FabSwingers.com forum: Who else had a dry sex march?

By *hagTonight OP Man
over a year ago

From the land of haribos.

I have and welcome to my monthly check in thread, to see who or who havent had sex

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just April to get through then I've done a whole year!

Yay me.

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By *it4uMan
over a year ago

Brighton / Eastbourne

"Just April to get through then I've done a whole year!

Yay me. "

The sarcasm is back

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By *inkylipsWoman
over a year ago

Debauchery

Me!!! I can’t see April being any different either

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By *ndian cple newCouple
over a year ago

leicester

Had the kinkiest march, hopefully April will be the same or better and naughtier

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just April to get through then I've done a whole year!

Yay me.

The sarcasm is back

That's not sarcasm.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

King's Crustacean

When did you last have sex Shag ?

With yourself doesn't count ?

What year was it ?

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

King's Crustacean

On average ..... i'm once a week .... nearer 1.5 than one.

Granted with the same person ..... but it's still all good stuff.

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By *oofy321Man
over a year ago

moon base zero

"Just April to get through then I've done a whole year!

Yay me. "

A year? Lightweight

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had a very quick quickie last night 1st time time since october lol

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
over a year ago

Carlisle usually

Not for me. Started the month with a triumphant return to one of my favourite clubs and things have been going well ever since

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By *atricia ParnelWoman
over a year ago

In a town full of colours

Good morning Shag

I've managed a few jumps in the puddle

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By *uteLittleGeekWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere

Good morning.

Me and not just March!!!

I can't see this changing any soon.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not March but I think April might be

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"On average ..... i'm once a week .... nearer 1.5 than one.

Granted with the same person ..... but it's still all good stuff. "

I need to know what the half entails

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

Yep. I've not had sex for five years. Five whole years.

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By *estarossa.Woman
over a year ago

Flagrante

^^^

She lies!

As for me, nope! Good March,very good!

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By *hagTonight OP Man
over a year ago

From the land of haribos.

"Just April to get through then I've done a whole year!

Yay me. "
That sounds good to me

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By *hagTonight OP Man
over a year ago

From the land of haribos.

"When did you last have sex Shag ?

With yourself doesn't count ?

What year was it ?"
It was about 6 years ago and no, that doesnt count, once wee for you is good too

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By *hagTonight OP Man
over a year ago

From the land of haribos.

"Good morning Shag

I've managed a few jumps in the puddle

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Morning comtessa, that sounds good to me

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By *eadjeyecMan
over a year ago

Bucks/London

Been longer than I would like for sure

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By *ilingual76Man
over a year ago

Salisbury

It doesn't seem that long ago....but was end of Nov 22. Have managed to have a decent snog and some other lip service more recently

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Does this thread not make your heart leap - pleased for some and can't believe others have had such barren spells when they are so nice (unless of course it was a deliberate choice as it was for one of my friends for ten years).

Meanwhile as with many things I blame the pandemic (and if it was not the pandemic it probably was the Tories fault).

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jan, Feb, March

Ffs

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By *ellhungvweMan
over a year ago

Cheltenham

Been another wet one and I think more wetness is on the way before it ends as well

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

"^^^

She lies!

You can't call someone a liar. So mean.

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By *ocktoplaywithMan
over a year ago

Derby

Goes without saying, and pretty certain April will be too

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By *ornycouple007Man
over a year ago

Hampshire

I've had a dry 6 months....I'm sure the next 6 months will be the same

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By *oeBeansMan
over a year ago

Derby

Just a light drizzle but March isn't over yet

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By *haky 80Man
over a year ago

Wellington

Had nothing since middle of last month and doesn’t look like it’s changing anytime soon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"^^^

She lies!

You can't call someone a liar. So mean.

Meli, it seems very hard to believe...

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By *ames_dieselMan
over a year ago

London

Unfortunately yes…

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

"^^^

She lies!

You can't call someone a liar. So mean.

Meli, it seems very hard to believe..."

And yet it's so very true. Zero sex for almost half a decade... poor me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A dry year so. Far

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Dry as a dry thing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well I plan on ending my pandemic induced break in April - it's been too long.

