FabSwingers.com forum: BOING vid up

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Think it's my first one! Enjoy!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Didn’t smack you in the nose tho did it brucey

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Didn’t smack you in the nose tho did it brucey

Like you'd be able to hand that ya teeny thang!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Didn’t smack you in the nose tho did it brucey

Like you'd be able to hand that ya teeny thang!"

Snort

you’re right, it’d come out of my nose

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Didn’t smack you in the nose tho did it brucey

Like you'd be able to hand that ya teeny thang!

Snort

you’re right, it’d come out of my nose

Which medical emergency aside, I do not want to see

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Didn’t smack you in the nose tho did it brucey

Like you'd be able to hand that ya teeny thang!

Snort

you’re right, it’d come out of my nose

Which medical emergency aside, I do not want to see

Me neither

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

This is like when you see a pop up tent advertised and you buy it and try it out and it looks a bit flimsy

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

Don't forget I love you Brucey

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"This is like when you see a pop up tent advertised and you buy it and try it out and it looks a bit flimsy "

Wow that is fucking savage

It's Monday morning that's as excited as it gets (and that my boxers allows room for)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This is like when you see a pop up tent advertised and you buy it and try it out and it looks a bit flimsy "

Ouch

I think he’s done a good job with what he’s got to work with

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

"This is like when you see a pop up tent advertised and you buy it and try it out and it looks a bit flimsy

Wow that is fucking savage

It's Monday morning that's as excited as it gets (and that my boxers allows room for)

If it wasn't me it would have hurt more though

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

"This is like when you see a pop up tent advertised and you buy it and try it out and it looks a bit flimsy

Ouch

I think he’s done a good job with what he’s got to work with

Is that a pre verification?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"This is like when you see a pop up tent advertised and you buy it and try it out and it looks a bit flimsy

Ouch

I think he’s done a good job with what he’s got to work with

What I've GOT to work with?!

Well this has turned to a roast me thread but bring it on bitches! I'll fight you all. Just need a bigger sword first...

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By *estarossa.Woman
over a year ago

Flagrante

"This is like when you see a pop up tent advertised and you buy it and try it out and it looks a bit flimsy "

I just startled the cat when I cackled at this!

So glad I wasnt swallowing my tea at the time!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"This is like when you see a pop up tent advertised and you buy it and try it out and it looks a bit flimsy

Ouch

I think he’s done a good job with what he’s got to work with

Is that a pre verification? "

I think she meant to be nice but totally backfired hahaha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This is like when you see a pop up tent advertised and you buy it and try it out and it looks a bit flimsy

Ouch

I think he’s done a good job with what he’s got to work with

What I've GOT to work with?!

Well this has turned to a roast me thread but bring it on bitches! I'll fight you all. Just need a bigger sword first...

Hahaha sorry brucey I couldn’t help it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This is like when you see a pop up tent advertised and you buy it and try it out and it looks a bit flimsy

Ouch

I think he’s done a good job with what he’s got to work with

Is that a pre verification? "

A lady never reveals her plans

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

"This is like when you see a pop up tent advertised and you buy it and try it out and it looks a bit flimsy

Ouch

I think he’s done a good job with what he’s got to work with

What I've GOT to work with?!

Well this has turned to a roast me thread but bring it on bitches! I'll fight you all. Just need a bigger sword first...

I'll raise my sword especially for you later Brucey

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Fab police there's an emergency over here!

DW I'll amend my profile to broken pop up tent like penis

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"This is like when you see a pop up tent advertised and you buy it and try it out and it looks a bit flimsy

Ouch

I think he’s done a good job with what he’s got to work with

What I've GOT to work with?!

Well this has turned to a roast me thread but bring it on bitches! I'll fight you all. Just need a bigger sword first...

I'll raise my sword especially for you later Brucey

Wonder how much raven would pay to see that duel...

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

"This is like when you see a pop up tent advertised and you buy it and try it out and it looks a bit flimsy

I just startled the cat when I cackled at this!

