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My mate fancies you... part 2

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

As you were... I've still got messages in my box I need to deliver. Who's in?

If you don’t know the rules, here they are:

1) find someone on the thread you fancy

2) pick a "mate" and send them a message for the object of your desire. You don't have to know them

3) your (new) mate will then post your message anonymously on the thread for your desired person

4) either stay anonymous or declare yourself

5) do the same for others and open your filters people!

Get to it you sexy bunch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Aye go on then count me in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And now I'm out

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By *ookie46Woman
over a year ago

Deepest darkest Peru

Need to repost before I get sacked as a postie as I missed the recipient off

From a beautiful blonde

Message for joshstillrocks

I’ve always thought you have gorgeous lips

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
over a year ago

Carlisle usually

Oh, one for ABootyfulday


"Would she like to have some girl on girl playtime with a little minx who is very much an admirer "

(Having seen the admirer, she'd be mad to say no )

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Last one closed before I could respond!

Still in.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well, that flew by! I'm ready for another shift

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll partake, happy to play postie

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

Still in. And I’ve put my postie shorts on

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By *ick08Man
over a year ago

East Leak

In and happy to be a postie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Still in.

In hope

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

My box is still hot with the sexy mates...

To PetiteWoman

I want to tie you up, tease you until you are begging and give you the spanking of your life

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By *aizyWoman
over a year ago

west midlands

Still in and still happy to be postie

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss


"And now I'm out "

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By *ookie46Woman
over a year ago

Deepest darkest Peru

Still in but I’m a shit postie

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

One from a new sexy mate...

Please tell Cute little geek.. I LOVE her lingerie..

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By *ou only live onceMan
over a year ago

London

Still in, mailbox still open...

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Still in but I’m a shit postie "

Don't post shit. That's frowned upon

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

Nooooorrrraaaaa!

This proper hot dude said to me...

Please ask Nora if there are any bobbles in her towel she needs help removing.

If posh says you’re hot you’re hot. Come check for yourself

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By *ookie46Woman
over a year ago

Deepest darkest Peru


"Still in but I’m a shit postie

Don't post shit. That's frowned upon "

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By *hrek101Man
over a year ago

Herts

In before bedtime

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

May I re partake please even though I'm a tad peeved I don't know who sent me the last one ..

In

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I play?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am in

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

A gorgeous mate says...

please tell Jennie tv she is a top level tart with a heart xxx

(She's right you know)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In again and still happy to be postie

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"May I re partake please even though I'm a tad peeved I don't know who sent me the last one ..

In "

As long as you don't throw a strop again

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Can I play? "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

still not in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm in

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By *ryingitout19Man
over a year ago

Wales

Back in

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By *ehindHerEyesCouple
over a year ago

SomewhereOnlyWeKnow

I'll be in again, happy to postie

Tinder

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In again will post as well

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

My hot mate... who i have never known be lost for words before... says...

Could you please tell Chicken555...

I've ran out of superlatives to describe my lust for you so in simple terms ... Faf !! Now !!

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By *inkyInkedBiWoman
over a year ago

.

Popping in for a bit

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By *ehindHerEyesCouple
over a year ago

SomewhereOnlyWeKnow

This hot fella has a message for you red!

Plz tell red.

Her first pic, has me biting my bottom lip. Fucking hot is all I've got

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

ok im in

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By *istyPeaksCouple
over a year ago

braintree

Oh I’ll play please

Mrs Misty

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

All the gorgeousness in my box has me a fluster...

Can you tell Daisy 179 I would like to butter her muffin x

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By *ehindHerEyesCouple
over a year ago

SomewhereOnlyWeKnow

Well this one had me blushing

Hiya can you tell her, from himandher that I’d enjoy giving her a nice rimming then I’d squeeze her tasty nipples whilst she ride my cock off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

as its bed time i'm out

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By *ookie46Woman
over a year ago

Deepest darkest Peru

My hot mate says …..

Could you please tell Daisy we haven’t chatted enough recently, you’re super hot and a lovely lady person. Really want to meet you soon!!

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By *ehindHerEyesCouple
over a year ago

SomewhereOnlyWeKnow

This hunk of a fella asks me to pass this along for Nora!

