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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

One cat cute as a button, hilarious as a kitten too and now older absolutely no bother in terms of mess etc, she does asshole things like drink your tea, sits in front of the tellybox when I’m trying to watch it (I’ve worked out she likes football) will pad all over me in the middle of the night and then promptly settle to fall asleep ….. on my head, I love her to bits but sometimes wow she’s quite knobby l, anyone else’s pet do odd stuff

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have a fluffy little knobhead that does shit like that.

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss

I have a twatterdale

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've come to the conclusion most pets are knobheads...my dog is

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have a fluffy little knobhead that does shit like that."

Give him food, he's a feline angel

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well she rarely makes food or cuppas and she'll likely kill me when she reads this so it's been a fun life have fun folks

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
over a year ago

Carlisle usually

"I've come to the conclusion most pets are knobheads...my dog is

She doesn't hold a torch to my knobheads though

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By *estarossa.Woman
over a year ago

Flagrante

I have 4 cats.

The black one peed on my bed twice in 2 days, little baggage!

My duvets are extremely clean now!

I told her anyone else would have rehomed her by now.

She is completely unrepentant

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

SW1A1AA

Mine are all perfect little angels except last night when not one of them came to sleep with me. They sleep with me every night I must of offended them in someone way

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've come to the conclusion most pets are knobheads...my dog is

She doesn't hold a torch to my knobheads though

Haha... fair but they're still cute ... sometimes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My cat will savage anyone. This morning she meowed from 5am for breakfast, ignored her til 6am, she tripped me over on the way to the kitchen for breakfast, and then turned her nose up once it was in her dish. Punched the dog on the nose and left!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have two knobhead cats. Sisters as well, so what one does, the other follows.

Like sinking their bastard claws into your leg or sofa..

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By *he love catsCouple
over a year ago

South Wales

My dog is a dickhead wanting to go out at silly hours in the night to drink drain water when he's got a fresh bowl of water in the house.

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By *eather_uktvTV/TS
over a year ago

Manchester

I have a 15 month old cat and wehever football is on, she sits on the tv cabinet and chases the ball over the screen with her front paws. Knobhead. But she happens to be gorgeous.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He can be at times he often does things he knows are naughty if he thinks he can get away with it like sneak into the kitchen to be at the bin or drink from the blocked drain in the garden haven’t gotten round to unblocking yet. Can’t stay mad at him long though he so lush and loving I love later on at night when everything done settling down lying on the cooch watching telly he lies on the floor right next to cooch so can stroke him and rest hand on him and settle in for night would be lost and lonely without him

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By *y_CinnamonWoman
over a year ago

Hampshire

They all have knob like tendencies, from throwing up just after they've eaten, to shedding clumps of fur, to running round the house shouting at 3am to bringing in mice... I could go on...

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By *urvyaliciousWoman
over a year ago

Bradford

My frenchie is an idiot and an arsehole! Spent half an hour barking at the ironing board earlier before throwing all the cushions off the sofa onto the floor for no reason other than she wanted to sit on the sofa!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My little Loki definitely is. He has short man syndrome barking at anything across the street then acting scared if they come near him.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My female dog has turned into an arsehole since Friday. Next door must have had a wood burner or something installed and they had men round to pop the chimney up.

Ever since, every times she looks out the window and sees the bloody chimney she goes mental. I’m thinking of staging an intervention!

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By *hanee08Man
over a year ago

Loughborough

Storm my cat is planning to kill me.

Chases me up the stairs and swipes at my feet for some god unknown reason...

Love him to bits though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Storm my cat is planning to kill me.

Chases me up the stairs and swipes at my feet for some god unknown reason...

Love him to bits though

I bet you get this all the time, but you look a bit like a young Gordon Ramsey

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By *hanee08Man
over a year ago

Loughborough

"Storm my cat is planning to kill me.

Chases me up the stairs and swipes at my feet for some god unknown reason...

Love him to bits though

I bet you get this all the time, but you look a bit like a young Gordon Ramsey

You won't be the first and won't be the last to say that to me

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By *ily WhiteWoman
over a year ago

up a bit, right a bit...that's the spot

My dog was an absolute arsehole at times...but I'd give anything to have him back to hog my bed or try to steal food off of my plate again

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By *ookie46Woman
over a year ago

Deepest darkest Peru

My cat is an absolute dickhead at times

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Well she rarely makes food or cuppas and she'll likely kill me when she reads this so it's been a fun life have fun folks

It is with a heavy heart to say that my husband is no longer here with us.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Absolutely, but at 20 years old, he's allowed to be a grumpy fluffball

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By *4bimMan
over a year ago

Farnborough Hampshire

Cat has plenty of nice food

Yet goes out, eats rubbish then throws up the contents of it's stomach on to the carpet.

Wonderful

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By *andaloriansCouple
over a year ago

Malvern

We got a cat that once climbed on the dogs back and parked a shit on her!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My Beabull he is a fart factory.

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

SW1A1AA

My little black cat is a know tonight as she ate half my salami

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By *rMs.NeekCouple
over a year ago

Worcestershire

Oh my god yes. My male cat is a total TWAT. Grade A. Pure and simple

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By *itvclaireTV/TS
over a year ago

Birmingham

We have two Cavvies. Who although not related have the most amazing bond, until it comes to food. Then it's fight club time. Alfie the younger one now has the advantage over Toby, usually goes straight for his ears. Then later in the evening he feels guilty, so thinks trying to mount him is the way to sorry. As in tying this both are fast asleep with Alfie using Toby as a pillow.

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By *riel13Woman
over a year ago

Northampton

Yep... Our knob'ead turned back up at home after buggering off almost 4 years ago! Wanker!

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By *inAndTonic21Couple
over a year ago

Merseyside

Yes we have a crazy dog who is such a knobhead and so adorable with it haha xx

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By *ontWannaMissASwingCouple
over a year ago

Bristol

No kids but had child locks in the kitchen because one of our cats was an asshole and would get into them all. Loved him to bits though.

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