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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

If you were to kiss the body of someone the same sex, who would it be?

Bi people especially but all welcome, say you're in if you want to be considered!

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair

Him ^

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

Crumpet Castle

you bruce...... assume the position

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By *enrietteandSamCouple
over a year ago

Staffordshire

I would kiss the beautiful penis of bugsbuns.

But not in a ghey way obvs.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"you bruce...... assume the position "

Sigh...same gender granny. I'm not playing with you!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do they have to say they're in before we can name them?

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By *enrietteandSamCouple
over a year ago

Staffordshire

"Do they have to say they're in before we can name them? "

I hope not.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Do they have to say they're in before we can name them?

I hope not."

It's always easier to ask for forgiveness than for permission.

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By *hePerkyPumpkinTV/TS
over a year ago

Bristol

I'm in... Have at me gentlemen

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

I'd kiss Nero on his big clock face

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Do they have to say they're in before we can name them? "

Yes because otherwise the holy forum users will tell me off again

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By *enrietteandSamCouple
over a year ago

Staffordshire

"Do they have to say they're in before we can name them?

I hope not.

It's always easier to ask for forgiveness than for permission. "

Forgive me father for I have sinned…

Or do I call you daddy?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Do they have to say they're in before we can name them?

Yes because otherwise the holy forum users will tell me off again

That's because you're such a a bad boy brucey...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Do they have to say they're in before we can name them?

I hope not.

It's always easier to ask for forgiveness than for permission.

Forgive me father for I have sinned…

Or do I call you daddy?"

Bend over and we'll see what happens.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Do they have to say they're in before we can name them?

I hope not.

It's always easier to ask for forgiveness than for permission.

Forgive me father for I have sinned…

Or do I call you daddy?"

Raven does give daddy vibes

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By *rder66Man
over a year ago

Tatooine

Sorry, I thought this was a post about Shakespeare.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is there a Bruce’s bonus?

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By *rder66Man
over a year ago

Tatooine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If Jennifer Lawrence starts using he/him

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Sorry, I thought this was a post about Shakespeare.

Nah it's a post about I'm straight but you know if I had to...

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

Crumpet Castle

"you bruce...... assume the position

Sigh...same gender granny. I'm not playing with you!"

I've never been so hurt.....

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"Do they have to say they're in before we can name them?

I hope not."

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"you bruce...... assume the position

Sigh...same gender granny. I'm not playing with you!

I've never been so hurt..... "

What about when you broke your hip?

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By *rder66Man
over a year ago

Tatooine

"Sorry, I thought this was a post about Shakespeare.

Nah it's a post about I'm straight but you know if I had to...

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You wouldn't need to ask twice.

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

Joining

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

I love snogging women.

They're so soft and delicious

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss

Pick one???

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

"Pick one??? "

Too many to choose!

I adore curvy women

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Always mouth if there’s only one option.

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair

"I'd kiss Nero on his big clock face"

"Do they have to say they're in before we can name them? "

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PD's already started the naming!

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

"I'd kiss Nero on his big clock face "

Is that his penises name?

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

Crumpet Castle

"you bruce...... assume the position

Sigh...same gender granny. I'm not playing with you!

I've never been so hurt.....

What about when you broke your hip?

That's never happened.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Sorry, I thought this was a post about Shakespeare.

Nah it's a post about I'm straight but you know if I had to...

You wouldn't need to ask twice.

Oh yeah? My tongue rolling down your stomach not the worst thought...?

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

"I'd kiss Nero on his big clock face

Is that his penises name?"

If it is I change my answer

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'd kiss Nero on his big clock face

Is that his penises name?

If it is I change my answer

Oi you fancy kissing to turn women on?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sorry, I thought this was a post about Shakespeare.

Nah it's a post about I'm straight but you know if I had to...

You wouldn't need to ask twice.

Oh yeah? My tongue rolling down your stomach not the worst thought...?"

I'm gonna need a minute

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

"I'd kiss Nero on his big clock face

Do they have to say they're in before we can name them?

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PD's already started the naming!

If you're in the thread then you're in I reckon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"you bruce...... assume the position

Sigh...same gender granny. I'm not playing with you!

I've never been so hurt.....

What about when you broke your hip?

That's never happened.

Hip hip hooray

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can't name them as they aren't on the thread, but I'd happily kiss the inside of their thighs, all the way up...

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

"I'd kiss Nero on his big clock face

Is that his penises name?

If it is I change my answer

Oi you fancy kissing to turn women on?"

