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"poor thing has had to go to the vets yet again with a recurring eye infection (this is the 3rd time)...anyhow the vet has taken swabs and said it's probably chlamydia...I did say I'd better not go round saying "my pussy has chlamydia" but knew I could confide in you lot... Hands up who thought I was 'fessing up to a bad result from the clap clinic??? "Me  And now I have learnt something new. Hope cat gets better soon | |||
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"Have you got rid of the crabs though?  "One is far too posh to have crabs...one has lobsters  | |||
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"And mine is in the air" Lol so I can see in your avatar x | |||
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"How did pussy get that?  "Dunno, been reading about it and it's a bacteria but mostly caught from infected cats but mine doesn't go out much...didn't get it from me cos my last set of test results were clear
Poor bugger's got 20 days worth of antibiotics - bloody tablets are like horse pills, will be mashing them in the pestle and mortar and giving them to her in some tuna | |||
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"And mine is in the air Lol so I can see in your avatar x" Hahaha  | |||
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"Sorry you didn't catch me out. As a pussy owner myself Im all to familiar with comedy lines like that. Remember Mrs Slocombes pussy?" Well, the central heating broke down. I had to light the oven and hold my pussy in front... | |||
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"Have you got rid of the crabs though?
One is far too posh to have crabs...one has lobsters "Did you know crabs can pole vault so don't be tossing matchsticks down the toilet. | |||
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"Sorry you didn't catch me out. As a pussy owner myself Im all to familiar with comedy lines like that. Remember Mrs Slocombes pussy?" I'm free !!! | |||
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" Hands up who thought I was 'fessing up to a bad result from the clap clinic??? "Nope.... but I did wonder what you had been doing with your cat.... | |||
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"poor thing has had to go to the vets yet again with a recurring eye infection (this is the 3rd time)...anyhow the vet has taken swabs and said it's probably chlamydia...I did say I'd better not go round saying "my pussy has chlamydia" but knew I could confide in you lot... Hands up who thought I was 'fessing up to a bad result from the clap clinic??? "half did but then thought nahhh | |||
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"poor thing has had to go to the vets yet again with a recurring eye infection (this is the 3rd time)...anyhow the vet has taken swabs and said it's probably chlamydia...I did say I'd better not go round saying "my pussy has chlamydia" but knew I could confide in you lot... Hands up who thought I was 'fessing up to a bad result from the clap clinic??? "Not me, as I know you are good girl  | |||
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"How did pussy get that?
Dunno, been reading about it and it's a bacteria but mostly caught from infected cats but mine doesn't go out much..."suggests to me there's plenty of room for swinging cats at your place then!! | |||
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"poor thing has had to go to the vets yet again with a recurring eye infection (this is the 3rd time)...anyhow the vet has taken swabs and said it's probably chlamydia...I did say I'd better not go round saying "my pussy has chlamydia" but knew I could confide in you lot... Hands up who thought I was 'fessing up to a bad result from the clap clinic??? "just stop choking on brew now,lol  | |||
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"poor thing has had to go to the vets yet again with a recurring eye infection (this is the 3rd time)...anyhow the vet has taken swabs and said it's probably chlamydia...I did say I'd better not go round saying "my pussy has chlamydia" but knew I could confide in you lot... Hands up who thought I was 'fessing up to a bad result from the clap clinic??? "I thought u were lol also thought how good u were bein so honest. We learn something new every day lol | |||
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"poor thing has had to go to the vets yet again with a recurring eye infection (this is the 3rd time)...anyhow the vet has taken swabs and said it's probably chlamydia...I did say I'd better not go round saying "my pussy has chlamydia" but knew I could confide in you lot... Hands up who thought I was 'fessing up to a bad result from the clap clinic??? I thought u were lol also thought how good u were bein so honest. We learn something new every day lol"Aw thanks for that Loulou...the chlamydia can't get a look in cos the syphilis, ringworm, scabies and herpes ganged up on it and sent it on it's way | |||
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"poor thing has had to go to the vets yet again with a recurring eye infection (this is the 3rd time)...anyhow the vet has taken swabs and said it's probably chlamydia...I did say I'd better not go round saying "my pussy has chlamydia" but knew I could confide in you lot... Hands up who thought I was 'fessing up to a bad result from the clap clinic??? I thought u were lol also thought how good u were bein so honest. We learn something new every day lol
Aw thanks for that Loulou...the chlamydia can't get a look in cos the syphilis, ringworm, scabies and herpes ganged up on it and sent it on it's way"dont forget ur thrush.... | |||
