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"There once was a man called PP He lived in a little teepee Got up for a wee He still couldn’t see And peepeed all over his teepee
Morning!"Morning chicken, thank you that's made me chuckle x  | |||
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"There once was a man called PP He lived in a little teepee Got up for a wee He still couldn’t see And peepeed all over his teepee
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Morning chicken, thank you that's made me chuckle x "Wishing you a wonderful Wednesday | |||
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"Good morning, half way to the weekend. " There once was a man called order Who felt he was getting bored-er He came on here To see who’s near And found he was actually a hoarder | |||
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"There was a hot woman, chiken555 Who's cleavage make a penis come very alive, She is hot with strange taste and she loves her cream eggs, she still would look sexy wearing my old kegs."  | |||
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"Happy hump day everyone! The end of the week is in sight "Morning | |||
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"Happy hump day everyone! The end of the week is in sight "A pair of village villains Stole the hearts of millions Their pics were ace They now embrace The aching hearts of billions | |||
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"There once was a woman called Brock Who fancied herself in a frock She liked to impress In a bodycon dress But never could quite hide her cock Morning all!" A man called thick and juicy Fell for a woman named Lucy They married in haste Without getting a taste Of anything a little more loosey | |||
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"Good Morning all! No clever ditties here, just been woken by my kitties here "There once was a lovely distraction Who wasn’t too hot on fractions Her sums were wrong She miscounted her thongs And missed out on lots of action | |||
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"Good Morning all! No clever ditties here, just been woken by my kitties here "Good morning Red, cheeky devil's | |||
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"Good morning perverts and pervettes "Good morning Lisa | |||
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"Good morning perverts and pervettes "A beautiful lady called Lisa We all tried so hard to please her We offered her cherries And plenty of berries But she just wanted a slice of pizza | |||
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"Good morning perverts and pervettes
A beautiful lady called Lisa
We all tried so hard to please her
We offered her cherries
And plenty of berries
But she just wanted a slice of pizza "Chicken... you're amazing! Thank you | |||
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"Good morning perverts and pervettes
Good morning Lisa "Morning trouble! | |||
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"There was an old farmer from Greece, Who did dreadful things to his geese, He went too far with the budgerigar, And the parrot phoned the police. " Brilliant!! | |||
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"Happy Hump Day Everyone "A man without his cover He went in search of a brother His duvet he stole No tales he told Of the night he spent truly undercover | |||
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"Good morning perverts and pervettes
A beautiful lady called Lisa
We all tried so hard to please her
We offered her cherries
And plenty of berries
But she just wanted a slice of pizza
Chicken... you're amazing!
Thank you "Think my creative license is being stretched this morning | |||
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"There once was a hottie called Chicken, Whose boobies cried out for lickin' She liked her Creme Eggs Between her legs So she could get a good dickin'.. " Fuck me that’s one for the win! | |||
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"Good Morning all! No clever ditties here, just been woken by my kitties here
There once was a lovely distraction
Who wasn’t too hot on fractions
Her sums were wrong
She miscounted her thongs
And missed out on lots of action
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"There was an old farmer from Greece, Who did dreadful things to his geese, He went too far with the budgerigar, And the parrot phoned the police. " A lady we all called sprockett Kept funny old things in her pocket Upon emptying them out She gave a shout To find a very old family locket | |||
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"There once was a hottie called Chicken, Whose boobies cried out for lickin' She liked her Creme Eggs Between her legs So she could get a good dickin'.. Fuck me that’s one for the win! "Welcome! Thought that you'd like your own one! | |||
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"Oh Wednesday…. Thou bring the excitedness to which The week I’m battling is almost a distant memory And thy weekend will bringeth Rest, play and Netflix. Doesn’t all have to rhyme right? "Upon returning this gent To where he was from (a tent) He tried his best But mucked up the rest And now he’s late with his rent | |||
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"There was an old farmer from Greece, Who did dreadful things to his geese, He went too far with the budgerigar, And the parrot phoned the police. A lady we all called sprockett Kept funny old things in her pocket Upon emptying them out She gave a shout To find a very old family locket "Chicken, is frickin awesome. | |||
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"Morning all, happy hump day. Mrs " Morning | |||
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"Morning all, happy hump day. Mrs " The knights of the coffee table Were certainly willing and able They fought till the end Their swords they did bend To prove they were more than a fable | |||
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"Good morning all and happy hump day work bound so non fun for moi "Morning lady, it's been no work for 2 months and no sex for over a year for me. Have a nice day | |||
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"Good morning all and happy hump day work bound so non fun for moi "The beautiful Lady Luck Could just not give a fuck The men on here Tried to be dear But she ended up with a pet duck | |||
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"I would happily have a hump today! But alas its just happy hump day " Morning, I'd just like a day with no worries or stress. | |||
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"Morning PP, morning all "Morning PB | |||
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"Sorry PP, when I sent you sweet dreams I didn't say who they were sweet too! I'll do better tonight "Morning Cede send nudes too  | |||
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"Morning PP morning everyone have a lovely day "You have a delicious day | |||
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"I would happily have a hump today! But alas its just happy hump day " Should we forget work and just hump? | |||
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Happy hump day! Hope your day is good and filled with only the best kind of humping.
