FabSwingers.com forum: fb is gona get a bit of anal on sat!

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Right iv done anal with her before and she says it hurts her so not a lover. Anyway I won a bet and if she lost she gets it. Shes got anal beads and a but plug that I got her. And poppers. Any ideas on how I can make it a bit more enjoyable for her??? I will make her cum first and all the usual stuf lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lube lube and more lube

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

loads and loads of lube, have fun!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Right iv done anal with her before and she says it hurts her so not a lover. Anyway I won a bet and if she lost she gets it. Shes got anal beads and a but plug that I got her. And poppers. Any ideas on how I can make it a bit more enjoyable for her??? I will make her cum first and all the usual stuf lol"

Have you asked her first?

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By *oodmessMan
over a year ago

yumsville

invite me!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Take a good run up

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Make sure she takes the beads & butt plug out first

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Take a good run up

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By *f3_ladyWoman
over a year ago

Cardiff

Anal sex should not hurt, if it does you are doing something wrong. The secret to enjoyable anal is a lots of lube (get one intended for anal), taking your time (pause after initial insertion) and not getting to physical until she is ready for it. I have have lots of experience of it and it's fab when done correctly.

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By *els_BellsWoman
over a year ago

with the moon n stars somewhere in gtr manc

"Take a good run up

He means a human female not a ewe.

I hope anyway

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Take a good run up

He means a human female not a ewe.

I hope anyway

Just spat my tea out, excellent!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Take a good run up

He means a human female not a ewe.

I hope anyway

I love you dave, you make me laugh out loud with your dumb comments

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Take a good run up

He means a human female not a ewe.

I hope anyway

I love you dave, you make me laugh out loud with your dumb comments

You lot are cunts!

excuse the French

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Take a good run up

He means a human female not a ewe.

I hope anyway

I love you dave, you make me laugh out loud with your dumb comments

You lot are cunts!

excuse the French "

Now now. That was completely uncalled for. Now fuck off and do some work

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Take a good run up

He means a human female not a ewe.

I hope anyway

It's a tried and tested method that works on both females if the species oh that and a good hockalugie!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Take a good run up

He means a human female not a ewe.

I hope anyway

I love you dave, you make me laugh out loud with your dumb comments

You lot are cunts!

excuse the French

Now now. That was completely uncalled for. Now fuck off and do some work "

No the sheep are getting a break while he is on here!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Take a good run up

He means a human female not a ewe.

I hope anyway

I love you dave, you make me laugh out loud with your dumb comments

You lot are cunts!

excuse the French

Now now. That was completely uncalled for. Now fuck off and do some

work "

Ahhh parlais vous francaise?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sorry surely if she doesn't like anal then you should respect that!!

Can't you think of another forfeit ?

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston

I thought this was about some weird thing I needed to look out for on Facebook on Saturday

Sorry. Carry on

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By *am123Man
over a year ago

essex chelmsford

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Take a good run up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sorry surely if she doesn't like anal then you should respect that!!

Can't you think of another forfeit ? "

I was thinking this. No matter what a guy does if I'm not in the mood I can't do anal. Even with a bet I'd expect not to manage it

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

At what point do the party poppers get pulled? Or do you let em off up the old wind pipe?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Sorry surely if she doesn't like anal then you should respect that!!

Can't you think of another forfeit ? "

When I say it hurts her I dont mean painful just a bit uncomfortable. She wouldnt surggest it if she really didnt want to do it.

I do respect her and if she didnt want to do it she wouldnt. shes the one that made the bet. Shes quite light hearted about it unlike some on here! Go jump on someone elses back!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Have you asked her first?

no I was planning on doing it wile shes sleeping!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sorry surely if she doesn't like anal then you should respect that!!

Can't you think of another forfeit ?

When I say it hurts her I dont mean painful just a bit uncomfortable. She wouldnt surggest it if she really didnt want to do it.

I do respect her and if she didnt want to do it she wouldnt. shes the one that made the bet. Shes quite light hearted about it unlike some on here! Go jump on someone elses back!"

I wasn't jumping on your back.....

Just your OP came across as you fb really didn't like anal.... And if you care to read some of my other posts around the forum you will see I am light hearted!!

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By *am123Man
over a year ago

essex chelmsford

Sorry surely if she doesn't like anal then you should respect that!!

Can't you think of another forfeit ?

When I say it hurts her I dont mean painful just a bit uncomfortable. She wouldnt surggest it if she really didnt want to do it.