There's other ways Brucey, if I had no choice then I'd do it though as a guy has got to do what he's got to do

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'd kiss Nero on his big clock face

Is that his penises name?

If it is I change my answer

Oi you fancy kissing to turn women on?

There's other ways Brucey, if I had no choice then I'd do it though as a guy has got to do what he's got to do "

Oh yeah but you know, if they asked really nicely and all that

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

"I can't name them as they aren't on the thread, but I'd happily kiss the inside of their thighs, all the way up..."

I trust your taste, I'd watch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'd kiss Nero on his big clock face

Is that his penises name?

If it is I change my answer

Oi you fancy kissing to turn women on?

There's other ways Brucey, if I had no choice then I'd do it though as a guy has got to do what he's got to do "

There is other ways, like getting on your knees and sucking cock. That works wonders. But I'll settle for kissing.

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

"I'd kiss Nero on his big clock face

Is that his penises name?

If it is I change my answer

Oi you fancy kissing to turn women on?

There's other ways Brucey, if I had no choice then I'd do it though as a guy has got to do what he's got to do

Oh yeah but you know, if they asked really nicely and all that"

Well yeah, I'm too friendly to dissapoint the ladies

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'd kiss Nero on his big clock face

Is that his penises name?

If it is I change my answer

Oi you fancy kissing to turn women on?

There's other ways Brucey, if I had no choice then I'd do it though as a guy has got to do what he's got to do

Oh yeah but you know, if they asked really nicely and all that

Well yeah, I'm too friendly to dissapoint the ladies "

I reckon if we did we'd get to see whoever raven means

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

"I'd kiss Nero on his big clock face

Is that his penises name?

If it is I change my answer

Oi you fancy kissing to turn women on?

There's other ways Brucey, if I had no choice then I'd do it though as a guy has got to do what he's got to do

There is other ways, like getting on your knees and sucking cock. That works wonders. But I'll settle for kissing. "

Yeah that's definitely never going to happen in reality, you can dream up whatever you like in your head though

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'd kiss Nero on his big clock face

Is that his penises name?

If it is I change my answer

Oi you fancy kissing to turn women on?

There's other ways Brucey, if I had no choice then I'd do it though as a guy has got to do what he's got to do

There is other ways, like getting on your knees and sucking cock. That works wonders. But I'll settle for kissing.

Yeah that's definitely never going to happen in reality, you can dream up whatever you like in your head though

Ah it's not that bad PD!

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

"I'd kiss Nero on his big clock face

Is that his penises name?

If it is I change my answer

Oi you fancy kissing to turn women on?

There's other ways Brucey, if I had no choice then I'd do it though as a guy has got to do what he's got to do

Oh yeah but you know, if they asked really nicely and all that

Well yeah, I'm too friendly to dissapoint the ladies

I reckon if we did we'd get to see whoever raven means"

She can spill in private and in more ways than one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'd kiss Nero on his big clock face

Is that his penises name?

If it is I change my answer

Oi you fancy kissing to turn women on?

There's other ways Brucey, if I had no choice then I'd do it though as a guy has got to do what he's got to do

There is other ways, like getting on your knees and sucking cock. That works wonders. But I'll settle for kissing.

Yeah that's definitely never going to happen in reality, you can dream up whatever you like in your head though

Oh I do.

On a separate note I'm off to bed now...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not in

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

"I'd kiss Nero on his big clock face

Is that his penises name?

If it is I change my answer

Oi you fancy kissing to turn women on?

There's other ways Brucey, if I had no choice then I'd do it though as a guy has got to do what he's got to do

There is other ways, like getting on your knees and sucking cock. That works wonders. But I'll settle for kissing.

Yeah that's definitely never going to happen in reality, you can dream up whatever you like in your head though

Ah it's not that bad PD!

That's what everyone says when something is bad

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

"I'd kiss Nero on his big clock face

Is that his penises name?

If it is I change my answer

Oi you fancy kissing to turn women on?

There's other ways Brucey, if I had no choice then I'd do it though as a guy has got to do what he's got to do

There is other ways, like getting on your knees and sucking cock. That works wonders. But I'll settle for kissing.

Yeah that's definitely never going to happen in reality, you can dream up whatever you like in your head though

Oh I do.

On a separate note I'm off to bed now..."

Warm my side up first please

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'd kiss Nero on his big clock face

Is that his penises name?

If it is I change my answer

Oi you fancy kissing to turn women on?