So glad I wasnt swallowing my tea at the time!"

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

"This is like when you see a pop up tent advertised and you buy it and try it out and it looks a bit flimsy

Ouch

I think he’s done a good job with what he’s got to work with

Is that a pre verification?

A lady never reveals her plans

How do you arrange things?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This is like when you see a pop up tent advertised and you buy it and try it out and it looks a bit flimsy "

You’re baaad PD

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This is like when you see a pop up tent advertised and you buy it and try it out and it looks a bit flimsy

Ouch

I think he’s done a good job with what he’s got to work with

Is that a pre verification?

A lady never reveals her plans

How do you arrange things?

Psychic powers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wow, this is a mean thread, but just to add to it...

You know OP you can get some strengtheners for the tent poles (so I've heard), or if it is a pop up tent with a slight leak, then a puncture repair kit might help.

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

"Fab police there's an emergency over here!

DW I'll amend my profile to broken pop up tent like penis

Well it would draw attention

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

"This is like when you see a pop up tent advertised and you buy it and try it out and it looks a bit flimsy

Ouch

I think he’s done a good job with what he’s got to work with

What I've GOT to work with?!

Well this has turned to a roast me thread but bring it on bitches! I'll fight you all. Just need a bigger sword first...

I'll raise my sword especially for you later Brucey

Wonder how much raven would pay to see that duel..."

She would join in I reckon

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

PD is lucky he said it on me cause that would have broken many many men on here haha!

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

"This is like when you see a pop up tent advertised and you buy it and try it out and it looks a bit flimsy

You’re baaad PD

That's why you like me

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Wow, this is a mean thread, but just to add to it...

You know OP you can get some strengtheners for the tent poles (so I've heard), or if it is a pop up tent with a slight leak, then a puncture repair kit might help.

no leaks, just need the poles more firm!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"This is like when you see a pop up tent advertised and you buy it and try it out and it looks a bit flimsy

Ouch

I think he’s done a good job with what he’s got to work with

What I've GOT to work with?!

Well this has turned to a roast me thread but bring it on bitches! I'll fight you all. Just need a bigger sword first...

I'll raise my sword especially for you later Brucey

Wonder how much raven would pay to see that duel...

She would join in I reckon "

Oh absolutely!

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By *hong loverMan
over a year ago

stoke-on-trent

"Think it's my first one! Enjoy!"

crap video ? why ????

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

"PD is lucky he said it on me cause that would have broken many many men on here haha!

I wouldn't have said it if I knew you couldn't handle it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Think it's my first one! Enjoy!

crap video ? why ????"

That’s a bit harsh

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Think it's my first one! Enjoy!

crap video ? why ????"

What is the score outta 10 though?

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By *estarossa.Woman
over a year ago

Flagrante

OP as the "OFFICIALly unofficial Boing Police" I would say try harder. As in try when you are harder!

I cant decide though if its the weight of it, stopping the boing, from erm boinging more...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Quick update

14 fabs - none from any of you fuckers here

God damn size queens

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"OP as the "OFFICIALly unofficial Boing Police" I would say try harder. As in try when you are harder!

I cant decide though if its the weight of it, stopping the boing, from erm boinging more...

It's more semi on Monday am after a shower than a, here's the real deal as hard as it ever gets!

Maybe I'll do another later for all you God damn princesses

Especially my main man PD

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

"Quick update

14 fabs - none from any of you fuckers here

God damn size queens

Sorry Brucey

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Quick update

14 fabs - none from any of you fuckers here

God damn size queens

Sorry Brucey

It's ok you bitch!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This is like when you see a pop up tent advertised and you buy it and try it out and it looks a bit flimsy

You’re baaad PD

That's why you like me

It is

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By *estarossa.Woman
over a year ago

Flagrante

"Quick update

14 fabs - none from any of you fuckers here

God damn size queens

Sorry Brucey

I just looked and there were 5 fabs

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Quick update

14 fabs - none from any of you fuckers here

God damn size queens

Sorry Brucey

I just looked and there were 5 fabs

I lied

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By *estarossa.Woman
over a year ago

Flagrante

"Quick update

14 fabs - none from any of you fuckers here

God damn size queens

Sorry Brucey

I just looked and there were 5 fabs

I lied

Bad beast!

