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By *loydy OP   Man
over a year ago

British

Went for a slash innocently noticed the lad to my left stepped back playing with his cock. I thought fuck this so started wanking I cum so quick it was so exhilarating

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By *amierebelMan
over a year ago

nae danger.

Another to the list of why this site has put me off public toilets

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By *ealArtfulDodgerMan
over a year ago

Newcastle


"Another to the list of why this site has put me off public toilets "

Agreed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That's enough fab for one night I think.

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

That’s just gross

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By *aptain Caveman41Man
over a year ago

Home

Thats just weird at the highest level of weirdness

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Went for a slash innocently noticed the lad to my left stepped back playing with his cock. I thought fuck this so started wanking I cum so quick it was so exhilarating "

What if a little kid walked in with his dad and saw you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Did ye, aye?

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By *alking HeadMan
over a year ago

Bolton

I think Fabguys might be a bit more appreciative of this tale OP.

But its hardly original on that site.

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By *unfunfun xMan
over a year ago

LONDON

Sick bucket required.

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By *hePerkyPumpkinTV/TS
over a year ago

Bristol


"I think Fabguys might be a bit more appreciative of this tale OP.

But its hardly original on that site. "

Don't lower FabGuys to this, we're better than that...

Besides, it's not like this story is actually true

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

~Operation Yewtree enters the chat~

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By *penbicoupleCouple
over a year ago

Northampton


"Went for a slash innocently noticed the lad to my left stepped back playing with his cock. I thought fuck this so started wanking I cum so quick it was so exhilarating "

No, you didn't.

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By *alking HeadMan
over a year ago

Bolton


"I think Fabguys might be a bit more appreciative of this tale OP.

But its hardly original on that site.

Don't lower FabGuys to this, we're better than that...

Besides, it's not like this story is actually true "

At least on Fabguys they do tell the truth. The lament of the cottages that shut down!

How long before he posts again? Is this the literary version of flashing???

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast


"I think Fabguys might be a bit more appreciative of this tale OP.

But its hardly original on that site.

Don't lower FabGuys to this, we're better than that...

Besides, it's not like this story is actually true "

Yeah we all know it's the lads to the right that are wankers. Those lefties are little angels.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Said to my friend only today this site is getting weirder n weirder..

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

What will happen when all toilets become gender neutral?

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts


"What will happen when all toilets become gender neutral?"

Hopefully they’ll all be cubicles. I would think that’s the only way anyway. Surely can’t have urinals.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Went for a slash innocently noticed the lad to my left stepped back playing with his cock. I thought fuck this so started wanking I cum so quick it was so exhilarating "

Really op, did this really happen, outside of your imagination

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What will happen when all toilets become gender neutral?"

We’ll be peeing in bushes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

On today’s episode of things that never happened….

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By *hePerkyPumpkinTV/TS
over a year ago

Bristol


"What will happen when all toilets become gender neutral?"

Loo lurking masturbators will become more common place...

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By *alking HeadMan
over a year ago

Bolton


"Went for a slash innocently noticed the lad to my left stepped back playing with his cock. I thought fuck this so started wanking I cum so quick it was so exhilarating

Really op, did this really happen, outside of your imagination "

It's been 30mins since he posted. What are the odds he's gone off to the toilet for a wank?

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By *urls and DressesWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere near here

This is as true as I am a millionaire

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By *avie65Man
over a year ago

In the west.

The register beckons.

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By *alking HeadMan
over a year ago

Bolton


"What will happen when all toilets become gender neutral?

We’ll be peeing in bushes "

Or walking round with a catheter and a bag strapped to our legs.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What will happen when all toilets become gender neutral?

We’ll be peeing in bushes

Or walking round with a catheter and a bag strapped to our legs."

I’ll stick with the bush

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm wanking now after reading this thread,me soooooo horny

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By *dward_TeagueMan
over a year ago

wolverhampton


"This is as true as I am a millionaire "

Can you lend me a fiver please

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By *alking HeadMan
over a year ago

Bolton


"What will happen when all toilets become gender neutral?

We’ll be peeing in bushes

Or walking round with a catheter and a bag strapped to our legs.

I’ll stick with the bush "

But you run the risk of indecent exposure! It's all a conspiracy by perverts in government to get us ally on a register so they know what we all get up to. Then they'll start taxing it!

