FabSwingers.com forum: Biographical poetry

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Tell us your story in rhyme.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Here my effort:

Poor boy, he's unreasonably skint.

Crossdressing is costing a mint!

All the corsets and heels,

That make his figure ideal.

Means he struggles each month with his rent!

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair

Nero, your Hero

Started at subzero

Elevated to above zerø

Is now your fanciful Cavalero.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Nero, your Hero

Started at subzero

Elevated to above zerø

Is now your fanciful Cavalero."

Quite the Shakespeareo

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

There was a young lady called Dee

Who had a naughty fantasy

Her husband got horny

And suggested one morny

That she try a new cock or three

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair

"Nero, your Hero

Started at subzero

Elevated to above zerø

Is now your fanciful Cavalero.

Quite the Shakespeareo "

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It all started very early when I was still 'in utero'.

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
over a year ago

Carlisle usually

There once was a girl they called Prey

Who knew ch*king on dick was the way

Struggling to breathe

Came to her with ease

Whenever she entered the fray.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Granny, your fanny

Has give up the ghost

At one time your fanny

Was quite the rude host

But now it likes sitting

In the crotch of your drawers

And dreaming of wild nights

With masters and whores

Once in a while it forgets that it's older

And it gives out a twinge and gets a bit bolder

When it's shown that it's willing and chews on a bone

It remembers it's happiest being alone

It knows where it's clit is and what it enjoys

It doesn't have need of practising boys

Now a little self lovin' is certainly worth it

Cos all of my practise has made me puss perfect.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Temptation with two,

Possibly with you,

Single men we reject,

But you probably make Mr erect,

With couples we like to play,

For our favourite kind of day.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There once was a little round chicken

Who always got offered a lickin’

She got bored of the blokes

Who didn’t have the strokes

So gave herself a good frickin’

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By *asterR and slut mayaMan
over a year ago

Bradford

Master by name master by nature

I'm a lover not a hater the lovely ladies here I adore wish I could get to know more .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

She is too fussy and fickle

Her mind left in a pickle

What is a girl to do?

Ms Wyld packed her bags and logged on to fab.

Determined to try something new.

Confronted by cock like a girl in a sweet shop

She decided she would try a few.

A pick and mix of fun until she eventually finds the one

Or gives up and has two.

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

A couple called Julie and Beef

Fantastic beyond all belief

Sybaritic delights

And passion ignites

But sometimes it causes a queef

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
over a year ago

Carlisle usually

"A couple called Julie and Beef

Fantastic beyond all belief

Sybaritic delights

And passion ignites

But sometimes it causes a queef

They're excited queefs given your photographic prowess

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

"They're excited queefs given your photographic prowess

Thank you

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

I'm loving these.

More poems please Loungers!

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By *ikesEmBigMan
over a year ago

Herts

I'm a lad with a nice willy from Herts,

Who likes getting naked with "tarts",

Sometimes I go bare,

And stick it down there,

And that's where the creampie'ing starts

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm a lad with a nice willy from Herts,

Who likes getting naked with "tarts",

Sometimes I go bare,

And stick it down there,

And that's where the creampie'ing starts

Snort

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By *opetop4UMan
over a year ago

Aberdeen

Been there, seen it, done it all,

Five, eleven, cock quite small!

On here, my heart I’ll try to mend,

Sadly marriage had to end!

I’m like a fifty year old surf dude,

And into stuff that’s pretty rude!

On head is mop of wavy grey hair,

Smooth elsewhere, I’m not a bear!

Most think I’m really off my head,

But need some raunchy fun in bed!

I like to sit and sip cold cans,

I’ve got one of those kids that’s trans!

My other lad, he sells cars,

It’s not my thing, I’m into bars!

For fifty, I’m extremely fit,

But wake up weekends feeling shit!

Not type to have a private reg,

Have allotment, grow my own veg!

Not much left on bucket list,

Travelled world getting pissed!

Silver anniversary wasn’t my thing,

But right girl would get wedding ring!

I’m moving fast. I’ve got a cheek,

I only left my wife last week!

You’ll never see me read a book,

I’ll be in kitchen, like to cook!

I’m generous, certainly not mean,

And you should try my lamb tagine!

DIY stuff, that’s my skill,

I’d fix your leaks, there’d be no bill!

If you’re a girl with a perfect ass,

I’d trim your hedge and cut your grass!

Got to have a little boast,

Ran marathons. New York. Gold Coast!

Some think I’m a dumb ass tube,

Can do the 6x6 Rubik’s cube!

Social distancing, I have a goal,

To find a girl with glory hole!

Never again will life be drab,

I've not looked back since I joined Fab!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

My fart box does like a tongue punch

Consume me as if I'm your lunch

Because I'm all heart

I'll try not to fart

I might blow ya to say 'thanks a bunch'

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By *ris GrayMan
over a year ago

Dorchester

I'm a dumb boy from kent

Who sometimes lives in a tent

In the summer i thrive

In the winter i drive

To the sounds of kiss

I often need a piss

So i stop and wee

Heee heeee

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By *hePerkyPumpkinTV/TS
over a year ago

Bristol

Yes look it is I

The most beautiful one

With A fine length of penis

And a tight splendid bum

You can bend and stretch me

And do as you please

Well that's what I say

But in truth I just tease

The reality is grim

When the outfits removed

Yes I am still quite sexy

and yes I am still quite crude

But the glamour soon vanishes

And so too the glitz

The wig and the make up

And fake squidgy tits

What's left is a man

Who just wants a shagging

But messages get deleted

Or "no thanks happy fabbing"

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By *ornucopiaMan
over a year ago

Bexley

It doesn't help to be named Frank.

When everyone rhymes it with wank

And not with money in the bank!

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By *ornucopiaMan
over a year ago

Bexley

"It doesn't help to be named Frank.

When everyone rhymes it with wank

And not with money in the bank!"

From time to time I do have luck

And end up having a good fuck

Or, even helping out a cuck!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Yes look it is I

The most beautiful one

With A fine length of penis

And a tight splendid bum

You can bend and stretch me

And do as you please

Well that's what I say

But in truth I just tease

The reality is grim

When the outfits removed

Yes I am still quite sexy

and yes I am still quite crude

But the glamour soon vanishes

And so too the glitz

The wig and the make up

And fake squidgy tits

What's left is a man

Who just wants a shagging

But messages get deleted

Or "no thanks happy fabbing"

This is art x

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