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"Didn’t smack you in the nose tho did it brucey " Like you'd be able to hand that ya teeny thang! | |||
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"Didn’t smack you in the nose tho did it brucey Like you'd be able to hand that ya teeny thang!" Snort you’re right, it’d come out of my nose | |||
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"Didn’t smack you in the nose tho did it brucey Like you'd be able to hand that ya teeny thang! Snort you’re right, it’d come out of my nose Which medical emergency aside, I do not want to see " Me neither | |||
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"This is like when you see a pop up tent advertised and you buy it and try it out and it looks a bit flimsy " Wow that is fucking savage It's Monday morning that's as excited as it gets (and that my boxers allows room for) | |||
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"This is like when you see a pop up tent advertised and you buy it and try it out and it looks a bit flimsy " Ouch I think he’s done a good job with what he’s got to work with | |||
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"This is like when you see a pop up tent advertised and you buy it and try it out and it looks a bit flimsy Wow that is fucking savage It's Monday morning that's as excited as it gets (and that my boxers allows room for) " If it wasn't me it would have hurt more though | |||
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"This is like when you see a pop up tent advertised and you buy it and try it out and it looks a bit flimsy Ouch I think he’s done a good job with what he’s got to work with " Is that a pre verification? | |||
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"This is like when you see a pop up tent advertised and you buy it and try it out and it looks a bit flimsy Ouch I think he’s done a good job with what he’s got to work with " What I've GOT to work with?! Well this has turned to a roast me thread but bring it on bitches! I'll fight you all. Just need a bigger sword first... | |||
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"This is like when you see a pop up tent advertised and you buy it and try it out and it looks a bit flimsy " I just startled the cat when I cackled at this! So glad I wasnt swallowing my tea at the time! | |||
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"This is like when you see a pop up tent advertised and you buy it and try it out and it looks a bit flimsy Ouch I think he’s done a good job with what he’s got to work with Is that a pre verification? " I think she meant to be nice but totally backfired hahaha | |||
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"This is like when you see a pop up tent advertised and you buy it and try it out and it looks a bit flimsy Ouch I think he’s done a good job with what he’s got to work with What I've GOT to work with?! Well this has turned to a roast me thread but bring it on bitches! I'll fight you all. Just need a bigger sword first... " Hahaha sorry brucey I couldn’t help it | |||
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"This is like when you see a pop up tent advertised and you buy it and try it out and it looks a bit flimsy Ouch I think he’s done a good job with what he’s got to work with Is that a pre verification? " A lady never reveals her plans | |||
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"This is like when you see a pop up tent advertised and you buy it and try it out and it looks a bit flimsy Ouch I think he’s done a good job with what he’s got to work with What I've GOT to work with?! Well this has turned to a roast me thread but bring it on bitches! I'll fight you all. Just need a bigger sword first... " I'll raise my sword especially for you later Brucey | |||
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"This is like when you see a pop up tent advertised and you buy it and try it out and it looks a bit flimsy Ouch I think he’s done a good job with what he’s got to work with What I've GOT to work with?! Well this has turned to a roast me thread but bring it on bitches! I'll fight you all. Just need a bigger sword first... I'll raise my sword especially for you later Brucey " Wonder how much raven would pay to see that duel... | |||
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"This is like when you see a pop up tent advertised and you buy it and try it out and it looks a bit flimsy I just startled the cat when I cackled at this! So glad I wasnt swallowing my tea at the time!" | |||
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"This is like when you see a pop up tent advertised and you buy it and try it out and it looks a bit flimsy Ouch I think he’s done a good job with what he’s got to work with Is that a pre verification? A lady never reveals her plans " How do you arrange things? | |||
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"This is like when you see a pop up tent advertised and you buy it and try it out and it looks a bit flimsy " You’re baaad PD | |||
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"This is like when you see a pop up tent advertised and you buy it and try it out and it looks a bit flimsy Ouch I think he’s done a good job with what he’s got to work with Is that a pre verification? A lady never reveals her plans How do you arrange things? " Psychic powers | |||
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"Fab police there's an emergency over here! DW I'll amend my profile to broken pop up tent like penis " Well it would draw attention | |||