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By *urls and DressesWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere near here


"This is as true as I am a millionaire

Can you lend me a fiver please "

I don’t make myself a millionaire by giving away my money

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast


"What will happen when all toilets become gender neutral?

We’ll be peeing in bushes

Or walking round with a catheter and a bag strapped to our legs.

I’ll stick with the bush

But you run the risk of indecent exposure! It's all a conspiracy by perverts in government to get us ally on a register so they know what we all get up to. Then they'll start waxing it! "

Fixed that for you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What will happen when all toilets become gender neutral?

We’ll be peeing in bushes

Or walking round with a catheter and a bag strapped to our legs.

I’ll stick with the bush

But you run the risk of indecent exposure! It's all a conspiracy by perverts in government to get us ally on a register so they know what we all get up to. Then they'll start taxing it! "

I’ll be jammed so deep in that bush even I won’t know where I am and will need google maps to get me out

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By *alking HeadMan
over a year ago

Bolton


"What will happen when all toilets become gender neutral?

We’ll be peeing in bushes

Or walking round with a catheter and a bag strapped to our legs.

I’ll stick with the bush

But you run the risk of indecent exposure! It's all a conspiracy by perverts in government to get us ally on a register so they know what we all get up to. Then they'll start waxing it!

Fixed that for you "

Was it a Freudian slip?

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts


"What will happen when all toilets become gender neutral?

We’ll be peeing in bushes

Or walking round with a catheter and a bag strapped to our legs.

I’ll stick with the bush

But you run the risk of indecent exposure! It's all a conspiracy by perverts in government to get us ally on a register so they know what we all get up to. Then they'll start taxing it!

I’ll be jammed so deep in that bush even I won’t know where I am and will need google maps to get me out "

I did that once and squatted in nettles

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By *alking HeadMan
over a year ago

Bolton


"What will happen when all toilets become gender neutral?

We’ll be peeing in bushes

Or walking round with a catheter and a bag strapped to our legs.

I’ll stick with the bush

But you run the risk of indecent exposure! It's all a conspiracy by perverts in government to get us ally on a register so they know what we all get up to. Then they'll start taxing it!

I’ll be jammed so deep in that bush even I won’t know where I am and will need google maps to get me out

I did that once and squatted in nettles "

How quickly did you stand up again,?

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts


"What will happen when all toilets become gender neutral?

We’ll be peeing in bushes

Or walking round with a catheter and a bag strapped to our legs.

I’ll stick with the bush

But you run the risk of indecent exposure! It's all a conspiracy by perverts in government to get us ally on a register so they know what we all get up to. Then they'll start taxing it!

I’ll be jammed so deep in that bush even I won’t know where I am and will need google maps to get me out

I did that once and squatted in nettles

How quickly did you stand up again,? "

Extremely quick!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What will happen when all toilets become gender neutral?

We’ll be peeing in bushes

Or walking round with a catheter and a bag strapped to our legs.

I’ll stick with the bush

But you run the risk of indecent exposure! It's all a conspiracy by perverts in government to get us ally on a register so they know what we all get up to. Then they'll start taxing it!

I’ll be jammed so deep in that bush even I won’t know where I am and will need google maps to get me out

I did that once and squatted in nettles "

Bet that nipped a bit

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By *rthur WrightusMan
over a year ago

Round the Bend


"What will happen when all toilets become gender neutral?

We’ll be peeing in bushes

Or walking round with a catheter and a bag strapped to our legs.

I’ll stick with the bush

But you run the risk of indecent exposure! It's all a conspiracy by perverts in government to get us ally on a register so they know what we all get up to. Then they'll start taxing it!

I’ll be jammed so deep in that bush even I won’t know where I am and will need google maps to get me out

I did that once and squatted in nettles

How quickly did you stand up again,?

Extremely quick! "

Did you rub Dock leaves to the tingling parts ?

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By *hrek101Man
over a year ago

Herts


"What will happen when all toilets become gender neutral?

Hopefully they’ll all be cubicles. I would think that’s the only way anyway. Surely can’t have urinals. "

Errmmm this just happened in a theatre in Hammersmith or something. A cubicle for any gender use but you have to walk past a row on urinals to get to it.

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By *hrista BellendWoman
over a year ago

surrounded by twinkly lights


"What will happen when all toilets become gender neutral?"

The blokes wouldn't dare do that with a lairy mum in there

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts


"What will happen when all toilets become gender neutral?

