FabSwingers.com forum: Fab Monopoly

By *ickshawed OP Couple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

There's so many versions of Monopoly out there these days, I think fab deserves its own.

So I come to you, fab fora. What would be the place names, the chance cards, the utilities?

My suggestion is the glory hole at the Scunthorpe public toilets for the cheapest place to stay on the board. Everyone wants to land there as it's so affordable, and you dread what comes next.

Over to you. I look forward to your wit and filth

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mayfair would be dinner at nero's

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

Keep the Water Works for those with that particular kink

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can we have grumpys custard factory

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Free parking at the dogging site

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By *ickshawed OP Couple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

"Mayfair would be dinner at nero's"

Oooh, what's he serving? And will he be wearing cufflinks?

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By *iger Tongue 84Man
over a year ago

that place

Added to wishlist

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mayfair would be dinner at nero's

Oooh, what's he serving? And will he be wearing cufflinks?

On his cuff only shirt

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"There's so many versions of Monopoly out there these days, I think fab deserves its own.

So I come to you, fab fora. What would be the place names, the chance cards, the utilities?

My suggestion is the glory hole at the Scunthorpe public toilets for the cheapest place to stay on the board. Everyone wants to land there as it's so affordable, and you dread what comes next.

Over to you. I look forward to your wit and filth

If you’ve been there can I suggest you get a tetanus stat

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Can we have grumpys custard factory

Obviously in the yellow properties section

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By *lephantisMan
over a year ago

Oxford

Can I make a claim on Paddington Station? It's where many of the best adventures start.

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By *elix SightedMan
over a year ago

Cloud 8

"Can we have grumpys custard factory

Is that a euphemism?!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *ickshawed OP Couple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

"Can I make a claim on Paddington Station? It's where many of the best adventures start."

Did you bring your own marmalade?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Go to jail is actually a dungeon

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"Can we have grumpys custard factory

Obviously in the yellow properties section

I was just a bit ick at that

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By *ull English with teaMan
over a year ago

London

Go to jail is a 5 day forum ban

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can we have grumpys custard factory

Is that a euphemism?!!"

No, actual cartons of ambrosia!

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By *enrietteandSamCouple
over a year ago

Staffordshire

Meli’s got the community chest…

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By *akeanyoneMan
over a year ago

I would have to argue the chance card would be the glory hole

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By *enrietteandSamCouple
over a year ago

Staffordshire

Instead of stations we could have different supermarkets people have fucked a watermelon round the back of.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jail to be ran by the mods

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London

One of the playing pieces is definitely a Ford Fiesta.

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Can we have grumpys custard factory

Obviously in the yellow properties section

I was just a bit ick at that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Free parking at the dogging site"

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Covent Garden

As I take much delight in a fine selection of breasts, I will lay claim to the Community Chest.

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By *ickshawed OP Couple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

It's your birthday! Collect a bukake from every other player

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By *ickshawed OP Couple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

"One of the playing pieces is definitely a Ford Fiesta."

Another one can be a butt plug

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

Board pieces, lynx can. Sky remote.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When the inevitable argument happens it just turns into a massive orgy instead.

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By *ickshawed OP Couple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

"Go to jail is actually a dungeon "

No-one would ever want to leave

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By *ull English with teaMan
over a year ago

London

"Board pieces, lynx can. Sky remote. "

Haha! Amazing

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By *lephantisMan
over a year ago

Oxford

"Can I make a claim on Paddington Station? It's where many of the best adventures start.

Did you bring your own marmalade? "

Of course! Oxford marmalade. (Thick and bitter.)

Free Parking is where we all put our keys in the middle of the board, right?

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By *r SproutMan
over a year ago

the middle

Message unanswered. Send again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Instead of collecting 200 when passing go you pay it as your fab subscription

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is there an actual glory hole at Scunthorpe public toilets?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Board pieces, lynx can. Sky remote. "

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By *enrietteandSamCouple
over a year ago

Staffordshire

The water works.

It’s not piss…

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By *elshcouple18Couple
over a year ago

Cardiff

Maybe a sperm banker?

And who'd be the communities chest I wonder? (.)(.)

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

You've just discovered a new emoji. Advance to go and collect £200.

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By *cottish guy 555Man
over a year ago

London

Fleet Street would be Essex Tom's place. It would be all over the news

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"Is there an actual glory hole at Scunthorpe public toilets?

Erm…

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I dread to think what that Scunthorpe glory hole is like

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Go to jail is actually a dungeon

No-one would ever want to leave

Make it include CBT and then see

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Board pieces, lynx can. Sky remote. "

Miniature dildo? Stilleto? Butt plug?

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

You have won second place on hot pics, collect 10 fabs from each player.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Board pieces, lynx can. Sky remote.