I do respect her and if she didnt want to do it she wouldnt. shes the one that made the bet. Shes quite light hearted about it unlike some on here! Go jump on someone elses back!

I wasn't jumping on your back.....

Just your OP came across as you fb really didn't like anal.... And if you care to read some of my other posts around the forum you will see I am light hearted!!

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u are light hearted so is cheeky, he prob wernt being off wth u xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have a tried and trusted method that if you follow you will have a fabulous time fucking her ass.

It is important ot get the timing just right or it'll go tits up. Here's what you do:

Lube her sphincter plentifully, and then, just as you've got your bell end poised to break in, give her a whack on the back of her head and then ram it home. The whack on the head makes her focus on something else.

Once you're in she might struggle a bit but you can kid her, sorry, convince her that she has to settle into it. Let her buck a bit as it makes it interesting. Good luck.

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By *am123Man
over a year ago

essex chelmsford

"I have a tried and trusted method that if you follow you will have a fabulous time fucking her ass.

It is important ot get the timing just right or it'll go tits up. Here's what you do:

Once you're in she might struggle a bit but you can kid her, sorry, convince her that she has to settle into it. Let her buck a bit as it makes it interesting. Good luck.

lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have a tried and trusted method that if you follow you will have a fabulous time fucking her ass.

It is important ot get the timing just right or it'll go tits up. Here's what you do:

Lube her sphincter plentifully, and then, just as you've got your bell end poised to break in, give her a whack on the back of her head and then ram it home. The whack on the head makes her

focus on something else.

Once you're in she might struggle a bit but you can kid her, sorry, convince her that she has to settle into it. Let her buck a bit as it makes it interesting. Good luck.

The ol rodeo method

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"I have a tried and trusted method that if you follow you will have a fabulous time fucking her ass.

It is important ot get the timing just right or it'll go tits up. Here's what you do:

Once you're in she might struggle a bit but you can kid her, sorry, convince her that she has to settle into it. Let her buck a bit as it makes it interesting. Good luck.

Whispering her sisters name usually makes her buck a bit harder as well

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By *coobyroo218Couple
over a year ago

Guernsey

Lots of lube and push it in slowly once in take a moment to relax her and for her to get used to it, then push a little more in until she feels comfortable for you to start to fuck it like no tomorrow.

Do not know how far its true but jen got told that as i am entering her she pushes like she is trying to have a poop, this opens up the muscles and allows easier entry, like said how far its true I have no idea.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lube and more also don't make her come first... I prefer anal when im at my peek

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"Lots of lube and push it in slowly once in take a moment to relax her and for her to get used to it, then push a little more in until she feels comfortable for you to start to fuck it like no tomorrow.

Does it not cause a bit of a traffic jam in there if she does that?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Lube and more also don't make her come first... I prefer anal when im at my peek

Duely noted;)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do not know how far its true but jen got told that as i am entering her she pushes like she is trying to have a

poop, this opens up the muscles and allows easier entry, like said how far its true I have no idea.

Does it not cause a bit of a traffic jam in there if she does that?"

You are hanging

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have a tried and trusted method that if you follow you will have a fabulous time fucking her ass.

It is important ot get the timing just right or it'll go tits up. Here's what you do:

Once you're in she might struggle a bit but you can kid her, sorry, convince her that she has to settle into it. Let her buck a bit as it makes it interesting. Good luck.

Whispering her sisters name usually makes her buck a bit harder as well

Tried that with my first wife, and that's when she discovered I'd been having an affair. She doesn't have a sister you see.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Lube and more also don't make her come first... I prefer anal when im at my peek

Duely noted;)"

Shocking you are

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By *issHottieBottieWoman
over a year ago

Kent

"Take a good run up

He means a human female not a ewe.

I hope anyway

I just choked on my dinner x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Right get the lube bottle and squirt half the contents in to her bum by pressing the opening against her bum then squirt loads all over your cock it'll slide in no problem then

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

I would steer clear of poppers if you have been for an ECG

you may not mean you would sniff them but be careful of the odour filling the room

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By *els_BellsWoman
over a year ago

with the moon n stars somewhere in gtr manc

"Take a good run up

He means a human female not a ewe.

I hope anyway

I just choked on my dinner x "

Sorry

Couldnt help myself

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By *issHottieBottieWoman
over a year ago

Kent

Would just like to point out that I have tears of laughter streaming down my face. I love you lot (in a friendly forum banter type way) xx

OP in all seriousness try and make yourself a bit clearer with your first post coz it did come across pretty bad but now you've changed the story it's not so much, I know this has happened before with your posts, people can only comment on what they read and your first post sounded harsh to your FB x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Take a good run up

He means a human female not a ewe.