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By *ummerfield94Man
over a year ago

falkirk

Unfortunately me

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By *imi_RougeWoman
over a year ago

Portsmouth

Me. Been a rubbish month for pretty much everything. April isn't looking good either, too many other things going on!

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By *ookie46Woman
over a year ago

Deepest darkest Peru

March has been a pretty fantastic month

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Omg I could not cope without sex , I think 2 weeks and I'm dying inside. March was sex filled for me , can't get enough

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can't complain!!

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By *oonracerdanMan
over a year ago

torbay

I gotta have it at least once a day or i climb the walls lol

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By *hagTonight OP Man
over a year ago

From the land of haribos.

[Removed by poster at 30/03/23 10:53:29]

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By *hagTonight OP Man
over a year ago

From the land of haribos.

"Does this thread not make your heart leap - pleased for some and can't believe others have had such barren spells when they are so nice (unless of course it was a deliberate choice as it was for one of my friends for ten years).

Meanwhile as with many things I blame the pandemic (and if it was not the pandemic it probably was the Tories fault)."
Yes, it does make it leap too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not by choice..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Still keeping it up not missing out, on average making out every 2 days

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"^^^

She lies!

You can't call someone a liar. So mean.

Meli, it seems very hard to believe...

And yet it's so very true. Zero sex for almost half a decade... poor me."

Why?

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By *hrek101Man
over a year ago

Herts

This makes me feel much better about myself and normal

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By *esi_maverickMan
over a year ago

Birmingham

Me it’s been a dry jan feb and march

Getting the feeling no one likes me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well Mimi I would love to change that!

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By *hil most chillMan
over a year ago

London & Europe

Nope, I had full sex with a woman

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By *ophia_cdTV/TS
over a year ago

Dundee

July since my last time

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By *hagTonight OP Man
over a year ago

From the land of haribos.

"Good morning.

Me and not just March!!!

I can't see this changing any soon. "
Afternoon and yes, lets hope that next month will be a wet one too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've had dry sex March, I've not made her wet once, but I still finished every time

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By *ycanNightsMan
over a year ago

Workington

February was shit but March has been good. And had a club visit as well

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sadly yes, but Im hopeful that by December this may change

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Had plans for a meet today to hopefully not be in the club but it didn’t happen

Oh well , maybe April

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've had dry sex March, I've not made her wet once, but I still finished every time

That can't be said for our meet though.

*mic drop*

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

King's Crustacean

"On average ..... i'm once a week .... nearer 1.5 than one.

Granted with the same person ..... but it's still all good stuff.

I need to know what the half entails "

Three times a fortnight .... not a fully dressed quicky

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By *mateur100Man
over a year ago

nr faversham

"Just April to get through then I've done a whole year!

Yay me. "

Having browsed your pics that would seem to be a waste

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What's a sex march? Sounds fun.

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By *hagTonight OP Man
over a year ago

From the land of haribos.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is this thread just here to mock me?

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By *hagTonight OP Man
over a year ago

From the land of haribos.

Today, it is the last day of march

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Actually I didn’t….YAY ME

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By *heSilverFox1701Man
over a year ago

Near Sleaford

"Me!!! I can’t see April being any different either "

Why’s that we wonder…

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By *it4uMan
over a year ago

Brighton / Eastbourne

March 2023 or 2022 lol

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By *heSilverFox1701Man
over a year ago

Near Sleaford

Trying to stay quiet as I think I must have been very lucky throughout this year so far and I don’t want the fun to stop so ssssshhh!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ve been bone dry since July last year, although does a blowjob in Asda car park count, that was February…..

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By *aughty but nice...Man
over a year ago

Staffs

Sorry to say this has been my wettest month on record

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By *hagTonight OP Man
over a year ago

From the land of haribos.

There are now only a couple of hours left of the day to find one and to do it

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By *estarossa.Woman
over a year ago

Flagrante

"^^^

She lies!

You can't call someone a liar. So mean.

Meli, it seems very hard to believe...

And yet it's so very true. Zero sex for almost half a decade... poor me."

I smell smoke, I think its from your pants Meli

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By *axtanMan
over a year ago

los Cristianos now

March. Try 2022 and 2023 so far!!

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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

Tumbles have already blown through January February March and April is looking good too.

