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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Is bored can anyone help???

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By *issHottieBottieWoman
over a year ago

Kent

I meant start a funny thread!! Lol...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Sorry first thing that popped into my head! Now where have I heard that before lol SARDINES

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is bored can anyone help??? "

I have some polishing that needs doing. And some ironing!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Do onsies need ironing??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Do onsies need ironing?? "

I own no onesies!

My mankini could do with a press though!

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By *issHottieBottieWoman
over a year ago

Kent


"Sorry first thing that popped into my head! Now where have I heard that before lol SARDINES "

What are you talking about fish for Dave? Weirdo!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Kippers????

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By *issHottieBottieWoman
over a year ago

Kent


"Is bored can anyone help???

I have some polishing that needs doing. And some ironing! "

I'd like to remind you obi that you are meant to be doing my ironing. And could you hurry up as I'm nearly out of clothes and will shortly be forced to wear nothing but underwear x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is bored can anyone help???

I have some polishing that needs doing. And some ironing!

I'd like to remind you obi that you are meant to be doing my ironing. And could you hurry up as I'm nearly out of clothes and will shortly be forced to wear nothing but underwear x "

If I leave it another month will that leave you naked?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Sorry first thing that popped into my head! Now where have I heard that before lol SARDINES

What are you talking about fish for Dave? Weirdo!! "

Right you've made me drop my ball now . Get over my knee!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Kippers???? "

Epic fail

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Do onsies need ironing??

I own no onesies!

My mankini could do with a press though! "

You have do them on a low heat or it melts them.... Apparently

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Kippers????

Epic fail "

Stop picking on me!

Bully

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By *issHottieBottieWoman
over a year ago

Kent


"Is bored can anyone help???

I have some polishing that needs doing. And some ironing!

I'd like to remind you obi that you are meant to be doing my ironing. And could you hurry up as I'm nearly out of clothes and will shortly be forced to wear nothing but underwear x

If I leave it another month will that leave you naked? "

Quite possibly. But ill get frost bite if it snows. And unless your into smurfs my blueness will be unappealing. X

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By *issHottieBottieWoman
over a year ago

Kent


"Kippers????

Epic fail

Stop picking on me!

Bully "

Stop being mean to Lucy Dave!! Your not too far away you know we will come and punish you!!!! X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is bored can anyone help???

I have some polishing that needs doing. And some ironing!

I'd like to remind you obi that you are meant to be doing my ironing. And could you hurry up as I'm nearly out of clothes and will shortly be forced to wear nothing but underwear x

If I leave it another month will that leave you naked?

Quite possibly. But ill get frost bite if it snows. And unless your into smurfs my blueness will be unappealing. X "

mmmmmmmmmm! Smurfette!

(See you in march! )

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By *issHottieBottieWoman
over a year ago

Kent


"Is bored can anyone help???

I have some polishing that needs doing. And some ironing!

I'd like to remind you obi that you are meant to be doing my ironing. And could you hurry up as I'm nearly out of clothes and will shortly be forced to wear nothing but underwear x

If I leave it another month will that leave you naked?

Quite possibly. But ill get frost bite if it snows. And unless your into smurfs my blueness will be unappealing. X

mmmmmmmmmm! Smurfette!

(See you in march! ) "

Hahahha!! Perv x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Kippers????

Epic fail

Stop picking on me!

Bully

Stop being mean to Lucy Dave!! Your not too far away you know we will come and punish you!!!! X "

Bring a couple more and then it will be a fair fight!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is bored can anyone help???

I have some polishing that needs doing. And some ironing!

I'd like to remind you obi that you are meant to be doing my ironing. And could you hurry up as I'm nearly out of clothes and will shortly be forced to wear nothing but underwear x

If I leave it another month will that leave you naked?

Quite possibly. But ill get frost bite if it snows. And unless your into smurfs my blueness will be unappealing. X

mmmmmmmmmm! Smurfette!

