VVVWE 12 inch pork sword

Or is that what you're wishing? "

She’ll be massively disappointed if that’s the case!

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By *ull English with tea OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"How about 'cool and edgy'? "

I like what you did there!

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By *ull English with tea OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"I'MASOD!

"

Charming!

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By *ull English with tea OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Jeez I gave you one before Christmas "

Too formal

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dirk Diggler!!!

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By *hrista BellendWoman
over a year ago

surrounded by twinkly lights

SuckMyDick

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By *istyPeaksCouple
over a year ago

braintree

KnobHead

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By *estarossa.Woman
over a year ago

Flagrante

Steak Bake!

Us bitches will be drooling!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

DoggingDaveDepravedToTheGrave

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By *elix SightedMan
over a year ago

Cloud 8


"Suggestions welcome, it’s got to make me look cool and edgy and make people want to sleep with me instantly. Thank you! "

MassivePussyPounderStudmuffin69

“Makes you squirt whether you want to or not”

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"VVVWE 12 inch pork sword

Or is that what you're wishing?

She’ll be massively disappointed if that’s the case! "

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By *ull English with tea OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Suggestions welcome, it’s got to make me look cool and edgy and make people want to sleep with me instantly. Thank you!

MassivePussyPounderStudmuffin69

“Makes you squirt whether you want to or not”"

The strap line is good

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Continental breakfast with coffee?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

StudlyScrewRight

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By *ull English with tea OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Continental breakfast with coffee?"

I like it, makes me sound sophisticated!

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By *ndisMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

And don't forget to add deodorant bottle and cock pics! You will be fighting them off.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

'Suckingthisburnscalories'

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By *ou only live onceMan
over a year ago

London

Shamelessly here to steal ideas the OP rejects (his sloppy seconds, if you will) as I'm long overdue a change too.

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By *hroatQueen_CATV/TS
over a year ago

Carlisle

Dirk Diggler? He has a massive winkle.

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

Lynx Africa Man...

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By *hroatQueen_CATV/TS
over a year ago

Carlisle


"Dirk Diggler? He has a massive winkle. "
#BoogieNights

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By *ull English with tea OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Shamelessly here to steal ideas the OP rejects (his sloppy seconds, if you will) as I'm long overdue a change too."

You are welcome to MassivePussyPounderStudmuffin69

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

TwatHandcock (Matt Hancock)

I'll get me coat

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By *ou only live onceMan
over a year ago

London


"Shamelessly here to steal ideas the OP rejects (his sloppy seconds, if you will) as I'm long overdue a change too.

You are welcome to MassivePussyPounderStudmuffin69"

Like it, sold!

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By *opetop4UMan
over a year ago

Aberdeen

007 inches

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cock made of cake

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By *ormerWelshcouple2020Man
over a year ago

Stourbridge

Full English with tea, No sugar.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bacon sandwich? Gives an impression of a more grab and go man, rather than a sit down and eat man.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Jeez I gave you one before Christmas "

(yes but what about a name?)

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By *ucka39Man
over a year ago

Newcastle

Just change the tea to crumpet

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By *ull English with tea OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Full English with tea, No sugar. "

I’m sweet enough as it is - like it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Continental breakfast with coffee?

I like it, makes me sound sophisticated! "

Of just go for 'croissant' or if Chicken's VVVVWE 12inch is to be beat 'baguette'

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By *inballs99Man
over a year ago

Blackheath

Change the tea to cold fruit juice!

Works every time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lose the tea, instant turn off.

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By *ucka39Man
over a year ago

Newcastle

Full English easy on the sausage

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania

"Millionaire Spy Sex Machine"

(MSSM for short).

Cool, edgy, accomplished in bed, and with a bank balance and lifestyle that will convince the waverers.

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania


""Millionaire Spy Sex Machine"

(MSSM for short).

Cool, edgy, accomplished in bed, and with a bank balance and lifestyle that will convince the waverers.

"

* That's so good, I'm thinking of sleeping with you!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Cock made of cake"

Steady, he really will have to fight them off with a stick, lol

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By *odgerMooreMan
over a year ago

Fulwood

Roddy Lovelance

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By *imi_RougeWoman
over a year ago

Portsmouth

Freshly_squeezed_OJ

Sausage_bacon_and_seggs

All_Butt-er_croissant

Cereal_killer

Scrambled_seggs_and_toast

Hot_butt-ered_crumpet

I'm just going with the breakfast theme

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By *ormerWelshcouple2020Man
over a year ago

Stourbridge

Special K.

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By *elix SightedMan
over a year ago

Cloud 8


"Shamelessly here to steal ideas the OP rejects (his sloppy seconds, if you will) as I'm long overdue a change too.

You are welcome to MassivePussyPounderStudmuffin69"

How rude!! I spent ages crafting that.

Alternatives:

Glitterballs

Jesus

I like a fact hunt

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"Suggestions welcome, it’s got to make me look cool and edgy and make people want to sleep with me instantly. Thank you! "

IceBladeDiazepam

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By *odgerMooreMan
over a year ago

Fulwood

Seems Clitbanger69 is gone!!! Unlucky…

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By *iss Boot LoverTV/TS
over a year ago

Tetbury


"Suggestions welcome, it’s got to make me look cool and edgy and make people want to sleep with me instantly. Thank you! "

I know you are not looking for blokes in dresses but I love your profile. Bravo sir, bravo.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Marmite Man , they'll either love you or hate you

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By *ull English with tea OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Suggestions welcome, it’s got to make me look cool and edgy and make people want to sleep with me instantly. Thank you!

I know you are not looking for blokes in dresses but I love your profile. Bravo sir, bravo."

Thank you, very kind!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

BaconMakesEverythingGood

Pessimisticly optimistic

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Enas eht Oknow

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How about Earl Grey?? Keeps the link with tea, subconscious reference to 50 shades and also has a whiff of the upper classes!! Or am I overthinking things and you should go with Harry Hardhat??

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By *rder66Man
over a year ago

Tatooine

Cum snatcher

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't need teeth to eat my beef?

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By *elvet RopeMan
over a year ago

by the big field


"it’s got to make me look cool and edgy "

Fridge Magnet?

bit like a fanny magnet, but being on a fridge, its obviously cooler

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss

Iced Octagon

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By *tylebender03Man
over a year ago

Manchester

Dick Dastardly

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

I said .....

IceBladeDiazepam

Then the internet stopped.

It's over

Stop trying

He sees....

He is happy ....

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