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"poor thing has had to go to the vets yet again with a recurring eye infection (this is the 3rd time)...anyhow the vet has taken swabs and said it's probably chlamydia...I did say I'd better not go round saying "my pussy has chlamydia" but knew I could confide in you lot... Hands up who thought I was 'fessing up to a bad result from the clap clinic??? I thought u were lol also thought how good u were bein so honest. We learn something new every day lol
Aw thanks for that Loulou...the chlamydia can't get a look in cos the syphilis, ringworm, scabies and herpes ganged up on it and sent it on it's way"No gonorrhea? | |||
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"poor thing has had to go to the vets yet again with a recurring eye infection (this is the 3rd time)...anyhow the vet has taken swabs and said it's probably chlamydia...I did say I'd better not go round saying "my pussy has chlamydia" but knew I could confide in you lot... Hands up who thought I was 'fessing up to a bad result from the clap clinic??? I thought u were lol also thought how good u were bein so honest. We learn something new every day lol
Aw thanks for that Loulou...the chlamydia can't get a look in cos the syphilis, ringworm, scabies and herpes ganged up on it and sent it on it's way"pmsl x | |||
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"poor thing has had to go to the vets yet again with a recurring eye infection (this is the 3rd time)...anyhow the vet has taken swabs and said it's probably chlamydia...I did say I'd better not go round saying "my pussy has chlamydia" but knew I could confide in you lot... Hands up who thought I was 'fessing up to a bad result from the clap clinic??? I thought u were lol also thought how good u were bein so honest. We learn something new every day lol
Aw thanks for that Loulou...the chlamydia can't get a look in cos the syphilis, ringworm, scabies and herpes ganged up on it and sent it on it's way
dont forget ur thrush.... "Haven't got thrush...there's a few seagulls though | |||
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"poor thing has had to go to the vets yet again with a recurring eye infection (this is the 3rd time)...anyhow the vet has taken swabs and said it's probably chlamydia...I did say I'd better not go round saying "my pussy has chlamydia" but knew I could confide in you lot... Hands up who thought I was 'fessing up to a bad result from the clap clinic??? I thought u were lol also thought how good u were bein so honest. We learn something new every day lol
Aw thanks for that Loulou...the chlamydia can't get a look in cos the syphilis, ringworm, scabies and herpes ganged up on it and sent it on it's way
No gonorrhea?"I'm doing my best to get that then I can say I've got the set | |||
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"poor thing has had to go to the vets yet again with a recurring eye infection (this is the 3rd time)...anyhow the vet has taken swabs and said it's probably chlamydia...I did say I'd better not go round saying "my pussy has chlamydia" but knew I could confide in you lot... Hands up who thought I was 'fessing up to a bad result from the clap clinic??? I thought u were lol also thought how good u were bein so honest. We learn something new every day lol
Aw thanks for that Loulou...the chlamydia can't get a look in cos the syphilis, ringworm, scabies and herpes ganged up on it and sent it on it's way
No gonorrhea?
I'm doing my best to get that then I can say I've got the set "Don't forget Jock Itch. | |||
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"poor thing has had to go to the vets yet again with a recurring eye infection (this is the 3rd time)...anyhow the vet has taken swabs and said it's probably chlamydia...I did say I'd better not go round saying "my pussy has chlamydia" but knew I could confide in you lot... Hands up who thought I was 'fessing up to a bad result from the clap clinic??? I thought u were lol also thought how good u were bein so honest. We learn something new every day lol
Aw thanks for that Loulou...the chlamydia can't get a look in cos the syphilis, ringworm, scabies and herpes ganged up on it and sent it on it's way
No gonorrhea?
I'm doing my best to get that then I can say I've got the set
Don't forget Jock Itch."Ooh Lickety...I just had to Google that! Another one for my collection | |||
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"poor thing has had to go to the vets yet again with a recurring eye infection (this is the 3rd time)...anyhow the vet has taken swabs and said it's probably chlamydia...I did say I'd better not go round saying "my pussy has chlamydia" but knew I could confide in you lot... Hands up who thought I was 'fessing up to a bad result from the clap clinic??? I thought u were lol also thought how good u were bein so honest. We learn something new every day lol
Aw thanks for that Loulou...the chlamydia can't get a look in cos the syphilis, ringworm, scabies and herpes ganged up on it and sent it on it's way
No gonorrhea?
I'm doing my best to get that then I can say I've got the set
Don't forget Jock Itch.
Ooh Lickety...I just had to Google that! Another one for my collection
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"poor thing has had to go to the vets yet again with a recurring eye infection (this is the 3rd time)...anyhow the vet has taken swabs and said it's probably chlamydia...I did say I'd better not go round saying "my pussy has chlamydia" but knew I could confide in you lot... Hands up who thought I was 'fessing up to a bad result from the clap clinic??? I thought u were lol also thought how good u were bein so honest. We learn something new every day lol
Aw thanks for that Loulou...the chlamydia can't get a look in cos the syphilis, ringworm, scabies and herpes ganged up on it and sent it on it's way"Mind you don't pass the ringworm on to your pussy - it's very infectious. | |||
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