FabSwingers.com forum: The Phantom Cat Shaver

By *ssex_tom OP Man
over a year ago

Chelmsford

Reports of over 50 cats shaved by a person or persons unknown in London and Kent which was once dubbed the Garden of England. Police Detectives are labelling the culprit as the Phantom Cat Shaver. Owners asked to keep the cats indoors. What's going on here guys. It's all over the news

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

Mmmm shaved pussy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wish someone would shave my pussy.

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By *he love catsCouple
over a year ago

South Wales

It's all over the mews, sorry couldn't resist

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By *4bimMan
over a year ago

Farnborough Hampshire

Strange.

It was a few years ago now when my neighbour had their cat killed and left on the doorstep.

I don't know why people deliberately hurt someone's pet.

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By *ocksareoffMan
over a year ago

Out n About

Was that in Catford or Shepherds Bush?

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

"Wish someone would shave my pussy."

Just buy a Mexican hairless. Saves time and effort.

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By *avexxMan
over a year ago

cheshire

smooth nice,,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Reports of over 50 cats shaved by a person or persons unknown in London and Kent which was once dubbed the Garden of England. Police Detectives are labelling the culprit as the Phantom Cat Shaver. Owners asked to keep the cats indoors. What's going on here guys. It's all over the news"

Police commented in statement

It’s a catastrophe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anyone who "owns" a cat will tell you - even trying to clip their claws will result in a large loss of blood. Yours, not theirs. All police need to do is contact the local A&E departments and ask if anyone's been in with serious blood loss from many, many scratches. Case solved.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I remember a few years ago there was a story all over the news about a bloke who had been going round farms shagging horses.

Like.....how did they know? Did they go in to the stables one morning to find Red Eum laying back on a haystack, smoking a cigar?

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By *bw44DDWoman
over a year ago

Nottingham

"Wish someone would shave my pussy."

Same. It would save me so much time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Wish someone would shave my pussy.

Same. It would save me so much time

Move to london/Kent

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By *4bimMan
over a year ago

Farnborough Hampshire

I can only think that who ever is doing this is tempting cats with treats to gain trust.

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By *ssex_tom OP Man
over a year ago

Chelmsford

"Anyone who "owns" a cat will tell you - even trying to clip their claws will result in a large loss of blood. Yours, not theirs. All police need to do is contact the local A&E departments and ask if anyone's been in with serious blood loss from many, many scratches. Case solved."

It's the police we are talking about here ...

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By *ssex_tom OP Man
over a year ago

Chelmsford

No cats are harmed. Just shaven. Is it even an offence ?

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By *ssex_tom OP Man
over a year ago

Chelmsford

Emerging reports of up to 80 incidents as far north as Aberdeen which is a seaside town in Scotland. Are people copying this is one perpetrator on the loose. Its all over the news today..

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By *mashingPumpkinMan
over a year ago

Carmarthen

I would be ripped to shreds if I tried to shave my cat!

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By *ris GrayMan
over a year ago

Dorchester

"Wish someone would shave my pussy."
can i be the 273 rd to volunteer

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