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By *asterR and slut maya OP   Man
over a year ago

Bradford

Who give a fuck

Who gives these flying fucks

Whoes the dogs bollocks

And

Who give a shit .

And finally where did I leave my keys .

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

Your keys are in your coat pocket.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

And finally where did I leave my keys ."

Hopefully not in the door

(No one else? Just me then)

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By *asterR and slut maya OP   Man
over a year ago

Bradford


"Your keys are in your coat pocket."

Sadly lovely lady you are wrong

I've just remember where they are

But always love your contributions to my threads . the other questions

Remain unanswered .

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

Who give a fuck - someone must

Who gives these flying fucks - fucks fly? Who knew!

Whos the dogs bollocks - that bloke over there

And

Who give a shit - I'd rather not receive one.

And finally where did I leave my keys - in the place you just remembered.

Hope that helps

Mrs

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By *asterR and slut maya OP   Man
over a year ago

Bradford


"

And finally where did I leave my keys .

Hopefully not in the door

(No one else? Just me then)"

Red your such joy always nice to see you here . but yet the mystery's

Remain on the other questions

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

0 fucks given

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By *agerMorganMan
over a year ago

Canvey Island

All my fucks flew out the window today.

Also, are your keys down the side of the sofa?

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By *asterR and slut maya OP   Man
over a year ago

Bradford


"0 fucks given "

I would say to you madam or miss

Note the English humore

That your pineapple. Tells us a different story when it comes to fucks .

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By *asterR and slut maya OP   Man
over a year ago

Bradford


"Who give a fuck - someone must

Who gives these flying fucks - fucks fly? Who knew!

Whos the dogs bollocks - that bloke over there

And

Who give a shit - I'd rather not

receive one.

And finally where did I leave my keys - in the place you just remembered.

Hope that helps

Mrs"

Indeed it is of help lovely Mrs that you are .To answer thus. The questions so far . leading to futher debate from with of a different answer we await .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's Monday.

I've already had wine.

I'm gonna say I definitely do not give a shit.

And for the keys, have you checked the fridge?

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By *asty tatsyMan
over a year ago

london


"It's Monday.

I've already had wine.

I'm gonna say I definitely do not give a shit.

And for the keys, have you checked the fridge? "

Wine you say ok I’m ready for the question

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By *asterR and slut maya OP   Man
over a year ago

Bradford


"All my fucks flew out the window today.

Also, are your keys down the side of the sofa? "

OK so we have found answer to the flying fucks. Nah my keys are in my trs pocket on a chain .

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex


"Your keys are in your coat pocket.

Sadly lovely lady you are wrong

I've just remember where they are

But always love your contributions to my threads . the other questions

Remain unanswered ."

Oh I have no fucks left to give, I ran out of them around 1993

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Who give a fuck not me

Who gives these flying fucks not Boris

Whoes the dogs bollocks the top 5%

And

Who give a shit . The dog

And finally where did I leave my keys ."
have you checked the dogs bollocks

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By *asterR and slut maya OP   Man
over a year ago

Bradford


"Your keys are in your coat pocket.

Sadly lovely lady you are wrong

I've just remember where they are

But always love your contributions to my threads . the other questions

Remain unanswered .

Oh I have no fucks left to give, I ran out of them around 1993 "

Oh lady oh pls hear my plea to find s fuck to bestow on me perhaps 1993 was not a good years but 2023 is now here with renew hope

I appeal to thee.

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By *asterR and slut maya OP   Man
over a year ago

Bradford


"Who give a fuck not me

Who gives these flying fucks not Boris

Whoes the dogs bollocks the top 5%

And

Who give a shit . The dog

And finally where did I leave my keys . have you checked the dogs bollocks "

I don't have a dog

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Long may they go unanswered for all I care

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss


"

And finally where did I leave my keys .

Hopefully not in the door

(No one else? Just me then)"

Always me - had a neighbour knock on to give them to me before! In my old house I didn't notice until the next morning when I went to leave

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By *asterR and slut maya OP   Man
over a year ago

Bradford


"Long may they go unanswered for all I care "

As I've always said about you wonko such fine example stiff up

Lip

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By *asterR and slut maya OP   Man
over a year ago

Bradford


"

And finally where did I leave my keys .

Hopefully not in the door

(No one else? Just me then)

Always me - had a neighbour knock on to give them to me before! In my old house I didn't notice until the next morning when I went to leave "

I've only once found the in door on the outside next morning

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By *lutandhubbyCouple
over a year ago

west midlands

the country is going down the tubes. where are these tubes and how big are they ?

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By *asterR and slut maya OP   Man
over a year ago

Bradford


"the country is going down the tubes. where are these tubes and how big are they ? "

Everybody knows the tubes are in London they go on for miles .

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By *estarossa.Woman
over a year ago

Flagrante

The keys, they will be in the last place you look for them!

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By *asterR and slut maya OP   Man
over a year ago

Bradford


"The keys, they will be in the last place you look for them!"

That may be the case for some

In some cases it might not be true they could be in the first place you looked but failed to see them .

Or in my case I'd remembered that in fact they were not lost but safely in the place I'd left them

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex


"Your keys are in your coat pocket.

Sadly lovely lady you are wrong

I've just remember where they are

But always love your contributions to my threads . the other questions

Remain unanswered .

Oh I have no fucks left to give, I ran out of them around 1993

Oh lady oh pls hear my plea to find s fuck to bestow on me perhaps 1993 was not a good years but 2023 is now here with renew hope

I appeal to thee."

You are a charmer Master R

Shakespeare would be jealous

Bradford is a tad too far

Even though you are quite zealous

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And who let the dogs out?

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By *asterR and slut maya OP   Man
over a year ago

Bradford


"Your keys are in your coat pocket.

Sadly lovely lady you are wrong

I've just remember where they are

But always love your contributions to my threads . the other questions

Remain unanswered .

Oh I have no fucks left to give, I ran out of them around 1993

Oh lady oh pls hear my plea to find s fuck to bestow on me perhaps 1993 was not a good years but 2023 is now here with renew hope

I appeal to thee.

You are a charmer Master R

Shakespeare would be jealous

Bradford is a tad too far

Even though you are quite zealous

"

Oh Lady oh I love you reply in rhyme distance is no problem

I get on my Lear jet I'll be there in

hour to spend sometime with you

I feel the stars have alined what joy what bliss even a kiss to forfill my wish and make my dream. Come

true . who know in time us lovers in rhyme our bodied in twine that such the fuck be found .

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