FabSwingers.com forum: Fanny batter! Lol x

By *padger1066 OP Man
over a year ago

Out and about

I was with a girl last night and when she took her panties off there was loads of fanny batter in them! But fuck she tasted good - is that wrong? Lol x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Puke!

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By *lackshadow7Man
over a year ago

Toronto

Fanny batter as in discharge? Or someone else had cum in her?

In any case, i'd pass on that one, feel slightly ill thinking about it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That sounds gross

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By *padger1066 OP Man
over a year ago

Out and about

But I did get her very excited as she sucked my cock -maybe that had something to do with it x

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By *uncouple981Couple
over a year ago

ayrshire

I have just been a little sick in my mouth

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By *padger1066 OP Man
over a year ago

Out and about

"I have just been a little sick in my mouth

Mmm filthy! Lol x

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By *els_BellsWoman
over a year ago

with the moon n stars somewhere in gtr manc

"I have just been a little sick in my mouth

Made me think of a fishy fanny.

Boak

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Puke!

BOAK!!

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Yuk

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wayhay disco fanny !!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fanny batter?? PMSL.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hang on, let me just check my thong......

Nope no fanny batter, just dribbled out spunk from this am

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By *padger1066 OP Man
over a year ago

Out and about

"Wayhay disco fanny !!!

Lol good shout mt!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Who was the character in viz who had a bike that ran on cheeta's fanny batter?? Anyone?

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By *padger1066 OP Man
over a year ago

Out and about

"Fanny batter?? PMSL..... "

Yep fanny batter! Have a look in ur panties next time u get excited baby! Lol x

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

"I was with a girl last night and when she took her panties off there was loads of fanny batter in them! But fuck she tasted good - is that wrong? Lol x "
If it was frothing or crispy id get urself checked out at the clinic

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By *padger1066 OP Man
over a year ago

Out and about

My mt used to call it cunt crud! But I think fanny batter is more polite? X

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By *he-Hosiery-GentMan
over a year ago

Older Hot Bearded Guy

"Hang on, let me just check my thong......

Nope no fanny batter, just dribbled out spunk from this am

Careful. Few more hours and that'll be turning...

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By *uttyMan
over a year ago

Local to you maybe

Somehow my Heinz cream of chicken soup just isn't as appetising as it was

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hang on, let me just check my thong......

Nope no fanny batter, just dribbled out spunk from this am

Careful. Few more hours and that'll be turning... "

Nah a few more hours and round two

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My mt used to call it cunt crud! But I think fanny batter is more polite? X "

How old are you and your mate?! 15??

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By *padger1066 OP Man
over a year ago

Out and about

"My mt used to call it cunt crud! But I think fanny batter is more polite? X

How old are you and your mate?! 15??

Lol just a bit older! Infact a lot older!!

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By *padger1066 OP Man
over a year ago

Out and about

"Hang on, let me just check my thong......

Nope no fanny batter, just dribbled out spunk from this am

Careful. Few more hours and that'll be turning...

Nah a few more hours and round two

Mmm my kinda girl! Lol x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fanny Batter sounds like the local gossip!!

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"My mt used to call it cunt crud! But I think fanny batter is more polite? X "

Pmsl

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

"My mt used to call it cunt crud! But I think fanny batter is more polite? X

How old are you and your mate?! 15??

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I was actually thinking the same not really something a guy in their 30's would say i dont think

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By *padger1066 OP Man
over a year ago

Out and about

"My mt used to call it cunt crud! But I think fanny batter is more polite? X

How old are you and your mate?! 15??

I was actually thinking the same not really something a guy in their 30's would say i dont think

What would a mature person call it then? X

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By *UNKIEMan
over a year ago

south east

Such a way with words

Hope she isnt reading this

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"Who was the character in viz who had a bike that ran on cheeta's fanny batter?? Anyone?"

Micky Moxon. It was his car though. His bike was powered by monkey cum (Mickys Monkey Spunk Moped)

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"My mt used to call it cunt crud! But I think fanny batter is more polite? X

Pmsl

Oh I didn't read it correctly. I thought it said cunt curd lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My mt used to call it cunt crud! But I think fanny batter is more polite? X

Pmsl

Oh I didn't read it correctly. I thought it said cunt curd lol"

Smooth reeeeal smooth!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Who was the character in viz who had a bike that ran on cheeta's fanny batter?? Anyone?

