FabSwingers.com forum: The Friday Late Late Nocturnal Thread

By *ittlebird OP Woman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

Good evening beautiful people and welcome to the Friday Nocturnal.

Friday can only mean one thing. Party time

Tonight’s choice for me, inspired by all sorts of talk of cheese this week, is 80s cheesy tunes. Nothing better than getting ready with a glass of Cherry Lambrini and some cheesy pop on the hi-fi. Yes. I am that old

So join me newbies, lurkers, regulars and of course all of those flirty bystanders in The Loveshack

Let’s talk shit about all sorts til the early hours and please please tell me your favourite cheesy tunes. Secret pleasures are always a big hit here. Mwah

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over a year ago

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By *ildbillkidMan
over a year ago

where the road goes on forever

Why when having your picture took, do the photographer 's " say cheese"?

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By *istyPeaksCouple
over a year ago

braintree

Good evening girlfriend

I love the 80s

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By *ittlebird OP Woman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

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Good evening Princess. You are tonight’s first poster. Welcome to the wonderful world of 80s cheesy pop. A cherry lambrini for you or would you prefer a cinzano?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good evening Littlebird and fellow nocturnes. Have I finally met my Waterloo or will you be my Dancing Queen this Friday night?

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

Be careful with the soft cheeses folks

Good evening, from Kinky Castle. It's bucketing down and blowing a gale outside, here.

It's been a pretty difficult couple of days. My car broke down, am having to pay for a hire car, which I could only collect from the fucking airport. And my wheelchair broke so I'm back in my old one, which is super uncomfortable

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By *ittlebird OP Woman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"Why when having your picture took, do the photographer 's " say cheese"?"

Good evening cowboy

Thanks for joining us.

I actually say “penis” when taking a picture (true story) as it normally makes everyone laugh

Pull up a chair. What music do you fancy tonight?

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By *ittlebird OP Woman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"Good evening girlfriend

I love the 80s

Good evening beautiful

I am a lover of all things 80s too. I had such fun then

Pull up a chair next to me. Booby hug?

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By *winging_couple300Couple
over a year ago

Doncaster

Evening, massive fan of the 80’s

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By *ittlebird OP Woman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"Good evening Littlebird and fellow nocturnes. Have I finally met my Waterloo or will you be my Dancing Queen this Friday night?

Hi gorgeous

Glad you could make party time

Darling, I’m always the dancing queen. Can you keep up?

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By *ittlebird OP Woman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"Be careful with the soft cheeses folks

Good evening, from Kinky Castle. It's bucketing down and blowing a gale outside, here.

Hi beauts. It doesn’t sound like you’ve been having much fun at all this week

Sending you bum rubs over to improve your comfort and lots of cheese your way. Hard or soft… your choice

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By *ittlebird OP Woman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"Evening, massive fan of the 80’s

Good evening Swinging Couple. Thanks for joining us tonight. I’m glad you love the 80s too

Any particular favourites? I can put them on the old hi fi I’ve dusted off for tonight

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over a year ago

"Good evening Littlebird and fellow nocturnes. Have I finally met my Waterloo or will you be my Dancing Queen this Friday night?

There's an ABBA tribute band at the hotel round the corner from me right now! I can hear the tunes in the distance

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By *ildbillkidMan
over a year ago

where the road goes on forever

"Why when having your picture took, do the photographer 's " say cheese"?

Good evening cowboy

Thanks for joining us.

I actually say “penis” when taking a picture (true story) as it normally makes everyone laugh

Pull up a chair. What music do you fancy tonight? "
what are they calling it...." Alternative country" I think , a guy named Jason Isabel" elephant" if you want to have a cry,

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over a year ago

"Good evening Littlebird and fellow nocturnes. Have I finally met my Waterloo or will you be my Dancing Queen this Friday night?

There's an ABBA tribute band at the hotel round the corner from me right now! I can hear the tunes in the distance

You want to Take a Chance on me...?

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By *winging_couple300Couple
over a year ago

Doncaster

Angry Anderson was a fav and until recently Cheney hawkes but apparently he was the 90’s, who knew

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Good evening beautiful people and welcome to the Friday Nocturnal.

