FabSwingers.com forum: An ode to the lurkers.

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Come in in and pull up a chair and post your introductions.

For those that are not really prolific posters or those that read but don’t reply to the ramblings of the lounge forum, here’s your chance to say HELLO and possibly connect and make a new online friend or even get some attention to your profile.

We need more people around, it’s not an orgy without more people.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

HELLO

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By *ris GrayMan
over a year ago

Dorchester

I rarely post in forums so I'm in

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"HELLO"

Sorry. I couldn’t hear you over the volume of your sarcasm.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Come in in and pull up a chair and post your introductions.

We need more people around, it’s not an orgy without more people.

Will they though? They might prefer to lurk and then use the post material to send private messages to the postee instead of joining in the fabulous frolicking forum

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By *elpful and caringMan
over a year ago

Scarborough

Can I just watch?

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By *icked Game You PlayMan
over a year ago

Perth

Hello

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

I'm just here to wank over the lurkers

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Come in in and pull up a chair and post your introductions.

We need more people around, it’s not an orgy without more people.

Will they though? They might prefer to lurk and then use the post material to send private messages to the postee instead of joining in the fabulous frolicking forum

So all the orgies are going on in private? Go figure

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hi I lurk a lot, post a little and I've already made a lovely friend off here.

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Covent Garden

I'm still relatively new and getting a feel of this place.

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

I get quite a few lurkers message me as they are to nervous to post in the forums

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By *elix SightedMan
over a year ago

Cloud 8

It’s always nice to welcome new people into the forums. It wasn’t that long ago I was a newbie.

The initiation wasn’t *too* emotionally scarring so, come, join us!

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By *icked Game You PlayMan
over a year ago

Perth

"I get quite a few lurkers message me as they are to nervous to post in the forums"
did they tell you that?

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By *educing_EmCouple
over a year ago

Tipperary

"I'm just here to wank over the lurkers "

I'm jealous

can I pretend I've never posted in the forums before

if nobody saw me I might get away with it

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

Did someone mention an orgy?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I get quite a few lurkers message me as they are to nervous to post in the forums"

Is this a good thing or bad thing?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Did someone mention an orgy?

It was mentioned.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I lurk more than my husband now.

I think you all like him more than me

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"Did someone mention an orgy?

It was mentioned.

Excellent. I like those

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Come in in and pull up a chair and post your introductions.

We need more people around, it’s not an orgy without more people.

Will they though? They might prefer to lurk and then use the post material to send private messages to the postee instead of joining in the fabulous frolicking forum

So all the orgies are going on in private? Go figure

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No orgy here my cat would would get no peace (interpret that how you want lol)

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By *elix SightedMan
over a year ago

Cloud 8

"Did someone mention an orgy?

Ha! I love the idea that somewhere in the UK your ears pricked up and you thought “Someone just typed the word orgy! Must. Get. Online.”

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"I lurk more than my husband now.

I think you all like him more than me

I don’t

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"Did someone mention an orgy?

Ha! I love the idea that somewhere in the UK your ears pricked up and you thought “Someone just typed the word orgy! Must. Get. Online.”"

Hhhmmm… something else seemed to twinge. Not just my ears

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Did someone mention an orgy?

It was mentioned.

Excellent. I like those

Never been in one. I’m waiting for an invite….

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By *elix SightedMan
over a year ago

Cloud 8

"Did someone mention an orgy?

Ha! I love the idea that somewhere in the UK your ears pricked up and you thought “Someone just typed the word orgy! Must. Get. Online.”

Hhhmmm… something else seemed to twinge. Not just my ears

This is a fabulous revelation!!! What body parts twinge at the mention of which words?

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

"I get quite a few lurkers message me as they are to nervous to post in the forums

Is this a good thing or bad thing?"
It's not a bad thing if they have something decent to say

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I lurk more than my husband now.

I think you all like him more than me

ALL is such a strong assumption.

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"Did someone mention an orgy?

It was mentioned.

Excellent. I like those

Never been in one. I’m waiting for an invite….

If you book them they will come

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By *amdenfunMan
over a year ago

London

Why not lurk? Why is this post different from all other posts?

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

"I'm just here to wank over the lurkers

I'm jealous

can I pretend I've never posted in the forums before

if nobody saw me I might get away with it

But I already wanked over your butt today, more wanks will happen

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Why not lurk? Why is this post different from all other posts?"