Can you tell Nora

Treat me like a pirate and give me that booty.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A gorgeous mate says...

please tell Jennie tv she is a top level tart with a heart xxx

(She's right you know)"

Shhh.

The heart information is not something I want publicly known!

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By *aizyWoman
over a year ago

west midlands


"All the gorgeousness in my box has me a fluster...

Can you tell Daisy 179 I would like to butter her muffin x"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Happy to e a postie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Still in. Would love to know who my admirer is

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

My hot to trot mate says...

Could you tell You only live once

I’d love to lick up the inside of his thighs

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By *istyPeaksCouple
over a year ago

braintree

CEDE…. Incoming. And this guy is a honey

Plz tell Cede....

This needs to be made a reality...sooner rather than later

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By *ookie46Woman
over a year ago

Deepest darkest Peru

A very sexy mate says

Please could you tell Red she has me lost for words, but I'm willing to take a crash course on how to best put my hands to work!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My hot mate... who i have never known be lost for words before... says...

Could you please tell Chicken555...

I've ran out of superlatives to describe my lust for you so in simple terms ... Faf !! Now !! "

Ooh

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Oooooft for my gorgeous Cede...

Plz tell Cede, I could go into allsorts, but to put in really simple terms FAF....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts


"This hunk of a fella asks me to pass this along for Nora!

Can you tell Nora

Treat me like a pirate and give me that booty.

"

. No idea who that is. I’d have guessed Sam but he’s not here!

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

Let's get back to it

And thank you for the messages on the first thread, weird crazy admirers. I've just caught up

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

To Red for Danger:

We never did have that social, want to try again? You’re lovely and I’m not actually a total dick in real life…

Go for it red!

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By *illan-KillashMan
over a year ago

London/Sussex/Surrey/Berks/Hants

May I join in?

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By *ehindHerEyesCouple
over a year ago

SomewhereOnlyWeKnow

My very gorgeous mate wanted me to pass this along...

Could you please tell mrsShiv that her bum is bloody gorgeous

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By *aizyWoman
over a year ago

west midlands


"My hot mate says …..

Could you please tell Daisy we haven’t chatted enough recently, you’re super hot and a lovely lady person. Really want to meet you soon!!"

I know who this is, and you're right we have chatted for a while, have to change that!

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By *rHotNottsMan
over a year ago

Dubai & Nottingham

My super hot bestie said he’d quite fancy a threesome with Cookie & Petitewoman

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By *ycanNightsMan
over a year ago

Workington

Ok...I'm in...

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
over a year ago

Carlisle usually

I'm hoping this one is received better than I'd take it


"Can you let Julie, from Julieandbeef know I’ve just had a nice wank looking at her pics and I’d like her to swallow my load soon"

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

Good lord can I come too! Please!

RedForDanger

I would love to run my hands all over you and press my boobs up against yours.

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By *ookie46Woman
over a year ago

Deepest darkest Peru


"My super hot bestie said he’d quite fancy a threesome with Cookie & Petitewoman "

Have you took an oath to not reveal his name or can you pass it on ….. I’m definitely in

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By *empest2KMan
over a year ago

Derby

I've had one beer, so I'm anyone's. I'm in!

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By *ou only live onceMan
over a year ago

London


"My hot to trot mate says...

Could you tell You only live once

I’d love to lick up the inside of his thighs "

Easily done. Do they prefer chocolate or caramel sauce, or we just keeping it au naturel?

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss


"CEDE…. Incoming. And this guy is a honey

Plz tell Cede....

This needs to be made a reality...sooner rather than later "

Couldn't agree more

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

postie

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By *ehindHerEyesCouple
over a year ago

SomewhereOnlyWeKnow

This hottie says...

Can you ask _ou only live once when we’re playing pool? Also is it ok if I put my hand in the pocket to feel the balls? Pool wise of course

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Message for Tryingitout19

Do we get to try you 19 times to see if we wear you out?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good lord can I come too! Please!

RedForDanger

I would love to run my hands all over you and press my boobs up against yours.

"

LOVE the sound of this!