(See you in march! )

Hahahha!! Perv x "

Guilty as charged! if you've got the little white dress - i'll sort the wig and hat!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Where is the wig obi ??? Haven't seen it in a while

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My tour bus is on the way to you first

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Where is the wig obi ??? Haven't seen it in a while"

Ran off with a giant poodle!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Pick us up on the way? Pweease

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Where is the wig obi ??? Haven't seen it in a while

Ran off with a giant poodle! "

Making little wiggadoodles no doubt

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Pick us up on the way? Pweease "

Ok then we can pop in and see Lucy too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Pick us up on the way? Pweease

Ok then we can pop in and see Lucy too "

How many should I be expecting?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Pick us up on the way? Pweease

Ok then we can pop in and see Lucy too "

Of coarse shes got the booze

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Pick us up on the way? Pweease

Ok then we can pop in and see Lucy too

How many should I be expecting? "

How every many I can squeeze in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Pick us up on the way? Pweease

Ok then we can pop in and see Lucy too

Of coarse shes got the booze "

You can come..... But only if you say sorry for picking on me

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Pick us up on the way? Pweease

Ok then we can pop in and see Lucy too

Of coarse shes got the booze

You can come..... But only if you say sorry for picking on me "

I'm sorry with sugar in top .... Now pass me the babysham

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Pick us up on the way? Pweease

Ok then we can pop in and see Lucy too

How many should I be expecting? "

And me please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't worry about the Welsh one. I'll give him a smack if he's naughty xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We could go and make sand castles on the beach..... Won't that be fun!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Pick us up on the way? Pweease

Ok then we can pop in and see Lucy too

How many should I be expecting?

And me please "

Only if you play nice?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"We could go and make sand castles on the beach..... Won't that be fun! "

I don't like sand in my bits

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Pick us up on the way? Pweease

Ok then we can pop in and see Lucy too

How many should I be expecting?

And me please

Only if you play nice? "

You don't like it when I'm nice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"We could go and make sand castles on the beach..... Won't that be fun!

I don't like sand in my bits "

We will just sit and watch the others making them then!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"We could go and make sand castles on the beach..... Won't that be fun!

I don't like sand in my bits

We will just sit and watch the others making them then! "

Bury dave

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

Any room for a little un ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Any room for a little un ?"

You're not that little

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Pick us up on the way? Pweease

Ok then we can pop in and see Lucy too

How many should I be expecting?

How every many I can squeeze in "

can u go via me so I can jump on please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Any room for a little un ?"

No, my bus, so my choice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oops wrong smiley

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Pick us up on the way? Pweease

Ok then we can pop in and see Lucy too

How many should I be expecting?

How every many I can squeeze in

can u go via me so I can jump on please "

Of course

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Pick us up on the way? Pweease

Ok then we can pop in and see Lucy too

How many should I be expecting?

How every many I can squeeze in

can u go via me so I can jump on please

Of course "

thank u

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I couldn't cope with you Ryan & Dave!

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush


"Any room for a little un ?

You're not that little "

I have a tiny bum which doesn't take much seat room

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Where is the bus heading too?

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush


"Any room for a little un ?

No, my bus, so my choice "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Any room for a little un ?

No, my bus, so my choice

"

Kick Dave off then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Where is the bus heading too?

"

Yours!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I couldn't cope with you Ryan & Dave! "

Let him on............... I'll look after him

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

Has left the building

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Where is the bus heading too?

Yours!!"

Best I put some champagne in the cooler and some nibbles out then!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Where is the bus heading too?

"

If it's anywhere near Birmingham.... Could I join you all....

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Any room for a little un ?

No, my bus, so my choice

Kick Dave off then"

Oi you can't kick me off I'm driving the twating thing!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Where is the bus heading too?

Yours!!

Best I put some champagne in the cooler and some nibbles out then!!

"

Nibbles oh watch ryan's ears prick up fatty mc fat fat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Where is the bus heading too?

If it's anywhere near Birmingham.... Could I join you all.... "

ooooo yesssss pleeeeze

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Any room for a little un ?

No, my bus, so my choice

Kick Dave off then

Oi you can't kick me off I'm driving the twating thing! "

Pmsl!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ryan wont be catching the bus he is sulking and blocked us all and is now hanging out in the "why can't I get a meet" thread ............

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ryan wont be catching the bus he is sulking and blocked us all and is now hanging out in the "why can't I get a meet" thread ............ "

I'll hop on in his place if you like?

Haven't been to Kent in donkeys years!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Stop arguing over who is getting on this blooming bus.....

Beer is chilling, nibbles are ready, bucket and spades at the ready!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Where is the bus heading too?

If it's anywhere near Birmingham.... Could I join you all.... "

Leaving from near there!