Maybe have a look at some boing videos as homework! I have a Lot of homework!

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

"Quick update

14 fabs - none from any of you fuckers here

God damn size queens

Sorry Brucey

It's ok you bitch!

I'd be chasing you with my sword if you said that in person

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Quick update

14 fabs - none from any of you fuckers here

God damn size queens

Sorry Brucey

I just looked and there were 5 fabs

I lied

Bad beast!

Maybe have a look at some boing videos as homework! I have a Lot of homework!

I don't do homework

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By *estarossa.Woman
over a year ago

Flagrante

"Quick update

14 fabs - none from any of you fuckers here

God damn size queens

Sorry Brucey

It's ok you bitch!

I'd be chasing you with my sword if you said that in person

I would like to see you both with your 'swords' in my office now!!

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

"Quick update

14 fabs - none from any of you fuckers here

God damn size queens

Sorry Brucey

It's ok you bitch!

I'd be chasing you with my sword if you said that in person

I would like to see you both with your 'swords' in my office now!!"

This is flashback to school days

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By *oo..Woman
over a year ago

Boo's World

Where's the "Boing"?

I think mine bounces higher than yours Brucey

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Where's the "Boing"?

I think mine bounces higher than yours Brucey

Let's see it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Okay I watched it and he just looks sad

we want to see boing videos where it slaps against your stomach. Do a retake when it’s a little less done with you

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By *estarossa.Woman
over a year ago

Flagrante

"Quick update

14 fabs - none from any of you fuckers here

God damn size queens

Sorry Brucey

It's ok you bitch!

I'd be chasing you with my sword if you said that in person

I would like to see you both with your 'swords' in my office now!!

This is flashback to school days

Humph! Are you comparing me to your Headmistress?

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By *ornycougaWoman
over a year ago

NORWAY Wherever I lay my hat

"Okay I watched it and he just looks sad

we want to see boing videos where it slaps against your stomach. Do a retake when it’s a little less done with you

Harsh but true. He looks like a Monday Morning Meh Boing to me... I want exuberant ones too

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

"Quick update

14 fabs - none from any of you fuckers here

God damn size queens

Sorry Brucey

It's ok you bitch!

I'd be chasing you with my sword if you said that in person

I would like to see you both with your 'swords' in my office now!!

This is flashback to school days

Humph! Are you comparing me to your Headmistress?"

It would appear so, she had a stressful time

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"Where's the "Boing"?

I think mine bounces higher than yours Brucey

I bet yours does

Mine too

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

Brucey darling. It’s meh…

Can you do a proper one now please?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Oh fuckinnnn hell ladies! I get it it's a weak BOING

Where's the penis pump...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh fuckinnnn hell ladies! I get it it's a weak BOING

Where's the penis pump...

Look on the bright side, at least the next one will get a better response

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By *ou only live onceMan
over a year ago

London

Brucey, not sure if this helps, but just reach out if you need to talk.

It's your boing, and you boing how you want to!

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By *oleyunitedMan
over a year ago

cornwall

I would join you by making a video, but after the roasting you've had, I don't think I will bother lol

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By *oo..Woman
over a year ago

Boo's World

"Oh fuckinnnn hell ladies! I get it it's a weak BOING

Where's the penis pump...

Stick some googly eyes on and it can pretend to be a slug.....

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By *oo..Woman
over a year ago

Boo's World

"Brucey, not sure if this helps, but just reach out if you need to talk.

It's your boing, and you boing how you want to!

