FabSwingers.com forum: I touched it and it exploded on me

By *ickshawed OP Couple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

It sprayed juice all over me

Last week I cleared out the fridge, found a tub of forgotten baked beans and it erupted when I lifted the lid.

And today I opened a tin of soup with a ring pull lid and it managed to spray all over me. It even went up my sleeve!

Have you had any explosive moments lately? Food related, or otherwise?

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By *elix SightedMan
over a year ago

Cloud 8

Yoghurts are a bugger for this. Many’s the time I’ve been splattered by billy banana flavour.

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By *ucka39Man
over a year ago

Newcastle

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By *ucka39Man
over a year ago

Newcastle

Not recently but you might have something there it's how most of the designer clothes been designed

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

Ketchup bottles recently. Don’t know what’s going on with them! They’re squirting every which way

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

Yes! Only last week I joked to Mr N that I was going to start a thread entitled 'I've just squirted all over the kitchen '. I peeled an orange that was so juicy that it squirted over me, the worktop and narrowly missed hitting Mr N in the eye.

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair

I uncorked a 1977 Tattinger™ NV and the confounded thing went everywhere. My cufflinks are fucked.

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By *elix SightedMan
over a year ago

Cloud 8

"I uncorked a 1977 Tattinger™ NV and the confounded thing went everywhere. My cufflinks are fucked."

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By *istyPeaksCouple
over a year ago

braintree

"I uncorked a 1977 Tattinger™ NV and the confounded thing went everywhere. My cufflinks are fucked."

FFS

Can we stop mentioning cufflinks & fucking. I’m in a puddle here

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By *ickshawed OP Couple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

"I uncorked a 1977 Tattinger™ NV and the confounded thing went everywhere. My cufflinks are fucked."

At least something around here is getting fucked

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By *imi_RougeWoman
over a year ago

Portsmouth

I went to crack an egg, to add in the frying pan and it went everywhere, all over the side, down the washing machine, on the floor. Egg is the worst thing to clean up!

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