(And yes please Nora too )

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By *aughtyandhandsomeMan
over a year ago

button moon

Still here for a little while

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts


"Good lord can I come too! Please!

RedForDanger

I would love to run my hands all over you and press my boobs up against yours.

LOVE the sound of this!

(And yes please Nora too )"

I’m getting my diary out right now!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good lord can I come too! Please!

RedForDanger

I would love to run my hands all over you and press my boobs up against yours.

"

Room for one more?

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss


"Oooooft for my gorgeous Cede...

Plz tell Cede, I could go into allsorts, but to put in really simple terms FAF.... "

Yes!! Yes I do!! How did you guess

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By *ou only live onceMan
over a year ago

London


"This hottie says...

Can you ask _ou only live once when we’re playing pool? Also is it ok if I put my hand in the pocket to feel the balls? Pool wise of course"

Yes, that's fine. So long as she doesn't mind me getting up close and personal behind her, to help with her cue action, obviously

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Happy to play the part of Royal Male .

And receive wooings from lovely lady folk.

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish


"I'm hoping this one is received better than I'd take it

Can you let Julie, from Julieandbeef know I’ve just had a nice wank looking at her pics and I’d like her to swallow my load soon"

I'm hoping (really hoping) that this is a cheeky nod to an earlier thread. Turns out it's not as challenging as I thought...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Defo up for that

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts


"Good lord can I come too! Please!

RedForDanger

I would love to run my hands all over you and press my boobs up against yours.

Room for one more? "

. You’re missing the boobs though

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By *KloganMan
over a year ago

Ramsbottom

Happy to post and lighten the load…

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

I'll post the contents of my box as soon as I've walked the dogs! Keep it up sexy peeps.... and don't forget me!

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By *ookie46Woman
over a year ago

Deepest darkest Peru

My sexy mate says…..

Can you tell

Nsp

Would love to be the cream to your jam and butter your scone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good lord can I come too! Please!

RedForDanger

I would love to run my hands all over you and press my boobs up against yours.

Room for one more?

. You’re missing the boobs though "

Cockmeat sandwich afterwards?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good lord can I come too! Please!

RedForDanger

I would love to run my hands all over you and press my boobs up against yours.

Room for one more? "

You can pour our prosecco

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

Oooooh one for you twinny!

Cookie we may have met before

So , you , me , on my bedroom floor

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

Plz say to Cede....

Call it intuition, and let's make this happen....I'll fire up the motor, whenever she's ready

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By *istyPeaksCouple
over a year ago

braintree

I’ll have to take my postie shorts off, I’m afraid.

So so tired

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good lord can I come too! Please!

RedForDanger

I would love to run my hands all over you and press my boobs up against yours.

Room for one more?

You can pour our prosecco "

My pleasure Red. I'll make breakfast in bed the next morning too.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yo, SKlogan, my gorgeous mate says as she'd be happy to help lighten your load

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

NSP my love, a certain hunk says

"Would love to be the cream to your jam and butter your scone"

It's tea time!

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By *ildmanYorksMan
over a year ago

Doncaster & Bembridge

I'll give it a go, maybe someone fancies me

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

And another one for my gorgeous twinny

Can you tell cookie

I am up for a ruck scrum maul anytime baby

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By *ustyMilfxxxCouple
over a year ago

Swansea

Can I play please?

Happy to be postlady pat! X

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By *ull English with teaMan
over a year ago

London

To Nora, from a distinguished gentleman:

I want to rub myself all over your body with maple syrup. Pancakes optional.

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By *ookie46Woman
over a year ago

Deepest darkest Peru


"Oooooh one for you twinny!

Cookie we may have met before

So , you , me , on my bedroom floor "

It will be all them socials I attend, come say hi

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’ll have to take my postie shorts off, I’m afraid.

So so tired "

People will talk, Misty

I’m off to bed too. Not Mistys bed though…honest…

Night you bloody lovely lot x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

still not in

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By *aizyWoman
over a year ago

west midlands

GrumpyMcFuckNugget, my super sexy mate says,

Please could you tell grumpy it’s nearly time for custard in London

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts


"To Nora, from a distinguished gentleman:

I want to rub myself all over your body with maple syrup. Pancakes optional.