Show him how it's done and make sure you're wearing your tight gym shorts.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I would join you by making a video, but after the roasting you've had, I don't think I will bother lol

He’s a good sport our Bruce

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By *oleyunitedMan
over a year ago

cornwall

"I would join you by making a video, but after the roasting you've had, I don't think I will bother lol

He’s a good sport our Bruce

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that he is

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Brucey, not sure if this helps, but just reach out if you need to talk.

It's your boing, and you boing how you want to!

If you want to show him how it’s done, we’d appreciate it

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By *bi HaiveMan
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over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

"Oh fuckinnnn hell ladies! I get it it's a weak BOING

Where's the penis pump...

Sod the pump.

You need one of those springy door stops. Just time it right and flick it with your foot for a dramatic 'BOING!!' sound effect.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I did a boing video during lockdown. Get in touch if you like a good boing (in slo-mo!)

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I would join you by making a video, but after the roasting you've had, I don't think I will bother lol

Ah go on be a sport!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Brucey, not sure if this helps, but just reach out if you need to talk.

It's your boing, and you boing how you want to!

I've already cried to my therapist, we good!

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By *estarossa.Woman
over a year ago

Flagrante

"I did a boing video during lockdown. Get in touch if you like a good boing (in slo-mo!)

I can attest to this!

It was indeed!

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By *ou only live onceMan
over a year ago

London

"Brucey, not sure if this helps, but just reach out if you need to talk.

It's your boing, and you boing how you want to!

I've already cried to my therapist, we good!

Glad to hear it. It's good to talk...

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

"Brucey, not sure if this helps, but just reach out if you need to talk.

It's your boing, and you boing how you want to!

I've already cried to my therapist, we good!

Glad to hear it. It's good to talk...

I've just finished giving therapy to his therapist

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By *ou only live onceMan
over a year ago

London

"Brucey, not sure if this helps, but just reach out if you need to talk.

It's your boing, and you boing how you want to!

I've already cried to my therapist, we good!

Glad to hear it. It's good to talk...

I've just finished giving therapy to his therapist

Thank you for your service.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

My erection legit doesn't fit in my boxers. That's the real issue here

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By *estarossa.Woman
over a year ago

Flagrante

"My erection legit doesn't fit in my boxers. That's the real issue here

Use a towel

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

"Brucey, not sure if this helps, but just reach out if you need to talk.

It's your boing, and you boing how you want to!

I've already cried to my therapist, we good!

Glad to hear it. It's good to talk...

I've just finished giving therapy to his therapist

Thank you for your service.

I'm going to need a couple of days to recover but I'll get there

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By *ornycougaWoman
over a year ago

NORWAY Wherever I lay my hat

"My erection legit doesn't fit in my boxers. That's the real issue here

Boxers? You mean those little teeny budgie smugglers right?!

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By *uitednbooted2Man
over a year ago

Berkshire

"My erection legit doesn't fit in my boxers. That's the real issue here

Boxers? You mean those little teeny budgie smugglers right?!

Brutal

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"My erection legit doesn't fit in my boxers. That's the real issue here

Boxers? You mean those little teeny budgie smugglers right?!

Brutal

Welcome to the thread where my penis gets destroyed. RIP I'm taking my fab cock elsewhere

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"My erection legit doesn't fit in my boxers. That's the real issue here

Boxers? You mean those little teeny budgie smugglers right?!

Brutal

Welcome to the thread where my penis gets destroyed. RIP I'm taking my fab cock elsewhere

Like fab straight?

You have a not so real cock?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My erection legit doesn't fit in my boxers. That's the real issue here

Boxers? You mean those little teeny budgie smugglers right?!

Brutal

Welcome to the thread where my penis gets destroyed. RIP I'm taking my fab cock elsewhere

I'd happily destroy it.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"My erection legit doesn't fit in my boxers. That's the real issue here

Boxers? You mean those little teeny budgie smugglers right?!

Brutal

Welcome to the thread where my penis gets destroyed. RIP I'm taking my fab cock elsewhere

I'd happily destroy it. "

Are you sure?! Popular opinion says it's shit? 10/10 would not recommend

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