Friday can only mean one thing. Party time

So join me newbies, lurkers, regulars and of course all of those flirty bystanders in The Loveshack

Let’s talk shit about all sorts til the early hours and please please tell me your favourite cheesy tunes. Secret pleasures are always a big hit here. Mwah"

Not stopping just wanted to wish you a fun weekend LB

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By *asterR and slut mayaMan
over a year ago

Bradford

"Good evening beautiful people and welcome to the Friday Nocturnal.

Friday can only mean one thing. Party time

So join me newbies, lurkers, regulars and of course all of those flirty bystanders in The Loveshack

Let’s talk shit about all sorts til the early hours and please please tell me your favourite cheesy tunes. Secret pleasures are always a big hit here. Mwah"

Can I ask a question who works out the rota for this. Thread

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By *ittlebird OP Woman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"Good evening Littlebird and fellow nocturnes. Have I finally met my Waterloo or will you be my Dancing Queen this Friday night?

There's an ABBA tribute band at the hotel round the corner from me right now! I can hear the tunes in the distance

Good evening Geordie. I bet that sounds great! And a free ticket if you can hear it from home

Enjoy the cheesy tunes

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By *elix SightedMan
over a year ago

Cloud 8

Hello Littlebird!! Good evening (again

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And a good evening to all other nocturnes out there. I shall kick off with my first offering if 80s cheese - Safety Dance. Does anyone remember that terrible but likeable ditty?

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By *ittlebird OP Woman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"Why when having your picture took, do the photographer 's " say cheese"?

Good evening cowboy

Thanks for joining us.

I actually say “penis” when taking a picture (true story) as it normally makes everyone laugh

Pull up a chair. What music do you fancy tonight? what are they calling it...." Alternative country" I think , a guy named Jason Isabel" elephant" if you want to have a cry, "

Oh I do love country music too so I will indeed look up the elephant after my stint on here. Thanks for the recommendation

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Good evening Littlebird and fellow nocturnes. Have I finally met my Waterloo or will you be my Dancing Queen this Friday night?

Hi gorgeous

Glad you could make party time

Darling, I’m always the dancing queen. Can you keep up?

I'd never miss your party. You might need to wake me up before you go go...

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By *ittlebird OP Woman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"Good evening Littlebird and fellow nocturnes. Have I finally met my Waterloo or will you be my Dancing Queen this Friday night?

There's an ABBA tribute band at the hotel round the corner from me right now! I can hear the tunes in the distance

You want to Take a Chance on me...?

Gimme gimme gimme

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By *winging_couple300Couple
over a year ago

Doncaster

"Hello Littlebird!! Good evening (again

)

And a good evening to all other nocturnes out there. I shall kick off with my first offering if 80s cheese - Safety Dance. Does anyone remember that terrible but likeable ditty?"

Classic with a hint of cheese

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By *ittlebird OP Woman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"Good evening beautiful people and welcome to the Friday Nocturnal.

Friday can only mean one thing. Party time

So join me newbies, lurkers, regulars and of course all of those flirty bystanders in The Loveshack

Let’s talk shit about all sorts til the early hours and please please tell me your favourite cheesy tunes. Secret pleasures are always a big hit here. Mwah

Not stopping just wanted to wish you a fun weekend LB"

Why thank you for stopping by darling and I really hope you have a great weekend too. Let’s catch up soon

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By *ittlebird OP Woman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"Good evening beautiful people and welcome to the Friday Nocturnal.

Friday can only mean one thing. Party time

So join me newbies, lurkers, regulars and of course all of those flirty bystanders in The Loveshack

Let’s talk shit about all sorts til the early hours and please please tell me your favourite cheesy tunes. Secret pleasures are always a big hit here. Mwah

Can I ask a question who works out the rota for this. Thread "

Of course you can. I presume Ash and Nero work it out as I’m not party to the rota I’m afraid. Ash asked me to guest host tonight

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By *elix SightedMan
over a year ago

Cloud 8

"Hello Littlebird!! Good evening (again

)

And a good evening to all other nocturnes out there. I shall kick off with my first offering if 80s cheese - Safety Dance. Does anyone remember that terrible but likeable ditty?

Classic with a hint of cheese

Exactly!! I shouldn’t like it but I can’t help myself. Which leads me into my next 80s hit - I just can’t get enough

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By *ittlebird OP Woman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"Hello Littlebird!! Good evening (again

)

And a good evening to all other nocturnes out there. I shall kick off with my first offering if 80s cheese - Safety Dance. Does anyone remember that terrible but likeable ditty?"

