FabSwingers.com forum: Name something a man can do that a woman can't

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Um..?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Read a map

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

Be wrong

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
over a year ago

Carlisle usually

Completely fail to grasp even the most blatant sarcasm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Give me a minute

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By *ull English with teaMan
over a year ago

London

Grow a beard

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By *iltsTSgirlTV/TS
over a year ago

chichester

explain football

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Get the item of clothing they need in the first shop they enter in under five minutes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Completely fail to grasp even the most blatant sarcasm

Huh?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Create smells that could kill fields of wild flowers, penetrate walls and cling to carpets.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Read a map

I know at least one man who can't...bragged about his map skills then got us lost

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I'll go with snore like wilderbeasts

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By *rchie300Man
over a year ago

Hamworthy

Suck his own dick

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

Aim piss.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Listen to every word of a conversation and still not know what it was about.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 29/03/23 21:31:55]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Create smells that could kill fields of wild flowers, penetrate walls and cling to carpets."

Guilty

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Aim piss. "

And yet the bathroom floor still gets covered

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

"Aim piss.

And yet the bathroom floor still gets covered

The question was 'can do', not actually do

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

Reverse.

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By *ustBoWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in Co. Down

Do a helicopter video or a boing one.

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By *enrietteandSamCouple
over a year ago

Staffordshire

"bUm..? "

That’s about it yes

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By *dward_TeagueMan
over a year ago

wolverhampton

Wee up a tree trunk

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By *ultured Gent16Man
over a year ago

close.

"Create smells that could kill fields of wild flowers, penetrate walls and cling to carpets."

Err. Disagree.

My ex could have made Hitlers job a lot easier in the concentration camps.

Men are not the only species capable of or fixing noxious and foul odours from their delicate hoops.

I was once woken choking in a tent Ona camping trip which my ex found childishly hilarious.

I however did not see the humour of her complete childishness, especially as my retorts (no pun intended) failed to have the same effect on her even when I covered her head with the duvet….

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"explain football "

*The offside rule

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By *ultured Gent16Man
over a year ago

close.

"Listen to every word of a conversation and still not know what it was about. "

Disagree again

As Lee Evans explained in one of his amazing dvds men do indeed have little listening goblins with a freshly licked pencil tip and sheets of paper.

It all depends on what the afore mentioned women is whittering about that we choose to have it take notes.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Say they're fine and actually mean it

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss

"Be wrong

Brownie points for Grumpy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cook meat on a BBQ.

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By *ultured Gent16Man
over a year ago

close.

"explain football

*The offside rule

A player will deemed to be offside when various refereeing personnel without an ounce of common sense make decisions based on children choosing their favourite coloured juice cups.

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By *UGGYBEAR2015Man
over a year ago

BRIDPORT

Remain quiet long enough for someone else to speak

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By *ultured Gent16Man
over a year ago

close.

Annoy a woman without even being in the same postal code.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"explain football

*The offside rule

A player will deemed to be offside when various refereeing personnel without an ounce of common sense make decisions based on children choosing their favourite coloured juice cups. "

Yeah since VAR, that sounds about right

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Change a fuckin flat tyre

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By *otBunsHunWoman
over a year ago

Yorkshire

"Um..? "
take 40 mins 2/3 times a day to take a shit at "convenient" times

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Finish 1 job before moving onto another

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By *ultured Gent16Man
over a year ago

close.

"Um..? take 40 mins 2/3 times a day to take a shit at "convenient" times

If a jobs worth doing it’s worth doing well.

Tsssk at your impatience…

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Annoy a woman without even being in the same postal code. "

You guys do excel at this.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Find farting funny.

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By *ultured Gent16Man
over a year ago

close.

"Annoy a woman without even being in the same postal code.

You guys do excel at this. "

We most certainly do.

And we breathe too.

We really are an insidious bunch of miscreants with the certain and soul meaning in life to upset the delicate countenance of the faith sex.

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By *ommyatoMan
over a year ago

Reading

Pee out the high window of a railway carriage

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By *estarossa.Woman
over a year ago

Flagrante

Walk into a shoe shop. Choose a pair of shoes. Buy them. Leave.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Drive

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sit on the loo for 30 mins.

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By *ultured Gent16Man
over a year ago

close.

Surprise the fairer sex with the sheer a mouth of

Our depth, emotional maturity, support and be awesome between the sheets to top it off….

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By *heerfulbullMan
over a year ago

London

If we are mad with another guy we can solve it pretty quickly with a fart

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Annoy a woman without even being in the same postal code.

You guys do excel at this.

We most certainly do.

And we breathe too.

We really are an insidious bunch of miscreants with the certain and soul meaning in life to upset the delicate countenance of the faith sex.

Oh my god do not get me started on the breathing!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sit in total silence doing absolutely fuck all and actually mean it when they say they're "fine"....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Choose where to eat.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Annoy a woman without even being in the same postal code.

You guys do excel at this.

We most certainly do.

And we breathe too.

We really are an insidious bunch of miscreants with the certain and soul meaning in life to upset the delicate countenance of the faith sex.

Oh my god do not get me started on the breathing!!! "

Breathing heavily, whilst snoring as well

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By *ultured Gent16Man
over a year ago

close.

"Annoy a woman without even being in the same postal code.

You guys do excel at this.

