FabSwingers.com forum: What you would really like to say.....

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

In response to messages you get on here.

I'll start....

Sorry I don't drink.

Your cock is way too big

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"In response to messages you get on here.

Your cock is way too big

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Not everybody is blessed, I can't help it.

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By *rder66Man
over a year ago

Tatooine

"In response to messages you get on here.

I'll start....

Sorry I don't drink.

Your cock is way too big

I don't drink either.

Thank you, I'm sure you can handle it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm sorry but I really don't want to look at you with your clothes on, let alone naked.

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By *hePerkyPumpkinTV/TS
over a year ago

Bristol

No, not a chance, go away, sit in the corner and think about what you've done.

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By *hil most chillMan
over a year ago

South East & Europe

No my profile was not written by a bot, it's pretty insulting that you don't believe a man this handsome could also be hilarious

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sorry I don't have time to meet, I have far too many sexy ladies wanting to fuck me...

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

I’d love to be able to say “wow you’re just what I’m looking for”.

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By *AYENCouple
over a year ago

Lincolnshire

Thanks for letting us know you really like Eastern European gash.

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By *oodmessMan
over a year ago

yumsville

I'm not into lactation unless lactation comes up, then I might be into lactation

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By *oodmessMan
over a year ago

yumsville

"Thanks for letting us know you really like Eastern European gash. "

Jeeez!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do you speak English too?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Thanks for letting us know you really like Eastern European gash. "

Wow really? Just the word gash is horrible.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"No, not a chance, go away, sit in the corner and think about what you've done."

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I’d love to be able to say “wow you’re just what I’m looking for”. "

Wouldn't that just be awesome. Must be like gold on here.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What on earth makes you think I want to be physically abused during sex. Stop watching porn

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By *ustdaveHantsMan
over a year ago

chippenham

132 verifications by meet....... No thanks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Are you really that clueless

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By *ull English with teaMan
over a year ago

London

I’m sorry, as an attractive man as you are, I only visit gloryholes local to me…

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

"In response to messages you get on here.

I'll start....

Sorry I don't drink.

Your cock is way too big

Luckily I'm not cursed with this problem

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No I’m not a cum slut or a slut of any description. I’m a girl that loves sex. If anything I’m a queen!

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By *JtheTomMan
over a year ago

London

No I will not send you a dick pic

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No I will not send you a dick pic"

Lol most start with a dick pic

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Please enable your spell check

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hehehehe yaaaaaaaaas!

1. You're blatently cheating on your wife. Put the time you'd spend on here into your relationship and I bet you'd be much happier long-term.

2. YOU'RE means "you are". YOUR denotes something belonging to you! AAAAAAARGH!!!! Also, punctuation is a thing.

3. Come on dude, shave or at least trim, it looks like a tropical plant! And if it's not pretty, which it isn't, I'd hide the dick pics and instead upload pics which showcase your more attractive features.

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

No. I won’t send you a dick pic

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No dick pic

Only have small dick

No I don’t want to see pics of you’re wife

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By *unfunfun xMan
over a year ago

LONDON

In rare messages I get, I have to reply no I'm not fake.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Are you talking to me because of a dare?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes, I did check, I really am female.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yes, I did check, I really am female. "

In fairness I've looked at your profile and I can see why someone might raise an eyebrow.

Your bio is hilarious. It's funny, articulate, but suggests you're overweight and unattractive. Your pics tell a very different story; filter or no filter, you're fitter than an Olympic runner.

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By *avexxMan
over a year ago

cheshire

"Yes, I did check, I really am female.

In fairness I've looked at your profile and I can see why someone might raise an eyebrow.

Your bio is hilarious. It's funny, articulate, but suggests you're overweight and unattractive. Your pics tell a very different story; filter or no filter, you're fitter than an Olympic runner."
,,, i agree she looks like an athlete

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

fab says no

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By *hrek101Man
over a year ago

Herts

Of course you winked at me on purpose

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By *host63Man
over a year ago

Bedfont Feltham

"Thanks for letting us know you really like Eastern European gash. "

I woukdnt use the word gash but I do like Eastern European women

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

1. Well, that makes me want to sew myself up forever

2. Err... What? Do you speak English?

3. Please put that thing away

4. Thanks for the compliment. Unfortunately it seems wildly insincere

5. Unfortunately I'm not prepared to travel that far on the off chance of a mediocre shag

6. This seems like a setup for a murder mystery.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Men get messages?

I consider a delete as a victory, at least they engaged.

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By *tephTV67TV/TS
over a year ago

Cheshire

It’s not even erect, at least make an effort

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By *4bimMan
over a year ago

Farnborough Hampshire

I would like to say.

Has chocolate and it's mine

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

Aw, thanks, that's kind of you to say but no thank you. Not even with someone else's.

Hmm, whose social media did you lift those photos from?

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

That big message to say this couples isn't looking for....

You should have taken notice.

That cock I'd give it

2/10 length

4/10 girth

1/10 bush neatness

0/10 profile reading abilities.

Mrs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"In response to messages you get on here.

I'll start....

Sorry I don't drink.

Your cock is way too big

That's OK, I don't drink either.

Oh, you didn't mean me...

Otherwise I like to think I'm pretty honest in my replies to people. I have nothing to lose or gain from honesty and that's what I prefer people to be as well

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Today I am saying what I want to say

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By *issmorganWoman
over a year ago

Calderdale innit

No I'm not interested in travelling 30 miles to meet you in a hotel ,the same day.

I don't want a Dom or sub either.

No ta to joining you and your f friend who is bi,im still straight.

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By *istyPeaksCouple
over a year ago

braintree

Firstly stop talking to the husband like I’m a commodity to be bartered for…

And yes I am

Yes I have

No we don’t

Absolutely no I don’t, haven’t & won’t

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By *anilla switchWoman
over a year ago

Hampshire

Thank you for the kind invitation for me to defecate in your mouth but I had sweetcorn for lunch…. Maybe next time

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By *ris GrayMan
over a year ago

Dorchester

"In response to messages you get on here.

I'll start....

Sorry I don't drink.

Your cock is way too big

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do you get dehydrated frequently?

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