I hope anyway

I just choked on my dinner x

Sorry

Couldnt help myself

Don't worry you've gone down in my little black book!

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By *issHottieBottieWoman
over a year ago

Kent

"I would steer clear of poppers if you have been for an ECG

you may not mean you would sniff them but be careful of the odour filling the room"

I bought some once and the bottle was dodgy, me and my bf were sat in the back of my patents car in the freezing cold with the windows wide open giggling away coz it stunk and all my mum kept saying was her head was going funny!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So if you lost the bet could she have shoved a strap on up your arse? Maybe make you cum first? Let you sniff poppers? Or you just bite the pillow?

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

"I would steer clear of poppers if you have been for an ECG

you may not mean you would sniff them but be careful of the odour filling the room

poor mum, it would do. hope she was ok

it is also easy to spill some when sniffing so the aroma lingers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I would steer clear of poppers if you have been for an ECG

you may not mean you would sniff them but be careful of the odour filling the room

I bought some once and the bottle was dodgy, me and my bf were sat in the back of my patents car in the freezing

cold with the windows wide open giggling away coz it stunk and all my mum kept saying was her head was going funny!!

And then she proceeded to shit herself!

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

To the OP I'm off now for the weekend so good luck with all of the butt fucking!

I look forward to a full report on Monday!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Get her arsehole wet with your tongue first, lots of lube, few deep whiffs of poppers, then go for it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lube like has been said, use your finger slowly let her do the pushing back on it and not you pushing in that way you,ll know she fine with it.

But dont try to finger fuck it, just work it and have a little play, then move to the beads incerting slowing allowing her to push on to you, then more lube good stiff of popers helps, put some lube on your cock aswell and bellend first and move slighty working it, and allow her to push back on to you, again that way she will be in control and it shouldnt work and you,ll get the anal you want,

for any guy that wants to try anal with his mrs do it on yourself first and you,ll soon realise how it can be painful if not done right and up for it, and im pretty sure you,ll try a easier nicer way lol

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By *issHottieBottieWoman
over a year ago

Kent

"I would steer clear of poppers if you have been for an ECG

you may not mean you would sniff them but be careful of the odour filling the room

I bought some once and the bottle was dodgy, me and my bf were sat in the back of my patents car in the freezing

cold with the windows wide open giggling away coz it stunk and all my mum kept saying was her head was going funny!!

And then she proceeded to shit herself!

DAVE!!!!

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By *coobyroo218Couple
over a year ago

Guernsey

Whats all the fascination with "poppers" why do you need poppers to enjoy anything specially anal??

Never seen poppers advertised as an anal stimulant

Could just be me as i have never used them or want to for that matter, but each to their own

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By *issHottieBottieWoman
over a year ago

Kent

"Whats all the fascination with "poppers" why do you need poppers to enjoy anything specially anal??

Never seen poppers advertised as an anal stimulant

Could just be me as i have never used them or want to for that matter, but each to their own"

Isn't that what they were actually used for? To relax you and your muscles. I didn't buy them for that I was a raver lol x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have you asked her first?

no I was planning on doing it wile shes sleeping! "

Hope she is a deep sleeper then

Good luck and have fun

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Whats all the fascination with "poppers" why do you need poppers to enjoy anything specially anal??

Never seen poppers advertised as an anal stimulant

Could just be me as i have never used them or want to for that matter, but each to their own

Isn't that what they were actually used for? To relax you and your muscles. I didn't buy them for that I was a raver lol x "

so was we big box little box fishes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

ROFPMSL with this thread.... one of the best all week!

Go Dave! Go Dave! Go Dave!!!

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By *issHottieBottieWoman
over a year ago

Kent

"Whats all the fascination with "poppers" why do you need poppers to enjoy anything specially anal??

Never seen poppers advertised as an anal stimulant

Could just be me as i have never used them or want to for that matter, but each to their own

Isn't that what they were actually used for? To relax you and your muscles. I didn't buy them for that I was a raver lol x

so was we big box little box fishes "

Hahahha! Oh they were the days xx

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By *issHottieBottieWoman
over a year ago

Kent

"ROFPMSL with this thread.... one of the best all week!

Go Dave! Go Dave! Go Dave!!!

Agree!! Dave has been on top form the past couple of days x

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

"Whats all the fascination with "poppers" why do you need poppers to enjoy anything specially anal??