"

Distinguished gentleman? Well now I’m flummoxed .

That would be awfully sticky!

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

Also off to sleep. Night night you horny bunch x

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss


"Plz say to Cede....

Call it intuition, and let's make this happen....I'll fire up the motor, whenever she's ready "

My motor is always running

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By *elix SightedMan
over a year ago

Cloud 8


"I'm hoping this one is received better than I'd take it

Can you let Julie, from Julieandbeef know I’ve just had a nice wank looking at her pics and I’d like her to swallow my load soon

I'm hoping (really hoping) that this is a cheeky nod to an earlier thread. Turns out it's not as challenging as I thought... "

It wasn’t me!!!

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By *BootyfulDayWoman
over a year ago

…


"Oh, one for ABootyfulday

Would she like to have some girl on girl playtime with a little minx who is very much an admirer

(Having seen the admirer, she'd be mad to say no )"

Oh hello you little minx yes please you have me all blushing mysterious sexy lady! Please reveal yourself

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Plz say to Cede....

Call it intuition, and let's make this happen....I'll fire up the motor, whenever she's ready

My motor is always running "

Finely tuned motor at that

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish


"I'm hoping this one is received better than I'd take it

Can you let Julie, from Julieandbeef know I’ve just had a nice wank looking at her pics and I’d like her to swallow my load soon

I'm hoping (really hoping) that this is a cheeky nod to an earlier thread. Turns out it's not as challenging as I thought...

It wasn’t me!!! "

I should hope not. You started hours ago!

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

Another short and sweet one from a very sexy lady!

LycanNights

FAF?

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By *elix SightedMan
over a year ago

Cloud 8


"I'm hoping this one is received better than I'd take it

Can you let Julie, from Julieandbeef know I’ve just had a nice wank looking at her pics and I’d like her to swallow my load soon

I'm hoping (really hoping) that this is a cheeky nod to an earlier thread. Turns out it's not as challenging as I thought...

It wasn’t me!!!

I should hope not. You started hours ago! "

And doesn’t that make me sound stallion like!!! Because it’s definitely not your pictures not being sexy enough

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Plenty of FAF tonight

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

Bed for me I’m out. x

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By *ryingitout19Man
over a year ago

Wales


"Message for Tryingitout19

Do we get to try you 19 times to see if we wear you out? "

Challenge accepted

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Night all.

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"GrumpyMcFuckNugget, my super sexy mate says,

Please could you tell grumpy it’s nearly time for custard in London "

I'm assuming this will be indoors ?

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By *ycanNightsMan
over a year ago

Workington


"Another short and sweet one from a very sexy lady!

LycanNights

FAF?"

Short and sweet ..and I'll absolutely take that

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss

A message for You Only Live Once from a gorgeous female that I would happily watch work out...

Let him know he is far too fit and if he wouldn’t mind helping a girl out at the gym I’d love him to train me please

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By *elix SightedMan
over a year ago

Cloud 8

And a message for the perennially popular Wonko:

“Tell me I am beautiful then tongue punch my fartbox"

What a proposition old thing! Get in there!!!

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By *elix SightedMan
over a year ago

Cloud 8

Out now, bed time for naughty cats

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
over a year ago

Carlisle usually

I should probably call it a night too. I'm out as a postie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"And a message for the perennially popular Wonko:

“Tell me I am beautiful then tongue punch my fartbox"

What a proposition old thing! Get in there!!!"

Can't when I don't know who you are

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By *aizyWoman
over a year ago

west midlands

LycanNights this gorgeous sexy lady says,

Can you let LycanNights know I can't really do short and sweet. But I can do on my knees and adorable if that works?

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

I'm back and have plenty to squirt out of my box for you lovely lot!

First... one for my hot mate from a sexy man...

Please tell RedforDanger - Red and Black are a definite match and she looks stunning.

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By *olvespairCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

Back in

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

I have a message from a delectable darling for the also delectable Chicken555 ...

"Grace of a Swan, Heart of gold, breath of a Walrus. Perfect!"

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

And another sexy mate... she says...

Please could you tell Cornish Viking I’d love to wrestle him

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have a message from a delectable darling for the also delectable Chicken555 ...