Why do you think it’s not different to the others?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why not lurk? Why is this post different from all other posts?"

Because woody said so

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

"Why not lurk? Why is this post different from all other posts?"

Every match may be similar but they're all different

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By *ummerOfLoveMan
over a year ago

Birmingham

HELLO !

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By *errocaWoman
over a year ago

Shropshire

One foot in, one foot out.

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"One foot in, one foot out. "

Shake it all about?

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By *errocaWoman
over a year ago

Shropshire

"One foot in, one foot out.

Shake it all about?

Only the left leg

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

"One foot in, one foot out.

Shake it all about?

Only the left leg"

I was talking about putting feet in places they shouldn't go with someone earlier

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By *B69Woman
over a year ago

Wiltshire

I’m happy lurking and adding a little every now and then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"HELLO !"

HELLO back lol

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By *errocaWoman
over a year ago

Shropshire

"One foot in, one foot out.

Shake it all about?

Only the left leg

I was talking about putting feet in places they shouldn't go with someone earlier

Such as.. Like barefooted in the garden, standing on a slug?

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

"One foot in, one foot out.

Shake it all about?

Only the left leg

I was talking about putting feet in places they shouldn't go with someone earlier

Such as.. Like barefooted in the garden, standing on a slug? "

Not quite

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By *errocaWoman
over a year ago

Shropshire

"One foot in, one foot out.

Shake it all about?

Only the left leg

I was talking about putting feet in places they shouldn't go with someone earlier

Such as.. Like barefooted in the garden, standing on a slug?

Not quite

Would you rather stand on a slug or lego? Now that's a question...

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By *educing_EmCouple
over a year ago

Tipperary

"One foot in, one foot out.

Shake it all about?

Only the left leg

I was talking about putting feet in places they shouldn't go with someone earlier

Must've been a weird person

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By *ezebel100Woman
over a year ago

Birmingham

I'm a lurker as still a bit of a newbie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hello

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

"One foot in, one foot out.

Shake it all about?

Only the left leg

I was talking about putting feet in places they shouldn't go with someone earlier

Such as.. Like barefooted in the garden, standing on a slug?

Not quite

Would you rather stand on a slug or lego? Now that's a question... "

Slug, lego really hurts

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

"One foot in, one foot out.

Shake it all about?

Only the left leg

I was talking about putting feet in places they shouldn't go with someone earlier

Must've been a weird person

Oh she's a bit weird, has a great body though

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By *educing_EmCouple
over a year ago

Tipperary

"I'm a lurker as still a bit of a newbie"

Hello Jezebel, we/I'm quite new too(it's always me on the forums)

Em x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I lurk more than my husband now.

I think you all like him more than me

I don’t

You were tweeting a different tune last night LB

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"I lurk more than my husband now.

I think you all like him more than me

I don’t

You were tweeting a different tune last night LB

That’s so not true

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I lurk more than my husband now.

I think you all like him more than me

I don’t

You were tweeting a different tune last night LB

That’s so not true

I don't even think we've conversed in the forums, once I've sussed you all out nobody will be safe though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think nearly everyone on this thread needs disqualifying. Lurkers my arse

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By *istyPeaksCouple
over a year ago

braintree

I would join in, but I’m really shy

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

"I think nearly everyone on this thread needs disqualifying. Lurkers my arse

I'm sure some have

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"I lurk more than my husband now.

I think you all like him more than me

I don’t

You were tweeting a different tune last night LB

That’s so not true

I don't even think we've conversed in the forums, once I've sussed you all out nobody will be safe though

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"I think nearly everyone on this thread needs disqualifying. Lurkers my arse

Is that a new kink?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We regularly post on the forum, this is actually a great thread well done OP all welcome

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By *elix SightedMan
over a year ago

Cloud 8

Welcome to all the new or occasional posters!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm a lurker as still a bit of a newbie"

Hello!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hello "

Hello

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm a lurker as still a bit of a newbie

Hello Jezebel, we/I'm quite new too(it's always me on the forums)

Em x"

Did you get your wine lol x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Howdy y'all!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Does this work in reverse? To recede into the background an unobtrusively errr lurk?