Good evening gorgeous. I remember that one well in fact it was on the radio box this morning

but that’s why I listen to Greatest Hits. It wasn’t easy to dance to though

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over a year ago

"Good evening beautiful people and welcome to the Friday Nocturnal.

Friday can only mean one thing. Party time

So join me newbies, lurkers, regulars and of course all of those flirty bystanders in The Loveshack

Let’s talk shit about all sorts til the early hours and please please tell me your favourite cheesy tunes. Secret pleasures are always a big hit here. Mwah"

Hello.

Can I have a Babycham please?

An have you got any Ultravox? X

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By *ittlebird OP Woman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

I'd never miss your party. You might need to wake me up before you go go...

That’s ok darling. I’ll pump up the jam

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By *ittlebird OP Woman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

Classic with a hint of cheese

Exactly!! I shouldn’t like it but I can’t help myself. Which leads me into my next 80s hit - I just can’t get enough "

I shouldn’t like it but I can’t help myself is one of my mottos for life

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By *ittlebird OP Woman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"Good evening beautiful people and welcome to the Friday Nocturnal.

Friday can only mean one thing. Party time

So join me newbies, lurkers, regulars and of course all of those flirty bystanders in The Loveshack

Let’s talk shit about all sorts til the early hours and please please tell me your favourite cheesy tunes. Secret pleasures are always a big hit here. Mwah

Hello.

Can I have a Babycham please?

An have you got any Ultravox? X"

Hi beauts. How was the bath? And of course you can. I have those proper Babycham glasses here too somewhere.

Shall we go to Vienna?

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By *elix SightedMan
over a year ago

Cloud 8

Classic with a hint of cheese

Exactly!! I shouldn’t like it but I can’t help myself. Which leads me into my next 80s hit - I just can’t get enough

I shouldn’t like it but I can’t help myself is one of my mottos for life

Haha and a bloody good one too!! I’ve done very well out of women thinking the same

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Good evening beautiful people and welcome to the Friday Nocturnal.

Friday can only mean one thing. Party time

So join me newbies, lurkers, regulars and of course all of those flirty bystanders in The Loveshack

Let’s talk shit about all sorts til the early hours and please please tell me your favourite cheesy tunes. Secret pleasures are always a big hit here. Mwah

Hello.

Can I have a Babycham please?

An have you got any Ultravox? X

Hi beauts. How was the bath? And of course you can. I have those proper Babycham glasses here too somewhere.

Shall we go to Vienna?

A walk in the cold air? Why not x

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By *elix SightedMan
over a year ago

Cloud 8

"Good evening beautiful people and welcome to the Friday Nocturnal.

Friday can only mean one thing. Party time

So join me newbies, lurkers, regulars and of course all of those flirty bystanders in The Loveshack

Let’s talk shit about all sorts til the early hours and please please tell me your favourite cheesy tunes. Secret pleasures are always a big hit here. Mwah

Hello.

Can I have a Babycham please?

An have you got any Ultravox? X

Hi beauts. How was the bath? And of course you can. I have those proper Babycham glasses here too somewhere.

Shall we go to Vienna?

Means nothing to me.

I know. Sorry.

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By *ittlebird OP Woman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

I shouldn’t like it but I can’t help myself is one of my mottos for life

Haha and a bloody good one too!! I’ve done very well out of women thinking the same

Now this is EXACTLY the kind of secret pleasure the nocturnal is all about Mr Felix. Care to explain a little?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd never miss your party. You might need to wake me up before you go go...

That’s ok darling. I’ll pump up the jam

You know I'm never gonna give you up..

Ultimate cheese for you there

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By *ittlebird OP Woman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"Good evening beautiful people and welcome to the Friday Nocturnal.

Friday can only mean one thing. Party time

So join me newbies, lurkers, regulars and of course all of those flirty bystanders in The Loveshack

Let’s talk shit about all sorts til the early hours and please please tell me your favourite cheesy tunes. Secret pleasures are always a big hit here. Mwah

Hello.

Can I have a Babycham please?

An have you got any Ultravox? X

Hi beauts. How was the bath? And of course you can. I have those proper Babycham glasses here too somewhere.

Shall we go to Vienna?

