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"Jennie when you’re being my cheerleader can you wear that really short skirt and have some mahoosive Pom-Poms? Please "Littlebird _ittlebird rah rah rah. | |||
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"Jennie when you’re being my cheerleader can you wear that really short skirt and have some mahoosive Pom-Poms? Please
Littlebird _ittlebird rah rah rah."Woop woop  | |||
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"Who would win in a fight between an average grown man (5'11, around 180lbs) and 50 eight-year-olds?" If the 8 year olds are from Aldershot, the man ain't got a cat in hells chance | |||
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"Where have you hidden that rubber ducky this time Jennie...." In my knickers. You want to come and get it? | |||
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"Where have you hidden that rubber ducky this time Jennie.... In my knickers. You want to come and get it?" Yeah I'll put my hand up your bloomers for a rummage, I might find that watch I lost last time | |||
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"Jennie, I have no questions for you today. But just wanted to say that you are beautiful and magnificent "My omniscient senses confirm this is indeed the case. Well done. | |||
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"Can I ask my real question now please Jennie oh wise one?
If I’m having the Big O later this week do I have to sing Pretty Woman or Only the Lonely "Neither. Sing either 'Man Eater' (Hall & Oats) or 'Sex Bomb' (Tom Jones vesion. Then once the afterglow has faded 'Get the fuck out' (Skid Row) | |||
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"Oh magnificent one, what do I do when my online food shop delivery man comes and winks at me? He's been doing it the past few times and is fucking gorgeous He unloads, smiles and winks when he says bye and giggle like a tart!" Once he has unloaded, wipe your chin and say thankyou. | |||
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"Jennie. I’m only 28 but the constant back pain and sore joints are happening already. Is that it now?. Is it all down hill from here?. " You know the damage is irrecoverable when you look at beige cardigans and think "ooooh that's nice" | |||
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"Can I ask my real question now please Jennie oh wise one?
If I’m having the Big O later this week do I have to sing Pretty Woman or Only the Lonely
Neither.
Sing either 'Man Eater' (Hall & Oats) or 'Sex Bomb' (Tom Jones vesion. Then once the afterglow has faded 'Get the fuck out' (Skid Row)"I’m on it 
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"They dont go anywhere. They just die. . There is no silicon heaven" | |||
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"Why oh why am I so popular? " Cos you are a big old chunk of sexy googly eyed horn crumpet . Woof woof | |||
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"Why oh why am I so popular? Cos you are a big old chunk of sexy googly eyed horn crumpet . Woof woof " . Can I just be left alone and ignored | |||
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"Jennie I like to ask whats been one of your favourite forum posts? " Almost anything by Granny Crumpet. There was also a brilliant one not so long ago about TVs in your bedroom | |||
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"Jennie. I’m only 28 but the constant back pain and sore joints are happening already. Is that it now?. Is it all down hill from here?. You know the damage is irrecoverable when you look at beige cardigans and think "ooooh that's nice"" Fuckkkkkkk  | |||
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"Jennie. I’m only 28 but the constant back pain and sore joints are happening already. Is that it now?. Is it all down hill from here?. You know the damage is irrecoverable when you look at beige cardigans and think "ooooh that's nice" Fuckkkkkkk "Uh oh | |||
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"Jennie, what is the cause of human suffering?" Rocket. And goats cheese. Helped along by hard boiled eggs | |||
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"Jennie, what is the cause of human suffering? Rocket. And goats cheese. Helped along by hard boiled eggs" What if the rocket and goats cheese is on a pizza with figs and balsamic vinegar?  | |||
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"Jennie, what is the cause of human suffering? Rocket. And goats cheese. Helped along by hard boiled eggs What if the rocket and goats cheese is on a pizza with figs and balsamic vinegar? "Then humanity is doomed and the 4 dark riders head off to the tack room | |||
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"Jennie, what is the cause of human suffering? Rocket. And goats cheese. Helped along by hard boiled eggs What if the rocket and goats cheese is on a pizza with figs and balsamic vinegar?