Hmm Dave I never gave you permission to drive my love bus!

M is

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Stop arguing over who is getting on this blooming bus.....

Beer is chilling, nibbles are ready, bucket and spades at the ready!!! "

Think I'll get the train. Don't wanna be stuck between Dave's sheep breath and Ryans big Mac flavoured farts

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Where is the bus heading too?

If it's anywhere near Birmingham.... Could I join you all....

Leaving from near there!

Hmm Dave I never gave you permission to drive my love bus!

M is "

Thought this seat was uncomfortable... Out you come M ..... Look he's gone all blue ? Give him a slap J too bring him around

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Ryan wont be catching the bus he is sulking and blocked us all and is now hanging out in the "why can't I get a meet" thread ............

I'll hop on in his place if you like?

Haven't been to Kent in donkeys years! "

What have donkeys ears got to do with it ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I couldn't cope with you Ryan & Dave!

Let him on............... I'll look after him "

Can I get on as well I could even be the driver

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ryan wont be catching the bus he is sulking and blocked us all and is now hanging out in the "why can't I get a meet" thread ............

I'll hop on in his place if you like?

Haven't been to Kent in donkeys years!

What have donkeys ears got to do with it ? "

D they not still have donkey rides on the beach?

And the ears are great for steering!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What time shall I be expecting this bus?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Ryan wont be catching the bus he is sulking and blocked us all and is now hanging out in the "why can't I get a meet" thread ............

I'll hop on in his place if you like?

Haven't been to Kent in donkeys years!

What have donkeys ears got to do with

it ?

D they not still have donkey rides on the beach?

And the ears are great for steering! "

A newly married couple are on their honey moon. They go to the check in desk at the hotel and say they are on their honeymoon to the concierge and

would like a suite, he replies ' bridal?' the man says 'no thanks I'll just grab her ears she'l soon get the hang of it!'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ryan wont be catching the bus he is sulking and blocked us all and is now hanging out in the "why can't I get a meet" thread ............

I'll hop on in his place if you like?

Haven't been to Kent in donkeys years!

What have donkeys ears got to do with

it ?

D they not still have donkey rides on the beach?

And the ears are great for steering!

A newly married couple are on their honey moon. They go to the check in desk at the hotel and say they are on their honeymoon to the concierge and

would like a suite, he replies ' bridal?' the man says 'no thanks I'll just grab her ears she'l soon get the hang of it!'"

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By *issHottieBottieWoman
over a year ago

Kent


"We could go and make sand castles on the beach..... Won't that be fun!

I don't like sand in my bits

We will just sit and watch the others making them then! "

Sorry I got raided by family wanting tea! Lol, which beach we going to?? X

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By *abtechMan
over a year ago

BASILDON

Iv just read the thread and your all a bunch of dunny muckers. Lol. Reads like a sketch from gavin & stacey!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Iv just read the thread and your all a bunch of dunny muckers. Lol. Reads like a sketch from gavin & stacey! "

Hey - steady on!

We're not all Welsh!!!

Just Dave!

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By *issHottieBottieWoman
over a year ago

Kent

And who's on the bus...

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over a year ago

Oh I do like to be beside the seaside....

Oh I do like to be beside the sea!!!!!

Hottie bottie, don't think we should be expecting the bus anytime soon, they can't agree on who is driving!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Iv just read the thread and your all a bunch of dunny muckers. Lol. Reads like a sketch from gavin & stacey! "

Really no need for that.....

Dave is the only gay in the village, no no I meant welsh one

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

I can see a bus coming.....

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By *issHottieBottieWoman
over a year ago

Kent


"Oh I do like to be beside the seaside....

Oh I do like to be beside the sea!!!!!

Hottie bottie, don't think we should be expecting the bus anytime soon, they can't agree on who is driving!!!! "

Hottie bottie?? I like that!!

I won't get my bikini out yet then x

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!


"Oh I do like to be beside the seaside....

Oh I do like to be beside the sea!!!!!

Hottie bottie, don't think we should be expecting the bus anytime soon, they can't agree on who is driving!!!!

Hottie bottie?? I like that!!

I won't get my bikini out yet then x

"

Just get out of your bikini.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Oh I do like to be beside the seaside....

Oh I do like to be beside the sea!!!!!

Hottie bottie, don't think we should be expecting the bus anytime soon, they can't agree on who is driving!!!!