A walk in the cold air? Why not x"

Sounds perfect to me

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By *istyPeaksCouple
over a year ago

braintree

"Good evening girlfriend

I love the 80s

Good evening beautiful

I am a lover of all things 80s too. I had such fun then

Pull up a chair next to me. Booby hug?

I’m there. Always available to give booby hugs x

I quite fancy some Starship on the old HiFi

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"Be careful with the soft cheeses folks

Good evening, from Kinky Castle. It's bucketing down and blowing a gale outside, here.

Hi beauts. It doesn’t sound like you’ve been having much fun at all this week

Sending you bum rubs over to improve your comfort and lots of cheese your way. Hard or soft… your choice

I'll go hard please

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By *ittlebird OP Woman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

I'd never miss your party. You might need to wake me up before you go go...

That’s ok darling. I’ll pump up the jam

You know I'm never gonna give you up..

Ultimate cheese for you there

THE perfect cheesy pop song

The questions though will you let me down? Run around? Hurt me?

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair

Le Petit Oiseau, felicitations, good evening and thank you for hosting this evening's Nocturnal Thread. You enrich the Nocturnal Snug Bår with you ethereal presence.

I shall pluck a fine feather from your plumage and use it to dust the leather banquette for this evening's Nocturnalites.

I hope you are well? I hope all are equally well?

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By *ittlebird OP Woman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"Le Petit Oiseau, felicitations, good evening and thank you for hosting this evening's Nocturnal Thread. You enrich the Nocturnal Snug Bår with you ethereal presence.

I shall pluck a fine feather from your plumage and use it to dust the leather banquette for this evening's Nocturnalites.

I hope you are well? I hope all are equally well?"

Good evening darling Nero. Please help yourself to any feather you like

I am really good thank you just been a very busy Littlebird this last few weeks but it’s a joy to host the nocturnal again

What music can we interest you in tonight? Some Prefab Sprout perhaps?

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania

Good evenink everyvun from Transsexual Transylvania.

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By *ildbillkidMan
over a year ago

where the road goes on forever

Speaking of cheesy songs" escape" " I like Pina colada, dancing in the rain"

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By *ittlebird OP Woman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"Good evening girlfriend

I love the 80s

Good evening beautiful

I am a lover of all things 80s too. I had such fun then

Pull up a chair next to me. Booby hug?

I’m there. Always available to give booby hugs x

I quite fancy some Starship on the old HiFi

Nothings going to stop us now?

Very apt darling. I’m sure it won’t

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By *ittlebird OP Woman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"Be careful with the soft cheeses folks

Good evening, from Kinky Castle. It's bucketing down and blowing a gale outside, here.

Hi beauts. It doesn’t sound like you’ve been having much fun at all this week

Sending you bum rubs over to improve your comfort and lots of cheese your way. Hard or soft… your choice

I'll go hard please

Hhhmmm… something told me you would beautiful

Good choice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good Evening all

Good evening

Gold haribo queen

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By *ittlebird OP Woman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"Good evenink everyvun from Transsexual Transylvania.

Good evening Davina. And welcome to the cheesy pop section of the forum tonight. Shall we do the time warp?

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By *istyPeaksCouple
over a year ago

braintree

"Good evening girlfriend

I love the 80s

Good evening beautiful

I am a lover of all things 80s too. I had such fun then

Pull up a chair next to me. Booby hug?

I’m there. Always available to give booby hugs x

I quite fancy some Starship on the old HiFi

Nothings going to stop us now?

Very apt darling. I’m sure it won’t

I thought it fitting

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By *ittlebird OP Woman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"Speaking of cheesy songs" escape" " I like Pina colada, dancing in the rain""

What a great song cowboy. Yes, I like piña coladas

And getting caught in the rain

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By *ittlebird OP Woman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"Good Evening all

Good evening

Gold haribo queen

Good evening beauts. Thanks for joining us? How are you doing tonight? All good I hope. A song to you from the queen of Haribo?

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By *ittlebird OP Woman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"Good evening girlfriend

I love the 80s

Good evening beautiful

I am a lover of all things 80s too. I had such fun then

Pull up a chair next to me. Booby hug?

I’m there. Always available to give booby hugs x

I quite fancy some Starship on the old HiFi

Nothings going to stop us now?