Then humanity is doomed and the 4 dark riders head off to the tack room" | |||
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"Why did I get offended when being referred to as "what I should have been fucking"?" Because that ignores the beautiful human qualities you have and reduces you to just an object of sexual entitlement. . . (FAF?) | |||
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 could you help me understand this canundrum?
How is a baby 9months old in the womb, but when they are born in resets?  | |||
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"Oh magnificent one, what do I do when my online food shop delivery man comes and winks at me? He's been doing it the past few times and is fucking gorgeous He unloads, smiles and winks when he says bye and giggle like a tart! Once he has unloaded, wipe your chin and say thankyou." Haha he did it again and said have a great night....I hope he's not on here hahaha | |||
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"Dear all knowing Oracle could you help me understand this canundrum?
How is a baby 9months old in the womb, but when they are born in resets? "Because of Dr Trimester's rule of baby aging. I thought everyone knew that? | |||
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"Jennie, why did you not answer our question about biscuits?! It's important "Ah ... it was delayed in delivery due to congestion in the omniscience currents. In answer to your question.... . . . Malted Milk Biscuits are the superior type. Highly evolved and top of the food chain. | |||
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"Jennie, why did you not answer our question about biscuits?! It's important "She ignored mine too. sack her  | |||
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"Jennie, why did you not answer our question about biscuits?! It's important
She ignored mine too. sack her "Sack her! Sackcloth must be worn to perform penance  | |||
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"Dear all knowing Oracle could you help me understand this canundrum?
How is a baby 9months old in the womb, but when they are born in resets?
Because of Dr Trimester's rule of baby aging.
I thought everyone knew that?"I was ‘today years old’ when I learnt this lol
U truly are wise Oracle, you have my gratitude | |||
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"What do you think is the answer to the problem that is the biggest one these days?" 7.24 | |||
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"Jennie, why did you not answer our question about biscuits?! It's important
She ignored mine too. sack her
Sack her! Sackcloth must be worn to perform penance "Wrong thread. The confess your sins one was last week | |||
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"Jennie, why did you not answer our question about biscuits?! It's important
She ignored mine too. sack her "My sack is sacred. Sackrosanct in fact. | |||
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"Dear all knowing Oracle could you help me understand this canundrum?
How is a baby 9months old in the womb, but when they are born in resets?
Because of Dr Trimester's rule of baby aging.
I thought everyone knew that?
I was ‘today years old’ when I learnt this lol
U truly are wise Oracle, you have my gratitude "You are welcome | |||
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"Jennie, why did you not answer our question about biscuits?! It's important
She ignored mine too. sack her
Sack her! Sackcloth must be worn to perform penance "Shame? | |||
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"Jennie, why did you not answer our question about biscuits?! It's important
She ignored mine too. sack her
Sack her! Sackcloth must be worn to perform penance
Wrong thread.
The confess your sins one was last week "*Waves a cross and fingers the rosary, while backing slowly away* | |||
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"Jennie, why did you not answer our question about biscuits?! It's important
She ignored mine too. sack her
Sack her! Sackcloth must be worn to perform penance
Shame? "We have had enough feeding frenzy threads for one night. You are all just jealous of my allknoqmwingness | |||
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"Jennie, why did you not answer our question about biscuits?! It's important
She ignored mine too. sack her
Sack her! Sackcloth must be worn to perform penance
Wrong thread.
The confess your sins one was last week
*Waves a cross and fingers the rosary, while backing slowly away* "The devil is strong in this one Hail Mary etc | |||
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"Jennie, why did you not answer our question about biscuits?! It's important
She ignored mine too. sack her
Sack her! Sackcloth must be worn to perform penance
Shame?
We have had enough feeding frenzy threads for one night.
You are all just jealous of my allknoqmwingness"Did you type that with your knob | |||
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"Jennie, why did you not answer our question about biscuits?! It's important
Ah ... it was delayed in delivery due to congestion in the omniscience currents.
