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Best Status Update youve seen??

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By *r Oreo OP   Man
over a year ago

Croydon

I was messing about on our couples profile and changed the status

Got me wondering... whats the best status update youve seen on here???

Or the most confusing....

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By *acdoodleMan
over a year ago

Birmingham

"Fingering my cu.." i blew tea out if my nose and had to write a congratulations message. Hahaha x

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!


""Fingering my cu.." i blew tea out if my nose and had to write a congratulations message. Hahaha x"

Cucumber? Cue? Cuckoo?

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By *ichelle n big alCouple
over a year ago

Derbys

Curlers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The best ones were the ones Polo did for us

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By *acdoodleMan
over a year ago

Birmingham


""Fingering my cu.." i blew tea out if my nose and had to write a congratulations message. Hahaha x

Cucumber? Cue? Cuckoo? "

All of the above. She was one freaky lady x

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By *acdoodleMan
over a year ago

Birmingham


""Fingering my cu.." i blew tea out if my nose and had to write a congratulations message. Hahaha x"

CUNT ( can I say that on here)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh that was you was it! Did you see what I put after? I assumed it was your better half because you don't like xmas, do you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


""Fingering my cu.." i blew tea out if my nose and had to write a congratulations message. Hahaha x

CUNT ( can I say that on here) "

Oh! I'm telling . . . .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


""Fingering my cu.." i blew tea out if my nose and had to write a congratulations message. Hahaha x"

Were they in Cornwall? Was it cousin?

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By *acdoodleMan
over a year ago

Birmingham


""Fingering my cu.." i blew tea out if my nose and had to write a congratulations message. Hahaha x

CUNT ( can I say that on here)

Oh! I'm telling . . . . "

Don't I've already been naughty stepped once this week x

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By *r Oreo OP   Man
over a year ago

Croydon

i cant believe u thought it was Nawty made my evening that did!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"i cant believe u thought it was Nawty made my evening that did!!"

You get the spanking

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By *acdoodleMan
over a year ago

Birmingham


""Fingering my cu.." i blew tea out if my nose and had to write a congratulations message. Hahaha x

Were they in Cornwall? Was it cousin? "

Hahahaha x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is this a guessing game?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


""Fingering my cu.." i blew tea out if my nose and had to write a congratulations message. Hahaha x

CUNT ( can I say that on here)

Oh! I'm telling . . . .

Don't I've already been naughty stepped once this week x"

And you just used the f word on me. You need your mouth washed out Mister

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By *ub bbwWoman
over a year ago

oldbury

Thanks for picture was it your cock only it was a little too small to tell

Is the best I've seen in a while

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By *acdoodleMan
over a year ago

Birmingham


""Fingering my cu.." i blew tea out if my nose and had to write a congratulations message. Hahaha x

CUNT ( can I say that on here)

Oh! I'm telling . . . .

Don't I've already been naughty stepped once this week x

And you just used the f word on me. You need your mouth washed out Mister "

Only because you was teasing me tempting me making my mouth water well below the belt I think x

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By *oulou45Woman
over a year ago

Bucks


""Fingering my cu.." i blew tea out if my nose and had to write a congratulations message. Hahaha x

CUNT ( can I say that on here)

Oh! I'm telling . . . .

Don't I've already been naughty stepped once this week x"
don't want another ban lol

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By *acdoodleMan
over a year ago

Birmingham


""Fingering my cu.." i blew tea out if my nose and had to write a congratulations message. Hahaha x

CUNT ( can I say that on here)

Oh! I'm telling . . . .

Don't I've already been naughty stepped once this week x don't want another ban lol"

In saying nothing else. It's zipped x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


""Fingering my cu.." i blew tea out if my nose and had to write a congratulations message. Hahaha x

CUNT ( can I say that on here)

Oh! I'm telling . . . .

Don't I've already been naughty stepped once this week x

And you just used the f word on me. You need your mouth washed out Mister

Only because you was teasing me tempting me making my mouth water well below the belt I think x"

You asked a question. And I answered it

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By *acdoodleMan
over a year ago

Birmingham


""Fingering my cu.." i blew tea out if my nose and had to write a congratulations message. Hahaha x

CUNT ( can I say that on here)

Oh! I'm telling . . . .

Don't I've already been naughty stepped once this week x

And you just used the f word on me. You need your mouth washed out Mister

Only because you was teasing me tempting me making my mouth water well below the belt I think x

You asked a question. And I answered it "

Take that halo off. Blasphemer x

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By *acdoodleMan
over a year ago

Birmingham


""Fingering my cu.." i blew tea out if my nose and had to write a congratulations message. Hahaha x

CUNT ( can I say that on here)

Oh! I'm telling . . . .

Don't I've already been naughty stepped once this week x

And you just used the f word on me. You need your mouth washed out Mister

Only because you was teasing me tempting me making my mouth water well below the belt I think x

You asked a question. And I answered it "

Take that halo off. Blasphemer x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is there an echo in here??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine? X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *acdoodleMan
over a year ago

Birmingham


" "

Mocking my fat fingered affliction. Shame on you tut tut x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like reading the ones where they are obviously pissed off with someone.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


""Fingering my cu.." i blew tea out if my nose and had to write a congratulations message. Hahaha x

Were they in Cornwall? Was it cousin? "

Bloody inbreds they is down there u knows lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Mocking my fat fingered affliction. Shame on you tut tut x"

Fat fingers are useful

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By *acdoodleMan
over a year ago

Birmingham


"

Mocking my fat fingered affliction. Shame on you tut tut x

Fat fingers are useful "

For fitting in fat gloves? x

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

Usually I am leaving, I really am leaving, honestly I mean it I fucking am leaving, I am, I am going tomorrow, well actually the day after tomorrow but I am.............

Anyone looking to meet this weekend?

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By *issBehavingxxWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow

I like the one who is on my updates all the time at the minute...

Every couple of days there's a new..

"wow..cant believe what a stunner my meet was last night.. Thanks babe" or "shattered after an all night meet" etc etc ..... This has been going on for about a month, every couple of days.... Still no green tick lol

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By *xodussxMan
over a year ago

sheffield


"Usually I am leaving, I really am leaving, honestly I mean it I fucking am leaving, I am, I am going tomorrow, well actually the day after tomorrow but I am.............

Anyone looking to meet this weekend?"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Mocking my fat fingered affliction. Shame on you tut tut x

Fat fingers are useful

For fitting in fat gloves? x"

That too!

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