Very apt darling. I’m sure it won’t

I thought it fitting

Oh girlfriend. You fit me like a glove

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over a year ago

I'd never miss your party. You might need to wake me up before you go go...

That’s ok darling. I’ll pump up the jam

You know I'm never gonna give you up..

Ultimate cheese for you there

THE perfect cheesy pop song

The questions though will you let me down? Run around? Hurt me?

Whatever happens I've had the time of my life

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By *ittlebird OP Woman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

I'd never miss your party. You might need to wake me up before you go go...

That’s ok darling. I’ll pump up the jam

You know I'm never gonna give you up..

Ultimate cheese for you there

THE perfect cheesy pop song

The questions though will you let me down? Run around? Hurt me?

Whatever happens I've had the time of my life

Oh Patrick

She’s like the wind?

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over a year ago

"Good Evening all

Good evening

Gold haribo queen

Good evening beauts. Thanks for joining us? How are you doing tonight? All good I hope. A song to you from the queen of Haribo?

Yes am getting better every day

And there is bit action in the trouser department as well

How’s you and family all good I hope !

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By *ittlebird OP Woman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"Good Evening all

Good evening

Gold haribo queen

Good evening beauts. Thanks for joining us? How are you doing tonight? All good I hope. A song to you from the queen of Haribo?

Yes am getting better every day

And there is bit action in the trouser department as well

How’s you and family all good I hope !

I’m so glad you’re on the mend and I bet you’re glad about the trouser department too

We’re all good here in the darkest North. The sun is shining… weather is sweet yeah

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By *ildbillkidMan
over a year ago

where the road goes on forever

Starships mickey Thomas also sang for Elvin bishop "fooled around and fell in love"

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania

"Good evenink everyvun from Transsexual Transylvania.

Good evening Davina. And welcome to the cheesy pop section of the forum tonight. Shall we do the time warp?

Of course! It's just a jump to the left, after all.

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By *ittlebird OP Woman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"Starships mickey Thomas also sang for Elvin bishop "fooled around and fell in love""

I actually didn’t know that. Which is rare for me and 80s music. I’ve added it directly to my wiki trail for later

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By *ittlebird OP Woman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"Good evenink everyvun from Transsexual Transylvania.

Good evening Davina. And welcome to the cheesy pop section of the forum tonight. Shall we do the time warp?

Of course! It's just a jump to the left, after all.

But it’s really the pelvic thrust that makes it. Don’t you think?

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By *ildbillkidMan
over a year ago

where the road goes on forever

"Starships mickey Thomas also sang for Elvin bishop "fooled around and fell in love"

I actually didn’t know that. Which is rare for me and 80s music. I’ve added it directly to my wiki trail for later

"
a good song but, probably late 70's

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By *ittlebird OP Woman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"Starships mickey Thomas also sang for Elvin bishop "fooled around and fell in love"

I actually didn’t know that. Which is rare for me and 80s music. I’ve added it directly to my wiki trail for later

a good song but, probably late 70's"

It’s still very much from my era darling. It’s an awesome tune

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania

"Good evenink everyvun from Transsexual Transylvania.

Good evening Davina. And welcome to the cheesy pop section of the forum tonight. Shall we do the time warp?

Of course! It's just a jump to the left, after all.

But it’s really the pelvic thrust that makes it. Don’t you think?

But then it drives you insa-yay-yaaay-yane!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd never miss your party. You might need to wake me up before you go go...

That’s ok darling. I’ll pump up the jam

You know I'm never gonna give you up..

Ultimate cheese for you there

THE perfect cheesy pop song

The questions though will you let me down? Run around? Hurt me?

Whatever happens I've had the time of my life

Oh Patrick

She’s like the wind?

No-one puts Littlebird in the corner

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Evenin'

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By *elix SightedMan
over a year ago

Cloud 8

I shouldn’t like it but I can’t help myself is one of my mottos for life

Haha and a bloody good one too!! I’ve done very well out of women thinking the same

Now this is EXACTLY the kind of secret pleasure the nocturnal is all about Mr Felix. Care to explain a little?

Well, I’ve often attracted women who probably shouldn’t like me but get all horny and couldn’t help themselves.

I’m thinking specifically about one night in Estonia in which i was with my friends in a nightclub. I literally bumped into a girl on the dance floor and we started dancing, closer and closer, flirting, smiling, brief touches of hands on arms. Then girating together and getting really steamy.