Miniature dildo? Stilleto? Butt plug?"

Pineapple

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Covent Garden

"Mayfair would be dinner at Nero's

Oooh, what's he serving? And will he be wearing cufflinks?

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Dress code: Black Tie...and nothing else. And that's just the ladies.

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"Mayfair would be dinner at Nero's

Oooh, what's he serving? And will he be wearing cufflinks?

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Dress code: Black Tie...and nothing else. And that's just the ladies.

That has inspired me into a new profile pic

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fleet Street would be Essex Tom's place. It would be all over the news

Ha ha. Brilliant

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

Pay doctors fees, would be a STI/GUM clinic fee.

Parking fine would be a fine for dogging.

Instead of houses and hotels it can be clubs (for play) and Cafes/pubs (for socials).

Lingerie shops can replace the train stations

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

Go would also dish out veris on every lap.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The chance cards would be questions from the Sydney University swinger questionnaire that you had to answer publicly to the other players

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

"The chance cards would be questions from the Sydney University swinger questionnaire that you had to answer publicly to the other players "

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

Community chest: you have made it to page one: move forward 5 spaces.

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Covent Garden

"Mayfair would be dinner at Nero's

Oooh, what's he serving? And will he be wearing cufflinks?

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Dress code: Black Tie...and nothing else. And that's just the ladies.

That has inspired me into a new profile pic

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We look forward to it!

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By *odgerMooreMan
over a year ago

Carlisle

Can I be the upside down pineapple?

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

"There's so many versions of Monopoly out there these days, I think fab deserves its own.

So I come to you, fab fora. What would be the place names, the chance cards, the utilities?

My suggestion is the glory hole at the Scunthorpe public toilets for the cheapest place to stay on the board. Everyone wants to land there as it's so affordable, and you dread what comes next.

Over to you. I look forward to your wit and filth

Ones things for certain these days.

The electric company will be far more valuable and a bigger earner than Mayfair with a frigging hotel on it.

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By *4bimMan
over a year ago

Farnborough Hampshire

This is a great thread

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pieces - a erect penis, a pair of boobs, a pineapple, a condom in it's wrapper, a padlock, and a paddle.

Train stations are replaced by swingers cruises.

All the 'crimes' that send you to jail are things like breaching the fab forum rules.

Utilities are FabSwingers and FabGuys.

Brown - Didcut Dogging Site, Brixton Cottaging Toilet

Blue - Avantgarde, The Attic, Chameleons

Pink - Torture Garden, the Playgrounds, Michaela's TV Lodge Parties

Orange - ClubF, Pandora, Quest

Red - Jaydees, Liberty Elite, Swingathon

Yellow - The Gatehouse, Infusions, Club Shhh

Green - Club Play, Vanilla Alternative, Hellfire

Dark blue - CJs, After Dark.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Stations.

England Scotland wales Ireland.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think the game maker needs to do this

We could have a yearly championship to see who's the world champion

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By *ilverjagMan
over a year ago

swansea

As it happens I'm in Scunthorpe next week, do you happen to have the name of the street and post code where the public toilets are with built in glory hole???

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By *ickshawed OP Couple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

"I think the game maker needs to do this

We could have a yearly championship to see who's the world champion "

Does the winner get to play with your googly eyes ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do you think it would mostly women that get past go while most of the men would still be rolling the dice over and over again?

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By *oitering-With-intentMan
over a year ago

city of Lodon

Getting a chance card could be fun

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Rather than go to jail you have to go and stand in the corner and have a wank. You don't get another turn till you cum.

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

"I think the game maker needs to do this

We could have a yearly championship to see who's the world champion "

Actually, if you google Hobbylark and look for this "board-games/make-your-own-monopoly" then you can down load the template and DIY.

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

"Rather than go to jail you have to go and stand in the corner and have a wank. You don't get another turn till you cum. "

Feeling Meh, miss a go.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Rather than go to jail you have to go and stand in the corner and have a wank. You don't get another turn till you cum. "

So a bit like tossing the dice to throw a double then

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

Forget lube/condom/sex toy/viagra: miss a go and pay the bank £40.

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By *LIVEANDKICKING100Man
over a year ago

DUBLIN

Kink cards and Sex Shops

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By *elfastDMan
over a year ago

belfast

Chancer - you’ve sent one too many copy and paste messages, proceed to forum ban jail and do not collect any Veris

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

Chance card - A lady is pregnant from the recent gangbang, pay £150 for a DNA test.

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

"Chance card - A lady is pregnant from the recent gangbang, pay £150 for a DNA test. "

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

"Chance card - A lady is pregnant from the recent gangbang, pay £150 for a DNA test.

It''s mine, oh dear

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