In answer to your question....
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Malted Milk Biscuits are the superior type. Highly evolved and top of the food chain."Surely Scottish shortcake biscuits are the best??   | |||
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"Jennie, why did you not answer our question about biscuits?! It's important
She ignored mine too. sack her
Sack her! Sackcloth must be worn to perform penance
Shame?
We have had enough feeding frenzy threads for one night.
You are all just jealous of my allknoqmwingness"I am totally jel of your allknofjcosnfhnwness | |||
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"What's the best flavour of Monster Munch? And what should I do with a pack, if I happened to buy one? " Pickled Onion. Once purchased, give them to Mr and he can personally deliver them to me | |||
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"Jennie, why did you not answer our question about biscuits?! It's important
Ah ... it was delayed in delivery due to congestion in the omniscience currents.
In answer to your question....
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Malted Milk Biscuits are the superior type. Highly evolved and top of the food chain.
Surely Scottish shortcake biscuits are the best?? "No. Jennie knows all | |||
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"Jennie, why did you not answer our question about biscuits?! It's important
She ignored mine too. sack her
Sack her! Sackcloth must be worn to perform penance
Shame?
We have had enough feeding frenzy threads for one night.
You are all just jealous of my allknoqmwingness
I am totally jel of your allknofjcosnfhnwness "Allknowingness ... as you well knew. The Oracle is feeling very attacked right now. I never claimed to be an expert typist, just omniscient | |||
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"Jenni, the most important dilemma is scones ,jam or cream first ?" Jam. To create a barrier that stops the moisture in the cream from soggifying the scone | |||
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"Your amazing Jennie as a proud cornishman big hugs and kisses x" There is only one truth | |||
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"Jennie, why did you not answer our question about biscuits?! It's important
She ignored mine too. sack her
Sack her! Sackcloth must be worn to perform penance
Shame?
We have had enough feeding frenzy threads for one night.
You are all just jealous of my allknoqmwingness
I am totally jel of your allknofjcosnfhnwness
Allknowingness ... as you well knew.
The Oracle is feeling very attacked right now.
I never claimed to be an expert typist, just omniscient "Oh beauts. It made me smile as you do every day
Now. FAF? | |||
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"The oracle is taking a break for a short time. To dress the wounds in her soul from the savage attack she sustained at the hands of the harpies "An immediate sorry would have been nice at that point | |||
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"The oracle is taking a break for a short time. To dress the wounds in her soul from the savage attack she sustained at the hands of the harpies
An immediate sorry would have been nice at that point" witches! | |||
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"The oracle is taking a break for a short time. To dress the wounds in her soul from the savage attack she sustained at the hands of the harpies
An immediate sorry would have been nice at that point witches!"Would you like a little walk up Pendle Hill? | |||
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"The oracle is taking a break for a short time. To dress the wounds in her soul from the savage attack she sustained at the hands of the harpies
An immediate sorry would have been nice at that point"You’re owed an apology dammit Oracle. An obsequious one n all. | |||
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"The oracle is taking a break for a short time. To dress the wounds in her soul from the savage attack she sustained at the hands of the harpies
An immediate sorry would have been nice at that point witches!
Would you like a little walk up Pendle Hill?"I knew you'd say that! | |||
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"The oracle is taking a break for a short time. To dress the wounds in her soul from the savage attack she sustained at the hands of the harpies
An immediate sorry would have been nice at that point
You’re owed an apology dammit Oracle. An obsequious one n all. "I'll take whatever I can get. Story of my life | |||
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"What’s the square root of 8,357,812 to the nearest decimal point? " 2,890.9880 | |||
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"What’s the square root of 8,357,812 to the nearest decimal point? 2,890.9880" This | |||
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"The oracle is taking a break for a short time. To dress the wounds in her soul from the savage attack she sustained at the hands of the harpies
An immediate sorry would have been nice at that point witches!