Hottie bottie?? I like that!!

I won't get my bikini out yet then x

"

Better not you might have to wear that next week if obi doesn't pull his finger out lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Iv just read the thread and your all a bunch of dunny muckers. Lol. Reads like a sketch from gavin & stacey!

Really no need for that.....

Dave is the only gay in the village, no no I meant welsh one"

Well rescued!!

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By *issHottieBottieWoman
over a year ago

Kent


"Oh I do like to be beside the seaside....

Oh I do like to be beside the sea!!!!!

Hottie bottie, don't think we should be expecting the bus anytime soon, they can't agree on who is driving!!!!

Hottie bottie?? I like that!!

I won't get my bikini out yet then x

Better not you might have to wear that next week if obi doesn't pull his finger out lol"

He's not coming till march.

He wants me cold, blue and naked x

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By *abtechMan
over a year ago

BASILDON

Well if your cold, blue & naked, what has he done with the clothes that he ironed?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oh I do like to be beside the seaside....

Oh I do like to be beside the sea!!!!!

Hottie bottie, don't think we should be expecting the bus anytime soon, they can't agree on who is driving!!!!

Hottie bottie?? I like that!!

I won't get my bikini out yet then x

Better not you might have to wear that next week if obi doesn't pull his finger out lol

He's not coming till march.

He wants me cold, blue and naked x "

We will come over before march and warm you up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oh I do like to be beside the seaside....

Oh I do like to be beside the sea!!!!!

Hottie bottie, don't think we should be expecting the bus anytime soon, they can't agree on who is driving!!!! "

Yes we did Madam, my love bus so there

M is driving and Dave is the co driver, I am the fluffer on route

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush


"Oh I do like to be beside the seaside....

Oh I do like to be beside the sea!!!!!

Hottie bottie, don't think we should be expecting the bus anytime soon, they can't agree on who is driving!!!!

Hottie bottie?? I like that!!

I won't get my bikini out yet then x

Better not you might have to wear that next week if obi doesn't pull his finger out lol

He's not coming till march.

He wants me cold, blue and naked x

We will come over before march and warm you up "

me too but I have to walk

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oh I do like to be beside the seaside....

Oh I do like to be beside the sea!!!!!

Hottie bottie, don't think we should be expecting the bus anytime soon, they can't agree on who is driving!!!!

Hottie bottie?? I like that!!

I won't get my bikini out yet then x

Better not you might have to wear that next week if obi doesn't pull his finger out lol

He's not coming till march.

He wants me cold, blue and naked x

We will come over before march and warm you up

me too but I have to walk "

We've let you on now, seeing as you've stopped sulking

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oh I do like to be beside the seaside....

Oh I do like to be beside the sea!!!!!

Hottie bottie, don't think we should be expecting the bus anytime soon, they can't agree on who is driving!!!!

Yes we did Madam, my love bus so there

M is driving and Dave is the co driver, I am the fluffer on route "

Just dont get too close to the gear stick....;-)

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush


"Oh I do like to be beside the seaside....

Oh I do like to be beside the sea!!!!!

Hottie bottie, don't think we should be expecting the bus anytime soon, they can't agree on who is driving!!!!

Hottie bottie?? I like that!!

I won't get my bikini out yet then x

Better not you might have to wear that next week if obi doesn't pull his finger out lol

He's not coming till march.

He wants me cold, blue and naked x

We will come over before march and warm you up

me too but I have to walk

We've let you on now, seeing as you've stopped sulking "

about time. I look a right twat hiking down the motorway in my flag. It keeps riding up in the wind

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Oh I do like to be beside the seaside....

Oh I do like to be beside the sea!!!!!

Hottie bottie, don't think we should be expecting the bus anytime soon, they can't agree on who is driving!!!!

Hottie bottie?? I like that!!

I won't get my bikini out yet then x

Better not you might have to wear that next week if obi doesn't pull his finger out lol

He's not coming till march.

He wants me cold, blue and naked x

We will come over before march and warm you up

me too but I have to walk

We've let you on now, seeing as you've stopped sulking

about time. I look a right twat hiking

down the motorway in my flag. It keeps riding up in the wind "

Can you walk in front of the bus like they do with a funeral procession because as slow as M is driving it's as if we are off for a planting!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oh I do like to be beside the seaside....

Oh I do like to be beside the sea!!!!!