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"This is like when you see a pop up tent advertised and you buy it and try it out and it looks a bit flimsy Ouch I think he’s done a good job with what he’s got to work with What I've GOT to work with?! Well this has turned to a roast me thread but bring it on bitches! I'll fight you all. Just need a bigger sword first... I'll raise my sword especially for you later Brucey Wonder how much raven would pay to see that duel..." She would join in I reckon | |||
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"This is like when you see a pop up tent advertised and you buy it and try it out and it looks a bit flimsy You’re baaad PD " That's why you like me | |||
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"Wow, this is a mean thread, but just to add to it... You know OP you can get some strengtheners for the tent poles (so I've heard), or if it is a pop up tent with a slight leak, then a puncture repair kit might help. " no leaks, just need the poles more firm! | |||
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"This is like when you see a pop up tent advertised and you buy it and try it out and it looks a bit flimsy Ouch I think he’s done a good job with what he’s got to work with What I've GOT to work with?! Well this has turned to a roast me thread but bring it on bitches! I'll fight you all. Just need a bigger sword first... I'll raise my sword especially for you later Brucey Wonder how much raven would pay to see that duel... She would join in I reckon " Oh absolutely! | |||
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"Think it's my first one! Enjoy!" crap video ? why ???? | |||
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"PD is lucky he said it on me cause that would have broken many many men on here haha! " I wouldn't have said it if I knew you couldn't handle it | |||
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"Think it's my first one! Enjoy! crap video ? why ????" That’s a bit harsh | |||
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"Think it's my first one! Enjoy! crap video ? why ????" What is the score outta 10 though? | |||
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"OP as the "OFFICIALly unofficial Boing Police" I would say try harder. As in try when you are harder! I cant decide though if its the weight of it, stopping the boing, from erm boinging more... " It's more semi on Monday am after a shower than a, here's the real deal as hard as it ever gets! Maybe I'll do another later for all you God damn princesses Especially my main man PD | |||
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"Quick update 14 fabs - none from any of you fuckers here God damn size queens " Sorry Brucey | |||
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"Quick update 14 fabs - none from any of you fuckers here God damn size queens Sorry Brucey " It's ok you bitch! | |||
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"This is like when you see a pop up tent advertised and you buy it and try it out and it looks a bit flimsy You’re baaad PD That's why you like me " It is | |||
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"Quick update 14 fabs - none from any of you fuckers here God damn size queens Sorry Brucey " I just looked and there were 5 fabs | |||
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"Quick update 14 fabs - none from any of you fuckers here God damn size queens Sorry Brucey I just looked and there were 5 fabs " I lied | |||
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"Quick update 14 fabs - none from any of you fuckers here God damn size queens Sorry Brucey I just looked and there were 5 fabs I lied " Bad beast! Maybe have a look at some boing videos as homework! I have a Lot of homework! | |||
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"Quick update 14 fabs - none from any of you fuckers here God damn size queens Sorry Brucey It's ok you bitch! " I'd be chasing you with my sword if you said that in person | |||
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"Quick update 14 fabs - none from any of you fuckers here God damn size queens Sorry Brucey I just looked and there were 5 fabs I lied Bad beast! Maybe have a look at some boing videos as homework! I have a Lot of homework! " I don't do homework | |||
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"Quick update 14 fabs - none from any of you fuckers here God damn size queens Sorry Brucey It's ok you bitch! I'd be chasing you with my sword if you said that in person " I would like to see you both with your 'swords' in my office now!! | |||
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"Quick update 14 fabs - none from any of you fuckers here God damn size queens Sorry Brucey It's ok you bitch! I'd be chasing you with my sword if you said that in person I would like to see you both with your 'swords' in my office now!!" This is flashback to school days | |||
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"Where's the "Boing"? I think mine bounces higher than yours Brucey " Let's see it! | |||
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"Quick update 14 fabs - none from any of you fuckers here God damn size queens Sorry Brucey It's ok you bitch! I'd be chasing you with my sword if you said that in person I would like to see you both with your 'swords' in my office now!! This is flashback to school days " Humph! Are you comparing me to your Headmistress? | |||
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"Okay I watched it and he just looks sad we want to see boing videos where it slaps against your stomach. Do a retake when it’s a little less done with you " Harsh but true. He looks like a Monday Morning Meh Boing to me... I want exuberant ones too | |||
