FabSwingers.com forum: The Profile Thing.........

By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Since the time of Dawn there has been enough yada about profiles to fill at least two bin bags..... or very many kilograms of blandwidth.

I just look .... and think .... yes I would ..

What is it with the profile thing ?

Does anyone really care if you like poetry and all the little animals or don't like liars or have been hurt in the past ?

We are all THAT basic.... if you don't like how they look you WONT fuck them not even if you love them as a human being.

Don't tell me otherwise..

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By *otmyrealname99Man
over a year ago

Manchester

So shallow.

I need a good profile and if there's not a Sydney university comment I'm done, that's my red line personally.

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Yep

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like the "Will fill in later" ones

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
over a year ago

Carlisle usually

If you're only interested in the aesthetics or cock size or whatever, you do you. It's all good.

I genuinely don't have much interest in what someone looks like as long as they're not an absolute no for me. The person is far more important than the aesthetic. The profile text amd messages are more relevant to me, personally.

But that doesn't mean either of us is wrong or right. Just different people with different things we seek

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By *hilloutMan
over a year ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest

Accurate. The most finely crafted profile is meaningless if you're not physically attractive to others.

However, if you are and pair that with a well crafted profile your chances greatly improve (speaking as a man).

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If you're only interested in the aesthetics or cock size or whatever, you do you. It's all good.

Granny's all about the cock.

Famous for it

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By *educing_EmCouple
over a year ago

Tipperary

"I like the "Will fill in later" ones"

Really? I like the ones with just a couple of full stops,less is more after all

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By *ris GrayMan
over a year ago

Dorchester

"Since the time of Dawn there has been enough yada about profiles to fill at least two bin bags..... or very many kilograms of blandwidth.

I just look .... and think .... yes I would ..

What is it with the profile thing ?

Does anyone really care if you like poetry and all the little animals or don't like liars or have been hurt in the past ?

We are all THAT basic.... if you don't like how they look you WONT fuck them not even if you love them as a human being.

Don't tell me otherwise.. "
lol its a limiter women get so many profiles to look at, so many gorgeous bodies to drool over, the fact that the guy can't string two words together makes a difference ya know, well so I'm told in the 265,461 threads I've read about this subject

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By *estarossa.Woman
over a year ago

Flagrante

Agree, but when you find lots of men attractive, how do you narrow it down?

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

Yeah it’s important. I’d always look at the pics first but if the profile is a load of tosh I won’t message or reply

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"Agree, but when you find lots of men attractive, how do you narrow it down?

Where are these men?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No matter how they look, if the profile is a bitter rant, wouldn't touch them with someone else's barge pole

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Agree, but when you find lots of men attractive, how do you narrow it down?

Where are these men?!

Got there before me!

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By *valanche1001Man
over a year ago

Leeds

"I like the "Will fill in later" ones"

Often on a profile that’s been online over a year. I can’t wait to see what they eventually come up with.

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

Everyone's looking for different, I struggle to be attracted to someone via pics only, I need a face and a personality.

I can say I've never looked and thought nice cock, nice vag I want to fuck you, just doesn't work that way for me.

Mrs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Since the time of Dawn there has been enough yada about profiles to fill at least two bin bags..... or very many kilograms of blandwidth.

I just look .... and think .... yes I would ..

What is it with the profile thing ?

Does anyone really care if you like poetry and all the little animals or don't like liars or have been hurt in the past ?

We are all THAT basic.... if you don't like how they look you WONT fuck them not even if you love them as a human being.

Don't tell me otherwise.. "

Here here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Seems theres far too many snowflakes on here.....but i guess being a nation of pussies that are to scared to say what we mean that its bound to be. You're all here to fuck and be fucked, if you wanted some kind of pointless pansie assed conection, fuck off to tinder!

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By *hrista BellendWoman
over a year ago

surrounded by twinkly lights

Correct Granny, although even if he's pretty, if there is zero chemistry on the first social then off to the friendzone they go

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Seems theres far too many snowflakes on here.....but i guess being a nation of pussies that are to scared to say what we mean that its bound to be. You're all here to fuck and be fucked, if you wanted some kind of pointless pansie assed conection, fuck off to tinder!"

Lol you okay hun?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lol you okay hun? "

Happy as a pig in shit me, how bout you?

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By *ris GrayMan
over a year ago

Dorchester

"No matter how they look, if the profile is a bitter rant, wouldn't touch them with someone else's barge pole"
me neither

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By *onningtonplumberMan
over a year ago

Donnington

Short to the point for me.

Your as likely to put off as to attract.

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By *eyond PurityCouple
over a year ago

Lincolnshire

You are right in that it even if they’ve wrote a sonnet or the most amazing opening message ever, if their face is awful or they just add on a cock pic or that’s their profile pic then it’ll never change.

But having a decent profile definitely opens more doors.

We make an effort and so we expect our playmates too.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes but no.