Hottie bottie, don't think we should be expecting the bus anytime soon, they can't agree on who is driving!!!!

Hottie bottie?? I like that!!

I won't get my bikini out yet then x

Better not you might have to wear that next week if obi doesn't pull his finger out lol

He's not coming till march.

He wants me cold, blue and naked x

We will come over before march and warm you up

me too but I have to walk

We've let you on now, seeing as you've stopped sulking

about time. I look a right twat hiking down the motorway in my flag. It keeps riding up in the wind "

Thought ya had tablets to cure that....

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over a year ago


"Oh I do like to be beside the seaside....

Oh I do like to be beside the sea!!!!!

Hottie bottie, don't think we should be expecting the bus anytime soon, they can't agree on who is driving!!!!

Hottie bottie?? I like that!!

I won't get my bikini out yet then x

Better not you might have to wear that next week if obi doesn't pull his finger out lol

He's not coming till march.

He wants me cold, blue and naked x

We will come over before march and warm you up

me too but I have to walk

We've let you on now, seeing as you've stopped sulking

about time. I look a right twat hiking down the motorway in my flag. It keeps riding up in the wind "

Thought ya had tablets to cure that....

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By *issHottieBottieWoman
over a year ago

Kent

I'm still waiting for this bus...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm still waiting for this bus... "

I had to wait for M to get home, sorry

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Do onsies need ironing??

I own no onesies!

My mankini could do with a press though! "

in the right place could be fun

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By *issHottieBottieWoman
over a year ago

Kent


"I'm still waiting for this bus...

I had to wait for M to get home, sorry "

On your way now then? Where are we all meeting? X

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over a year ago


"I'm still waiting for this bus...

I had to wait for M to get home, sorry

On your way now then? Where are we all meeting? X"

Your gaff

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush


"Oh I do like to be beside the seaside....

Oh I do like to be beside the sea!!!!!

Hottie bottie, don't think we should be expecting the bus anytime soon, they can't agree on who is driving!!!!

Hottie bottie?? I like that!!

I won't get my bikini out yet then x

Better not you might have to wear that next week if obi doesn't pull his finger out lol

He's not coming till march.

He wants me cold, blue and naked x

We will come over before march and warm you up

me too but I have to walk

We've let you on now, seeing as you've stopped sulking

about time. I look a right twat hiking

down the motorway in my flag. It keeps riding up in the wind

Can you walk in front of the bus like they do with a funeral procession because as slow as M is driving it's as if we are off for a planting!! "

I'm having a vindaloo later. It will be a Japanese flag in the morning

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By *issHottieBottieWoman
over a year ago

Kent


"I'm still waiting for this bus...

I had to wait for M to get home, sorry

On your way now then? Where are we all meeting? X

Your gaff "

Hmmmm.. Don't flutter your eyelids at me young man. Is my gaff far from your gaff?? X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Where is this bus? Has anyone seen it?

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

dont the buses stop running soon

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By *azzaahhWoman
over a year ago

north wales / chester

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By *azzaahhWoman
over a year ago

north wales / chester


"Where is this bus? Has anyone seen it? "

its ok two will be along in a minute

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Where is this bus? Has anyone seen it? "

Nope still bloody waiting!

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By *issHottieBottieWoman
over a year ago

Kent


"Where is this bus? Has anyone seen it?

Nope still bloody waiting! "

I'm gonna give up and go to bed soon. Room for a little one.. Who's in?? X

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By *abtechMan
over a year ago

BASILDON

Probably Wont stop unless you put your arm out.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Where is this bus? Has anyone seen it?

Nope still bloody waiting!

I'm gonna give up and go to bed soon. Room for a little one.. Who's in?? X"

Yup!

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush


"Where is this bus? Has anyone seen it?

Nope still bloody waiting!

I'm gonna give up and go to bed soon. Room for a little one.. Who's in?? X"

I'm littlest unfortunately amber is calling me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The bus has been delayed, got a flat tyre

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Where is this bus? Has anyone seen it?

Nope still bloody waiting!

I'm gonna give up and go to bed soon. Room for a little one.. Who's in?? X

I'm littlest unfortunately amber is calling me"

Amber nectar ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Also the driver has been drinking champers so I reckon it'll be tomorrow now

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By *issHottieBottieWoman
over a year ago

Kent


"Also the driver has been drinking champers so I reckon it'll be tomorrow now "

It's meant to snow tomorrow. Not sure that is appropriate sand castle building material.

