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By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

I was a soldier?

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By *ookie46Woman
over a year ago

Deepest darkest Peru

I was a rich man

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By *ris GrayMan
over a year ago

Dorchester

I was a rich man yabba dabba dabba doo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’d be born to late

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had a hammer

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

IT's even less scarier cousin?

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By *ookie46Woman
over a year ago

Deepest darkest Peru

"I was a rich man

Jinx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Great film.

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By *ormerWelshcouple2020Man
over a year ago

Stourbridge

A picture paints a thousand words,

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By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"I was a soldier?"

You’d look great in fatigues.

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London

If you can keep your head when all about you are losing theirs and blaming it on you …

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By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"I was a rich man

You’d have a Willy.

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By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"I’d be born to late

But you weren’t.

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By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"I had a hammer"

Would you hammer in the morning.

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"I was a soldier?

You’d look great in fatigues.

. I think not

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By *ookie46Woman
over a year ago

Deepest darkest Peru

"I was a rich man

You’d have a Willy.

I have a strap on …. It’s almost the same thing

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By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"If you can keep your head when all about you are losing theirs and blaming it on you …"

Fair play, I usually am to blame.

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By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"I was a rich man

You’d have a Willy.

I have a strap on …. It’s almost the same thing

True.

You’ve just inspired me for a new thread. Give me a minute.

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

If…. I dream really really hard I’m actually 5’2

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By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"If…. I dream really really hard I’m actually 5’2

And sat naked in a hot tub with me.

Not a deep one mind.

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"If…. I dream really really hard I’m actually 5’2

And sat naked in a hot tub with me.

Not a deep one mind.

That would be perfect

But I might need armbands

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By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"If…. I dream really really hard I’m actually 5’2

And sat naked in a hot tub with me.

Not a deep one mind.

That would be perfect

But I might need armbands

Solution. Sit on my lap.

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"If…. I dream really really hard I’m actually 5’2

And sat naked in a hot tub with me.

Not a deep one mind.

That would be perfect

But I might need armbands

Solution. Sit on my lap.

Perfect

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By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"If…. I dream really really hard I’m actually 5’2

And sat naked in a hot tub with me.

Not a deep one mind.

That would be perfect

But I might need armbands

Solution. Sit on my lap.

Perfect

We’ll talk about what pops up.

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"If…. I dream really really hard I’m actually 5’2

And sat naked in a hot tub with me.

Not a deep one mind.

That would be perfect

But I might need armbands

Solution. Sit on my lap.

Perfect

We’ll talk about what pops up.

I’m not sure we will need to talk darling

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By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"If…. I dream really really hard I’m actually 5’2

And sat naked in a hot tub with me.

Not a deep one mind.

That would be perfect

But I might need armbands

Solution. Sit on my lap.

Perfect

We’ll talk about what pops up.

I’m not sure we will need to talk darling

Ooh you’re gooooood.

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"If…. I dream really really hard I’m actually 5’2

And sat naked in a hot tub with me.

Not a deep one mind.

That would be perfect

But I might need armbands

Solution. Sit on my lap.

Perfect

We’ll talk about what pops up.

I’m not sure we will need to talk darling

Ooh you’re gooooood.

I am an angel

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

"??"

Maybe..

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

"If"? Oh dear Fiddles, I think you spelt "faf" wrong again

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By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

""If"? Oh dear Fiddles, I think you spelt "faf" wrong again "

True, I was going to spell it correctly but it was too much faf.

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London

Is FAFF Fancy a Fuck on Friday?

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By *he love catsCouple
over a year ago

South Wales

You don't know me by now.

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By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"You don't know me by now. "

I’d like to though.

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By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"Is FAFF Fancy a Fuck on Friday?"

Doh, it’s on Fursday.

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By *herry delightWoman
over a year ago

Ilfracombe

If you can keep your head when all about you

Are losing theirs and blaming it on you,

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By *acDreamyMan
over a year ago

Wirral

If you can fill the unforgiving minute with sixty seconds worth of distance run,

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By *acDreamyMan
over a year ago

Wirral

"If you can keep your head when all about you

Are losing theirs and blaming it on you, "

We had similar thoughts!

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By *elix SightedMan
over a year ago

Cloud 8

"If…. I dream really really hard I’m actually 5’2

So you’d only wish for an extra 3” …….?!

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By *izzy.Woman
over a year ago

Stoke area

If you like pina colada

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By *he love catsCouple
over a year ago

South Wales

"You don't know me by now.

I’d like to though.

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By *cottish guy 555Man
over a year ago

London

If only

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By *luffy FairyWoman
over a year ago

west LDN

I could turn back time

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By *ild_oatsMan
over a year ago

the land of saints & sinners

If I could live forever….

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Only

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London

"I could turn back time "

If I could find a way.

(To get you in a bodystocking like Cher’s …)

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By *luffy FairyWoman
over a year ago

west LDN

"I could turn back time

If I could find a way.

(To get you in a bodystocking like Cher’s …)"

I’ve been looking at body stockings

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By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"I could turn back time

If I could find a way.

(To get you in a bodystocking like Cher’s …)

I’ve been looking at body stockings

I’ve been looking at your body.

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London

"I’ve been looking at body stockings

"I’ve been looking at your body.

I love when a threesome plan comes together.

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By *luffy FairyWoman
over a year ago

west LDN

"I’ve been looking at body stockings

I’ve been looking at your body.

I love when a threesome plan comes together."

You Glaswegian’s are cheeky and presumptuous

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By *ob Carpe DiemMan
over a year ago

Torquay

If I was a Swan I'd be gone and if I was a train I'd be late again, and if i was a good man I'd talk to you more often than I do.

Pink Floyd If from Atom Heart Mother

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By *r_PinkMan
over a year ago

london stratford

But

Could have

Should have

Didn't

and wont.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Rudyard Kipling?

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"A picture paints a thousand words, "

Then why can't I paint you .?

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

If you go away on this summer day then you might as well take the sun away

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London

"You Glaswegian’s are cheeky and presumptuous

And you say that like it’s a bad thing.

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By *onnyadtMan
over a year ago

Uttoxeter

I ruled the world - Nas's best ever song.

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By *helamontsCouple
over a year ago

Edinburgh

If my grandmother had wheels she's be a bike ...

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London

And if my Auntie had balls she’d be my Uncle.

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