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"Quick update 14 fabs - none from any of you fuckers here God damn size queens Sorry Brucey It's ok you bitch! I'd be chasing you with my sword if you said that in person I would like to see you both with your 'swords' in my office now!! This is flashback to school days Humph! Are you comparing me to your Headmistress?" It would appear so, she had a stressful time | |||
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"Where's the "Boing"? I think mine bounces higher than yours Brucey " I bet yours does Mine too | |||
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"Oh fuckinnnn hell ladies! I get it it's a weak BOING Where's the penis pump... " Look on the bright side, at least the next one will get a better response | |||
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"Oh fuckinnnn hell ladies! I get it it's a weak BOING Where's the penis pump... " Stick some googly eyes on and it can pretend to be a slug..... | |||
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"Brucey, not sure if this helps, but just reach out if you need to talk. It's your boing, and you boing how you want to! " Show him how it's done and make sure you're wearing your tight gym shorts..... | |||
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"I would join you by making a video, but after the roasting you've had, I don't think I will bother lol " He’s a good sport our Bruce | |||
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"I would join you by making a video, but after the roasting you've had, I don't think I will bother lol He’s a good sport our Bruce " that he is | |||
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"Brucey, not sure if this helps, but just reach out if you need to talk. It's your boing, and you boing how you want to! " If you want to show him how it’s done, we’d appreciate it | |||
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"Oh fuckinnnn hell ladies! I get it it's a weak BOING Where's the penis pump... " Sod the pump. You need one of those springy door stops. Just time it right and flick it with your foot for a dramatic 'BOING!!' sound effect. A | |||
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"I would join you by making a video, but after the roasting you've had, I don't think I will bother lol " Ah go on be a sport! | |||
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"Brucey, not sure if this helps, but just reach out if you need to talk. It's your boing, and you boing how you want to! " I've already cried to my therapist, we good! | |||
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"I did a boing video during lockdown. Get in touch if you like a good boing (in slo-mo!) " I can attest to this! It was indeed! | |||
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"Brucey, not sure if this helps, but just reach out if you need to talk. It's your boing, and you boing how you want to! I've already cried to my therapist, we good! " Glad to hear it. It's good to talk... | |||
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"Brucey, not sure if this helps, but just reach out if you need to talk. It's your boing, and you boing how you want to! I've already cried to my therapist, we good! Glad to hear it. It's good to talk... " I've just finished giving therapy to his therapist | |||
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"Brucey, not sure if this helps, but just reach out if you need to talk. It's your boing, and you boing how you want to! I've already cried to my therapist, we good! Glad to hear it. It's good to talk... I've just finished giving therapy to his therapist " Thank you for your service. | |||
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"My erection legit doesn't fit in my boxers. That's the real issue here " Use a towel | |||
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"Brucey, not sure if this helps, but just reach out if you need to talk. It's your boing, and you boing how you want to! I've already cried to my therapist, we good! Glad to hear it. It's good to talk... I've just finished giving therapy to his therapist Thank you for your service. " I'm going to need a couple of days to recover but I'll get there | |||
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"My erection legit doesn't fit in my boxers. That's the real issue here " Boxers? You mean those little teeny budgie smugglers right?! | |||
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"My erection legit doesn't fit in my boxers. That's the real issue here Boxers? You mean those little teeny budgie smugglers right?! " Brutal | |||
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"My erection legit doesn't fit in my boxers. That's the real issue here Boxers? You mean those little teeny budgie smugglers right?! Brutal " Welcome to the thread where my penis gets destroyed. RIP I'm taking my fab cock elsewhere | |||
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"My erection legit doesn't fit in my boxers. That's the real issue here Boxers? You mean those little teeny budgie smugglers right?! Brutal Welcome to the thread where my penis gets destroyed. RIP I'm taking my fab cock elsewhere " Like fab straight? You have a not so real cock? | |||
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"My erection legit doesn't fit in my boxers. That's the real issue here Boxers? You mean those little teeny budgie smugglers right?! Brutal Welcome to the thread where my penis gets destroyed. RIP I'm taking my fab cock elsewhere " I'd happily destroy it. | |||
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"My erection legit doesn't fit in my boxers. That's the real issue here Boxers? You mean those little teeny budgie smugglers right?! Brutal Welcome to the thread where my penis gets destroyed. RIP I'm taking my fab cock elsewhere I'd happily destroy it. " Are you sure?! Popular opinion says it's shit? 10/10 would not recommend | |||
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