We most certainly do.

And we breathe too.

We really are an insidious bunch of miscreants with the certain and soul meaning in life to upset the delicate countenance of the faith sex.

Oh my god do not get me started on the breathing!!! "

On behalf of all mankind I apologise to the fairer sex and vow further to offer a heartfelt apology to all those lovely trees out there pumping out oxygen that waste on frivolities like life….

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fall asleep instantly after orgasm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fall asleep instantly after orgasm "

That's not just men ...

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By *aughty Couple ABCCouple
over a year ago

West Bromwich

"Read a map

Mrs here. I can read a map

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fall asleep instantly after orgasm "

True, annoying when it happens when you're working from home though

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By *heerfulbullMan
over a year ago

London

"Fall asleep instantly after orgasm "

So true

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By *ultured Gent16Man
over a year ago

close.

"Fall asleep instantly after orgasm

That's not just men ..."

Yeah. What a bout a cigarette and wiping your cock on the curtains???

Jesus.

These men!!!!!

I’m appalled.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sit in total silence doing absolutely fuck all and actually mean it when they say they're "fine"...."

Oh..ya .. forgot about that one ...women always say their " fine " when it's plain to see they're not . they're real experts at that one ok

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By *ultured Gent16Man
over a year ago

close.

"Read a map

Mrs here. I can read a map "

With pictures and large writing doesn’t count…

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Follow Google maps

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When I have my mind on going to a shop for something, I go straight to that shop, buy it and come straight back home.

I find a woman needs to look in every shop on the way there and have a coffee break inbetween. Then get on the phone and tell her friend how its going. Its like a full days work.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mean it when they reply "nothing" when asked what they're thinking about

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By *eard and BoobsCouple
over a year ago

Portstewart

"Change a fuckin flat tyre"

I’ve changed many a flat tyre on my own and not always on my own car or for another female. Mrs

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By *dward_TeagueMan
over a year ago

wolverhampton

Cum into a sock when you’re 14 or was that just me?

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By *acDreamyMan
over a year ago

Wirral

Open jam jars

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By *otBunsHunWoman
over a year ago

Yorkshire

"Um..? take 40 mins 2/3 times a day to take a shit at "convenient" times

If a jobs worth doing it’s worth doing well.

Tsssk at your impatience…

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"can you put the bins out?"

"Gotta go shit"

Funny that ....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They are bad at reversing a car. I gave an old man a lift once and we were travelling through the countryside down a narrow lane when I came face to face with a female driver.

The old guy yelled at me

" BE CAREFUL IS A WOMAN! "

made me laugh

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By *ottom charlieMan
over a year ago

washington

"Aim piss.

And yet the bathroom floor still gets covered

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thats because guys like to wash any hairs or such things off around the rim of the toilet,,

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By *odgerMooreMan
over a year ago

Carlisle

Write his name in pee in the snow! B

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By *den-Valley-coupleCouple
over a year ago

Cumbria

Kick shit out man of equal training.

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By *odgerMooreMan
over a year ago

Carlisle

"Kick shit out man of equal training. "

Chuck Norris…. Just saying!

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By *ultured Gent16Man
over a year ago

close.

"Um..? take 40 mins 2/3 times a day to take a shit at "convenient" times

If a jobs worth doing it’s worth doing well.

Tsssk at your impatience…

"can you put the bins out?"

"Gotta go shit"

Funny that ....

Can I put the bins out?

Yes I “can”.

Will I put the bins out is a totally different question…

I feel the biological urge to defecate ensuing swiftly….

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can only read the OP's question in the voice of Les Dennis, its so Family Fortunes.

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By *imi_RougeWoman
over a year ago

Portsmouth

Fall asleep in under a minute

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By *ushandkittyCouple
over a year ago

Gloucester

"Write his name in pee in the snow! B

A woman can do that......if she has a stencil!!!!

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By *ris GrayMan
over a year ago

Dorchester

"Um..? "
see over next doors fence

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By *ershingMan
over a year ago

liverpool

Scratch their balls??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Make a fem or egg pregnant

Everythjng else a fem can do

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By *ris GrayMan
over a year ago

Dorchester

"Make a fem or egg pregnant

Everythjng else a fem can do"
oh no you can't

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Enjoy a prostate massage.

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

Get an erection from having a poop.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Create smells that could kill fields of wild flowers, penetrate walls and cling to carpets.

Err. Disagree.

My ex could have made Hitlers job a lot easier in the concentration camps.

Men are not the only species capable of or fixing noxious and foul odours from their delicate hoops.

I was once woken choking in a tent Ona camping trip which my ex found childishly hilarious.

I however did not see the humour of her complete childishness, especially as my retorts (no pun intended) failed to have the same effect on her even when I covered her head with the duvet…."

Did the Gary Lineker affair not teach, we mustn't compare things to that period in history

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By *aulupforitMan
over a year ago

Corbridge

Spunk

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By *XZRMan
over a year ago

Highland

"Get an erection from having a poop."

Eh?

Time to redesign the toilet if that's the case.

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By *an hjCouple
over a year ago

Stowmarket

"Change a fuckin flat tyre"

Excuse me.

I changed a gents wheel for him, bet he never told his mates though, ....... wasn't you was it?

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By *ucka39Man
over a year ago

Newcastle

Agree to disagree quietly

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