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"Remember to store your eggs upside down in the box Don't read threads whilst cooking and reach for the bloody hot handle! Remember my bib when eating a fried egg sarnie! Don't start running your washing up water while reading threads! Remember five second rule doesn't apply with your cat Put your slippers on to stop you stubbing the same fucking toe on the table Anyone else got some for me? "Unconvincing aging transvestites are hot AF | |||
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"Remember to store your eggs upside down in the box Don't read threads whilst cooking and reach for the bloody hot handle! Remember my bib when eating a fried egg sarnie! Don't start running your washing up water while reading threads! Remember five second rule doesn't apply with your cat Put your slippers on to stop you stubbing the same fucking toe on the table Anyone else got some for me? "You dropped your cat on the floor? | |||
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"Remember to store your eggs upside down in the box Don't read threads whilst cooking and reach for the bloody hot handle! Remember my bib when eating a fried egg sarnie! Don't start running your washing up water while reading threads! Remember five second rule doesn't apply with your cat Put your slippers on to stop you stubbing the same fucking toe on the table Anyone else got some for me?
You dropped your cat on the floor?" | |||
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"If I die at the gym doing a bench press, get someone to put extra plates on the bar before they call an ambulance" What we talking….. 50kg either side for 120 or do you want the oh he had a heart attack pushing 200, I got your back don’t worry :D | |||
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"Please educate me about the egg thing" When they pack eggs the bum (larger end) is always on top so when you lift the lid it's visible. My eggs always used to break until... Bad nanna advised to turn it upside down, break the shell at the smaller part and I've not had a broken egg since! | |||
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"Remember to store your eggs upside down in the box Don't read threads whilst cooking and reach for the bloody hot handle! Remember my bib when eating a fried egg sarnie! Don't start running your washing up water while reading threads! Remember five second rule doesn't apply with your cat Put your slippers on to stop you stubbing the same fucking toe on the table Anyone else got some for me?
You dropped your cat on the floor?"Oh!!! Haha nope i dropped my food and she got to it I'm the world's biggest animal lover x | |||
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"If I die at the gym doing a bench press, get someone to put extra plates on the bar before they call an ambulance What we talking….. 50kg either side for 120 or do you want the oh he had a heart attack pushing 200, I got your back don’t worry :D" Cheers bro! Let's go heart attack pushing 200. More weight, the better | |||
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"If I die at the gym doing a bench press, get someone to put extra plates on the bar before they call an ambulance" I think there's a squabbling line for you for mouth to mouth before they'd call!  | |||
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"Never take a sleeping tablet and a laxative at the same time. " Ahhh mate, that sounds so fucking uncomfortable lol | |||
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"Remember to store your eggs upside down in the box Don't read threads whilst cooking and reach for the bloody hot handle! Remember my bib when eating a fried egg sarnie! Don't start running your washing up water while reading threads! Remember five second rule doesn't apply with your cat Put your slippers on to stop you stubbing the same fucking toe on the table Anyone else got some for me? "Don't drink the water in swingers clubs hot tubs | |||
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"Remember to close the bathroom door so your child doesn't throw everything within reach into the toilet ...send
Soak your homemade chips in water first before deep frying
Never shave in a hurry "Lol red? White? I'll pop it in the post | |||
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"If I die at the gym doing a bench press, get someone to put extra plates on the bar before they call an ambulance I think there's a squabbling line for you for mouth to mouth before they'd call! "As long they're thorough  and avoid the the chest compressions  | |||
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"If I die at the gym doing a bench press, get someone to put extra plates on the bar before they call an ambulance I think there's a squabbling line for you for mouth to mouth before they'd call!