Micky Moxon. It was his car though. His bike was powered by monkey cum (Mickys Monkey Spunk Moped)"

Haha fucking brilliant mickies monkey spunk moped I have actual tears welling up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I was with a girl last night and when she took her panties off there was loads of fanny batter in them! But fuck she tasted good - is that wrong? Lol x "

could you cover a Mars Bar with it and deep fry it?

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By *padger1066 OP Man
over a year ago

Out and about

"I was with a girl last night and when she took her panties off there was loads of fanny batter in them! But fuck she tasted good - is that wrong? Lol x

could you cover a Mars Bar with it and deep fry it?

I don't like chocolate - I'm more of a pork scratching kinda guy - so it suited me! Lol x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Who was the character in viz who had a bike that ran on cheeta's fanny batter?? Anyone?

Micky Moxon. It was his car though. His bike was powered by monkey cum (Mickys Monkey Spunk Moped)

Haha fucking brilliant mickies monkey spunk moped I have actual tears welling up

You two are on form today !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hang on, let me just check my thong......

Nope no fanny batter, just dribbled out spunk from this am

Careful. Few more hours and that'll be turning...

Nah a few more hours and round two

Mmm my kinda girl! Lol x "

No! I was being sarcastic

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hang on, let me just check my thong......

Nope no fanny batter, just dribbled out spunk from this am

Careful. Few more hours and that'll be turning...

Nah a few more hours and round two

Mmm my kinda girl! Lol x

No! I was being sarcastic

*giggles

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By *padger1066 OP Man
over a year ago

Out and about

"Hang on, let me just check my thong......

Nope no fanny batter, just dribbled out spunk from this am

Careful. Few more hours and that'll be turning...

Nah a few more hours and round two

Mmm my kinda girl! Lol x

No! I was being sarcastic

Lol cheeky sarcasm gives me a big hardon baby!!! Xxxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hang on, let me just check my thong......

Nope no fanny batter, just dribbled out spunk from this am

Careful. Few more hours and that'll be turning...

Nah a few more hours and round two :-

Mmm my kinda girl! Lol x

No! I was being sarcastic

Lol cheeky sarcasm gives me a big hardon baby!!! Xxxx "

You forgot the cute

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By *atinaBabeCouple
over a year ago

casa caliente

yuck shes must b ill lol and u too by now lol

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

good lord, I should have known better

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"good lord, I should have known better

Yes _iew you should

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

"good lord, I should have known better

Yes _iew you should

and just before tea time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"good lord, I should have known better

Yes _iew you should

and just before tea time"

Teehee

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"good lord, I should have known better

Yes _iew you should

and just before tea time"

Some of us had to read it during lunch

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By *aceytopWoman
over a year ago

from a town near you

why oh why did i look

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gross .....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"good lord, I should have known better

Yes _iew you should

and just before tea time

Some of us had to read it during lunch

You can talk sqwelchy pants!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Omg I'm crying at fanny batter!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

sounds like you needed a spatula to scrape it off her panties - yuk!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Crude and Barph...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

vinegar anyone

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"good lord, I should have known better

Yes _iew you should

and just before tea time

Some of us had to read it during lunch

You can talk sqwelchy pants!!

This fizzing from the bung hole thread has got you really excited hasn't it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm all confused... I thought fanny batter was just wetness from being horny, I thought he was saying her knickers were really wet.... is it something else then?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why oh why did I read this thread put me off eating for a week

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I was with a girl last night and when she took her panties off there was loads of fanny batter in them! But fuck she tasted good - is that wrong? Lol x "
Hairy too ?? so it all stuck to hair ?ooooooo no ... maybe she never had a bath before as new you was into fanny batter and older the batter maybe the better you may like , it around you mouth and c....k. yukkk.

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By *padger1066 OP Man
over a year ago

Out and about

But it was nice! Lol xxx

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

please someone kill this thread make it stop

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By *uncouple981Couple
over a year ago

ayrshire

I think by the sounds of what your saying it wasn't fanny batter (I even struggle to write the words). Sounds more like cum to me.

I think fanny batter(boak) is more a haven't washed in ages kind of build up.

I can't believe im writing seriously about this. Feel sick again! Boak

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fanny Battersby

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By *ugby 123Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

O o O oo

"I'm all confused... I thought fanny batter was just wetness from being horny, I thought he was saying her knickers were really wet.... is it something else then?

Snap

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm all confused... I thought fanny batter was just wetness from being horny, I thought he was saying her knickers were really wet.... is it something else then?

