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By *ickshawed OP Couple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

Piscean Dreams penis?

All sensibly suggestions considered. But all silly ones that make me giggle will be applauded.

Let's get to it

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Port talbot

I don't think there will be any sensible suggestions when it comes to names for my penis

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Billy the underwater banger

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By *bi HaiveMan
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over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

Sparkles.....the glitterknob.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think we should call it the doctor. Its all yellow and blotchy

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Port talbot

"I think we should call it the doctor. Its all yellow and blotchy

It definitely isn't

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Port talbot

"I think we should call it the doctor. Its all yellow and blotchy

It definitely isn't

I forgot about my banana

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By *rder66Man
over a year ago

Tatooine

Harry

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I think we should call it the doctor. Its all yellow and blotchy

It definitely isn't

I forgot about my banana

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

Dave

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By *uby StarCouple
over a year ago

Durham

Bob the knob

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Port talbot

"I think we should call it the doctor. Its all yellow and blotchy

It definitely isn't

I forgot about my banana

My real one is on page 2 public for a short time only

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By *red333Man
over a year ago

Dorchester

"Piscean Dreams penis?

All sensibly suggestions considered. But all silly ones that make me giggle will be applauded.

Let's get to it

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tiddler

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Port talbot

"Piscean Dreams penis?

All sensibly suggestions considered. But all silly ones that make me giggle will be applauded.

Let's get to it

tiddler

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mini PD

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Phil Erup

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By *imi_RougeWoman
over a year ago

Portsmouth

Justin

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By *ickshawed OP Couple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

"Dave "

Everyone has a little mate they can rely on called Dave

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By *ickshawed OP Couple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

"I don't think there will be any sensible suggestions when it comes to names for my penis

Don't underestimate the fora

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Port talbot

"Mini PD "

You trying to give me a complexion?

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Port talbot

"Justin

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Port talbot

"I don't think there will be any sensible suggestions when it comes to names for my penis

Don't underestimate the fora

I may never show him to anyone ever again

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By *imi_RougeWoman
over a year ago

Portsmouth

"Justin

Just had to say it...

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By *ickshawed OP Couple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

"I don't think there will be any sensible suggestions when it comes to names for my penis

Don't underestimate the fora

I may never show him to anyone ever again

That's ok, I like blindfolds

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Port talbot

"Justin

Just had to say it..."

I can take it

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Port talbot

"I don't think there will be any sensible suggestions when it comes to names for my penis

Don't underestimate the fora

I may never show him to anyone ever again

That's ok, I like blindfolds

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By *ickshawed OP Couple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

"Justin

Just had to say it...

I can take it

Hear that guys? He can take it.

Now, where's that strap-on?

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By *ickshawed OP Couple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

"Billy the underwater banger

Sounds like a sausage. Is it a Cumberland or more of a chipolata though?

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By *ickshawed OP Couple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

"Sparkles.....the glitterknob.

I like Sparkles. Should it be a uniglitter or glittercorn though?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Billy the underwater banger

Sounds like a sausage. Is it a Cumberland or more of a chipolata though? "

I’ve not seen it so I’ll guess somewhere in the middle

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

Big Bad Barry

Will only make sense if you've watched Ben & Holly

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By *ickshawed OP Couple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

"Big Bad Barry

Will only make sense if you've watched Ben & Holly

Extra points for naming a penis from a children's program

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Port talbot

"Justin

Just had to say it...

I can take it

Hear that guys? He can take it.

Now, where's that strap-on?

People that know me definitely know nothing goes near my arse

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Knobby McKnobface

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Conan the purple headed warrior

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Port talbot

"Big Bad Barry

Will only make sense if you've watched Ben & Holly

I googled, makes sense now

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Port talbot

"Big Bad Barry

Will only make sense if you've watched Ben & Holly

Extra points for naming a penis from a children's program

It's definitely a fish

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By *elix SightedMan
over a year ago

Cloud 8

Grover

Piscean Beam

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By *red333Man
over a year ago

Dorchester

Chip

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Port talbot

"Grover

Piscean Beam"

Piscean beam actually has a ring to it

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Port talbot

"Chip

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By *red333Man
over a year ago

Dorchester

"Chip

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chip off the old block

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Port talbot

"Chip

chip off the old block

See I thought it was chip because of fish and chips

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"Chip

chip off the old block

See I thought it was chip because of fish and chips

Can we put vinegar on him then?!