There’s some stunningly good looking women, but it al ends there with the looks. So as much as I agree with ‘you either fancy them or not” it much more that I need than just looks

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By *rHotNottsMan
over a year ago

Dubai & Nottingham

"Since the time of Dawn there has been enough yada about profiles to fill at least two bin bags..... or very many kilograms of blandwidth.

I just look .... and think .... yes I would ..

What is it with the profile thing ?

Does anyone really care if you like poetry and all the little animals or don't like liars or have been hurt in the past ?

We are all THAT basic.... if you don't like how they look you WONT fuck them not even if you love them as a human being.

Don't tell me otherwise.. "

Theres loads that I like how they look , literally half the women on this site. I definitely want to know what they are like as a person before deciding if I’m Interested.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Agree, but when you find lots of men attractive, how do you narrow it down?

Where are these men?!

Must admit I was wondering that - many of the male profiles just appear to be cocks and personally I do not find them attractive.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Profiles what are profiles anyway. Didn't even know there was text in profiles...prerequisite is boobies out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I like the "Will fill in later" ones"

Yes, especially when they're over a year old too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A lot of it is physical attraction but the bio is what makes me want to reach out. If it's a long list of no's and bitterness then I won't bother but if it's funny and witty then I'm more than happy to give it a go in messaging them. Long story short, yes, curating your profile is important

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Profile content isn't always going to be accurate or a true reflection of the person. They could have words that hit everything you may be looking for but, it could have been written by someone else or a hybrid of all the profile advice given on here. It's not till you get chatting that you can scratch the surface on the person behind the words.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If you're only interested in the aesthetics or cock size or whatever, you do you. It's all good.

But that doesn't mean either of us is wrong or right. Just different people with different things we seek

So, so this. Xx

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By *odgerMooreMan
over a year ago

Carlisle

I love a profile with some details about the person … but I will accept a gallery pic where their tits look like a plasterers radio also

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lol you okay hun?

Happy as a pig in shit me, how bout you?

You don't sound very happy. You sound angry. Like, god in the old testament angry; a jump away from ordering a plague of locusts.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"... a gallery pic where their tits look like a plasterers radio ...

That's a definite no from me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You don't sound very happy. You sound angry. Like, god in the old testament angry; a jump away from ordering a plague of locusts.

Ooohh, I do like the god in the old testament, nothing like a bit of fire and brimstone and the odd smiting

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You don't sound very happy. You sound angry. Like, god in the old testament angry; a jump away from ordering a plague of locusts.

Ooohh, I do like the god in the old testament, nothing like a bit of fire and brimstone and the odd smiting

Any hot guys out there want to smite me? I'm a sinnerrrrrr...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I need to like them as a person, there has to be a little spark, a sense of excitement about them, as well as liking their looks.

Otherwise the experience can fall a bit flat, I'm not into fucking just for the sake of it.

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

Lol you okay hun?

Happy as a pig in shit me, how bout you?

You don't sound very happy. You sound angry. Like, god in the old testament angry; a jump away from ordering a plague of locusts.

I love it when I'm called a pussy and told that I'm just here to fuck and be fucked.

I mean why would anyone possibly want any kind of connection, conversation or in fact anything other than just to be bent over and shafted?

Maybe that's where we're all going wrong?

Maybe if we all just shut up and fucked anybody and everybody there'd be no frustrated men bemoaning the site and saying there's not enough women to go round and that they can't get any meets and have to rely on knocking one out whilst chatting to other single guys about each others wives?

That must be where we're all going wrong, surely?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I like the "Will fill me in later" ones"

FIFY

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By *imi_RougeWoman
over a year ago

Portsmouth

R u ok Hun?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Arr need a hug cupcake

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fab. Cheaper than a h**ker. No guarantees.

Pays ya money takes ya choice. Though too many seem to confuse these.

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By *elix SightedMan
over a year ago

Cloud 8

Totally get the point about physical attraction being necessary. Of course it is.

However, a profile is a good indicator as to that individual’s/couple’s mindset and personality. It helps me understand them before I consider messaging her/them.

There are many beautiful people on fab who are devoid of nice thoughts (or indeed any thoughts at all) in their pretty heads. And that doesn’t work for me.

I’m not looking for a mastermind champion but someone who can actually hold a conversation and make me fancy the whole person.

And at least some text on a profile gives me something to talk about in that all important first message.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fab. Cheaper than a h**ker. No guarantees.

Pays ya money takes ya choice. Though too many seem to confuse these. "

How cheaper? I mean, I can go pretty damn cheap.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fab. Cheaper than a h**ker. No guarantees.

Pays ya money takes ya choice. Though too many seem to confuse these.

How cheaper? I mean, I can go pretty damn cheap.

Something for nothing (effort) doesn’t get any cheaper.

