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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Can you please go do the washing up or something so I can get laid already?!?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Burgers are on, where do you want me

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

.

You need to announce a handbags/shoes sale.

That'll help you get cock.

Xoxo

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"You need to announce a handbags/shoes sale.

That'll help you get cock.

Xoxo"

I hear Primark have a sale.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I go for a coffee instead?

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By *4bimMan
over a year ago

Farnborough Hampshire

Can't let the women go.

I have shirts that need ironing.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yeah you ladies are making it real difficult for me to pretend to be straight! Get lost already so I'm only left with the men!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Can I go for a coffee instead? "

I'm not that mean, of course you can.

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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"You need to announce a handbags/shoes sale.

That'll help you get cock.

Xoxo

I hear Primark have a sale."

Well there you go Raven, you can take my stable while I nip to the shops.

Real sisterhood is caring.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m off for meal shortly

With friend

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss


"You need to announce a handbags/shoes sale.

That'll help you get cock.

Xoxo

I hear Primark have a sale."

Mmm Primark are terrible for my size - don't suppose converse or vans has a big sale on just now??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Based on this post, I’m moving into Primark

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Its the top 5% of women you need to get rid off...they just get all the men...

Or something like that ...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Based on this post, I’m moving into Primark "

This about sums up my life

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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"Its the top 5% of women you need to get rid off...they just get all the men...

Or something like that ...

"

I get to stay?

Best news I've had all day.

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss


"Its the top 5% of women you need to get rid off...they just get all the men...

Or something like that ...

I get to stay?

Best news I've had all day. "

Me too - I didn't have the energy to go out of the house tonight

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Its the top 5% of women you need to get rid off...they just get all the men...

Or something like that ...

I get to stay?

Best news I've had all day. "

And you don't even have to go shopping

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sale at mine pass it on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Its the top 5% of women you need to get rid off...they just get all the men...

Or something like that ...

I get to stay?

Best news I've had all day.

Me too - I didn't have the energy to go out of the house tonight "

You can even just do it from bed

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By *inger_SnapWoman
over a year ago

Hampshire/Dorset

I've got my period, so I'm out of action if that helps.

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By *toC Thats MeWoman
over a year ago

Sheffield

I’m washing my hair

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
over a year ago

Carlisle usually


"Its the top 5% of women you need to get rid off...they just get all the men...

Or something like that ..."

Sorry. I'll go delete my account now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Its the top 5% of women you need to get rid off...they just get all the men...

Or something like that ...

"

I have a list of the top 5% women in the northwest too.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm going no where .I've already taken my bra off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm going no where .I've already taken my bra off "

Let's see

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By *dam1971Man
over a year ago

Bedford


"Can you please go do the washing up or something so I can get laid already?!?

"

If you want to get laid, message someone with 20 cock pictures. That’s what everyone does so it must work

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Its the top 5% of women you need to get rid off...they just get all the men...

Or something like that ...

Sorry. I'll go delete my account now "

Haha...don't you dare....anyway you'll be missing the forums the second you press delete

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Its the top 5% of women you need to get rid off...they just get all the men...

Or something like that ...

I have a list of the top 5% women in the northwest too. "

Your top 5% im sure is different to mine

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
over a year ago

Carlisle usually


"Its the top 5% of women you need to get rid off...they just get all the men...

Or something like that ...

Sorry. I'll go delete my account now

Haha...don't you dare....anyway you'll be missing the forums the second you press delete "

I'll just go back to neopets

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By *istyPeaksCouple
over a year ago

braintree

Can’t make me.

I like it here, there are pretty things

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can you please go do the washing up or something so I can get laid already?!?

If you want to get laid, message someone with 20 cock pictures. That’s what everyone does so it must work "

So, I need 20 cock photos on my profile?

*gets camera

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Its the top 5% of women you need to get rid off...they just get all the men...

Or something like that ...

I have a list of the top 5% women in the northwest too.

Your top 5% im sure is different to mine "

Yeah mine is probably way hotter

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Its the top 5% of women you need to get rid off...they just get all the men...

Or something like that ...

I have a list of the top 5% women in the northwest too.