Would you like a little walk up Pendle Hill?
I knew you'd say that! "Lancashire FTW | |||
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"Your amazing Jennie as a proud cornishman big hugs and kisses x There is only one truth " Can people handle the truth? | |||
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"Jennie. I’m only 28 but the constant back pain and sore joints are happening already. Is that it now?. Is it all down hill from here?. You know the damage is irrecoverable when you look at beige cardigans and think "ooooh that's nice"" Ah fuck! I bought a beige cardigan yesterday hahaha | |||
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"Jennie, what's the origins of the saying to break bread? " Last supper | |||
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"Jennie. I’m only 28 but the constant back pain and sore joints are happening already. Is that it now?. Is it all down hill from here?. You know the damage is irrecoverable when you look at beige cardigans and think "ooooh that's nice" Ah fuck! I bought a beige cardigan yesterday hahaha" I know | |||
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"Your amazing Jennie as a proud cornishman big hugs and kisses x There is only one truth Can people handle the truth?" Only the well adjusted ones | |||
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"The oracle is taking a break for a short time. To dress the wounds in her soul from the savage attack she sustained at the hands of the harpies
An immediate sorry would have been nice at that point witches!
Would you like a little walk up Pendle Hill?
I knew you'd say that!
Lancashire FTW "And that | |||
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"Your amazing Jennie as a proud cornishman big hugs and kisses x There is only one truth Can people handle the truth? Only the well adjusted ones " Ah, bollocks | |||
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"Why did I get offended when being referred to as "what I should have been fucking"? Because that ignores the beautiful human qualities you have and reduces you to just an object of sexual entitlement. . . (FAF?)"  And you like Malted Milk! | |||
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"The oracle is taking a break for a short time. To dress the wounds in her soul from the savage attack she sustained at the hands of the harpies "Harpies | |||
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"The oracle is taking a break for a short time. To dress the wounds in her soul from the savage attack she sustained at the hands of the harpies
Harpies "Yes. Harpies | |||
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"The oracle is taking a break for a short time. To dress the wounds in her soul from the savage attack she sustained at the hands of the harpies
An immediate sorry would have been nice at that point witches!
Would you like a little walk up Pendle Hill?
I knew you'd say that!
Lancashire FTW
And that"You are truly omniscient | |||
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"The oracle is taking a break for a short time. To dress the wounds in her soul from the savage attack she sustained at the hands of the harpies
An immediate sorry would have been nice at that point witches!
Would you like a little walk up Pendle Hill?
I knew you'd say that!
Lancashire FTW
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You are truly omniscient "I am | |||
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"Jennie, what is the secret to happiness?" Never speak to or about yourself in a manner you wouldn't tolerate someone speaking to your best friend. Plus. Shoes. Sequins Shoes AND sequins | |||
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"Jennie, what is the secret to happiness? Never speak to or about yourself in a manner you wouldn't tolerate someone speaking to your best friend. Plus. Shoes. Sequins Shoes AND sequins" Is glitter an acceptable substitute? (There's a makeup influencer who talks about glitter fallout as "glitter bukkake". I've decided you need to know this) | |||
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"Jennie, what is the secret to happiness? Never speak to or about yourself in a manner you wouldn't tolerate someone speaking to your best friend. Plus. Shoes. Sequins Shoes AND sequins Is glitter an acceptable substitute? (There's a makeup influencer who talks about glitter fallout as "glitter bukkake". I've decided you need to know this)" I knew this. Jennie knows everything Glitter is a substitute in cases of emergency | |||
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"Jennie, what is the secret to happiness? Never speak to or about yourself in a manner you wouldn't tolerate someone speaking to your best friend. Plus. Shoes. Sequins Shoes AND sequins Is glitter an acceptable substitute? (There's a makeup influencer who talks about glitter fallout as "glitter bukkake". I've decided you need to know this) I knew this. Jennie knows everything Glitter is a substitute in cases of emergency" | |||
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