FabSwingers.com forum: Seen it all now

By *otsossie OP Man
over a year ago

local, but not too local

Just seen a guy fucking a Creme Egg.

I think that’s it. I’ve completed smut.

What’s raised your eyebrows recently?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What a waste!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How big was the creme egg?

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By *otsossie OP Man
over a year ago

local, but not too local

"What a waste!! "

It’s ok, there was a woman licking it all up.

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

Blimey how small was his willy?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What a waste!! "

I would share mine with you

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By *otsossie OP Man
over a year ago

local, but not too local

They’d sort of cracked it over.

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By *olden PoleMan
over a year ago

Kent

Never going to feel the same about licking out a cream egg again now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Living proof of internet Rule 34

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By *andy 1Couple
over a year ago

northeast

might of thought there was a chick in it

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By *he love catsCouple
over a year ago

South Wales

Tiny dick or a huge egg, what was it?

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By *otsossie OP Man
over a year ago

local, but not too local

Bit of both, perhaps. Dunno. It was more figurative than literal.

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

I once bit the end off a creme egg, popped it inside me and my partner licked out the creme

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By *otsossie OP Man
over a year ago

local, but not too local

"I once bit the end off a creme egg, popped it inside me and my partner licked out the creme"

I volunteer as tribute.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You think THAT is you completing smut? Oh my sweet Summer child...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Worst thing I got sent over WhatsApp was a guy with his cock inside a Barby doll and jizzing in it til spunk poured out the mouth and eyes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Worst thing I got sent over WhatsApp was a guy with his cock inside a Barby doll and jizzing in it til spunk poured out the mouth and eyes

Whaaaaaaat!!

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By *elix SightedMan
over a year ago

Cloud 8

"Just seen a guy fucking a Creme Egg.

I think that’s it. I’ve completed smut.

What’s raised your eyebrows recently?"

Did he work for Cadbury?

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By *elix SightedMan
over a year ago

Cloud 8

"Worst thing I got sent over WhatsApp was a guy with his cock inside a Barby doll and jizzing in it til spunk poured out the mouth and eyes

Where do people get these ideas??!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A local couple had a Heinz ketchup bottle up her fanny the other day. Grim.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wrong emoji ffs

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

This place is scary at times

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By *aggonerMan
over a year ago

for a penny

A guy fucking a teddy bear and one fucking a toy monkey (separately).

I don’t know if they’re purpose-made things.

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By *imi_RougeWoman
over a year ago

Portsmouth

How do you fuck yours?

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By *otsossie OP Man
over a year ago

local, but not too local

"How do you fuck yours?"

I take it all in my mouth at once, and swallow the sweet cream.

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

Now I'm not penis shaming but how do you manage to fuck a one off those?

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By *r_niceguy100Man
over a year ago

chelmsford

My size lol

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By *aggonerMan
over a year ago

for a penny

"How do you fuck yours?"

I never had a teddy bear

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By *anted by NightMan
over a year ago

Shangri-La

"Just seen a guy fucking a Creme Egg.

I think that’s it. I’ve completed smut.

What’s raised your eyebrows recently?"

2 Girls 1 cup

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By *r_niceguy100Man
over a year ago

chelmsford

Cream egg is bigger than mine

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By *cunnylassCouple
over a year ago

Exeter

"A local couple had a Heinz ketchup bottle up her fanny the other day. Grim."

ALL ketchup is grim...

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"How do you fuck yours?"

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By *hroatQueen_CATV/TS
over a year ago

Carlisle

That's what all that white stuff is inside. Haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I saw a video last year of a woman lying on her back with her legs right up in the air, while another woman filled her vagina up with milk, poured in some cereal, grabbed a spoon and used her as a cereal bowl.

Neither of them could take it at all seriously. Cue lots of laughter and milk everywhere.

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

"Worst thing I got sent over WhatsApp was a guy with his cock inside a Barby doll and jizzing in it til spunk poured out the mouth and eyes

......turns off WiFi

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"Worst thing I got sent over WhatsApp was a guy with his cock inside a Barby doll and jizzing in it til spunk poured out the mouth and eyes

......turns off WiFi

We walk amongst these people!

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

"I saw a video last year of a woman lying on her back with her legs right up in the air, while another woman filled her vagina up with milk, poured in some cereal, grabbed a spoon and used her as a cereal bowl.

Neither of them could take it at all seriously. Cue lots of laughter and milk everywhere."

I was only trying to save on washing up

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By *ansexualPandaMan
over a year ago

Near You

"Just seen a guy fucking a Creme Egg.

I think that’s it. I’ve completed smut.

What’s raised your eyebrows recently?"

Believe me, that isn't seeing it all!

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By *riel13Woman
over a year ago

Northampton

Better than eating it, I s'pose

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Better than eating it, I s'pose

Lol, sacrilege

crème eggs are awesome

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By *riel13Woman
over a year ago

Northampton

"Better than eating it, I s'pose

Lol, sacrilege

crème eggs are awesome

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By *ate_BMan
over a year ago

London

"Just seen a guy fucking a Creme Egg.