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By *red333Man
over a year ago

Dorchester

"Chip

chip off the old block

See I thought it was chip because of fish and chips

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it was

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Port talbot

"Chip

chip off the old block

See I thought it was chip because of fish and chips

Can we put vinegar on him then?!

What's with all the abuse being thrown at my penis?

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By *imi_RougeWoman
over a year ago

Portsmouth

"Justin

Just had to say it...

I can take it

So I've heard!

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"Chip

chip off the old block

See I thought it was chip because of fish and chips

Can we put vinegar on him then?!

What's with all the abuse being thrown at my penis?

It's not abuse. It's acetic acid

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Port talbot

"Chip

chip off the old block

See I thought it was chip because of fish and chips

Can we put vinegar on him then?!

What's with all the abuse being thrown at my penis?

It's not abuse. It's acetic acid

That's it, I'm telling my mum you're being mean to me

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By *red333Man
over a year ago

Dorchester

"Chip

chip off the old block

See I thought it was chip because of fish and chips

Can we put vinegar on him then?!

What's with all the abuse being thrown at my penis?

"
well its a meagre offering

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By *INTONIC300Couple
over a year ago

Glasgow/Manchester/Edinburgh

Tinkle,Tadger,Bobby

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Port talbot

"Chip

chip off the old block

See I thought it was chip because of fish and chips

Can we put vinegar on him then?!

What's with all the abuse being thrown at my penis?

well its a meagre offering

Someone is getting coal for Christmas

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Womb raider

The purple headed custard chucker

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By *elvet RopeMan
over a year ago

by the big field

"Piscean Dreams penis?

All sensibly suggestions considered. But all silly ones that make me giggle will be applauded.

Let's get to it

Given the first half of the username- Fishstick? (just say it quickly

)

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Port talbot

"Womb raider

The purple headed custard chucker

I don't know where the purple is coming from

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fishy Fallus.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Womb raider

The purple headed custard chucker

I don't know where the purple is coming from

Sounded better in my head than any other colour just roll with it

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Port talbot

"Piscean Dreams penis?

All sensibly suggestions considered. But all silly ones that make me giggle will be applauded.

Let's get to it

Given the first half of the username- Fishstick? (just say it quickly

Sounds a bit like I have a dirty penis though

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Port talbot

"Womb raider

The purple headed custard chucker

I don't know where the purple is coming from

Sounded better in my head than any other colour just roll with it

I'd rather you just rolled onto it

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

Woody Wood-Pecker

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Womb raider

The purple headed custard chucker

I don't know where the purple is coming from

Sounded better in my head than any other colour just roll with it

I'd rather you just rolled onto it

Fine. if you insist

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Port talbot

"Womb raider

The purple headed custard chucker

I don't know where the purple is coming from

Sounded better in my head than any other colour just roll with it

I'd rather you just rolled onto it

Fine. if you insist

I really do

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By *elix SightedMan
over a year ago

Cloud 8

How about:

Beacon Deacon

Glam Organ

Dream’s Beam

Drew Peacock

Willy Winker

Captain Birdseye

Jones the Pork

Ivor Hardie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How about we don't call it anything and ignore it.

Maybe it will go away

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Port talbot

"How about we don't call it anything and ignore it.

Maybe it will go away "

I tried that, it's always been there just looking at me

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Port talbot

"How about:

Beacon Deacon

Glam Organ

Dream’s Beam

Drew Peacock

Willy Winker

Captain Birdseye

Jones the Pork

Ivor Hardie

I feel like maybe you have invested too much time in my penis

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By *elix SightedMan
over a year ago

Cloud 8

"How about:

Beacon Deacon

Glam Organ

Dream’s Beam

Drew Peacock

Willy Winker

Captain Birdseye

Jones the Pork

Ivor Hardie

I feel like maybe you have invested too much time in my penis

Haha! Well if something is worth doing……

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair

PD is the proud owner of a fairytale cock. Let's call it Rumpleforeskin.

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Port talbot

"How about:

Beacon Deacon

Glam Organ

Dream’s Beam

Drew Peacock

Willy Winker

Captain Birdseye

Jones the Pork

Ivor Hardie

I feel like maybe you have invested too much time in my penis

Haha! Well if something is worth doing……"

Spread the word, all the ladies need to know my penis needs doing

I'm not saying I'm going to do all of them though

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Port talbot

"PD is the proud owner of a fairytale cock. Let's call it Rumpleforeskin."

But I'm cut

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair

"PD is the proud owner of a fairytale cock. Let's call it Rumpleforeskin.

But I'm cut

•

Ok, RumpleNØskin?