As long they're thorough and avoid the the chest compressions "I think the two handed action wouldn't be anywhere near your chest lol | |||
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"If I die at the gym doing a bench press, get someone to put extra plates on the bar before they call an ambulance" Hahaha that’s a good one | |||
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"It's #insert appropriate colour# bin night B" Ohhhhhhhh I know the answer to this one! It's the dark grey (possibly black) bin tonight! The bin collections are fucking weird round here | |||
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"Note to self: do not open that bag of Mini Eggs telling yourself you'll just have a couple." Always eat Mini Eggs bum end first | |||
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"Note to self: do not open that bag of Mini Eggs telling yourself you'll just have a couple. Always eat Mini Eggs bum end first" Crap. I got it wrong and put them in my mouth  | |||
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"Remember to store your eggs upside down in the box Don't read threads whilst cooking and reach for the bloody hot handle! Remember my bib when eating a fried egg sarnie! Don't start running your washing up water while reading threads! Remember five second rule doesn't apply with your cat Put your slippers on to stop you stubbing the same fucking toe on the table Anyone else got some for me?
You dropped your cat on the floor?
Oh!!! Haha nope i dropped my food and she got to it
I'm the world's biggest animal lover x"Ah cats don’t abide the 5 second rule anyway, they land on their feet | |||
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"Note to self: do not open that bag of Mini Eggs telling yourself you'll just have a couple. Always eat Mini Eggs bum end first Crap. I got it wrong and put them in my mouth "We're all different,I like to nibble off the shell first then eat the chocolate egg  | |||
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"Note to self: do not open that bag of Mini Eggs telling yourself you'll just have a couple. Always eat Mini Eggs bum end first" I'm now worried that I don't know which end is the bum end... | |||
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"Note to self: do not open that bag of Mini Eggs telling yourself you'll just have a couple. Always eat Mini Eggs bum end first I'm now worried that I don't know which end is the bum end..." Opposite to the mouth end, silly  | |||
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"Note to self: do not open that bag of Mini Eggs telling yourself you'll just have a couple. Always eat Mini Eggs bum end first I'm now worried that I don't know which end is the bum end..." All of the egg is bum end isn’t it? | |||
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"Note to self: do not open that bag of Mini Eggs telling yourself you'll just have a couple. Always eat Mini Eggs bum end first Crap. I got it wrong and put them in my mouth
We're all different,I like to nibble off the shell first then eat the chocolate egg "I've seen some crazy talk on the forum, but this has blown my mind... | |||
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"I'm sitting on my hands trying to not go to get my chocolate reading this!!" Stay strong! Learn from my mistakes! | |||
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"I'm sitting on my hands trying to not go to get my chocolate reading this!! Stay strong! Learn from my mistakes!" I can do it i can do it!! | |||
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"Note to self: do not open that bag of Mini Eggs telling yourself you'll just have a couple. Always eat Mini Eggs bum end first Crap. I got it wrong and put them in my mouth
We're all different,I like to nibble off the shell first then eat the chocolate egg
I've seen some crazy talk on the forum, but this has blown my mind... "I'm quite particular,don't get me started on ferrero rocher  | |||
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"Note to self: do not open that bag of Mini Eggs telling yourself you'll just have a couple. Always eat Mini Eggs bum end first Crap. I got it wrong and put them in my mouth
We're all different,I like to nibble off the shell first then eat the chocolate egg
I've seen some crazy talk on the forum, but this has blown my mind...
I'm quite particular,don't get me started on ferrero rocher "The mind boggles. I'm not even going to ask how you eat a Kit Kat. | |||
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"Note to self: do not open that bag of Mini Eggs telling yourself you'll just have a couple. Always eat Mini Eggs bum end first Crap. I got it wrong and put them in my mouth
We're all different,I like to nibble off the shell first then eat the chocolate egg
I've seen some crazy talk on the forum, but this has blown my mind...
I'm quite particular,don't get me started on ferrero rocher
The mind boggles. I'm not even going to ask how you eat a Kit Kat."Break it in half, nibble off the excess chocolate from where you broke it then bite either end and just eat the rest.... obviously | |||
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"Note to self: do not open that bag of Mini Eggs telling yourself you'll just have a couple. Always eat Mini Eggs bum end first Crap. I got it wrong and put them in my mouth
We're all different,I like to nibble off the shell first then eat the chocolate egg
I've seen some crazy talk on the forum, but this has blown my mind...