I think that’s it. I’ve completed smut.

What’s raised your eyebrows recently?"

The Crème Egg has now lost its innocence Whoever this guy is, may he face the wrath of 1000 M&M’s slingshot towards him.

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By *asty tatsyMan
over a year ago

london

"Just seen a guy fucking a Creme Egg.

I think that’s it. I’ve completed smut.

What’s raised your eyebrows recently?"

I could never look at a creme egg the same way

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just seen a guy fucking a Creme Egg.

I think that’s it. I’ve completed smut.

What’s raised your eyebrows recently?"

Did you see it live ?

Completed smut, I wonder if he had creme egg number 2 stuck up his arse as a finale.

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By *rder66Man
over a year ago

Tatooine

Willy Wanker and his chocolate cum factoy.

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By *ull English with teaMan
over a year ago

London

"Willy Wanker and his chocolate cum factoy."

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Now far be it from me to spoil your cream eggs good folks, but have you noticed that the inside resembles semen?

Hmmm….intriguing indeed…

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By *ob Carpe DiemMan
over a year ago

Torquay

Good thing it wasn't a bowl of Creme Anglais, then I'd be fucking dis custard

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By *ate_BMan
over a year ago

London

"Now far be it from me to spoil your cream eggs good folks, but have you noticed that the inside resembles semen?

Hmmm….intriguing indeed… "

I buried that thought a long time ago lol

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By *iss Boot LoverTV/TS
over a year ago

Tetbury

"Just seen a guy fucking a Creme Egg.

I think that’s it. I’ve completed smut.

What’s raised your eyebrows recently?"

Just wondering which came first?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Neither of them could take it at all seriously. Cue lots of laughter and milk everywhere."

Cuntshe Nutters

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just seen a guy fucking a Creme Egg.

I think that’s it. I’ve completed smut.

What’s raised your eyebrows recently?"

Have you seen a man eat his own head?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I hope they kicked him out the newsagents for doing that?!!!

And made him pay for it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What a waste!!

It’s ok, there was a woman licking it all up."

I don't see anything wrong with that... That's a form of foreplay

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

Neither of them could take it at all seriously. Cue lots of laughter and milk everywhere.

I was only trying to save on washing up

Was there a guy in the background dressed as a tiger with his thumbs up, going "They're Grrrrreat!!"

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By *uri00620Woman
over a year ago

Croydon

"Worst thing I got sent over WhatsApp was a guy with his cock inside a Barby doll and jizzing in it til spunk poured out the mouth and eyes

Where do people get these ideas??!!!"

I was seeing someone who jizzed inside my irregular choice shoes. If you know what these are you'll appreciate that this is something to NEVER do. Worst still they were my Animal Muppet ones. Animal had cum seeping out of his mouth!!

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

I've seen many women over the years on here with a creme egg inserted

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just seen a guy fucking a Creme Egg.

I think that’s it. I’ve completed smut.

What’s raised your eyebrows recently?"

Your innocence is utterly adorable.

I think the only thing that’s ever really icked me out was at a party. A bloke was rolling bits of his own poo in to balls and popping them into a Malteasers box and offering them out.

I haven’t eaten a malteaser to this day. It’s been nearly 10 years.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

, hope he ate it afterwards, chocolate is too nice to waste.

I've read as lot worse on the internet tonight but can't go into details here in the forums. Let's just say my mind boggled.

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By *aceableMan
over a year ago

Gosforth

And that answers the question “how do you eat yours?”

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By *uri00620Woman
over a year ago

Croydon

""Just seen a guy fucking a Creme Egg.

I think that’s it. I’ve completed smut.

What’s raised your eyebrows recently?"

Your innocence is utterly adorable.

I think the only thing that’s ever really icked me out was at a party. A bloke was rolling bits of his own poo in to balls and popping them into a Malteasers box and offering them out.

I haven’t eaten a malteaser to this day. It’s been nearly 10 years."

I must admit I laughed at this but it's obviously disgusting. More to the point poor you, I love Maltesers (the original ones, not this new poo variation)

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By *aggonerMan
over a year ago

for a penny

"Now far be it from me to spoil your cream eggs good folks, but have you noticed that the inside resembles semen?

Hmmm….intriguing indeed… "

If the inside of a crème egg resembles your semen, you should visit your doctor. In the meantime, drink lots of fluids.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just seen a guy fucking a Creme Egg.

I think that’s it. I’ve completed smut.

What’s raised your eyebrows recently?"

Did you eat the egg out first tho?

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By *VineMan
over a year ago

The right place

"Worst thing I got sent over WhatsApp was a guy with his cock inside a Barby doll and jizzing in it til spunk poured out the mouth and eyes

I asked you not to tell

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