Your top 5% im sure is different to mine

Yeah mine is probably way hotter "

I'm sure it is for you ...not for me

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
over a year ago

Carlisle usually


"I have a list of the top 5% women in the northwest too.

Your top 5% im sure is different to mine

Yeah mine is probably way hotter "

And way less interested

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By *dinson1983Man
over a year ago

Wakefield

I mean... I'll have all the ladies in this thread... I don't mind providing a service for those in need

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish


"I have a list of the top 5% women in the northwest too.

Your top 5% im sure is different to mine

Yeah mine is probably way hotter

And way less interested "

The NHS suggests treating a burn with cool running water for at least 20 minutes.

J

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By *oiluvfunMan
over a year ago

Penrith


"Its the top 5% of women you need to get rid off...they just get all the men...

"

They are greedy, aren’t they, those two…..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have a list of the top 5% women in the northwest too.

Your top 5% im sure is different to mine

Yeah mine is probably way hotter

And way less interested "

None are on the thread

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By *idnight RamblerMan
over a year ago

Pershore

......and STOP sending all those messages.

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish


"I have a list of the top 5% women in the northwest too.

Your top 5% im sure is different to mine

Yeah mine is probably way hotter

And way less interested

None are on the thread "

Thank fuck for that.

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By *istyPeaksCouple
over a year ago

braintree


"I have a list of the top 5% women in the northwest too.

Your top 5% im sure is different to mine

Yeah mine is probably way hotter

And way less interested

None are on the thread "

Oh no. I’m gutted. However will I cope…

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have a list of the top 5% women in the northwest too.

Your top 5% im sure is different to mine

Yeah mine is probably way hotter

And way less interested

The NHS suggests treating a burn with cool running water for at least 20 minutes.

J"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have a list of the top 5% women in the northwest too.

Your top 5% im sure is different to mine

Yeah mine is probably way hotter

And way less interested

None are on the thread

Thank fuck for that. "

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By *elix SightedMan
over a year ago

Cloud 8


"I have a list of the top 5% women in the northwest too.

Your top 5% im sure is different to mine

Yeah mine is probably way hotter

And way less interested

The NHS suggests treating a burn with cool running water for at least 20 minutes.

J"

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss


"I have a list of the top 5% women in the northwest too.

Your top 5% im sure is different to mine

Yeah mine is probably way hotter

And way less interested

None are on the thread

Thank fuck for that. "

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish


"I have a list of the top 5% women in the northwest too.

Your top 5% im sure is different to mine

Yeah mine is probably way hotter

And way less interested

None are on the thread

Thank fuck for that.

"

Just expressing relief at not being in the top 5% North West ladies.

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

You can have my men, they're wearing me out.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is that the reason why I'm not drowning in cock???

And there was me thinking all the guys had wasted their morning wood being selfish and just weren't interested as they had already stroked that elusive cock I seek.

So.... Can all the women just bugger off now!....please?

Thanks.

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss


"I have a list of the top 5% women in the northwest too.

Your top 5% im sure is different to mine

Yeah mine is probably way hotter

And way less interested

None are on the thread

Thank fuck for that.

Just expressing relief at not being in the top 5% North West ladies. "

So party for us 95%? Cake and gin?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have a list of the top 5% women in the northwest too.

Your top 5% im sure is different to mine

Yeah mine is probably way hotter

And way less interested

None are on the thread

Thank fuck for that.

Just expressing relief at not being in the top 5% North West ladies. "

Must try harder, school report

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish


"So party for us 95%? Cake and gin? "

Count. Me. In.

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"So party for us 95%? Cake and gin?

Count. Me. In. "

And me. I’m in a void around here as I’m in the arse end of nowhere

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss


"So party for us 95%? Cake and gin?

Count. Me. In.

And me. I’m in a void around here as I’m in the arse end of nowhere "

Fabulous! I think a hot tub is probably needed too right?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sale at mine pass it on "

Pants 100% off

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By *dinson1983Man
over a year ago

Wakefield


"I have a list of the top 5% women in the northwest too.

Your top 5% im sure is different to mine

Yeah mine is probably way hotter

And way less interested

None are on the thread

Thank fuck for that.

Just expressing relief at not being in the top 5% North West ladies.