"Grace of a Swan, Heart of gold, breath of a Walrus. Perfect!"

"

Wow cheeky mare!!

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

An oooft worthy mate says...

can you please tell the lovely Shivs that she can have my hoodie anytime. I'd even let her keep it.

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By *ik69Man
over a year ago

Sheffield

In

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By *KloganMan
over a year ago

Ramsbottom


"Yo, SKlogan, my gorgeous mate says as she'd be happy to help lighten your load "

Cheers Hovis…

Now who said it…. I’m a rubbish sleuth.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm back and have plenty to squirt out of my box for you lovely lot!

First... one for my hot mate from a sexy man...

Please tell RedforDanger - Red and Black are a definite match and she looks stunning."

Damn why didn’t I think of this

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Message for Grumpy

You'll never know and I hope it keeps you up all night

That could be from me. It could be from my sexy mate...

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Message for Grumpy

You'll never know and I hope it keeps you up all night

That could be from me. It could be from my sexy mate..."

Fucks Sake

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"Message for Grumpy

You'll never know and I hope it keeps you up all night

That could be from me. It could be from my sexy mate...

Fucks Sake "

It was from me

Ps. That was a lie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A message has come in

Please Ask NSP if can have my breath back? She takes it away every time I see her pics

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By *aizyWoman
over a year ago

west midlands


"Message for Grumpy

You'll never know and I hope it keeps you up all night

That could be from me. It could be from my sexy mate...

Fucks Sake "

And I'm never going to tell!!

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By *isge BeathaWoman
over a year ago

Here, There and Everywhere

In, better late than never!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"still not in"

That's 2 of us

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Message for Grumpy

You'll never know and I hope it keeps you up all night

That could be from me. It could be from my sexy mate...

Fucks Sake

It was from me

Ps. That was a lie "

That's no help woman

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"NSP my love, a certain hunk says

"Would love to be the cream to your jam and butter your scone"

It's tea time!"

Oooh.

I like cream

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"Message for Grumpy

You'll never know and I hope it keeps you up all night

That could be from me. It could be from my sexy mate...

Fucks Sake

It was from me

Ps. That was a lie

That's no help woman "

Yes. But it did wind you up. And I like that. A lot

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Message for Grumpy

You'll never know and I hope it keeps you up all night

That could be from me. It could be from my sexy mate...

Fucks Sake

And I'm never going to tell!! "

Wtf .. I'm confused now ..

I'm off to bed you meanies

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Message for Grumpy

You'll never know and I hope it keeps you up all night

That could be from me. It could be from my sexy mate...

Fucks Sake

It was from me

Ps. That was a lie

That's no help woman "

Ps. That may not have been a lie.

Or it might have

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Message for Grumpy

You'll never know and I hope it keeps you up all night

That could be from me. It could be from my sexy mate...

Fucks Sake

It was from me

Ps. That was a lie

That's no help woman

Yes. But it did wind you up. And I like that. A lot "

Grrrr

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"A message has come in

Please Ask NSP if can have my breath back? She takes it away every time I see her pics "

well should I just blow in every direction?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A message has come in

Please Ask NSP if can have my breath back? She takes it away every time I see her pics

well should I just blow in every direction? "

You can blow over here if you need a warm up!

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By *valanche1001Man
over a year ago

Leeds

I wouldn’t say no to a mystery message

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"My sexy mate says…..

Can you tell

Nsp

Would love to be the cream to your jam and butter your scone"

I'm now wondering if that's two people thinking the same... or one sending to two people?

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"A message has come in

Please Ask NSP if can have my breath back? She takes it away every time I see her pics

well should I just blow in every direction?

You can blow over here if you need a warm up!"

I'm absolutely on my way

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By *aizyWoman
over a year ago

west midlands

Hey Hovis, my gorgeous sexy lovely friend says,

Please tell Hovis that I have the sheath for his mighty weapon if he would be so kind as to come here

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss


"Message for Grumpy

You'll never know and I hope it keeps you up all night

That could be from me. It could be from my sexy mate...

Fucks Sake

And I'm never going to tell!!

Wtf .. I'm confused now ..

