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"I think we should call it the doctor. Its all yellow and blotchy "It definitely isn't  | |||
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"I think we should call it the doctor. Its all yellow and blotchy
It definitely isn't "I forgot about my banana | |||
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"I think we should call it the doctor. Its all yellow and blotchy
It definitely isn't
I forgot about my banana " | |||
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"I think we should call it the doctor. Its all yellow and blotchy
It definitely isn't
I forgot about my banana
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"Piscean Dreams penis? All sensibly suggestions considered. But all silly ones that make me giggle will be applauded. Let's get to it "tiddler | |||
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"Piscean Dreams penis? All sensibly suggestions considered. But all silly ones that make me giggle will be applauded. Let's get to it tiddler " | |||
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"Dave " Everyone has a little mate they can rely on called Dave | |||
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"I don't think there will be any sensible suggestions when it comes to names for my penis "Don't underestimate the fora  | |||
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"Mini PD " You trying to give me a complexion? | |||
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"I don't think there will be any sensible suggestions when it comes to names for my penis
Don't underestimate the fora "I may never show him to anyone ever again | |||
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"I don't think there will be any sensible suggestions when it comes to names for my penis
Don't underestimate the fora
I may never show him to anyone ever again
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"Justin
Just had to say it..."I can take it | |||
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"I don't think there will be any sensible suggestions when it comes to names for my penis
Don't underestimate the fora
I may never show him to anyone ever again
That's ok, I like blindfolds " | |||
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"Justin
Just had to say it...
I can take it "Hear that guys? He can take it. Now, where's that strap-on? | |||
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"Billy the underwater banger "Sounds like a sausage. Is it a Cumberland or more of a chipolata though? | |||
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"Sparkles.....the glitterknob.
A"I like Sparkles. Should it be a uniglitter or glittercorn though? | |||
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"Billy the underwater banger
Sounds like a sausage. Is it a Cumberland or more of a chipolata though? "I’ve not seen it so I’ll guess somewhere in the middle | |||
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"Big Bad Barry Will only make sense if you've watched Ben & Holly J" Extra points for naming a penis from a children's program | |||
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"Justin
Just had to say it...
I can take it
Hear that guys? He can take it.
Now, where's that strap-on? "People that know me definitely know nothing goes near my arse | |||
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"Big Bad Barry Will only make sense if you've watched Ben & Holly J" I googled, makes sense now | |||
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"Big Bad Barry Will only make sense if you've watched Ben & Holly J Extra points for naming a penis from a children's program "It's definitely a fish | |||
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"Grover or Piscean Beam" Piscean beam actually has a ring to it | |||
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"Chip
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"Chip
chip off the old block "See I thought it was chip because of fish and chips | |||
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"Chip
chip off the old block
See I thought it was chip because of fish and chips "Can we put vinegar on him then?! | |||
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"Chip
chip off the old block
See I thought it was chip because of fish and chips "it was | |||
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"Chip
chip off the old block
See I thought it was chip because of fish and chips
Can we put vinegar on him then?! "What's with all the abuse being thrown at my penis? | |||
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"Justin
Just had to say it...
I can take it "So I've heard! | |||
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"Chip
chip off the old block
See I thought it was chip because of fish and chips
Can we put vinegar on him then?!
What's with all the abuse being thrown at my penis? "It's not abuse. It's acetic acid | |||
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"Chip
chip off the old block
See I thought it was chip because of fish and chips
Can we put vinegar on him then?!
What's with all the abuse being thrown at my penis?
It's not abuse. It's acetic acid "That's it, I'm telling my mum you're being mean to me | |||
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"Chip
chip off the old block
See I thought it was chip because of fish and chips
Can we put vinegar on him then?!
What's with all the abuse being thrown at my penis? "well its a meagre offering | |||
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"Chip
chip off the old block
See I thought it was chip because of fish and chips
Can we put vinegar on him then?!