I'm with u on that one lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can someone clear this fir me please, is this minging or horny ?

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By *ackandkateCouple
over a year ago

Truro

"I'm all confused... I thought fanny batter was just wetness from being horny, I thought he was saying her knickers were really wet.... is it something else then?

How did I not see this thread 3 days ago?

Is fanny batter like rice crispies?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All sounds a bit fishy to me!! or should that be smells?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Raflmao best and funniest thread I've seen on here even if some of it made me eWwwwwwww

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So its minging then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"good lord, I should have known better

Or batter

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What a lovely and respectful man you are OP, such poetry, how can anyone possibly resist you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thought it was gonna be a thread about fish un chips

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I thought fanny batter was the discharge a woman gets from having thrush ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Words fail me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

and I've just added corn flower to my supernoodles..some bits have clumped together...its like mancheesey bits...or is that Feta?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

FANNY BATTER , the favourite words of the comedian danny blower from north pier blackpool

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fanny batter?? PMSL..... "

I agree

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By *hole Lotta RosieWoman
over a year ago

Deviant City

"I'm all confused... I thought fanny batter was just wetness from being horny, I thought he was saying her knickers were really wet.... is it something else then?

How did I not see this thread 3 days ago?

and me, but now my stomach has churned. Urgh!

Pretty sure when I get turned on its not curdling fanny batter

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tuna flavoured Angel Delight anyone?

Anyone?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Tuna flavoured Angel Delight anyone?

Anyone?

With a light spread of fanny batter

Pmsl.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Tuna flavoured Angel Delight anyone?

Anyone?

With a light spread of fanny batter

Pmsl. "
OOOOOOOO NO i wish i had not seen this .. as my tummys feeling a bit yukk now ,,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I was with a girl last night and when she took her panties off there was loads of fanny batter in them! But fuck she tasted good - is that wrong? Lol x "

In a word YES

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By *ogistical NightmaresCouple
over a year ago

Manchester Area

"I was with a girl last night and when she took her panties off there was loads of fanny batter in them! But fuck she tasted good - is that wrong? Lol x "

Was the batter any good for frying fish??

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By *ezebelWoman
over a year ago

North of The Wall - youll need your vest

How did I not see this thread 3 days ago?

Im just thinking the same thing!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I was with a girl last night and when she took her panties off there was loads of fanny batter in them! But fuck she tasted good - is that wrong? Lol x

Was the batter any good for frying fish??"
fish fanny batter ooooooooooooooooooo god yuk i am eating here ,, oooooooooo no

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I was with a girl last night and when she took her panties off there was loads of fanny batter in them! But fuck she tasted good - is that wrong? Lol x

Was the batter any good for frying fish?? fish fanny batter ooooooooooooooooooo god yuk i am eating here ,, oooooooooo no"

You will keep reading it!!

Think happy thoughts. Think of puppies.

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By *exki11enWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

I find it absolutely unbelievable that most of the ignorant comments in here are from women! Men, I'd expect it from but women?

Discharge is a natural occurrence in a woman. It varies at different stages in the cycle ranging from dry & sticky to stretchy & of egg white consistency and increases when a woman is sexually aroused.

The childish, ignorant and downright stupid comments in this thread really do beggar belief!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

things you have to do these days to get into your local masonic lodge ..

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"I find it absolutely unbelievable that most of the ignorant comments in here are from women! Men, I'd expect it from but women?

The childish, ignorant and downright stupid comments in this thread really do beggar belief! "

What stage does it turn orange and crispy?

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

"I find it absolutely unbelievable that most of the ignorant comments in here are from women! Men, I'd expect it from but women?

The childish, ignorant and downright stupid comments in this thread really do beggar belief! "

no more, no less than cheesy cocks

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By *exki11enWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

"I find it absolutely unbelievable that most of the ignorant comments in here are from women! Men, I'd expect it from but women?

The childish, ignorant and downright stupid comments in this thread really do beggar belief!

no more, no less than cheesy cocks

Cheesy cocks are a result of not washing for a prolonged period. Discharge is nothing of the sort.

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

"I find it absolutely unbelievable that most of the ignorant comments in here are from women! Men, I'd expect it from but women?

The childish, ignorant and downright stupid comments in this thread really do beggar belief!

no more, no less than cheesy cocks

Cheesy cocks are a result of not washing for a prolonged period. Discharge is nothing of the sort. "
still a natural occurance

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