Now... What else can we do to pass the time??

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Poor form you two?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Also the driver has been drinking champers so I reckon it'll be tomorrow now

It's meant to snow tomorrow. Not sure that is appropriate sand castle building material.

Now... What else can we do to pass the time?? "

Oi get back into bed! your letting all the cold air in.

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By *issHottieBottieWoman
over a year ago

Kent


"Also the driver has been drinking champers so I reckon it'll be tomorrow now

It's meant to snow tomorrow. Not sure that is appropriate sand castle building material.

Now... What else can we do to pass the time??

Oi get back into bed! your letting all the cold air in. "

S'okay Dave, ill warm you up x x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Also the driver has been drinking champers so I reckon it'll be tomorrow now

It's meant to snow tomorrow. Not sure that is appropriate sand castle building material.

Now... What else can we do to pass the time??

Oi get back into bed! your letting all the cold air in.

S'okay Dave, ill warm you up x x "

Now there's an offer

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By *issHottieBottieWoman
over a year ago

Kent


"Also the driver has been drinking champers so I reckon it'll be tomorrow now

It's meant to snow tomorrow. Not sure that is appropriate sand castle building material.

Now... What else can we do to pass the time??

Oi get back into bed! your letting all the cold air in.

S'okay Dave, ill warm you up x x

Now there's an offer "

Ill just switch the electric blanket on..,,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The bus has been delayed, got a flat tyre "

Blooming time wasters

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Also the driver has been drinking champers so I reckon it'll be tomorrow now

It's meant to snow tomorrow. Not sure that is appropriate sand castle building material.

Now... What else can we do to pass the time??

Oi get back into bed! your letting all the cold air in.

S'okay Dave, ill warm you up x x

Now there's an offer

Ill just switch the electric blanket on..,, "

Top idea cheers

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush


"Where is this bus? Has anyone seen it?

Nope still bloody waiting!

I'm gonna give up and go to bed soon. Room for a little one.. Who's in?? X

I'm littlest unfortunately amber is calling me

Amber nectar ?"

Yep

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By *issHottieBottieWoman
over a year ago

Kent


"Also the driver has been drinking champers so I reckon it'll be tomorrow now

It's meant to snow tomorrow. Not sure that is appropriate sand castle building material.

Now... What else can we do to pass the time??

Oi get back into bed! your letting all the cold air in.

S'okay Dave, ill warm you up x x

Now there's an offer

Ill just switch the electric blanket on..,,

Top idea cheers "

That should keep you toasty till I make the drinks and slip into something more comfortable x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Also the driver has been drinking champers so I reckon it'll be tomorrow now

It's meant to snow tomorrow. Not sure that is appropriate sand castle building material.

Now... What else can we do to pass the time??

Oi get back into bed! your letting all the cold air in.

S'okay Dave, ill warm you up x x

Now there's an offer

Ill just switch the electric blanket on..,,

Top idea cheers

That should keep you toasty till I make the drinks and slip into something more comfortable x "

Go on where's the punchline ?

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By *issHottieBottieWoman
over a year ago

Kent


"Also the driver has been drinking champers so I reckon it'll be tomorrow now

It's meant to snow tomorrow. Not sure that is appropriate sand castle building material.

Now... What else can we do to pass the time??

Oi get back into bed! your letting all the cold air in.

S'okay Dave, ill warm you up x x

Now there's an offer

Ill just switch the electric blanket on..,,

Top idea cheers

That should keep you toasty till I make the drinks and slip into something more comfortable x

Go on where's the punchline ? "

Err... To get to the other side. Lol.

No punch line.. What you drinking?? X

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Also the driver has been drinking champers so I reckon it'll be tomorrow now

It's meant to snow tomorrow. Not sure that is appropriate sand castle building material.

Now... What else can we do to pass the time??

Oi get back into bed! your letting all the cold air in.

S'okay Dave, ill warm you up x x

Now there's an offer

Ill just switch the electric blanket on..,,

Top idea cheers

That should keep you toasty till I make the drinks and slip into something more comfortable x

Go on where's the punchline ?

Err... To get to the other side. Lol.

No punch line.. What you drinking??

X"

Nothing stone cold sober

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can't believe I missed all this

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