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By *hoirCouple
over a year ago

Clacton/Bury St. Edmunds

"HELLO"

IS IT ME YOU'RE LOOKING FOR

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Does this work in reverse? To recede into the background an unobtrusively errr lurk? "

This could be it…..

I’m out.

Or do I say I’m in, to be out?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"We regularly post on the forum, this is actually a great thread well done OP all welcome "

It’s attracted everyone that posts regularly.

I don’t quite know what I succeeded at.

^my leaving speach at college.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"I'm just here to wank over the lurkers "

Not lurk over the wankers?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"We regularly post on the forum, this is actually a great thread well done OP all welcome

It’s attracted everyone that posts regularly.

I don’t quite know what I succeeded at.

^my leaving speach at college.

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

"I'm just here to wank over the lurkers

Not lurk over the wankers?"

No as I don't know if they're wankers or not

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm just here to wank over the lurkers

Not lurk over the wankers?"

Is a wanking lurker a wurker?

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By *iger Tongue 84Man
over a year ago

that place

Fish outta water here, Someone throw me in!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm just here to wank over the lurkers

Not lurk over the wankers?

Is a wanking lurker a wurker? "

Wanking over workers?

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By *ildbillkidMan
over a year ago

where the road goes on forever

I used to lurk

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm just here to wank over the lurkers

Not lurk over the wankers?

Is a wanking lurker a wurker?

Wanking over workers?

I could do that. Pop up occasionally with a witty contribution then lurk again. Might call it submarining.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm just here to wank over the lurkers

Not lurk over the wankers?

Is a wanking lurker a wurker?

Wanking over workers?

I could do that. Pop up occasionally with a witty contribution then lurk again. Might call it submarining. "

Prairie dogging?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm just here to wank over the lurkers

Not lurk over the wankers?

Is a wanking lurker a wurker?

Wanking over workers?

I could do that. Pop up occasionally with a witty contribution then lurk again. Might call it submarining.

Prairie dogging? "

But I want to *ping*

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm just here to wank over the lurkers

Not lurk over the wankers?

Is a wanking lurker a wurker?

Wanking over workers?

I could do that. Pop up occasionally with a witty contribution then lurk again. Might call it submarining.

Prairie dogging?

But I want to *ping* "

Is *p’ing the same as *sqr’ting?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I used to lurk"

But now?

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By *mateur100Man
over a year ago

nr faversham

"HELLO"

Hello to the lady with lovely pics

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm just here to wank over the lurkers

Not lurk over the wankers?

Is a wanking lurker a wurker?

Wanking over workers?

I could do that. Pop up occasionally with a witty contribution then lurk again. Might call it submarining.

Prairie dogging?

But I want to *ping* "

They ping when an eagle flies over

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By *ildbillkidMan
over a year ago

where the road goes on forever

"I used to lurk

But now?

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a bit of hit and run

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By *amdenfunMan
over a year ago

London

Isn't an ode a poem? I was expecting a poem here, about wading through the morass of dull, irky or icky posts, looking for a glimmer of light, hoping to one day say set the place alight with one shimmering post full of wit or insight... etc.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Isn't an ode a poem? I was expecting a poem here, about wading through the morass of dull, irky or icky posts, looking for a glimmer of light, hoping to one day say set the place alight with one shimmering post full of wit or insight... etc. "

He wanted wit, in a prose from those

Who flirt and sickly flatter.

Instead he got shit, a reply very weak

From a guy that doesn’t matter.

How’s that?

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By *mateur100Man
over a year ago

nr faversham

"HELLO"

Beautiful pics

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By *educing_EmCouple
over a year ago

Tipperary

"I'm a lurker as still a bit of a newbie

Hello Jezebel, we/I'm quite new too(it's always me on the forums)

Em x

Did you get your wine lol x"

I got a glass of prosecco because that's all we had in,not the same but did the job

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hello

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fish outta water here, Someone throw me in!"

I don't know anything about fishing but

I'm pretty sure you'll be reeled in?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Howdy y'all!

Hello!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hello

Hey!

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By *elix SightedMan
over a year ago

Cloud 8

"Hello

Now THAT is a pair of heels!!!! Blimey

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hello

Now THAT is a pair of heels!!!! Blimey

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hello

Now THAT is a pair of heels!!!! Blimey

What heels?…….

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