I began to talk to her but she didn’t understand English! So we just danced, kissed, dry humped and touched each other right there on the dance floor.

After an hour or so we walked outside for some air and I pointed to my hotel across the square. I never thought she’d go for it but she just nodded and up we went!

As I let us into the room, I realised my mate was already back and asleep in our twin room. We undressed each other and climbed into my bed and fucked right there beside my sleeping mate without waking him! (He was hammered, I’m not that shit haha).

She then left and during the whole time we never said a word to each other. I bet I was something she shouldn’t have done but quite liked!

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair

"Le Petit Oiseau, felicitations, good evening and thank you for hosting this evening's Nocturnal Thread. You enrich the Nocturnal Snug Bår with you ethereal presence.

I shall pluck a fine feather from your plumage and use it to dust the leather banquette for this evening's Nocturnalites.

I hope you are well? I hope all are equally well?

Good evening darling Nero. Please help yourself to any feather you like

I am really good thank you just been a very busy Littlebird this last few weeks but it’s a joy to host the nocturnal again

What music can we interest you in tonight? Some Prefab Sprout perhaps?

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I love Prefab Sprout.

However, this evening I would be grateful for "The Safety Dance" by Men Without Hats.

Thank you.

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By *ittlebird OP Woman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"Good evenink everyvun from Transsexual Transylvania.

Good evening Davina. And welcome to the cheesy pop section of the forum tonight. Shall we do the time warp?

Of course! It's just a jump to the left, after all.

But it’s really the pelvic thrust that makes it. Don’t you think?

But then it drives you insa-yay-yaaay-yane!

God I need to rewatch that immediately. It’s in my all time top 5

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By *ildbillkidMan
over a year ago

where the road goes on forever

Shall we try some aged cheddar "my Sharona"

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By *ittlebird OP Woman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

No-one puts Littlebird in the corner

Let this be held for posterity as being my top motto in life

Thank you darling

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By *ittlebird OP Woman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"Evenin'"

Good evening Mr Stood…

How are you this fine evening? Hope you’re enjoying the 80s tunes. Care to choose one?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Good Evening all

Good evening

Gold haribo queen

Good evening beauts. Thanks for joining us? How are you doing tonight? All good I hope. A song to you from the queen of Haribo?

Yes am getting better every day

And there is bit action in the trouser department as well

How’s you and family all good I hope !

I’m so glad you’re on the mend and I bet you’re glad about the trouser department too

We’re all good here in the darkest North. The sun is shining… weather is sweet yeah

Good just quick one tonight bed now working all weekend

Hopes all fellow and lady forumites have lovely evening and a very restful weekend

Love to all

And to all a good night x

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By *elix SightedMan
over a year ago

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"Le Petit Oiseau, felicitations, good evening and thank you for hosting this evening's Nocturnal Thread. You enrich the Nocturnal Snug Bår with you ethereal presence.

I shall pluck a fine feather from your plumage and use it to dust the leather banquette for this evening's Nocturnalites.

I hope you are well? I hope all are equally well?

Good evening darling Nero. Please help yourself to any feather you like

I am really good thank you just been a very busy Littlebird this last few weeks but it’s a joy to host the nocturnal again

What music can we interest you in tonight? Some Prefab Sprout perhaps?

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I love Prefab Sprout.

However, this evening I would be grateful for "The Safety Dance" by Men Without Hats.

Thank you.

Great minds, Nero!!

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By *ittlebird OP Woman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

I shouldn’t like it but I can’t help myself is one of my mottos for life

Haha and a bloody good one too!! I’ve done very well out of women thinking the same

Now this is EXACTLY the kind of secret pleasure the nocturnal is all about Mr Felix. Care to explain a little?

Well, I’ve often attracted women who probably shouldn’t like me but get all horny and couldn’t help themselves.

I began to talk to her but she didn’t understand English! So we just danced, kissed, dry humped and touched each other right there on the dance floor.

After an hour or so we walked outside for some air and I pointed to my hotel across the square. I never thought she’d go for it but she just nodded and up we went!

She then left and during the whole time we never said a word to each other. I bet I was something she shouldn’t have done but quite liked!"

Oh my. That is literally a story I’m going to bring up with you… Time after Time