The blokes wouldn't dare do that with a lairy mum in there"

Haha true! He definitely wouldn’t be doing it again for a long time!

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"What will happen when all toilets become gender neutral?

We’ll be peeing in bushes

Or walking round with a catheter and a bag strapped to our legs.

I’ll stick with the bush "

It's not that bad, actually (the catheter and bag).....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What will happen when all toilets become gender neutral?

We’ll be peeing in bushes

Or walking round with a catheter and a bag strapped to our legs.

I’ll stick with the bush

It's not that bad, actually (the catheter and bag)....."

I found a catheter to be extremely painful

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts


"What will happen when all toilets become gender neutral?

We’ll be peeing in bushes

Or walking round with a catheter and a bag strapped to our legs.

I’ll stick with the bush

It's not that bad, actually (the catheter and bag).....

I found a catheter to be extremely painful "

Me too. It was horrendous pain!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What will happen when all toilets become gender neutral?

We’ll be peeing in bushes

Or walking round with a catheter and a bag strapped to our legs.

I’ll stick with the bush

It's not that bad, actually (the catheter and bag).....

I found a catheter to be extremely painful

Me too. It was horrendous pain!"

Not to mention when they take it out

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By *hroatQueen_CATV/TS
over a year ago

Carlisle


"On today’s episode of things that never happened…."
Have that motown song in my head! "Just My Imagination Running Away With Me" hahaha

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts


"What will happen when all toilets become gender neutral?

We’ll be peeing in bushes

Or walking round with a catheter and a bag strapped to our legs.

I’ll stick with the bush

It's not that bad, actually (the catheter and bag).....

I found a catheter to be extremely painful

Me too. It was horrendous pain!

Not to mention when they take it out "

Awful. It was before after or during one of my births, can’t remember when and even through the birth pain I still remember the pain of that!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Went for a slash innocently noticed the lad to my left stepped back playing with his cock. I thought fuck this so started wanking I cum so quick it was so exhilarating "

That's taking the piss if you ask me. Or not, in your case.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What will happen when all toilets become gender neutral?

We’ll be peeing in bushes

Or walking round with a catheter and a bag strapped to our legs.

I’ll stick with the bush

It's not that bad, actually (the catheter and bag).....

I found a catheter to be extremely painful

Me too. It was horrendous pain!

Not to mention when they take it out

Awful. It was before after or during one of my births, can’t remember when and even through the birth pain I still remember the pain of that! "

Mine was after a cervix haemorrhage, along with packing both of which I gave a 0/10 on trip advisor

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"On today’s episode of things that never happened…."

Unfortunately this kind of thing happens a lot!

Easy to spot, because they’re stood there not pissing and turning their heads too much.

It’s annoying as fuck and I’ve come close to punching someone because of it before.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What will happen when all toilets become gender neutral?

We’ll be peeing in bushes

Or walking round with a catheter and a bag strapped to our legs.

I’ll stick with the bush

But you run the risk of indecent exposure! It's all a conspiracy by perverts in government to get us ally on a register so they know what we all get up to. Then they'll start taxing it!

I’ll be jammed so deep in that bush even I won’t know where I am and will need google maps to get me out

I did that once and squatted in nettles "

Oh, that's what the rash was.....

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts


"What will happen when all toilets become gender neutral?

We’ll be peeing in bushes

Or walking round with a catheter and a bag strapped to our legs.

I’ll stick with the bush

But you run the risk of indecent exposure! It's all a conspiracy by perverts in government to get us ally on a register so they know what we all get up to. Then they'll start taxing it!

I’ll be jammed so deep in that bush even I won’t know where I am and will need google maps to get me out

I did that once and squatted in nettles

Oh, that's what the rash was....."

Yep. And the constant itching

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I saw someone doing that in a motorway services once. The staff called police because there were kids walking around.

I hope go got locked up.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"What will happen when all toilets become gender neutral?

We’ll be peeing in bushes

Or walking round with a catheter and a bag strapped to our legs.

I’ll stick with the bush

It's not that bad, actually (the catheter and bag).....