I'm off to bed you meanies "

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By *dinson1983Man
over a year ago

Wakefield

[Removed by poster at 28/03/23 23:14:18]

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By *dinson1983Man
over a year ago

Wakefield

Can I play?

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By *ea monkeyMan
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

Am I too late? Did I miss all the hotties?

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By *ingo00Man
over a year ago

Cowley

A willing postie if people still want to pass on messages

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By *ldFashionedGentMan
over a year ago

Chelmsford

What a wonderful idea this is. If anyone would like a reliable postman please do let me know

I can also offer the services of a barbershop quartet if that’s your thing

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Am I too late? Did I miss all the hotties? "

Well I'm still here...

But I don't count

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By *ldFashionedGentMan
over a year ago

Chelmsford


"Am I too late? Did I miss all the hotties?

Well I'm still here...

But I don't count "

I respectfully disagree. Just had the pleasure of looking through your pics. And you most certainly do.

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Am I too late? Did I miss all the hotties?

Well I'm still here...

But I don't count

I respectfully disagree. Just had the pleasure of looking through your pics. And you most certainly do."

Awww... thanks. You can definitely play

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"Am I too late? Did I miss all the hotties?

Well I'm still here...

But I don't count "

You always count

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By *ea monkeyMan
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)


"Am I too late? Did I miss all the hotties?

Well I'm still here...

But I don't count "

Have you tried taking your shoes and socks off? That will at least get you to 20

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Am I too late? Did I miss all the hotties?

Well I'm still here...

But I don't count

You always count "

Aww thanks LB

So do you... you hottie

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By *ingo00Man
over a year ago

Cowley

A message for TeaMonkey from a gorgeous fabster

"Late? Positively stewed!"

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Am I too late? Did I miss all the hotties?

Well I'm still here...

But I don't count

Have you tried taking your shoes and socks off? That will at least get you to 20"

New phone. Who dis?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"An oooft worthy mate says...

can you please tell the lovely Shivs that she can have my hoodie anytime. I'd even let her keep it.

"

This is the way to my heart

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Am I too late? Did I miss all the hotties?

Well I'm still here...

But I don't count

Have you tried taking your shoes and socks off? That will at least get you to 20"

Leave em on!

You know ... smell and stuff

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By *ldFashionedGentMan
over a year ago

Chelmsford

Message for _ea monkey

I’d be very happy to have my hands all over you before you push me against the wall…

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

Incoming message from a sexy minx for

Odinson1983 …..

I'd like to play with him

(I would definitely go for that one Odinson )

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Am I too late? Did I miss all the hotties?

Well I'm still here...

But I don't count

Have you tried taking your shoes and socks off? That will at least get you to 20

Leave em on!

You know ... smell and stuff"

Oi! I did just wash them!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's getting close to that moment

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By *hroatQueen_CATV/TS
over a year ago

Carlisle

Too late! Lol In or happy to be postie for a little bit.

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

My very sexy gorgeous mate who I wanna do sexy things with says...

Please tell Magic Mouth

"I would let you mouth work its magic on me"

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"It's getting close to that moment "

Are you going to explode?

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By *ea monkeyMan
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

A rather lovely friend asked me to post this

Please tell OldFashionedGent he looks rather delightful. And now I'm wondering how to get him to be less of a gentleman

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By *ea monkeyMan
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

A very enigmatic amigo sent me this…

Message for Littlebird:

"...in your dress of deepest purple... where are you tonight? "

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By *hroatQueen_CATV/TS
over a year ago

Carlisle


"My very sexy gorgeous mate who I wanna do sexy things with says...

Please tell Magic Mouth

"I would let you mouth work its magic on me"

"
Oh intriguing. Hehe

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

I'm not doing a part 3 tonight... but maybe tomorrow night we can start again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Need to repost before I get sacked as a postie as I missed the recipient off

From a beautiful blonde

Message for joshstillrocks

I’ve always thought you have gorgeous lips "

I didn't see this! Devastated!

They're lovely and kissable by all means come and find out!

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By *ea monkeyMan
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)


"Message for _ea monkey

I’d be very happy to have my hands all over you before you push me against the wall… "

That’s sounds rather interesting…

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