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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Put your foot in your mouth so bad, there's no coming back from it you just have to walk away in embarrassment?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yeah, then I fell over.

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By *enrietteandSamCouple
over a year ago

Brum

…ever felt like this

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I walked into a wall with a hardon and broke my nose if that counts

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"…ever felt like this"

Are you going round the twist?

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By *onjonjon44Man
over a year ago

sheffield

May have said to a lady friend that the skirt she was wearing made her look like a darlek.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Absolutely I've done far more often than I'd like to admit

Em x

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By *enrietteandSamCouple
over a year ago

Brum


"…ever felt like this

Are you going round the twist? "

I just can’t help it when I read a ‘have you ever..’ title.

I’m instantly back in the lighthouse

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By *elix SightedMan
over a year ago

Cloud 8


"Put your foot in your mouth so bad, there's no coming back from it you just have to walk away in embarrassment? "

Kind of. I was on a work Teams call and thought I was on mute. Did a massive belch and it went very quiet!

I just braved it out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can’t think of anything off the top of my head but when my mum died , I saw my cousin in the street. After the usual “sorry for your loss” exchange she then said “so , you going to the funeral then?” . The way she visibly winced , I’ll never forget it

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By *odevilWoman
over a year ago

exeter

Every. Single. Day.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I can’t think of anything off the top of my head but when my mum died , I saw my cousin in the street. After the usual “sorry for your loss” exchange she then said “so , you going to the funeral then?” . The way she visibly winced , I’ll never forget it "
this got me I'm embarrassed for her

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By *iger Tongue 84Man
over a year ago

that place

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By *iger Tongue 84Man
over a year ago

that place

Almost daily

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I can’t think of anything off the top of my head but when my mum died , I saw my cousin in the street. After the usual “sorry for your loss” exchange she then said “so , you going to the funeral then?” . The way she visibly winced , I’ll never forget it this got me I'm embarrassed for her "

I felt so bad for her but she did manage to put a smile on my face for a while .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Told my manicurist that I cant stop chewing my clitoris.

Meant to say cuticles

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I can’t think of anything off the top of my head but when my mum died , I saw my cousin in the street. After the usual “sorry for your loss” exchange she then said “so , you going to the funeral then?” . The way she visibly winced , I’ll never forget it this got me I'm embarrassed for her

I felt so bad for her but she did manage to put a smile on my face for a while . "

Poor girl but at least you were able to smile about it

I went to a funeral of my aunt's in-law, when we were leaving she said thanks for coming and I replied with thanks for inviting me I just took a deep breath, grimaced and walked away I shouldn't be let out amongst the public

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss

Oh yes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"…ever felt like this

Are you going round the twist?

I just can’t help it when I read a ‘have you ever..’ title.

I’m instantly back in the lighthouse "

Oh happy days there. I saw on the internet some of the episodes that they apparently didnt broadcast as they were too terrifying, and they were

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I can’t think of anything off the top of my head but when my mum died , I saw my cousin in the street. After the usual “sorry for your loss” exchange she then said “so , you going to the funeral then?” . The way she visibly winced , I’ll never forget it this got me I'm embarrassed for her

I felt so bad for her but she did manage to put a smile on my face for a while .

Poor girl but at least you were able to smile about it

I went to a funeral of my aunt's in-law, when we were leaving she said thanks for coming and I replied with thanks for inviting me I just took a deep breath, grimaced and walked away I shouldn't be let out amongst the public "

Aww nooooo . To be fair in those situations I just end up digging myself a deeper hole by vomiting out more and more words when I should just walk away. So you’re better than me .

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By *elix SightedMan
over a year ago

Cloud 8


"Told my manicurist that I cant stop chewing my clitoris.

Meant to say cuticles "

And did you accidentally tell your gynaecologist you chew your cuticles…?!

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
over a year ago

Carlisle usually

Almost every day.

Too often the word vomit comes out before I can filter it appropriately.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nope coz most of the time I think before I speak

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

I’ve done loads but my favourite was shouting out the car window at my mate who was unusually wearing a suit “is it your day in court?”

And he quietly said no it’s my dads funeral

I still wince at that one. Oops

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By *elix SightedMan
over a year ago

Cloud 8


"I’ve done loads but my favourite was shouting out the car window at my mate who was unusually wearing a suit “is it your day in court?”

And he quietly said no it’s my dads funeral

I still wince at that one. Oops "

Oh shiiiiiiiiiiit!!!!!

You are a terrible human bean

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By *avexxMan
over a year ago

cheshire

keep em coming they do make me laugh,,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was walking back to School after having gone to a friends house for lunch. As we left her house a car pulled up and an old man got out and started talking to her and then went inside the house.

“Is that your Grampy?” Says I

“No, it’s my Dad” she says “he’s a bit older than my mum”

You could have cooked eggs on my cheeks.

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"I’ve done loads but my favourite was shouting out the car window at my mate who was unusually wearing a suit “is it your day in court?”

And he quietly said no it’s my dads funeral

I still wince at that one. Oops

Oh shiiiiiiiiiiit!!!!!

You are a terrible human bean "

It’s only brought up all the goddamn time too. But at least he did laugh

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By *andaloriansCouple
over a year ago

Malvern


"…ever felt like this

Are you going round the twist? "

I always remember the episode where he pissed on a tree and got pregnant!

S

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not for years now, got used to thinking carefully before speaking by trying not to swear in front of customers haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ve not had a faux pas in a while but I’m binging on Trailer Park Boys again and Ricky’s character springs to mind.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was at work one day helping an elderly lady with her shopping.She opened the car door for me to put in her bags,I meant to say lovely and instead said love you I didn't know whether to laugh or cry at the bewildered look on her face

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
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over a year ago

Central

A few too many but I'm well intentioned, even if it doesn't always seem it. I'm on the ASD spectrum and I cam let the truth slip out. I probably don't always realise either

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