There's other ways Brucey, if I had no choice then I'd do it though as a guy has got to do what he's got to do

There is other ways, like getting on your knees and sucking cock. That works wonders. But I'll settle for kissing.

Yeah that's definitely never going to happen in reality, you can dream up whatever you like in your head though

Ah it's not that bad PD!

That's what everyone says when something is bad

In my defense I did say it's not THAT bad. Still some bad.

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

"I'd kiss Nero on his big clock face

Is that his penises name?

If it is I change my answer

Oi you fancy kissing to turn women on?

There's other ways Brucey, if I had no choice then I'd do it though as a guy has got to do what he's got to do

There is other ways, like getting on your knees and sucking cock. That works wonders. But I'll settle for kissing.

Yeah that's definitely never going to happen in reality, you can dream up whatever you like in your head though

Ah it's not that bad PD!

That's what everyone says when something is bad

In my defense I did say it's not THAT bad. Still some bad.

It's all bad to me

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

"Not in "

Damn it Wonko, was just about to say I'd poke you in the starfish with my tongue

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Why are women scared of this thread? (Holds out sweets)

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Definitely some of the women on this thread.

Also Alyson Hannigan

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss

"Why are women scared of this thread? (Holds out sweets)"

We're not scared - we just dislike being told we have to choose one from the many luscious ladies to kiss

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

"Why are women scared of this thread? (Holds out sweets)

We're not scared - we just dislike being told we have to choose one from the many luscious ladies to kiss

Now you see how hard life is as a guy

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

I'd suck Granny's tongue after she's had a Werthers.

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Why are women scared of this thread? (Holds out sweets)

We're not scared - we just dislike being told we have to choose one from the many luscious ladies to kiss

Now you see how hard life is as a guy

Sweetie... you don't have to just choose one either

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By *ookie46Woman
over a year ago

Deepest darkest Peru

There’s a certain lovely forum lady I may snog occasionally

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

"Why are women scared of this thread? (Holds out sweets)

We're not scared - we just dislike being told we have to choose one from the many luscious ladies to kiss

Now you see how hard life is as a guy

Sweetie... you don't have to just choose one either

I would never do such a thing

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Why are women scared of this thread? (Holds out sweets)

We're not scared - we just dislike being told we have to choose one from the many luscious ladies to kiss

Now you see how hard life is as a guy

Sweetie... you don't have to just choose one either

I would never do such a thing

Aww man.

Missed out again then

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

"Why are women scared of this thread? (Holds out sweets)

We're not scared - we just dislike being told we have to choose one from the many luscious ladies to kiss

Now you see how hard life is as a guy

Sweetie... you don't have to just choose one either

I would never do such a thing

Aww man.

Missed out again then

I'm always dissapointing the ladies on here, you should know that

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

"I'm always dissapointing the ladies on here, you should know that

So grab your glitter sexy bum, and make at least three of us ecstatic

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

"I'm always dissapointing the ladies on here, you should know that

So grab your glitter sexy bum, and make at least three of us ecstatic

I don't have any, remember what I said earlier

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

"I'm always dissapointing the ladies on here, you should know that

So grab your glitter sexy bum, and make at least three of us ecstatic

I don't have any, remember what I said earlier

I'll post you some. I'd be happy to get it out my house

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

"I'm always dissapointing the ladies on here, you should know that

So grab your glitter sexy bum, and make at least three of us ecstatic

I don't have any, remember what I said earlier

I'll post you some. I'd be happy to get it out my house

Thank you but no thank you

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair

"I'd kiss Nero on his big clock face

Do they have to say they're in before we can name them?

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PD's already started the naming!

If you're in the thread then you're in I reckon

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I'm in but I'm not entirely sure what I'm in for!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'd kiss Nero on his big clock face

Do they have to say they're in before we can name them?

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PD's already started the naming!

If you're in the thread then you're in I reckon

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I'm in but I'm not entirely sure what I'm in for!

Probably not much. My threads don't take off much these days. Rail replacement bus in effect

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair

"I'd kiss Nero on his big clock face

Do they have to say they're in before we can name them?

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PD's already started the naming!

If you're in the thread then you're in I reckon

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I'm in but I'm not entirely sure what I'm in for!

Probably not much. My threads don't take off much these days. Rail replacement bus in effect "

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Here! Young sirrah - take my violin and fiddle with the masses!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fiddle dee dee

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Fiddle dee dee

Do you want to chat?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m always up for a chat Brucey boii

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