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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

That your looking for a needle in a haystack

I'm 100% convinced I haven't even found the haystack!!

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By *opinovMan
over a year ago

Point Nemo, Cumbria

Dude, I'm still trying to find the farm.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sometimes I wonder if I have even arrived at the right farm!

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales

Is it one of those Benny Hill type haystacks that everytime you go near it, it gets up and runs away.

They’re very annoying.

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline


"Is it one of those Benny Hill type haystacks that everytime you go near it, it gets up and runs away.

They’re very annoying."

I'd be still for you. Welsh minx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Is it one of those Benny Hill type haystacks that everytime you go near it, it gets up and runs away.

They’re very annoying.

I'd be still for you. Welsh minx "

Haystack flirt alert!!

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

Those haystacks can be very tricky.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I'm at the point of taking a deck chair and waiting for haystack to find me

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By *hePerkyPumpkinTV/TS
over a year ago

Bristol

In all fairness, why would you look for a needle in a haystack? That's a dumb as fuck place to look.

A sewing kit would make much more sense

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline


"Those haystacks can be very tricky. "

And then another turns up

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"In all fairness, why would you look for a needle in a haystack? That's a dumb as fuck place to look.

A sewing kit would make much more sense "

And if it's a knitting needle???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"In all fairness, why would you look for a needle in a haystack? That's a dumb as fuck place to look.

A sewing kit would make much more sense

And if it's a knitting needle???"

Then Look in the knitting bag!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Rummage in the hay until you feel a prick?

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By *estarossa.Woman
over a year ago

Flagrante

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By *estarossa.Woman
over a year ago

Flagrante

I think I am allergic.. must be it!

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By *ucka39Man
over a year ago

Newcastle

Nope I've moved on as they say every cloud has a silver lining so I just look up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There's a haystack? And a needle?

Well that explains where I've been going wrong!

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset


"That your looking for a needle in a haystack

I'm 100% convinced I haven't even found the haystack!!"

I've actually had to search for a screw in a haystack before.

That wasn't fun, trust me.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"There's a haystack? And a needle?

Well that explains where I've been going wrong!"

Actually questioning that explains more than you realise

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss

Set the haystack on fire

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Set the haystack on fire "

Nee naw nee naw .. that's da sound of da popo

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss


"Set the haystack on fire

Nee naw nee naw .. that's da sound of da popo"

It was an accident Sir

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Set the haystack on fire

Nee naw nee naw .. that's da sound of da popo

It was an accident Sir "

That's almost as believable as saying "it just self combusted"

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By *asterR and slut mayaMan
over a year ago

Bradford

No I'm working on reverse phycology. I'm wanting the needle to find me . I've had. 3 find me here

So I'm still holding out hope for another .

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