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"Morning PP morning everyone have a lovely day "Good morning sexybum x | |||
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"Good morning Mr PP, good morning everyone.
Happy hump day! Hope your day is good and filled with only the best kind of humping.
x"Morning Meli x | |||
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Morning fabulous Fabbers above and below
Happy hump day all | |||
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"Good morning OP et al. I slept terribly last night. Did not drop off until 3pm’ish. But it’s normal as I had my long chemotherapy session yesterday and when that occurs I always am kept up at night. I think it’s the stimulants pumped into me. But I feel quite good right now. It’s my chemo day 2 today and as it happens it’s my FINAL day of treatment. It’s been 6 cycles and the same number of months but at last the day has arrived. I plan to ring the hell out of that bell later "Morning and that brilliant news, sorry about the side effects, ring that bell loud | |||
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"Morning PP
Morning fabulous Fabbers above and below
Happy hump day all "Morning Emily | |||
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"There is so much creativity on this thread, I wish I could write funny little poems! "Morning | |||
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"Good morning OP et al. I slept terribly last night. Did not drop off until 3pm’ish. But it’s normal as I had my long chemotherapy session yesterday and when that occurs I always am kept up at night. I think it’s the stimulants pumped into me. But I feel quite good right now. It’s my chemo day 2 today and as it happens it’s my FINAL day of treatment. It’s been 6 cycles and the same number of months but at last the day has arrived. I plan to ring the hell out of that bell later "I'm so pleased for you, Revolver. I can't imagine how difficult this has been. Sending bell-ringing hugs | |||
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"Good morning OP et al. I slept terribly last night. Did not drop off until 3pm’ish. But it’s normal as I had my long chemotherapy session yesterday and when that occurs I always am kept up at night. I think it’s the stimulants pumped into me. But I feel quite good right now. It’s my chemo day 2 today and as it happens it’s my FINAL day of treatment. It’s been 6 cycles and the same number of months but at last the day has arrived. I plan to ring the hell out of that bell later "A fabulous chap called revolver Had help to make him a solver The c word got fucked Revolver was in luck And now he’s a lovely problem solver
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"There is so much creativity on this thread, I wish I could write funny little poems! "A lady with a marvellous booty Like to get very fruity She gave it a wiggle And then a big jiggle Because she was such a cutie | |||
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"There is so much creativity on this thread, I wish I could write funny little poems! "There was a young lady from Aberdeen Who upon penning a poem was keen These words she said on a forum And I’m glad that I saw ‘em So on her behalf I could intervene | |||
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"Good morning OP et al. I slept terribly last night. Did not drop off until 3pm’ish. But it’s normal as I had my long chemotherapy session yesterday and when that occurs I always am kept up at night. I think it’s the stimulants pumped into me. But I feel quite good right now. It’s my chemo day 2 today and as it happens it’s my FINAL day of treatment. It’s been 6 cycles and the same number of months but at last the day has arrived. I plan to ring the hell out of that bell later "Oh that's wonderful news! I hope the bell ringing brings joy to your ears, x | |||
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"Have a great day yourself. I dreamt I teased the life out of another woman. If only it was real
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