What's with all the abuse being thrown at my penis? well its a meagre offering "Someone is getting coal for Christmas | |||
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"Piscean Dreams penis? All sensibly suggestions considered. But all silly ones that make me giggle will be applauded. Let's get to it "Given the first half of the username- Fishstick? (just say it quickly ) | |||
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"Womb raider
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The purple headed custard chucker "I don't know where the purple is coming from | |||
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"Womb raider
Or
The purple headed custard chucker
I don't know where the purple is coming from "Sounded better in my head than any other colour just roll with it | |||
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"Piscean Dreams penis? All sensibly suggestions considered. But all silly ones that make me giggle will be applauded. Let's get to it
Given the first half of the username- Fishstick? (just say it quickly )"Sounds a bit like I have a dirty penis though | |||
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"Womb raider
Or
The purple headed custard chucker
I don't know where the purple is coming from
Sounded better in my head than any other colour just roll with it "I'd rather you just rolled onto it | |||
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"Womb raider
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The purple headed custard chucker
I don't know where the purple is coming from
Sounded better in my head than any other colour just roll with it
I'd rather you just rolled onto it "Fine. if you insist  | |||
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"Womb raider
Or
The purple headed custard chucker
I don't know where the purple is coming from
Sounded better in my head than any other colour just roll with it
I'd rather you just rolled onto it
Fine. if you insist "I really do | |||
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"How about we don't call it anything and ignore it. Maybe it will go away " I tried that, it's always been there just looking at me | |||
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"How about: Beacon Deacon Glam Organ Dream’s Beam Drew Peacock Willy Winker Captain Birdseye Jones the Pork Ivor Hardie " I feel like maybe you have invested too much time in my penis | |||
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"How about: Beacon Deacon Glam Organ Dream’s Beam Drew Peacock Willy Winker Captain Birdseye Jones the Pork Ivor Hardie I feel like maybe you have invested too much time in my penis "Haha! Well if something is worth doing…… | |||
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"How about: Beacon Deacon Glam Organ Dream’s Beam Drew Peacock Willy Winker Captain Birdseye Jones the Pork Ivor Hardie I feel like maybe you have invested too much time in my penis
Haha! Well if something is worth doing……"Spread the word, all the ladies need to know my penis needs doing
I'm not saying I'm going to do all of them though | |||
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"PD is the proud owner of a fairytale cock. Let's call it Rumpleforeskin." But I'm cut | |||
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"PD is the proud owner of a fairytale cock. Let's call it Rumpleforeskin. But I'm cut "• Ok, RumpleNØskin? | |||
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"PD is the proud owner of a fairytale cock. Let's call it Rumpleforeskin. But I'm cut
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Ok, RumpleNØskin?"Kind of works but also sounds a bit like I've been skinned | |||
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"Slytherin." • It sounds effeminate. | |||
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"Chip
chip off the old block
See I thought it was chip because of fish and chips
Can we put vinegar on him then?!
What's with all the abuse being thrown at my penis? well its a meagre offering
Someone is getting coal for Christmas "all thats dull is gold | |||
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"Slytherin. • It sounds effeminate." It's too late for big words Nero | |||
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chip off the old block
See I thought it was chip because of fish and chips
Can we put vinegar on him then?!
What's with all the abuse being thrown at my penis? well its a meagre offering
Someone is getting coal for Christmas all thats dull is gold "Coal makes diamonds | |||
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"Slytherin. • It sounds effeminate." It sounds snake-ish. | |||
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"Slytherin. • It sounds effeminate. It's too late for big words Nero "• Ok, what I mean is that it sounds too "girlie". Unless you want to call it Ågatha? | |||
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"Slytherin. • It sounds effeminate." You think? I always think of Slytherin as masculine. Hufflepuff on the other hand... | |||
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"Slytherin. • It sounds effeminate. You think? I always think of Slytherin as masculine. Hufflepuff on the other hand..." Isn't that the sound you make when you're cumming? | |||
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"Slytherin. • It sounds effeminate. You think? I always think of Slytherin as masculine. Hufflepuff on the other hand... Isn't that the sound you make when you're cumming?" Are you spying on me again? | |||
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"Chip
chip off the old block
See I thought it was chip because of fish and chips
Can we put vinegar on him then?!
What's with all the abuse being thrown at my penis? well its a meagre offering
Someone is getting coal for Christmas all thats dull is gold
Coal makes diamonds "diamonds are type of carbon dug up out the ground | |||
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"Slytherin. • It sounds effeminate. It's too late for big words Nero
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Ok, what I mean is that it sounds too "girlie".