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Port talbot

"PD is the proud owner of a fairytale cock. Let's call it Rumpleforeskin.

But I'm cut

•

Ok, RumpleNØskin?"

Kind of works but also sounds a bit like I've been skinned

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

Slytherin.

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair

"Slytherin."

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It sounds effeminate.

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By *red333Man
over a year ago

Dorchester

"Chip

chip off the old block

See I thought it was chip because of fish and chips

Can we put vinegar on him then?!

What's with all the abuse being thrown at my penis?

well its a meagre offering

Someone is getting coal for Christmas

"
all thats dull is gold

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Port talbot

"Slytherin.

•

It sounds effeminate."

It's too late for big words Nero

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Port talbot

"Chip

chip off the old block

See I thought it was chip because of fish and chips

Can we put vinegar on him then?!

What's with all the abuse being thrown at my penis?

well its a meagre offering

Someone is getting coal for Christmas

all thats dull is gold

Coal makes diamonds

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

"Slytherin.

•

It sounds effeminate."

It sounds snake-ish.

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair

"Slytherin.

•

It sounds effeminate.

It's too late for big words Nero

•

Ok, what I mean is that it sounds too "girlie".

Unless you want to call it Ågatha?

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By *ou only live onceMan
over a year ago

London

"Slytherin.

•

It sounds effeminate."

You think? I always think of Slytherin as masculine. Hufflepuff on the other hand...

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

"Slytherin.

•

It sounds effeminate.

You think? I always think of Slytherin as masculine. Hufflepuff on the other hand..."

Isn't that the sound you make when you're cumming?

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By *ou only live onceMan
over a year ago

London

"Slytherin.

•

It sounds effeminate.

You think? I always think of Slytherin as masculine. Hufflepuff on the other hand...

Isn't that the sound you make when you're cumming?"

Are you spying on me again?

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By *red333Man
over a year ago

Dorchester

"Chip

chip off the old block

See I thought it was chip because of fish and chips

Can we put vinegar on him then?!

What's with all the abuse being thrown at my penis?

well its a meagre offering

Someone is getting coal for Christmas

all thats dull is gold

Coal makes diamonds "
diamonds are type of carbon

dug up out the ground

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Port talbot

"Slytherin.

•

It sounds effeminate.

It's too late for big words Nero

•

Ok, what I mean is that it sounds too "girlie".

Unless you want to call it Ågatha?

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

Just had a look and judging by the pics. Looks like it’s already called Mike

The mr

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Port talbot

"Just had a look and judging by the pics. Looks like it’s already called Mike

The mr "

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By *elix SightedMan
over a year ago

Cloud 8

"Slytherin."

Slight play on this - Slythers In. Although I’m not sure how the totties would feel about that imagery

(Still investing time on your chap)

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By *ldFashionedGentMan
over a year ago

Chelmsford

Am I the only one who read the title and said ‘Ghostbusters’?

I’ll be seated on the step of shame. Apologies all

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By *ooBulMan
over a year ago

Missin’ Yo’ Kissin’

Terminator 5000? Something manly?

Failing that, name Percy Plant after a lawn mower model?

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

Clique-o-matic 2000

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jizzy rascal

Dickolas cage

Sorry I thought of more

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By *ickshawed OP Couple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

"Just had a look and judging by the pics. Looks like it’s already called Mike

The mr "

Is it magic?

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Port talbot

"Slytherin.

Slight play on this - Slythers In. Although I’m not sure how the totties would feel about that imagery

(Still investing time on your chap)"

Everyone should, well not everyone but most. It's very important you know.

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Port talbot

"Am I the only one who read the title and said ‘Ghostbusters’?

I’ll be seated on the step of shame. Apologies all

Well I'll forgive you because you could have said let's call it slimer

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Port talbot

"Terminator 5000? Something manly?

Failing that, name Percy Plant after a lawn mower model?

I'm not feeling Percy as my penis name

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Port talbot

"Clique-o-matic 2000"

It's my Clique-o-matic, just turn it on

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Port talbot

"Jizzy rascal

Dickolas cage

Sorry I thought of more

You need not apologise

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"Clique-o-matic 2000

It's my Clique-o-matic, just turn it on

Then you can get a Gawk-Gawk 3000

#you'llrememberifyouwerehere

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Jizzy rascal

Dickolas cage

Sorry I thought of more

You need not apologise

It’s kept me awake all night thinking about it

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Port talbot

"Clique-o-matic 2000

It's my Clique-o-matic, just turn it on

Then you can get a Gawk-Gawk 3000

#you'llrememberifyouwerehere"

Is that what my ex lovers upgraded to?