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss

I think I must be a born again virgin by now

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Still dry and that's the way it will stay

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By *hagTonight OP Man
over a year ago

From the land of haribos.

"Not for me. Started the month with a triumphant return to one of my favourite clubs and things have been going well ever since

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That sounds good to me

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By *hagTonight OP Man
over a year ago

From the land of haribos.

[Removed by poster at 31/03/23 22:15:36]

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By *hagTonight OP Man
over a year ago

From the land of haribos.

"Tumbles have already blown through January February March and April is looking good too. "
I see

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By *hagTonight OP Man
over a year ago

From the land of haribos.

"Still dry and that's the way it will stay"
I see, that is also good

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

April is going to be messy to make up for it

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By *hinyRavensWingMan
over a year ago

Hastings

"Just April to get through then I've done a whole year!

Yay me. "

I find that hard to believe!

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By *attMonroMan
over a year ago

NE and Central Belt

Still waiting, there's 90 minutes left. Otherwise, high and very dry.

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By *s-two-75Couple
over a year ago

"Still waiting, there's 90 minutes left. Otherwise, high and very dry."

Total Opposite, first time we have visited a clubs first week in march and been to one every week so far

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By *wistedsoul35Man
over a year ago

cumbria

Unless someone fucks me in the next hour and 10 minutes..... It's staying dry!

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By *hagTonight OP Man
over a year ago

From the land of haribos.

"Still waiting, there's 90 minutes left. Otherwise, high and very dry."
Yes, there are still time left too

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By *hagTonight OP Man
over a year ago

From the land of haribos.

"I think I must be a born again virgin by now

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Yes. I am thinking the same about me too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dry sex month every month!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Me!!! I can’t see April being any different either "

I’m on my way!

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By *amierebelMan
over a year ago

nae danger.

I ain't even had sex this year... thats through choice though tbf

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By *hagTonight OP Man
over a year ago

From the land of haribos.

"Yep. I've not had sex for five years. Five whole years."
I see, almost as long as I have. I have been it 1 year more, lets hope that you will get a wet april as well

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By *adyBugsWoman
over a year ago

cognito

I’m pretty soaked right now but then I did just have to walk from the car in the rain…

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By *hagTonight OP Man
over a year ago

From the land of haribos.

Today, it is 1st of april

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By *ainbows_can_be_metal_tooCouple
over a year ago

Darlington

Yeah we have but only because we've had every bug going.

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By *ing_of_the_swingers400Man
over a year ago

edinbugh

I’m on a roll of dry months

hopefully not many more

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Got to say March was barren unless you count a BJ in the back of a dates car. Hoping to get my mojo restarted soon.

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By *VineMan
over a year ago

The right place

Dry sex isn't good, use lube

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By *lynJMan
over a year ago

Morden

Nothing since January 2020.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yep

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sex - what's sex

It's been that long they must have changed how it's done

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By *lattyukbiMan
over a year ago

Rugby

Had a hip replacement on the 9th March… so between isolating prior and recovery… yes… very dry!

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

Nope

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dry sex year so far

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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago

Bedford (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)

"Sex - what's sex

It's been that long they must have changed how it's done "

Nah, it's like riding a bike

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

Thankfully not

I've had too much time doing without

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By *ashMan
over a year ago

Westhoughton

I had more sex in march then in the whole financial year..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

More than the great Sahara desert

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By *hagTonight OP Man
over a year ago

From the land of haribos.

"Sex - what's sex

It's been that long they must have changed how it's done "
Yes. I also wonder it is

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By *hagTonight OP Man
over a year ago

From the land of haribos.

Good ones everyone. I will do another thread at the end of this month to see who or not have had sex, so lets all come back then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

March wasn't the best but it wasn't dry, but April, and possibly the next several months will be dry but that's fine with me

Quality over quantity.

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By *ansoffateMan
over a year ago

Sagittarius A

Guilty... It's probably my fault for having a moral compass.

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By *erfectman122Man
over a year ago

from somewhere nice

Definitely yes

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania

Haven't had any in years.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nothing since late 2019 for me thanks to lockdown, health scares, and anxiety.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My sex drought is now entering it's 17th year in may.

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