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By *herry delightWoman
over a year ago

Ilfracombe

To be honest I don't care if a person likes or doesn't like poetry or cat's over dog's, as I am not looking for any form of a relationship.

Let's face it for most guys don't read the profile, and there is always going to be some women that is offended by a guys profile. X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

True possibly. Its usually the first message that does it for me and the subsequent drilling they get that way. I like putting words on mine though and people do amazingly read them! I know!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m not much of a reader.

I just like looking at the pictures

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By *izzy.miss.lizzyCouple
over a year ago

Pembrokeshire

"Since the time of Dawn there has been enough yada about profiles to fill at least two bin bags..... or very many kilograms of blandwidth.

I just look .... and think .... yes I would ..

What is it with the profile thing ?

Does anyone really care if you like poetry and all the little animals or don't like liars or have been hurt in the past ?

We are all THAT basic.... if you don't like how they look you WONT fuck them not even if you love them as a human being.

Don't tell me otherwise.. "

Looks count, but so does personality.

And cleanliness.

I know there are those who like to mysteriously shag and run but it's not for us, getting to know a bit about somebody matters before we will meet.

Blank profiles get short shrift.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Given how little I say on mine, it doesn't seem to matter

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

and the profiles that still read, 'not meeting because of covid (or suchlike) Come on update your profiles !

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By *evonrobMan
over a year ago

Kingsbridge

"Since the time of Dawn there has been enough yada about profiles to fill at least two bin bags..... or very many kilograms of blandwidth.

I just look .... and think .... yes I would ..

What is it with the profile thing ?

Does anyone really care if you like poetry and all the little animals or don't like liars or have been hurt in the past ?

We are all THAT basic.... if you don't like how they look you WONT fuck them not even if you love them as a human being.

Don't tell me otherwise.. "

My kind of granny! Bit of a shame there aren’t loads of full frontal nudes on your page though! Lol

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By *valanche1001Man
over a year ago

Leeds

"Given how little I say on mine, it doesn't seem to matter "

There’s a bio too?? I’m still lost in your gallery

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm more about the message and the profile pic really. Though I'm a bit weird and don't like the complimentary ones.

I can be talking to someone for a few weeks before I finally get round to reading their profile though.

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"If you're only interested in the aesthetics or cock size or whatever, you do you. It's all good.

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Granny's all about the cock.

Famous for it"

Jennifer.... methinks thou art out to ruin me and sully my unblemished reputation.

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Since the time of Dawn there has been enough yada about profiles to fill at least two bin bags..... or very many kilograms of blandwidth.

I just look .... and think .... yes I would ..

What is it with the profile thing ?

Does anyone really care if you like poetry and all the little animals or don't like liars or have been hurt in the past ?

We are all THAT basic.... if you don't like how they look you WONT fuck them not even if you love them as a human being.

Don't tell me otherwise..

Looks count, but so does personality.

And cleanliness.

I know there are those who like to mysteriously shag and run but it's not for us, getting to know a bit about somebody matters before we will meet.

Blank profiles get short shrift."

Oh God. Now you've done it.

Cleanliness......... hmmmmmm

Must have shiny knob.... as well as look good.

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Agree, but when you find lots of men attractive, how do you narrow it down?

You don't.

You start with the nearest and then plough your way ( literally ) along the line ....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like a good profile. Especially the ones that make me laugh. But yes the photos have to be appealing too.

But then it's all a mix isn't it. Some of the blandest profiles with hardly any pics have good people behind them and vice versa.

Just don't read my profile granny.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shout out to the couples profiles where the bio is "Mrs is no longer playing / part of the profile"

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London

"Just don't read my profile granny. "

You have a profile? I thought you just existed on the forums.

That’s a point actually. How often do any of us go check out a forum poster’s profile? It’s quite rarely for me. I tend to think I have a handle on who lots of you are already from what you say on here.

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

I look at the pictures first.

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Just don't read my profile granny.

You have a profile? I thought you just existed on the forums.

Okay ......... Who am I ?

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London

"Okay ......... Who am I ?"

You’re not someone I’ve talked with much. You’ve adopted the name Granny. People call you it, affectionately, and you don’t complain. You enjoy being contrary sometimes. Jumping in with an opposing view to see what happens. You like challenging people.

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Okay ......... Who am I ?

The Granny bit is correct.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I like the "Will fill in later" ones

Really? I like the ones with just a couple of full stops,less is more after all

Saw one the other day where the bio was just 'Xx'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Solved the problem in mine. Im not a looker nor do I put a huge amount into my bio. Since I'm one of many, I disappear into the ether.

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By *ull English with teaMan
over a year ago

London

My bio is a window into my soul…

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By *ull English with teaMan
over a year ago

London

"Just don't read my profile granny.

You have a profile? I thought you just existed on the forums.

Okay ......... Who am I ?"

Ronnie Pickering

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

"My bio is a window into my soul…"

I know what you smell like though.

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