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Port talbot

"Jizzy rascal

Dickolas cage

Sorry I thought of more

You need not apologise

It’s kept me awake all night thinking about it

It's better in person keeping you awake, don't just take my word for it though

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"Clique-o-matic 2000

It's my Clique-o-matic, just turn it on

Then you can get a Gawk-Gawk 3000

#you'llrememberifyouwerehere

Is that what my ex lovers upgraded to? "

It was a wonderful description of deep throating from a year or two ago

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Port talbot

"Clique-o-matic 2000

It's my Clique-o-matic, just turn it on

Then you can get a Gawk-Gawk 3000

#you'llrememberifyouwerehere

Is that what my ex lovers upgraded to?

It was a wonderful description of deep throating from a year or two ago

Oh I remember now

It's pleasure and worrying at the same time when throat fucking. Will she just gag, will she be sick

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

"Just had a look and judging by the pics. Looks like it’s already called Mike

The mr

Is it magic?"

Don’t know. Get him to wave it at you to find out

The mr

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Port talbot

"Just had a look and judging by the pics. Looks like it’s already called Mike

The mr

Is it magic?

Don’t know. Get him to wave it at you to find out

The mr "

That will be when she attacks me with glitter

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By *ickshawed OP Couple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

"Just had a look and judging by the pics. Looks like it’s already called Mike

The mr

Is it magic?

Don’t know. Get him to wave it at you to find out

The mr

That will be when she attacks me with glitter

Attack is such a strong word. I'll start with the face paint, and gently dab it, then massage it on, for that true unicorn look

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By *ackformore100Man
over a year ago

Tin town

Billy the fish

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Port talbot

"Just had a look and judging by the pics. Looks like it’s already called Mike

The mr

Is it magic?

Don’t know. Get him to wave it at you to find out

The mr

That will be when she attacks me with glitter

Attack is such a strong word. I'll start with the face paint, and gently dab it, then massage it on, for that true unicorn look

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By *ickshawed OP Couple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

"Just had a look and judging by the pics. Looks like it’s already called Mike

The mr

Is it magic?

Don’t know. Get him to wave it at you to find out

The mr

That will be when she attacks me with glitter

Attack is such a strong word. I'll start with the face paint, and gently dab it, then massage it on, for that true unicorn look

You're laughing now. Just wait until you see my non-existent artistic ability

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Port talbot

"Just had a look and judging by the pics. Looks like it’s already called Mike

The mr

Is it magic?

Don’t know. Get him to wave it at you to find out

The mr

That will be when she attacks me with glitter

Attack is such a strong word. I'll start with the face paint, and gently dab it, then massage it on, for that true unicorn look

You're laughing now. Just wait until you see my non-existent artistic ability

You better practice for about 10 years on your hubby

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

"Just had a look and judging by the pics. Looks like it’s already called Mike

The mr

Is it magic?

Don’t know. Get him to wave it at you to find out

The mr

That will be when she attacks me with glitter

Attack is such a strong word. I'll start with the face paint, and gently dab it, then massage it on, for that true unicorn look

You're laughing now. Just wait until you see my non-existent artistic ability

You better practice for about 10 years on your hubby

New name idea - Neil Buchanan. Of course due to size it would be a 'Big Art Attack' requiring a wide angle lens

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By *oelDorianMan
over a year ago

vanaheim

Derrick

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Port talbot

"Just had a look and judging by the pics. Looks like it’s already called Mike

The mr

Is it magic?

Don’t know. Get him to wave it at you to find out

The mr

That will be when she attacks me with glitter

Attack is such a strong word. I'll start with the face paint, and gently dab it, then massage it on, for that true unicorn look

You're laughing now. Just wait until you see my non-existent artistic ability

You better practice for about 10 years on your hubby

New name idea - Neil Buchanan. Of course due to size it would be a 'Big Art Attack' requiring a wide angle lens

Art attack, what a classic

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By *ickshawed OP Couple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

So have you chosen a name from all the suggestions yet P Dreamy?

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Port talbot

"So have you chosen a name from all the suggestions yet P Dreamy? "

No I have not, someone did suggest JD on another thread last night though which fits

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss

Not DJ? Dreamy junior

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Port talbot

"Not DJ? Dreamy junior

That works as well

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By *inkyInkedBiWoman
over a year ago

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By *inkyInkedBiWoman
over a year ago

Piscean cream

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Port talbot

"Piscean cream "

That's the good stuff on the inside

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