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By *odgerMoore OP   Man
over a year ago

Carlisle

You used to get 3 wishes but cost of living and inflation now you only get 2

So what are your 2 wishes….. ?

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Travelling

I thought you were going!? Why are you still here!?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I need a decent magic wand. Because the ones I've tried don't work well for me.

And all the chocolate

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

Enough money to see us and our kids right for life and world peace obvs.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You used to get 3 wishes but cost of living and inflation now you only get 2

So what are your 2 wishes….. ? "

My 21 year old figure back

My 21 year old eyesight back

I'll leave world peace, an end to hunger and all that shizzle for someone else's wishes.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

To be pegged by two strap on wearing forumites

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By *odgerMoore OP   Man
over a year ago

Carlisle


"I thought you were going!? Why are you still here!? "

Ive delegated use of This profile to my identical twin brother Tidger…. Who will be pretending to be me until I return!!

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset


"I need a decent magic wand. Because the ones I've tried don't work well for me.

And all the chocolate "

What have you tried? We've had the chance to test several.

Oh - and I'd like world peace and a fridge freezer that never runs out of ice cold Thatchers, Krispy Kreme donuts, JD Honey and Ben & Jerries ice cream.

A

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By *acDreamyMan
over a year ago

Wirral

1. Jessica Alba forms an inexplicable obsession with me.

2. I understand women's minds!

They are not necessarily connected!

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By *estarossa.Woman
over a year ago

Flagrante

Some unknown relative to leave me their fortune and expansive smallholding in Devon.

To be able to eat what I like and not gain weight!

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By *iddlesticksMan
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.


"Some unknown relative to leave me their fortune and expansive smallholding in Devon.

To be able to eat what I like and not gain weight!"

I had that happen, but it’s an uncle in Nigeria, I’m just waiting to get the £5000 together for the legal fees.

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By *elix SightedMan
over a year ago

Cloud 8


"You used to get 3 wishes but cost of living and inflation now you only get 2

So what are your 2 wishes….. ? "

Infinite wishes!!

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By *odgerMoore OP   Man
over a year ago

Carlisle


"Some unknown relative to leave me their fortune and expansive smallholding in Devon.

To be able to eat what I like and not gain weight!

I had that happen, but it’s an uncle in Nigeria, I’m just waiting to get the £5000 together for the legal fees. "

Please check the exchange rate on 1 billion ugandan dollars- just a heads up - it’s 37p and falling

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By *odgerMoore OP   Man
over a year ago

Carlisle


"You used to get 3 wishes but cost of living and inflation now you only get 2

So what are your 2 wishes….. ?

Infinite wishes!!"

Just like on QI you got the buzzers and alarms…. Take yourself into a corner and reflect on what you did …….

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"You used to get 3 wishes but cost of living and inflation now you only get 2

So what are your 2 wishes….. ? "

I only need one….

A magic carpet

Please and thank you

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By *odgerMoore OP   Man
over a year ago

Carlisle


"You used to get 3 wishes but cost of living and inflation now you only get 2

So what are your 2 wishes….. ?

I only need one….

A magic carpet

Please and thank you "

Self cleaning you mean??

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"You used to get 3 wishes but cost of living and inflation now you only get 2

So what are your 2 wishes….. ?

I only need one….

A magic carpet

Please and thank you

Self cleaning you mean?? "

Flying. Through space and time. Thank you

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By *odgerMoore OP   Man
over a year ago

Carlisle


"You used to get 3 wishes but cost of living and inflation now you only get 2

So what are your 2 wishes….. ?

I only need one….

A magic carpet

Please and thank you

Self cleaning you mean??

Flying. Through space and time. Thank you "

But still needs hoovering??

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"You used to get 3 wishes but cost of living and inflation now you only get 2

So what are your 2 wishes….. ?

I only need one….

A magic carpet

Please and thank you

Self cleaning you mean??

Flying. Through space and time. Thank you

But still needs hoovering?? "

Nope. Self cleaning. It’ll need to be

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By *elix SightedMan
over a year ago

Cloud 8


"You used to get 3 wishes but cost of living and inflation now you only get 2

So what are your 2 wishes….. ?

I only need one….

A magic carpet

Please and thank you

Self cleaning you mean??