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"Just had a look and judging by the pics. Looks like it’s already called Mike
The mr " | |||
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"Slytherin." Slight play on this - Slythers In. Although I’m not sure how the totties would feel about that imagery
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"Just had a look and judging by the pics. Looks like it’s already called Mike
The mr "Is it magic? | |||
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"Slytherin. Slight play on this - Slythers In. Although I’m not sure how the totties would feel about that imagery
(Still investing time on your chap)"Everyone should, well not everyone but most. It's very important you know. | |||
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"Am I the only one who read the title and said ‘Ghostbusters’? I’ll be seated on the step of shame. Apologies all "Well I'll forgive you because you could have said let's call it slimer | |||
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"Terminator 5000? Something manly? Failing that, name Percy Plant after a lawn mower model? "I'm not feeling Percy as my penis name | |||
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"Clique-o-matic 2000" It's my Clique-o-matic, just turn it on | |||
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"Jizzy rascal Dickolas cage Sorry I thought of more "You need not apologise | |||
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"Clique-o-matic 2000 It's my Clique-o-matic, just turn it on "Then you can get a Gawk-Gawk 3000 #you'llrememberifyouwerehere | |||
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"Jizzy rascal Dickolas cage Sorry I thought of more
You need not apologise "It’s kept me awake all night thinking about it  | |||
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"Clique-o-matic 2000 It's my Clique-o-matic, just turn it on
Then you can get a Gawk-Gawk 3000
#you'llrememberifyouwerehere"Is that what my ex lovers upgraded to? | |||
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"Jizzy rascal Dickolas cage Sorry I thought of more
You need not apologise
It’s kept me awake all night thinking about it "It's better in person keeping you awake, don't just take my word for it though | |||
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"Clique-o-matic 2000 It's my Clique-o-matic, just turn it on
Then you can get a Gawk-Gawk 3000
#you'llrememberifyouwerehere
Is that what my ex lovers upgraded to? "No
It was a wonderful description of deep throating from a year or two ago | |||
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"Clique-o-matic 2000 It's my Clique-o-matic, just turn it on
Then you can get a Gawk-Gawk 3000
#you'llrememberifyouwerehere
Is that what my ex lovers upgraded to?
No
It was a wonderful description of deep throating from a year or two ago "Oh I remember now
It's pleasure and worrying at the same time when throat fucking. Will she just gag, will she be sick | |||
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"Just had a look and judging by the pics. Looks like it’s already called Mike
The mr
Is it magic?"Don’t know. Get him to wave it at you to find out
The mr | |||
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"Just had a look and judging by the pics. Looks like it’s already called Mike
The mr
Is it magic?
Don’t know. Get him to wave it at you to find out
The mr "That will be when she attacks me with glitter | |||
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"Just had a look and judging by the pics. Looks like it’s already called Mike
The mr
Is it magic?
Don’t know. Get him to wave it at you to find out
The mr
That will be when she attacks me with glitter "Attack is such a strong word. I'll start with the face paint, and gently dab it, then massage it on, for that true unicorn look | |||
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"Just had a look and judging by the pics. Looks like it’s already called Mike
The mr
Is it magic?
Don’t know. Get him to wave it at you to find out
The mr
That will be when she attacks me with glitter
Attack is such a strong word. I'll start with the face paint, and gently dab it, then massage it on, for that true unicorn look " | |||
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"Just had a look and judging by the pics. Looks like it’s already called Mike
The mr
Is it magic?
Don’t know. Get him to wave it at you to find out
The mr
That will be when she attacks me with glitter
Attack is such a strong word. I'll start with the face paint, and gently dab it, then massage it on, for that true unicorn look
"You're laughing now. Just wait until you see my non-existent artistic ability | |||
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"Just had a look and judging by the pics. Looks like it’s already called Mike
The mr
Is it magic?
Don’t know. Get him to wave it at you to find out
The mr
That will be when she attacks me with glitter
Attack is such a strong word. I'll start with the face paint, and gently dab it, then massage it on, for that true unicorn look
You're laughing now. Just wait until you see my non-existent artistic ability "You better practice for about 10 years on your hubby | |||
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"Just had a look and judging by the pics. Looks like it’s already called Mike
The mr
Is it magic?
Don’t know. Get him to wave it at you to find out
The mr
That will be when she attacks me with glitter
Attack is such a strong word. I'll start with the face paint, and gently dab it, then massage it on, for that true unicorn look
You're laughing now. Just wait until you see my non-existent artistic ability
You better practice for about 10 years on your hubby "New name idea - Neil Buchanan. Of course due to size it would be a 'Big Art Attack' requiring a wide angle lens
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"Just had a look and judging by the pics. Looks like it’s already called Mike
The mr
Is it magic?
Don’t know. Get him to wave it at you to find out
The mr
That will be when she attacks me with glitter
Attack is such a strong word. I'll start with the face paint, and gently dab it, then massage it on, for that true unicorn look
You're laughing now. Just wait until you see my non-existent artistic ability
You better practice for about 10 years on your hubby
New name idea - Neil Buchanan. Of course due to size it would be a 'Big Art Attack' requiring a wide angle lens
J"Art attack, what a classic | |||
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"So have you chosen a name from all the suggestions yet P Dreamy? " No I have not, someone did suggest JD on another thread last night though which fits | |||
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"Not DJ? Dreamy junior "That works as well | |||
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"Piscean cream " That's the good stuff on the inside | |||
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