FabSwingers.com forum: Having some extras fitted

By *elix Sighted OP Man
over a year ago

Cloud 8

Inspired by something I wrote on another thread.

If you could have extra body parts fitted that actually worked, what would you go for?

Steering clear of the obvious for a moment, I think an extra arm & hand would be bloody useful.

For the purposes of this thread, you may assume your clothes have been adapted and all is seen as normal in this utopian future

Let’s add in the ability to move existing body parts around to a more convenient location.

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London

Eyes in the back of my head might be handy. For something or other.

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By *uietguy689Man
over a year ago

Abingdon

Always thought having an eye on the end of a finger would be useful

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By *ate_BMan
over a year ago

London

Sounds strange but a 3rd eye at the back of my head would come in handy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Swap my foot for my tongue,…much easier and quicker as I often put my foot in it anyway.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A brain in my heart. So I could switch it on as a form of protection from bad decisions, insults or stuff

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

Can I replace my leg (L) and pelvis and spine please? And eyes in the back of the head would be good.

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By *ucka39Man
over a year ago

Newcastle

Adjustable legs so I could reach the high stuff

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By *4bimMan
over a year ago

Farnborough Hampshire

"A brain in my heart. So I could switch it on as a form of protection from bad decisions, insults or stuff "

Ah yes

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By *ornLordMan
over a year ago

Wiltshire and London

Two hearts might be useful.

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By *ustamanMan
over a year ago

weymouth

Tbh I'd go with replacement of the damaged suboptimal parts, eyes, hearing and the arthritic bits - not wishing to be greedy

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By *ull English with teaMan
over a year ago

London

I’d like a tail to swoosh about

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A second brain

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By *hrista BellendWoman
over a year ago

surrounded by twinkly lights

8 arms would be stupendous

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd have a hoover and duster coming out of my bum to save time on cleaning

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Eyeballs on a twirly thing so when they got a bit short sighted, you can twizzle them round to a brand new fully sighted eyeball. Like a spin the wheel but in your eye socket.

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London

"8 arms would be stupendous

Eight Arms to Hold You?

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By *egasus NobMan
over a year ago

Merton

Adjustable spine which I can bend any way and elongated or shortened.

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By *elix Sighted OP Man
over a year ago

Cloud 8

"Can I replace my leg (L) and pelvis and spine please? And eyes in the back of the head would be good. "

But the key question is, would you replace like for like or have something entirely different?

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By *elix Sighted OP Man
over a year ago

Cloud 8

"8 arms would be stupendous

What would you do with eight arms?!!

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By *elix Sighted OP Man
over a year ago

Cloud 8

"A second brain

Men have two brains. Trust us, the second one just gets you in trouble

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A second brain

Men have two brains. Trust us, the second one just gets you in trouble

Okay maybe a second sensible brain then

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By *unloversCouple
over a year ago

rotherham

Veneers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A second cock so I can DP a girl by myself. Would have them different sizes to give the woman choice and finally disprove the "Size doesn't matter " lie

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By *elloWoman
over a year ago

alpha centauri

Definitely a cock, it looks like so much fun, I'd be sticking it in everything

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Definitely a cock, it looks like so much fun, I'd be sticking it in everything "

Warm apple pie?

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By *oanne ETV/TS
over a year ago

Near Warrington

A longer tongue that gives me the ability to lick my eyebrows xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You didn’t say what kinds of body parts, so I’ll have a pair of beautiful eagle wings please. I reckon that would sort a lot of my issues. Diesel costs being one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am going for an operation next week to get a reversing beacon fitted so a don't kill anyone with my ass when I walk backwards

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Covent Garden

I would like a Stupidity Organ so that I can empathise with a few of the reprobates on here.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"Can I replace my leg (L) and pelvis and spine please? And eyes in the back of the head would be good.

But the key question is, would you replace like for like or have something entirely different? "

I'll go bionic please, hopefully less pain and less falling to bits.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll move my eyes down to my breasts please

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By *elix Sighted OP Man
over a year ago

Cloud 8

"You didn’t say what kinds of body parts, so I’ll have a pair of beautiful eagle wings please. I reckon that would sort a lot of my issues. Diesel costs being one

Oh, nice twist! You could literally soar like an eagle and fly wherever you want. Imagine the freedom, the feeling of infinite horizons, seeing the beauty of the world from up there.

But you don’t have to eat mice!

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By *elix Sighted OP Man
over a year ago

Cloud 8

"Definitely a cock, it looks like so much fun, I'd be sticking it in everything "

you know most of us chaps don’t go round knobbing the furniture?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’d like another vagina please. I feel like a woman with two vaginas could be very powerful.

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By *ecretRDZVMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

A lot of people are going for extra eyes, but would you see from them all at once or have some kind of switch? It would be confusing to see different perspectives at the same time. I’d probably have gills so I could swim to the bottom of the sea, just a bit of curiosity really.

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By *ust RachelTV/TS
over a year ago

Horsham

Not extras, just replacements.

Eye, testicle, knees, and teeth.

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By *elix Sighted OP Man
over a year ago

Cloud 8

"I’d like another vagina please. I feel like a woman with two vaginas could be very powerful."

You would become the unicorn of unicorns!

In fact, we could also fit you with a little horn

(And I don’t mean so you can go “meep meep”)

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By *ormalfornorfolkMan
over a year ago

Norwich

I would like a patience gland. Might improve the chances for my genes, if you know what I mean.

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

Can I have a second head please.

One that looks like Henry Cavill, Ryan Reynolds or Hugh Jackman will do.

Then when I want to go out on the pull I can just stick a bag over mine and boost my chances of success.......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’d like another vagina please. I feel like a woman with two vaginas could be very powerful.

You would become the unicorn of unicorns!

In fact, we could also fit you with a little horn

(And I don’t mean so you can go “meep meep”)"

That’s actually perfect

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

Can I just have some longer legs please

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