Never seen poppers advertised as an anal stimulant

Could just be me as i have never used them or want to for that matter, but each to their own"

Originally poppers were used by gays as it relaxed muscles. Not sure about the current formula though - they just make my nose sore.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Sorry surely if she doesn't like anal then you should respect that!!

Can't you think of another forfeit ?

When I say it hurts her I dont mean painful just a bit uncomfortable. She wouldnt surggest it if she really didnt want to do it.

I do respect her and if she didnt want to do it she wouldnt. shes the one that made the bet. Shes quite light hearted about it unlike some on here! Go jump on someone elses back!

I wasn't jumping on your back.....

Just your OP came across as you fb really didn't like anal.... And if you care to read some of my other posts around the forum you will see I am light hearted!!

u are light hearted so is cheeky, he prob wernt being off wth u xx

Probably my fault for not explaining verry well so no worries. Im sure you are light hearted. Im not tho so dont know what yams been smoking!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

So if you lost the bet could she have shoved a strap on up your arse? Maybe make you cum first? Let you sniff poppers? Or you just bite the pillow? "

I wouldnt be stupid enough to agree to that! She wanted a foot massage and for me to cook her dinner.

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By *am123Man
over a year ago

essex chelmsford

Sorry surely if she doesn't like anal then you should respect that!!

Can't you think of another forfeit ?

When I say it hurts her I dont mean painful just a bit uncomfortable. She wouldnt surggest it if she really didnt want to do it.

I do respect her and if she didnt want to do it she wouldnt. shes the one that made the bet. Shes quite light hearted about it unlike some on here! Go jump on someone elses back!

I wasn't jumping on your back.....

Just your OP came across as you fb really didn't like anal.... And if you care to read some of my other posts around the forum you will see I am light hearted!!

u are light hearted so is cheeky, he prob wernt being off wth u xx

Probably my fault for not explaining verry well so no worries. Im sure you are light hearted. Im not tho so dont know what yams been smoking! "
just spent 24hours in forum cells so been on the hard stuff, my mistake ur a ... realy lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sorry surely if she doesn't like anal then you should respect that!!

Can't you think of another forfeit ?

I was thinking this. No matter what a guy does if I'm not in the mood I can't do anal. Even with a bet I'd expect not to manage it"

I totally agree and was thinking that. If she doesn't like it you should respect that! It's all about mutual respect I don't like anal and I wouldn't do it no matter what so if a guy I'm with can't respect that he's out!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Sorry surely if she doesn't like anal then you should respect that!!

Can't you think of another forfeit ?

When I say it hurts her I dont mean painful just a bit uncomfortable. She wouldnt surggest it if she really didnt want to do it.

I do respect her and if she didnt want to do it she wouldnt. shes the one that made the bet. Shes quite light hearted about it unlike some on here! Go jump on someone elses back!

I wasn't jumping on your back.....

Just your OP came across as you fb really didn't like anal.... And if you care to read some of my other posts around the forum you will see I am light hearted!!

u are light hearted so is cheeky, he prob wernt being off wth u xx

Probably my fault for not explaining verry well so no worries. Im sure you are light hearted. Im not tho so dont know what yams been smoking! just spent 24hours in forum cells so been on the hard stuff, my mistake ur a ... realy lol

Thats more like it! I hope the words you missed out was miserable cunt!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Sorry surely if she doesn't like anal then you should respect that!!

Can't you think of another forfeit ?

I was thinking this. No matter what a guy does if I'm not in the mood I can't do anal. Even with a bet I'd expect not to manage it

dejafuckingvu!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

go slow with her and plenty of lube

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I hope I dont get a forum ban for calling myself a cunt

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By *am123Man
over a year ago

essex chelmsford

Sorry surely if she doesn't like anal then you should respect that!!

Can't you think of another forfeit ?

When I say it hurts her I dont mean painful just a bit uncomfortable. She wouldnt surggest it if she really didnt want to do it.

I do respect her and if she didnt want to do it she wouldnt. shes the one that made the bet. Shes quite light hearted about it unlike some on here! Go jump on someone elses back!

I wasn't jumping on your back.....

Just your OP came across as you fb really didn't like anal.... And if you care to read some of my other posts around the forum you will see I am light hearted!!

u are light hearted so is cheeky, he prob wernt being off wth u xx

Thats more like it! I hope the words you missed out was miserable cunt! "
lol somthing like that cant stand the forum prison food to go in again lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Loads of lube

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Warn her first

Also good to take tgem out of the freexer a good while before you play with the toys

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