Flying. Through space and time. Thank you

But still needs hoovering??

Nope. Self cleaning. It’ll need to be "

What happens if we’re (romantically) banging on it and one of hits the lever with a foot…?

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By *.T.Man
over a year ago

Jordanhill / Scotstoun

1. To have a credit card that never needed repaying.

2. The ability to grant a single wish to anyone who asked for one.

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By *odgerMoore OP   Man
over a year ago

Carlisle


"You used to get 3 wishes but cost of living and inflation now you only get 2

So what are your 2 wishes….. ?

I only need one….

A magic carpet

Please and thank you

Self cleaning you mean??

Flying. Through space and time. Thank you

But still needs hoovering??

Nope. Self cleaning. It’ll need to be

What happens if we’re (romantically) banging on it and one of hits the lever with a foot…?"
or even 6 inches!!

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By *elix SightedMan
over a year ago

Cloud 8


"You used to get 3 wishes but cost of living and inflation now you only get 2

So what are your 2 wishes….. ?

Infinite wishes!!

Just like on QI you got the buzzers and alarms…. Take yourself into a corner and reflect on what you did ……. "

Oh the shame…..

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By *estarossa.Woman
over a year ago

Flagrante


"You used to get 3 wishes but cost of living and inflation now you only get 2

So what are your 2 wishes….. ?

I only need one….

A magic carpet

Please and thank you

Self cleaning you mean??

Flying. Through space and time. Thank you

But still needs hoovering??

Nope. Self cleaning. It’ll need to be "

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"You used to get 3 wishes but cost of living and inflation now you only get 2

So what are your 2 wishes….. ?

I only need one….

A magic carpet

Please and thank you

Self cleaning you mean??

Flying. Through space and time. Thank you

But still needs hoovering??

Nope. Self cleaning. It’ll need to be

What happens if we’re (romantically) banging on it and one of hits the lever with a foot…?"

There’s no lever beauts. It’s magic. It goes anywhere I want it to

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By *4bimMan
over a year ago

Farnborough Hampshire

A 1000% increase in the treatment of mental health.

A million homes built only for council waiting list applicants and housing associations.

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"You used to get 3 wishes but cost of living and inflation now you only get 2

So what are your 2 wishes….. ?

I only need one….

A magic carpet

Please and thank you

Self cleaning you mean??

Flying. Through space and time. Thank you

But still needs hoovering??

Nope. Self cleaning. It’ll need to be

What happens if we’re (romantically) banging on it and one of hits the lever with a foot…?

There’s no lever beauts. It’s magic. It goes anywhere I want it to "

In that case my postcode is ....

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"You used to get 3 wishes but cost of living and inflation now you only get 2

So what are your 2 wishes….. ?

I only need one….

A magic carpet

Please and thank you

Self cleaning you mean??

Flying. Through space and time. Thank you

But still needs hoovering??

Nope. Self cleaning. It’ll need to be

What happens if we’re (romantically) banging on it and one of hits the lever with a foot…?

There’s no lever beauts. It’s magic. It goes anywhere I want it to

In that case my postcode is .... "

I thought you were already on your bike?

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"You used to get 3 wishes but cost of living and inflation now you only get 2

So what are your 2 wishes….. ?

I only need one….

A magic carpet

Please and thank you

Self cleaning you mean??

Flying. Through space and time. Thank you

But still needs hoovering??

Nope. Self cleaning. It’ll need to be

What happens if we’re (romantically) banging on it and one of hits the lever with a foot…?

There’s no lever beauts. It’s magic. It goes anywhere I want it to

In that case my postcode is ....

I thought you were already on your bike? "

But if its a Magic Carpet you can come pick me up on the way

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

To win a couple of million on the lottery and for Idris Elba to be my fwb.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"To be pegged by two strap on wearing forumites "

None of them are volunteering yet

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By *penbicoupleCouple
over a year ago

Northampton

I wish I was a baller.

Wish I was a little bit taller.

(Only one of them is true, as I'm not completely sure what a baller is!)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Money and love .I'm feeling super selfish

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’d remove the internet access of at least 25% of the population and make cheese not fattening

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ryan Reynolds to fall madly in lust with me.

For hash browns to be healthy.

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

Lots of money and lots of orgasms. Thank you please

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