I found a catheter to be extremely painful "

Once it's in, it's fine, no? But maybe I'm too used to them (I have to self cath sometimes )

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By *xciter7169Man
over a year ago

The Midlands


"Went for a slash innocently noticed the lad to my left stepped back playing with his cock. I thought fuck this so started wanking I cum so quick it was so exhilarating "

Think yourself lucky that you found a public toilet that was open

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By *iltsTSgirlTV/TS
over a year ago

chichester


"What will happen when all toilets become gender neutral?"

that will never happen in England .. so I wouldn't worry about it ..

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By *penbicoupleCouple
over a year ago

Northampton

Weird coincidence that the OP has also posted a request for cottaging.

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By *elix SightedMan
over a year ago

Cloud 8


"What will happen when all toilets become gender neutral?

Hopefully they’ll all be cubicles. I would think that’s the only way anyway. Surely can’t have urinals. "

No one seems to like a challenge these days

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central


"On today’s episode of things that never happened….

Unfortunately this kind of thing happens a lot!

Easy to spot, because they’re stood there not pissing and turning their heads too much.

It’s annoying as fuck and I’ve come close to punching someone because of it before."

'Happens a lot'?

Cottaging or people posting make-believe stories on fab? Cottaging was a more widespread occurrence but is rarer now. If you get it a lot, perhaps it's how you're looking at their crotches?

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

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By *929Man
over a year ago

newcastle

Haha just another reason to stay the fuck away from public toilets

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This is why I only use Marks and Spencer’s customer toilets. You don’t get that type of thing going on.

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By *uietguy689Man
over a year ago

Abingdon

Remember, when you shake it off afters, anymore than two shakes is wanking

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"This is why I only use Marks and Spencer’s customer toilets. You don’t get that type of thing going on.

"

You’d be surprised. I was part of a Xmas anti shoplifting team in an upmarket department store when we were informed of glory hole activities in the gents. We sent a brave soul in and sure enough, he hadn’t been sat down long before an erection appears through the hole in the wall between cubicles. Nothing good happens to an erection when it is given a hearty whack with a police truncheon. Apparently you could hear the screams two floors down…..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Went for a slash innocently noticed the lad to my left stepped back playing with his cock. I thought fuck this so started wanking I cum so quick it was so exhilarating "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"On today’s episode of things that never happened….

Unfortunately this kind of thing happens a lot!

Easy to spot, because they’re stood there not pissing and turning their heads too much.

It’s annoying as fuck and I’ve come close to punching someone because of it before.

'Happens a lot'?

Cottaging or people posting make-believe stories on fab? Cottaging was a more widespread occurrence but is rarer now. If you get it a lot, perhaps it's how you're looking at their crotches? "

Oh yeah it must be my fault I got flashed at?

Weirdo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Did ye, aye?"

Kevin Bridges?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wasnt George Michael found guilty of this, i think its called importuning ?! 'Careless whisper' n all that !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"This is why I only use Marks and Spencer’s customer toilets. You don’t get that type of thing going on.

"

This isn’t just a glory hole, this is an M&S glory hole

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This does go on more times than you think. Its more common in older men. Ive seen men that seem to be up to no good. There was a toilet in a well to do services area that has a hole drilled in the cubical wall. No i did not drill it before people ask. Lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"This does go on more times than you think. Its more common in older men. Ive seen men that seem to be up to no good. There was a toilet in a well to do services area that has a hole drilled in the cubical wall. No i did not drill it before people ask. Lol."

Aye but did u stick ur pecker through it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"This does go on more times than you think. Its more common in older men. Ive seen men that seem to be up to no good. There was a toilet in a well to do services area that has a hole drilled in the cubical wall. No i did not drill it before people ask. Lol.

Aye but did u stick ur pecker through it?"

No he didnt, dohhhh !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *ris GrayMan
over a year ago

Dorchester


"This does go on more times than you think. Its more common in older men. Ive seen men that seem to be up to no good. There was a toilet in a well to do services area that has a hole drilled in the cubical wall. No i did not drill it before people ask. Lol."
whoever drilled it must have made some noise

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By *aulhornyladMan
over a year ago

Sunderland

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By *aulhornyladMan
over a year ago

Sunderland

Had my first experience in a park toilet

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"Did ye, aye?"

This saying never fails to make me smile widely

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"Said to my friend only today this site is getting weirder n weirder.. "

The site is fine. It's the people.

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

.....turns off Internet

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

God bless cubicles.

The only intrusions I've ever had are lightly supervised toddlers (shit happens I'm not bothered) and occasionally a hand and a voice asking for toilet paper.

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