I'm quite particular,don't get me started on ferrero rocher
The mind boggles. I'm not even going to ask how you eat a Kit Kat.
Break it in half, nibble off the excess chocolate from where you broke it then bite either end and just eat the rest.... obviously "Oh, you're a complex creature. Nibbling the shell off a mini egg, but NOT taking the chocolate off around the edge of Kit Kat. The world's gone mad! | |||
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"Note to self: do not open that bag of Mini Eggs telling yourself you'll just have a couple. Always eat Mini Eggs bum end first Crap. I got it wrong and put them in my mouth
We're all different,I like to nibble off the shell first then eat the chocolate egg
I've seen some crazy talk on the forum, but this has blown my mind...
I'm quite particular,don't get me started on ferrero rocher
The mind boggles. I'm not even going to ask how you eat a Kit Kat.
Break it in half, nibble off the excess chocolate from where you broke it then bite either end and just eat the rest.... obviously
Oh, you're a complex creature. Nibbling the shell off a mini egg, but NOT taking the chocolate off around the edge of Kit Kat. The world's gone mad! " I like to keep people guessing | |||
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"I'm now worried that I don't know which end is the bum end..." You're not getting a bj off me then. | |||
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"If I die at the gym doing a bench press, get someone to put extra plates on the bar before they call an ambulance" Putting *some* plates on the bar in my case. | |||
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"Note to self: do not open that bag of Mini Eggs telling yourself you'll just have a couple. Always eat Mini Eggs bum end first I'm now worried that I don't know which end is the bum end... Opposite to the mouth end, silly "It’s a very nice blue dress. | |||
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"Please educate me about the egg thing When they pack eggs the bum (larger end) is always on top so when you lift the lid it's visible. My eggs always used to break until... Bad nanna advised to turn it upside down, break the shell at the smaller part and I've not had a broken egg since!" I always crack eggs on the side of the egg. | |||
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"Note to self: do not open that bag of Mini Eggs telling yourself you'll just have a couple. Always eat Mini Eggs bum end first Crap. I got it wrong and put them in my mouth
We're all different,I like to nibble off the shell first then eat the chocolate egg
I've seen some crazy talk on the forum, but this has blown my mind...
I'm quite particular,don't get me started on ferrero rocher
The mind boggles. I'm not even going to ask how you eat a Kit Kat."At what point do we talk about tonguing the goo out of the middle of Cream Eggs?! | |||
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"Note to self: do not open that bag of Mini Eggs telling yourself you'll just have a couple. Always eat Mini Eggs bum end first I'm now worried that I don't know which end is the bum end... Opposite to the mouth end, silly
It’s a very nice blue dress."Thank you | |||
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"Do all you can to avoid sneezing when you have a mouth full of weetabix." I constantly do that with porridge! | |||
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"Note to self: do not open that bag of Mini Eggs telling yourself you'll just have a couple. Always eat Mini Eggs bum end first Crap. I got it wrong and put them in my mouth
We're all different,I like to nibble off the shell first then eat the chocolate egg
I've seen some crazy talk on the forum, but this has blown my mind...
I'm quite particular,don't get me started on ferrero rocher
The mind boggles. I'm not even going to ask how you eat a Kit Kat.
At what point do we talk about tonguing the goo out of the middle of Cream Eggs?! "There's a new thread about this - apparently we're supposed to use another bodily tool to do this! | |||
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"Note to self: do not open that bag of Mini Eggs telling yourself you'll just have a couple. Always eat Mini Eggs bum end first Crap. I got it wrong and put them in my mouth
We're all different,I like to nibble off the shell first then eat the chocolate egg
I've seen some crazy talk on the forum, but this has blown my mind...
I'm quite particular,don't get me started on ferrero rocher
The mind boggles. I'm not even going to ask how you eat a Kit Kat.
At what point do we talk about tonguing the goo out of the middle of Cream Eggs?!
There's a new thread about this - apparently we're supposed to use another bodily tool to do this!"My curiosity is getting the better of me | |||
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