So party for us 95%? Cake and gin? "

Gin and cake with added boobs... Can I come

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"So party for us 95%? Cake and gin?

Count. Me. In.

And me. I’m in a void around here as I’m in the arse end of nowhere

Fabulous! I think a hot tub is probably needed too right? "

Absofuckinglutely

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You can have my men, they're wearing me out."

Can we pick which one or do we have to take the lot?

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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago

Bedford (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)

Did someone say cake ...

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By *oiluvfunMan
over a year ago

Penrith


"Is that the reason why I'm not drowning in cock???

And there was me thinking all the guys had wasted their morning wood being selfish and just weren't interested as they had already stroked that elusive cock I seek.

So.... Can all the women just bugger off now!....please?

Thanks."

It’s a mystery why the guys can’t find you…..

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss


"I have a list of the top 5% women in the northwest too.

Your top 5% im sure is different to mine

Yeah mine is probably way hotter

And way less interested

None are on the thread

Thank fuck for that.

Just expressing relief at not being in the top 5% North West ladies.

So party for us 95%? Cake and gin?

Gin and cake with added boobs... Can I come"

Sorry it's a bottom 95% women only party

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By *dinson1983Man
over a year ago

Wakefield


"I have a list of the top 5% women in the northwest too.

Your top 5% im sure is different to mine

Yeah mine is probably way hotter

And way less interested

None are on the thread

Thank fuck for that.

Just expressing relief at not being in the top 5% North West ladies.

So party for us 95%? Cake and gin?

Gin and cake with added boobs... Can I come

Sorry it's a bottom 95% women only party "

But I'm definitely not top 5% if women so by default I'm bottom 95%....

Or I'll just be in your butler... Topping up all your drinks etc?

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By *dam1971Man
over a year ago

Bedford


"Did someone say cake ... "

It’s like a psychic superpower.

A reeeally specific psychic superpower

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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago

Bedford (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)


"Did someone say cake ...

It’s like a psychic superpower.

A reeeally specific psychic superpower "

I know right ... it's either a blessing or curse

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Join the Irish forum fuck all ladies on it lol

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By *dinson1983Man
over a year ago

Wakefield


"Join the Irish forum fuck all ladies on it lol "

Will there be Guinness????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Join the Irish forum fuck all ladies on it lol

Will there be Guinness???? "

Oh yes it's on tap lol

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By *dinson1983Man
over a year ago

Wakefield


"Join the Irish forum fuck all ladies on it lol

Will there be Guinness????

Oh yes it's on tap lol "

I'm coming with you!!!!

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By *rmdMan
over a year ago

chesterfield


"Can you please go do the washing up or something so I can get laid already?!?

"

Come on profile hidden

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Join the Irish forum fuck all ladies on it lol

Will there be Guinness????

Oh yes it's on tap lol

I'm coming with you!!!!"

Yippie

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By *ehindHerEyesCouple
over a year ago

SomewhereOnlyWeKnow

Don't look at me the inbox is just full of tumblew33d here

Tinder

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By *dinson1983Man
over a year ago

Wakefield


"Join the Irish forum fuck all ladies on it lol

Will there be Guinness????

Oh yes it's on tap lol

I'm coming with you!!!!

Yippie "

Be gentle with me... Or don't...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Join the Irish forum fuck all ladies on it lol

Will there be Guinness????

Oh yes it's on tap lol

I'm coming with you!!!!

Yippie

Be gentle with me... Or don't..."

I'll try

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By *dinson1983Man
over a year ago

Wakefield


"Join the Irish forum fuck all ladies on it lol

Will there be Guinness????

Oh yes it's on tap lol

I'm coming with you!!!!

Yippie

Be gentle with me... Or don't...

I'll try "

Oh lass do what ya want!

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By *orbidden eastMan
over a year ago

london dodging electric scooters


"Can you please go do the washing up or something so I can get laid already?!?

"

Genius, OP. Just genius

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By *oiluvfunMan
over a year ago

Penrith


"Can you please go do the washing up or something so I can get laid already?!?

"

Unhiding your profile would be a good start....

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By *iden93Man
over a year ago

Shard End

Hey would love it if you message xx

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